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["What's wrong with intermarriage? My dad is Jewish and my mom isn't, and they've been happily married for 32 years. So why shouldn't they have ever married? Seems to me like you need to mind your own business and let People love who they love."]

The Creator of the Universe has made a gorgeous rainbow. Each color has its own beauty, its own characteristics, its own unique place in creation.

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If we mix all the colors of the rainbow we will be left with a single murky, grayish, greenish color instead of the vivid, individual beautiful colors that were intended.

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As for me minding my own business; when someone loses an object, we are obligated to return that object to its proper owner. So that lost Jewish boy who was thinking about marrying a non Jewish girl had lost his way, and it was my obligation to return him to his Owner.

Reb Gutman Locks, Mystical Paths 30 Comments [3/13/2015 3:10:23 AM]
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christian_leftie

Yeah, that's not even how light works, so why would anyone pay attention to any of your other biggoted nincompoopary?

3/13/2015 3:26:45 AM

Kuno

The Creator of the Universe has made a gorgeous rainbow. Each color has its own beauty, its own characteristics, its own unique place in creation.

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If we mix all the colors of the rainbow we will be left with a single murky, grayish, greenish color instead of the vivid, individual beautiful colors that were intended.


Uh, no. If you mix all the colours of a rainbow back up, you'll get white light, per definition. That's kind of the whole point.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but the colours of a rainbow are not as strictly separated as you seem to think. It's more of a gradual thing:



As for me minding my own business; when someone loses an object, we are obligated to return that object to its proper owner.

People are not objects!

3/13/2015 3:40:40 AM



Prove "The Creator of the Universe" is YOUR god and not one of the thousands of other gods that man has created in his own image.

3/13/2015 3:44:24 AM



"If we mix all the colors of the rainbow we will be left with a single murky, grayish, greenish color instead of the vivid, individual beautiful colors that were intended."

Really? Combining all colors results in the "color" white, dumbass. Not to mention green, orange, etc. are already combinations of other colors. The only true, seperate colors are yellow, red and blue.

Seriously, how much more can you fail with something this basic? Something which elementary kids should know? It makes you "argument" make even less sense.

I mean, I suppose we should be grateful he's that stupid, considering he's an outright Nazi who doesn't think a Jew is an actual person. But if you want to make an analogy, at least have it make sense even if the actual argument doesn't.


EDIT: It's been pointed out to me that it's not yellow, but green. Though, forgive my ignorance, but isn't green the combination of yelllow and blue?

But whoever may be right, the point still stands that the OP doesn't have the slightest idea what he's talking about. All colors together = white. No colors at all = black. It can't get any more simple.

And a rainbows colors aren't "intended" to be "individual". It's the result of rain breaking apart the sunlight into all different colors it's composed of.

3/13/2015 4:29:45 AM

Warren McIntosh

Hooray for the master race!

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Gott!!

3/13/2015 5:07:49 AM

tfaddict

So God is essentially a slave-owner. CALLED IT!

3/13/2015 5:14:52 AM

Mister Spak

"If we mix all the colors of the rainbow we will be left with a single murky, grayish, greenish color instead of the vivid, individual beautiful colors that were intended. "

You should retake 5th grade science class.
Or do they not have science in jew school?

3/13/2015 5:51:11 AM

Doubting Thomas

As for me minding my own business; when someone loses an object, we are obligated to return that object to its proper owner. So that lost Jewish boy who was thinking about marrying a non Jewish girl had lost his way, and it was my obligation to return him to his Owner.

Jewish fundies suck at making analogies as bad as Christian fundies.

3/13/2015 6:14:29 AM

Nemo

There is no scientific or genetic basis for the existence of separate races. None at all. There are distinct cultures, to be sure, but culture has to be taught to people, and can created ex nihilo. Just look at the American people, a group that didn't even exist until it was conjured out of nothing during the 1700s for political reasons.

3/13/2015 7:23:39 AM

Swede

A gorgeous ranbow? Just the one? It must be very very busy, sprinting from place to place all the time.

Almost all colors are mixtures of other colors, every color has aspects of other colors.
I love green, with a lot of yellow and red in it, not the ones with lots of blue in it.

3/13/2015 7:33:09 AM

Thinking Allowed

Actually Reb, where light is concerned, if you mix all the colors the result is white.

3/13/2015 7:54:13 AM

The Reptilian Jew

If we mix all the colors of the rainbow we will be left with a single murky, grayish, greenish color instead of the vivid, individual beautiful colors that were intended.
Oh, I remember this one! I used to mix paint of every color with my fingers until I got brown! I called it "every-colored". Ah, good times.
Problem is - I did this in 2nd grade.
Let little Guttie play with the paint! Awwww, so cute!

You're a grown-ass rabbi Gutman. You're supposed to be the spiritual leader of your people. You ought to know something as basic as the fucking RGB color scale.

