[To a gay man, emphasis in original.]
have u tried all of the women in the world? God has a soulmate out there for u ... a female soulmate.
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What makes the statement even nuttier is where the idea of a soulmate is usually traced. In Plato's Symposium, a story describes how souls were split in half and placed in two bodies. These bodies could be male-male, male-female, or female-female, so your soulmate could be the same sex as you. Of course, Joe would probably say that Plato did not accept Jesus as his Lord and Savior and is likely in line for hell...
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[rant] Thank you, Joe, for informing millions of people that you don't even know that you know better than they do what they should do with their lives. Now go fuck yourself. I doubt you'll find anyone else to perform said action with, unless he/she is as bigoted as you are. Assuming you're not gay but somehow feeling guilty about being different or something, please limit your romantic interactions to your hand, as we really do NOT need any more of your idiocy in the world. [/rant]
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You know, there aren't exactly equal numbers of men and women in the world ... so not everyone could have a soulmate of the opposite sex (unless some have more than one, but I don't think Joe would agree with that).
Wonderful. Perhaps God, in his apparent omniscience, could give me a sign as to who she is, and where I can find her. It would sure save me a great deal of time and heartache.
Crosis that's an extremely valid point... Between that and the fact that there's over 3.1 billion women out there, means if you tried one a second with no sleep, it'd take you 98 years to try them all.
Call me romantic, but I'd like to take longer than a second to get to know someone.
Joe's just cranky that his soulmate's an abortion!
Not quite. Joe's soulmate was a miscarriage, not an abortion. Actually she found out she was Joe's soulmate, and committed suicide. How she got a gun in there, we'll never know.
Maybe he is onto something. I think this would work.
Somewhere, there is a woman for him. God has created a woman just for him.
This woman would be roughly two hundred pounds, have a hairy ass,large biceps, a butch haircut a big adams apple, and a six inch clitoris that becomes erect at the drop of a hat.
Isn't god wonderfull?
After hearing Joe out, I was convinced that I had to travel across the world and nail every female in the world.
I started with his girlfriend. I got lucky, and we ran off to Hawaii to get married. Wish us luck! ^_^
Right, because, you know, that´s what every single person on Earth has done..................are you nuts?
[To a gay man, emphasis in original.]
"have u tried all of the women in the world? God has a soulmate out there for u ... a female soulmate."
Better ask one of your kind:
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Then you tell me .
"have u tried all of the women in the world?"
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...I wish . ;_;
“have u tried all of the women in the world?”
Okay, wow, so when God paraded all the animals in the world in front of Adam, to choose a helpmeet, you’re saying that Adam ‘tried’ the animals before knowing he didn’t want to spend his life with a bear, or a horse, or a sheep?
Ew.
Or is it POSSIBLE that he lookat a cow and just KNEW he didn’t want to fuck it?
"God has a soulmate out there for u ... a female soulmate.”
Right in the beginning of Genesis, God proves to be laughably bad at putting soulmates together.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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