As part of our continuing effort to educate the masses, we'd like remind people that as we move into the flu season it is important to remember the origin of all disease and illness. Some people believe that germs cause disease. That is simply not true. All diseases are caused by nothing other than sin. Before sin there was no death or disease. The fact that sin brings disease is just one more reason why women should never be considered equal to men for it was Eve that sinned first, not Adam.
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Let me get this straight.
The reason seven year old Susan has cancer is because nearly six thousand years ago a talking snake convinced a naked woman to eat a piece of fruit?
That's a story that deserves to be mocked and ridiculed.
Then kindly explain canine parvovirus, feline leukemia, rabbit syphilis, and the diseases that affect goldfish and butterflies.
Some people believe that germs cause disease. That is simply not true. All diseases are caused by nothing other than sin.
Then how come widespread use of vaccines has been successful in not only halting the spread of some diseases, but wiping them out? When was the last time you heard of smallpox in the US?
Got a vaccine for sin, DND?
Bacteria and viruses are older lifeforms than mammals, silly.
So, you're saying that we're moving into the sin season?
Sin is an arbitrary concept.
Even the 10 plagues of Egypt, inflicted by God in order to force Pharaoh to let the Israelites go? Even the 'fiery snakes' (probably Guinea worms) that He cast on His chosen people when they got a little too uppity? Even Job's illnesses, which God allowed Satan to give him just to 'test' his faith, which He already knew was genuine? Not even the Scripture supports your drivel, you stupid people!
Besides, if God is so kind and forgiving, why didn't He just give His daughter Eve a ticking off for being naughty, instead of kicking her out of the house and cursing her offspring with AIDS and the clap? Also, why do proponents of faith healing have health-care plans?
@Sangfroid:
Wow! Can you tell me if aspirin is any good against lust?
According to the fundies, it is as long as a woman holds it between her knees.
Did you wear mixed fabrics? Congrats, you just got herpes!
I loved this one, too. Funny stuff today.
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Sadly, I think the author(s) of this FB page is sincere. The other postings are equally, if not more, bizarre, but not with that one thing that lets the reader know it's really parody. There are enough folks who subscribe to "blame the woman" and "the occult boogeyman is hiding around every corner" ideologies that I have had a hard time dismissing it as Poe.
Eve was deceived. You cannot blame someone for something they did not willingly do.
Adam, however, willingly did it.
I guess that answers the question about if dogs will go to heaven....or hell. Dogs get cancer, so I guess they too can sin. And as such, go to hell evidently. Perhaps we need a "take your dog to church" day so that dogs can repent and go to heaven.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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