3/13/2015 9:03:24 AM

Kanna

(1) Religion is not ownership.
(2) People are not lost objects.
(3) You have no power to speak for individuals.
(4) if there were a deity, you would have no power to speak for him either.

My only conclusion is that you are a spiteful, know-it-all busybody.

3/13/2015 9:37:43 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The Creator of the Universe has made a gorgeous rainbow."





Thanks for admitting that Rainbow Dash is next for ascension to Alicorn status then, or DC Comics'll have to find a replacement for "The Flash", as he's become obsolete. [/"MLP:FiM" 5th Series]

/)^3^(\

3/13/2015 9:49:19 AM

Yossarian Lives

Will you be volunteering for the leadership of the campaign to stop children mixing yellow with blue to make green in art class? Personally, I wouldn't see any issues, at age 10 most kids struggle to care about colours. Maybe you should begin maturing past this age too.

3/13/2015 11:40:36 AM



Why do you hate love, you Jewish Nazi? 'Cause that's basically what you are, a reverse-Nazi. I guess you think everyone should be inbred and marry their cousins. Love doesn't care about religion, which is all made up anyway, and love doesn't care about ethnicity, which is mostly a human construct.

3/13/2015 11:42:29 AM

tipsyGnostalgic

Why is it that every time I see a Jewish post up here, it's got the most racism applicable injected into it? Seriously, what do they have against other cultures?

3/13/2015 11:54:59 AM

Goomy pls

When you mix colours, you get paintings.

3/13/2015 11:58:33 AM

CuriousAndMoreCurious

Gloomy, that is the best response to anything I have ever read. My hat is off to you fine sir

3/13/2015 12:30:40 PM

Goomy pls

@CuriousAndMoreCurious

Thanks boss~ ^_^

3/13/2015 12:58:24 PM

pyro

> The only true, seperate colors are yellow, red and blue.

Green, red, and blue. Yellow is the mix of red and green.

3/13/2015 12:58:35 PM

Hasan Prishtina

1) Look at a rainbow and show me the exact spot where one color gives way to the next.
2) As for what happens when you mix the spectrum, you need to read Newton.
3) Someone is only lost if they accept that they are lost. If they are happy with where they are, it is none of your business.
4) As Judaism does not hold that you have to be Jewish to be saved, so there's no religion that holds exclusive ownership.

@ #1775606

As you see, he's a fundie jerk, but I haven't noticed GL wanting to kill anyone. But hey, he's a Jew, so you get to call him a Nazi...

3/13/2015 3:42:13 PM

Senomaros

Ooh, an asinine comparison to a natural phenomenon to justify his bigotry! Time to destroy it. WITH SCIENCE!

"The Creator of the Universe has made a gorgeous rainbow. Each color has its own beauty, its own characteristics, its own unique place in creation."

Haha, nope! If you bothered to pay attention in your elementary science classes, you'd know that what we perceive as colour is really just electromagnetic radiation with wavelengths of varying frequencies. And guess what! Those frequencies aren't discrete, they lie along a continuous spectrum and merge into each other. You may identify green and blue as separate colours in the rainbow, but if you look carefully, you'll see a narrow band where they blend together and create teal, which is just as beautiful a colour. So, according to your silly analogy, Jews really ought to intermarry with other groups of people and produce varying, continuous grades of semi-Jew along a spectrum. They'll be just as valid.

"If we mix all the colors of the rainbow we will be left with a single murky, grayish, greenish color"

Actually, you get white. Isn't white often a symbol of purity, something to be desired? (Hence white wedding dresses in the Western world.) So according to your rainbow analogy, here's another reason why Jews and non-Jews should intermarry.

YOUR ANALOGY (and, therefore, half your argument) HAS BEEN DESTROYED!

As for this bit:

"As for me minding my own business; when someone loses an object, we are obligated to return that object to its proper owner. So that lost Jewish boy who was thinking about marrying a non Jewish girl had lost his way, and it was my obligation to return him to his Owner."

People aren't mindless (except in your case) objects to be owned! That's why all civilized societies have done away with slavery, and that's why parents (who are more real and tangible "creators" than the tyrannical sky-pixie that you worship) don't have complete control over their child's life and get to dictate every part of it. So fuck your god, and fuck you.

3/13/2015 4:04:20 PM

Yutolia

Actually, those of you talking about whether it's green or yellow, technically you are both right, but I think you are talking about different things.

The RGB color thing does exist, and it's red, green, and blue. I don't know that much about it, but it has to do with the physical properties of the light waves associated with the colors.

In artwork (painting, drawing, etc, not photography or film-making) and some engineering red, yellow, and blue are called the Primary Colors that are the basis for creating all other colors.

But obviously Reb Gutman understands none of this.

3/13/2015 4:19:29 PM

Old Viking

Religion always imparts the obligation to be a buttinsky.

3/13/2015 5:11:58 PM

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