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Hit Muslim Terrorists Where it Hurts - Their Religion!

If we are going to have any sense of security in a world dominated by fools, fanatics, and fascists then we must crawl into the minds of Muslim fanatics and try to "work their system." I think I have succeeded in doing that and might be able to suggest a plan that could assure a length, mutual, but unsteady peace. [...] Let's do what other national leaders have done to defeat Muslim fanatics.

Just before the September 11, 2001 Muslim terrorist attacks on New York City, Washington, D.C. and Pennsylvania, Deputy Israeli Police Minister Gideon Esra suggested in the Israeli newspaper Yediot Aharonot that Palestinian suicide bombers be buried in pig skin! That is reminiscent of General "Black Jack" Sherman's alleged execution of six Muslim rebels in the Philippines in the early 1900s following the end of the Spanish American War. It is said, although without authentication, that he killed six Muslim rebels with bullets dipped in hog fat, wrapped the bodies in pig skins, dumped pig entrails over them and buried them face down so they could not face Mecca. That ended the insurrection.

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While there is no guarantee of anything except God's salvation, taking advantage of the Muslims' superstitions could save many lives and maybe the destruction of American cities.

The President should speak to the United Nations in a message to Muslims everywhere: "We don't hate Muslims and we want to live in peace with them at home and abroad; however, we will no longer permit innocent Americans to be butchered anywhere in the world. Moreover, we will not permit any further terrorist actions against our nation.

"Therefore, hear this warning from the Oval Office, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the U.S. Congress. The next time an American hostage is killed by Muslim terrorists or after the next attack on our nation, excepting a lone wolf attack, the U.S. will bomb the sacred Kaaba in Mecca. At that time we will also bomb the holy cities of Mecca and Medina with pig poop from Iowa - the hog capital of the nation. There will be no warning other than this one."

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