Any female aversion to beards is yet another extension of their enormous hypocrisy concernin cleanliness. The sheer gall of the female that hates beards, hair and foreskins when she herself is a walkin cesspool of inner plumbin that is an "ecosystem", needs regular checkups, regularly gets infected and fumes out fish odors that would make a blue whale blush - well the best defense is a good offence. Men are naturally cleaner and more intelligent than females, and thus the game for them is to convince men into mutilatin their baby boys into circumstumped-unmales and shavin off their God-given implements of higher intelligence on the head - the hair and beard. Only then will the world be safe for female domination.
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Uncle Jeebers offers indisputable evidence that beardies are more intelligent than shavers and women. Though, what he thinks is intelligence differs from the sane majority.
Here's a clue Uncle, intelligence does not mean the ability to splurge stupidity all over the internet like a moronic dullard.
I'm one who's always preferred my men clean shaven (I want to kiss lips, not a mouthful of hair), but a clean, well-trimmed beard is fine. It's the scraggly, still has bits of last weeks dinner in them (and smells like it too) that I find disgusting. And I'm very much against circumcision, parents torturing their baby boys, just so they won't get teased in the locker room? And female circumcision is even worse.
when she herself is a walkin cesspool of inner plumbin that is an "ecosystem", needs regular checkups, regularly gets infected and fumes out fish odors that would make a blue whale blush
shavin off their God-given implements of higher intelligence on the head - the hair and beard.
Reading this, I can believe that there are no sources of intelligence in your heard besides your hair and beard.
Why am I not surprised that someone called Uncle Jeebers believes that it is not the brain but rather the beard that is the seat of intelligence? Perhaps it's because whatever parasites may be living in his beard are smarter than he is...
Also why is this man so terrified of the "g" in the "ing" suffix that he refuses to type it?
I must be an oddball, then. I have a husband who has what many would call excessive body hair, and it is one of the things that attracted me to him. I find him more attractive when he lets his beard and mustache grow out, as I have any of my past relationships.
she herself is a walkin cesspool of inner plumbin that is an "ecosystem", needs regular checkups, regularly gets infected and fumes out fish odors
Just come out of the closet already and stop makin' them city boys squeal like a pig.
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A beard can be quite neat if washed and combed regularly. As any matters of personal hygiene its up to the person.
A woman who smells fishy is not maintaining herself properly or she has a medical problem. A healthy woman does not need regular checkups,does not suffer infections or smell like fish. In fact fish do not smell very fishy until they start to spoil.
Some women like beards.
Your own digestive system is a nasty morass of an ecosystem.
@LDM
One, that sounds horrible. Two, how the hell do you circumcise a girl? How does that work?
This is tfaddict by the way, I forgot to put my name at the top.
"Any female aversion to beards is yet another extension of their enormous hypocrisy concernin cleanliness."
Ergo, any male aversion to beavers is yet another extension of their enormous hypocrisy concerning cleanliness.
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Your call.
"God-given implements of higher intelligence on the head - the hair and beard."
You don't need that thing called the brain, I hear you can have it surgically removed with no detrimental effects. I suggest you do it.
Every time I read one these "arguments", I'm more convinced that men are, in fact, inferior. This gibberish isn't helping.
I hate beards. Absolutely hate them. They make their wearers look like filthy crackheads, or hipsters, or whatever the hell they're called now. Utterly repulsive.
Uncle Creeper is a fucking moron, & I sincerely hope he's crushed to death in a massive landslide of tampons.
Aaand we are back to caring about circumcision. Woo. For someone who is most likely to be a homophobe, if the usual pattern follows, you really care about other guy's Johnsons, don't you?
@ anon-e-moose: Betty Page is awesome, and I compliment you on your good taste.
Apparently, the OP has never actually seen a woman in real life. He seems to know very little about them.
lol Yeah, men never need their "inner plumbing" checked... like the prostate. Wait, no, it's actually up the butt. Super gross!
The stereotype of manly cleanliness doesn't usually fall in a man's favor. Don't "real men" make fun of the wussy, hygienic guys who manscape and are clean cut and well dressed? They're the pussies, remember.
Yes, women are so much less intelligent than men that they're dominating higher education more and more.
It's okay, we'll keep the good guys around when we dominate society. Though your kind will be allowed to die out.
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