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On “The 700 Club” today, Pat Robertson took a question from a viewer who said she attends a church whose members aren’t allowed to date, leaving many church members “frustrated because we’re getting older and no one is getting married.”

Robertson found this to be absolutely ridiculous because a church with a no-dating policy will eventually “die out”… just like gay people.

“You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce,” he said. “You know, you have to have heterosexual sex to reproduce. Same thing with that church, it’s doomed, it’s going to die out because it’s the most nonsensical thing I’ve heard in a long time.”

Pat Robertson, Right Wing Watch 32 Comments [12/21/2014 1:40:16 PM]
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Old Viking

Well sure that church will die out; but there will be no hanky panky in the interval.

12/21/2014 1:46:11 PM

Jamaican Castle

Because heaven forbid that you try to introduce people to your beliefs by any way other than indoctrinating them as small children. That would make too much sense.

(More likely, it would require their views to make too much sense, i.e., any whatsoever.)

12/21/2014 2:12:13 PM


They won't die out as long as straight couples have homosexual offspring.

*Fundi head explosion Scanners style*

12/21/2014 3:15:14 PM


Matthew 19:12

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Yes, Jesus himself told you to cut your balls off if you have the balls to do it.

12/21/2014 3:24:13 PM

You know you're a crazy fundie when even Pat Robertson calls you on your shit...

12/21/2014 3:32:22 PM


Honey, I've been having heterosexual sex regularly, for the last 27 years or so. No reproduction whatsoever, so far...
(At this point, I don't care anymore, it's just very convenient not to have to use any forms of contraceptives.)

Most homosexuals are born from heterosexual parents, silly!

12/21/2014 3:52:59 PM

Goomy pls

it’s going to die out because it’s the most nonsensical thing I’ve heard in a long time.

If that's so, why aren't you dead?

12/21/2014 4:10:42 PM


This is why you don't ask Pat Robertson for advice on anything. He'll be too busy blaming everything on you (if you're a woman) or somehow turning it into an anti-gay spiel to actually give you advice.

12/21/2014 4:18:04 PM


He didn't even need to bring up gays. He could've just said "Dump that church & find another that isn't a Shaker-esque celebacy cult".

But this is Pat Robertson, so he must be crazy at all times...thus putting the whole "Gays are gross" bit into it.

12/21/2014 4:32:04 PM


“You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce,”

Homosexuality is not a recent thing Pat, if it was going to die out it would have done so by now

12/21/2014 5:06:10 PM


Wow. One fundie wacko setting an even fundier wacko straight!

12/21/2014 5:11:08 PM


Not allowed to date??? Enforced by who? What will they do if they catch you dating? Take away the offering plate so you cant donate? Force you to quit praying? Do they required hall passes if you need to go to the restroom? I suspect there are many more things to be "frustrated" about with that church.
On a side note, my curiosity would LOVE to learn more about that church.

12/21/2014 5:16:50 PM

rubber chicken

Just think Pat, that particular church probably think of you as an apostate.

12/21/2014 5:37:44 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

When Pat Robertson thinks your church is ridiculous, it's time to seriously rethink some shit.

12/21/2014 6:00:27 PM


Yes. That's why there haven't been any RC Priests in centuries.

As for the poor idiot that asked the question, run, don't walk to the nearest exit. Your pastor has let the sight of all you slack-jawed bullshit sponges convince him to go alpha. You can't date because all the women are his, whether they know it or not.

12/21/2014 6:42:27 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The fat that this pathetic, lying fraud even exists is really depressing.

12/21/2014 6:45:46 PM

If homosexual people are only begat to homosexual people, and homosexual people don't reproduce, where did they come from?

12/21/2014 8:13:09 PM

This makes about as much sense as a (nonfictional) senior citizen with SMOOTHIE POWERED SUPER-LEGS!!! That is to say, none at all.

12/21/2014 8:16:05 PM


Bisexuals don't exist huh Pat?

12/21/2014 8:16:28 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The simple fact that shit like Pat can find food is an indictment of the entire fucking planet.

12/21/2014 10:18:21 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

Except for the glaringly uncomfortable homophobia Pat is 100% right about the church of St. Crazy.

12/21/2014 10:45:46 PM


You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce

You do know that homosexuality has been around for all of human history, right?

12/22/2014 2:09:13 AM

More stupidity and bigotry from Pat Robertson? Say it ain't so!

12/22/2014 2:37:23 AM

"Robertson found this to be absolutely ridiculous"

Who gives a fuck what Pat Robertson finds ridiculous? I personally find Pat Robertson to be absolutely ridiculous, so there.

12/22/2014 2:50:10 AM

Same I say about gays, they're not sterile.

12/22/2014 3:11:04 AM

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