a partial list of characteristics shared by hobbits and trans men
- small
- whiny
- boring
- silly names
- insular
- weak
- cowardly
- lots of boring movies made about them
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I've come in contact with a couple of trans people who are now in their sixties and seventies. Given what they went through to get where they are, they are among the bravest people I've ever met.
And if they're so boring and insular, how come movies get made about them?
Hobbits have perfectly fine hobbity names. As shown in the movies they are not weak or cowardly but rather a peaceful nation lacking experience in conflicts.
I suppose Sam is a silly name , not serious like Boromir.
And yet, they always keep their chin up while the whole world looks down on them. And they can go through Hell, and smile every bitter step of the way. Yes, Hobbits and transsexuals do have a little in common, though not in the way you think.
Oh, and the difference between them and you? You DO deserve to have a few inches bitten off by Gollum. In a place decidedly lower than your fingers.
Also there... really aren't a lot of movies about trans guys? Off the top of my head, there's Boys Don't Cry, and... hm. Honestly drawing a blank past that.
For that matter, there aren't a lot of movies about hobbits, either. I mean, six. Okay, six pretty long ones, but compared to the number of movies about almost anything else, that ain't a lot.
You have just been whiny (check) and boring (check), and you either have a funny name (check) or are posting under a pseudonym (cowardly, so check). I don't know if you've ever been in a movie. All I need now to determine whether your a trans man or a hobbit is one thing: do you by any chance have hairy toes?
Sadly, there are a number of lesbians who take it as a personal insult when a XX woman wants to physically express her male gender identity. They are doing just what the religious Right wants, splintering the LGBT push for equal rights until nobody gets equal rights with heterosexuals.
Do trans men have hairy feet, too?
lots of boring movies made about them
Oh, come on, only the last Hobbit movie was really even that bad.
Hobbits are real?
Also
- courageous
- more than meets the eye
- resourceful
I'd say that lzbn is a much sillier name than Samwise Gamgee.
Shiny mirror is probably shiny; I bet that little lzbn is pretty whiny , weak and boring him/herself...
In order to accept and stand up for your transsexuality, you have to be pretty strong and tough.
Weak, boring, whiny, cowardly...?
Did you even watch the LOTR trilogy? Or read the books? How about The Hobbit?
Yeah. Didn't fucking think so. By Sauron's command, I banish you to Mordor until you take back the slurs and calumny you flung at the courageous and noble Hobbits.
Then and only then will you be permitted to return to your life. However, you will never be allowed access to our beloved Shire, for you are unworthy.
And an asshole.
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