Quote# 104309

*On a review of a documentary about "incels"*

Look, I'm not even gonna bother debunking this bullshit article, I'm just gonna say what I've always said and move along. This isn't a matter of entitlement, nor was it ever. Feminists need to get it through their thick skulls that men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating. Feminism's reorganization of society has left a large part of the male population (and they are a large part, otherwise you wouldn't be hearing about them) unable to find willing sex partners. This is a problem, and since feminism is now the prevailing ideology, they must find a way to fix it. Otherwise, stuff like the Santa Barbara shooting will keep happening.

It's as simple as that really, you created this problem, now you must find a solution for it. You can kill us, give us the sex we need, or anything else, but you need to do something. Men don't simply "suffer quietly", it's against our nature, and no amount of lecturing about "entitlement" can change that. If we feel we've been wronged somehow, we'll react, some of us by lashing out on the Internet, others by lashing out in RL. The point is simply ignoring the problem and hoping it goes away isn't an option.

Faulkner, The Agony Booth 45 Comments [10/25/2014 5:55:14 AM]
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anothga

Feminists need to get it through their thick skulls that men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating.
Hey! I may be a man in both mind and body who also happens to be a bisexual, but I'm sure as hell not a slutty nymphomaniac.

10/25/2014 6:09:54 AM

John

Men need money, too. So does that make it the bank's fault for not giving them any and excuse them for taking it at gunpoint?

10/25/2014 6:14:39 AM



men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating

Too late, dude.

10/25/2014 6:22:53 AM

JustinGG

Two words: Gay Sex.

10/25/2014 6:31:23 AM

Hasher

"They are a large part or you wouldn't keep hearing about them" Or they're a small part with big mouths and a huge sense of entitlement!

10/25/2014 6:44:06 AM

SpukiKitty

TIME FOR AN MPM VERSION OF.....

....and I must read this Agony Booth review! Sounds like a hoot! I love their reviews/synopsis of horrible movies & TV shows!

10/25/2014 6:45:12 AM

markb

1) Some of us can get along without it just fine.
2) Find a prostitute. It's illegal, but that doesn't stop most people.
3) If sex was really all you wanted, you would settle for option #2, or for a woman you don't find particularly attractive, or just masturbate. But what you really want is for the women you find sexually attractive to find you sexually attractive. You wouldn't date a woman who doesn't measure up to your standards, but you apparently think women should date men who don't measure up to their standards. Sounds like entitlement to me.

10/25/2014 7:00:22 AM

Malingspann

"men need sex"

And women don't?

10/25/2014 7:15:10 AM

Reynardine

What did God give people hands for?..."

10/25/2014 7:46:33 AM

Sangfroid

Faulkner, if it's an issue of sperm release, either

* start doing the Onan Shuffle; or

* bend over and spread 'em.

Really. If you have to "lash out," get ready to help out some others with that sperm release in state prison.

10/25/2014 8:12:47 AM

Pule Thamex

Hey! You could start a new club for charmless, self-entitled, ninnies. You could meet-up periodically and have gay sex, invite major pick-up artists to give talks and demonstrations, also invite the many mincing stubblies that inhabit internet forums to give you lessons on how to totter in high heels and tight ladies' underwear in order to help with the mutual masturbation sessions. Who needs women! Right! LOL!

10/25/2014 8:49:20 AM

Swede

Women need sex too!
Masturbation is a form of sex, ya know.
An equally large part of the female population are also unable to find willing sex partners.
Patriarchy is still the prevailing ideology, stupid. Stuff like the Santa Barbara shooting are signs of that: spoiled little Elliot felt he had a right to other people's bodies, but they weren't providing, so he deprived them of their Right to Life.

It's NOT as simple as that, asshole! Men (and women) have always had problem finding someone who they want to have sex with, who also wants to have sex with them. This is not a new problem, it's older than mankind.

We can allow you to masturbate. You can be pleasant to people without trying to get into their pants. You can also try to look broader; there are probably a lot of not-so-pretty women that you don't even see, who are just as unable to find willing sex-partners as you do.

I thought men were supposed to be the "strong, silent types"...
If no-one wants to sleep with you, the common denominator is YOU, and YOU need to find a (non-criminal) solution for it. For example; many women* want a relationship, not just sex. Perhaps if you tried to be "relationship-material", they would be more interested in you.

* And men, I'm sure, but incels seem to only focus on the s-e-x.

10/25/2014 9:04:37 AM

Dan Onymous

JustinGG is on to something there. Surely there are gay incels so it's the civic duty of other incels to put out for them.

10/25/2014 9:20:10 AM

Scratch

"This isn't a matter of entitlement"

Yeah it is, you feel you are entitled to sex.

"men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating"

Uhh, no. I mean, I won't turn it down when it's offered but if you think sex is the only reason for existing on this green earth, and it's apparent you do, then you must lead a sad and boring life.

10/25/2014 9:21:54 AM

Frank

" Feminists need to get it through their thick skulls that men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating."

Well if this is the case how come male porn stars aren't rocket scientists?

I don't think you want sex as much as you say you do. What you really want is what you think every other guy is getting except you. The love and companionship of a woman. Someone to go on dates with, to spend time with, to simply talk to. Someone to alleviate your loneliness. Well self loathing is not the way to go about it. If you want someone to love you then first you must love yourself. Otherwise be prepared to spend a lifetime alone. Your choice. Play nice or don't play at all.

10/25/2014 9:24:36 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

Look, I get it. People get cranky if they don't clear the pipes every now and then. That's not anyone else's problem, however. Just do like everyone else and watch some internet porn until (or in Faulkner's case never) you find someone else who mutually enjoys genital stimulation.

10/25/2014 9:35:50 AM

Nicholas Krizov

Please stop making me feel ashamed to be male. Please stop implying that men need sex 24/7 or we become blind, unthinking rape-machines. Please stop besmirching the name of a great American poet with your insulting little web-handle. Please do your species a favor and swallow a fistful of rusty razorblades.

10/25/2014 9:42:06 AM

Skyknight

@Anothga: Well, if you're a man, you just can't BE a nymphomaniac; the term's female-specific. Satyriatic, on the other hand...

10/25/2014 10:03:16 AM



men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating.


really ? I hadn't noticed

10/25/2014 11:46:48 AM

pyro

> Feminists need to get it through their thick skulls that men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating.

So rub one out!

10/25/2014 11:58:45 AM

John_in_Oz

We don't ignore the 'problem.'
We offer you counselling, jail you or shoot you.
No problem.

10/25/2014 12:39:10 PM

John

men need sex, and without it, our minds start deteriorating

You got it backwards. Your mind deteriorates first, and then you have to go without sex.

10/25/2014 2:01:03 PM

The Crimson Ghost

Yet another whining man-child. Grow up, you entitled little brat.

10/25/2014 2:05:10 PM

Old Viking

It's called the Efficiency Expert's Approach. You sidle up to a woman and say, "Hi, I really need sex at the moment, may I use you?" It saves a lot of time. You'll virtually always get a slap in the face, but o-n-c-e in awhile ...

10/25/2014 3:26:32 PM

Randomosaur

I bet they forgot what masturbation is. Their balls must be heavier than a neutron star.

10/25/2014 3:26:47 PM

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