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To explain how evolution is impossible, let's take for example an XBOX 360. Let's give it a female counterpart for good luck. If you put them in a house full of food and fresh water, and then give them millions of years, do you think they will ever give birth to a Play Station 3?

No, of course not. The same impossibility applies to any animal today. If you take two dogs, and let them breed for millions of years, are they ever going to produce a non-dog? Like a bird, or a chimpanzee? No, of course not. They will always give birth to a dog.

Here's another example:

Now, my wife is black, and I am white. And the odds of her giving birth to a child... that has wings... is slim to none. Now, in evolution the change has to be beneficial to the species. And flying would be a great benefit. But that's impossible... UNLESS... WE TRY OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS!

Yes, that's it! The magic formula for evolution is MILLIONS OF YEARS!

We can clearly see from these two examples that evolution is impossible. There is absolutely no logical proof for evolution.

Brian Price, Value of Truth 55 Comments [9/22/2014 3:09:33 AM]
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anothga


9/22/2014 3:25:12 AM

Happy Atheist

The first will not evolve because they are inorganic objects incapable of reproduction.

The second will actually most likely undergo some changes. Your evidence that they wouldn't amounts literally to you just saying that they wouldn't.

The third scenario wouldn't occur because the impetus to evolve wings would require a lifestyle for the entire human race that we just don't have. We don't really have any particularly threatening predators, nor do we have particularly tricky prey, nor does the terrain in which live pose that much of a challenge to us, now that we've paved over so much of it. Flying, and the stages leading up to it such as the thinning of bones and gliding, wouldn't actually be, as you describe it, 'a great benefit'. We're more likely to grow bigger brains, if anything. And that's assuming we survive another few million years.

9/22/2014 3:25:34 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Look at me. I think I know how to relate to teens!
God - 1, Atheists - 0.

9/22/2014 3:27:02 AM

niv

wow. you didn't miss even one fallacy regarding evolution. only thing you forgot is "it's just theory".

9/22/2014 3:29:22 AM

Grimsoncrow

This paints a really grim picture of your nation's learning standards.

9/22/2014 3:34:32 AM

Goomy pls

An Xbox 360 cannot procreate, so the point is moot.

For such evolutionary adaptations as wings to be sudden is nearly impossible. Proto-wings would have to precede wings, for example. Not to mention the wings must work. Wings on a human would cause several logistics issues and physics problems.

9/22/2014 3:38:11 AM

OHP

"If you put them in a house full of food and fresh water, and then give them millions of years, do you think they will ever give birth to a Play Station 3? "

No. Because they're goddamned plastic. You may, however, eventually see a protein chain or the like form on the console's remains that grows a bit more complex and a bit more complex and a bit more complex until something special happens. Something your mental descendants (if your stupidity survives that long) would immediately deny happened while simultaneously claiming credit for.

"Now, in evolution the change has to be beneficial to the species"

No, as a matter of fact, it does not. A mutation need only fail to prevent reproduction to the point that the mutation spreads.

It also doesn't set a goal and work towards it, not that you religitards have any concept of happenstance. You idiots can't burn your fucking toast in the morning without wondering why god burned it (because it certainly can't be as simple as heat + bread + too much time together).

9/22/2014 3:52:06 AM

LDM

Congratulations, you've just reinforced the need to teach evolution in schools.

9/22/2014 3:52:28 AM

Woody

"If you take two dogs, and let them breed for millions of years, are they ever going to produce a non-dog?"

I expect the dogs will be pretty tired after millions of years of breeding.

9/22/2014 4:11:06 AM

anevilmeme

Amazing, you seem to have failed Strawman Building 101.

9/22/2014 4:11:33 AM

Prager

The question for me is: Is he really this dumb or is it just an act to make his fellow religionists feel better?

9/22/2014 4:12:43 AM

Mister Spak

To explain how you are full of shit, lets take for example an XBOX 360. Let's give it a female counterpart for good luck. If you put them in a house full of food and fresh water, and then give them millions of years, do you think they will ever give birth to another piece of electronic equipment?

No, of course not. Now take two dogs. How long will it take to get another dog? Let them breed for millions of years, and how many organisms will you get?

After millions of years, the mutations will build up until you have something different from a dog. Meanwhile the XBOXs have not produced a single decendent.

That is how full of shit you are.



9/22/2014 4:21:44 AM

Ebon

If you take two dogs, and let them breed for millions of years, are they ever going to produce a non-dog?

Yes, they are.

9/22/2014 4:49:51 AM

dionysus



Where's my money?

9/22/2014 5:01:31 AM

LyingForJebus

This is satire. It has to be after the "example" of evolution.

Evolution is not about benefits, its about natural selection.

Wings would not benefit humans, we would have to undergo some serious physical changes for that to happen, and why the fuck would anyone need wings anyway.

9/22/2014 5:11:28 AM



To anybody who tries to explain to Mr. Price how evolution actually works, just don't.

It's too late for that. The stupidity is terminal at this stage, and now there is no cure or course of treatment.


9/22/2014 5:41:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

Has anyone ever told you creationists that you suck at analogies?

9/22/2014 5:47:31 AM

Hasan Prishtina

If the Xbox 360 had reproduced, of course, this would be taken as evidence of intelligent design.

9/22/2014 5:59:39 AM

Dr. Razark

But game consoles don't breed.

Why would you expect them to? Are you that damn stupid?

9/22/2014 6:38:26 AM

Skide

I... How... WHY... My brain hurts nao.

9/22/2014 6:51:00 AM

Skareamoose

I actually formulated Varlo's corollary to Poe's Law stating that 95% of all things thought to be Poe are not, but even I think this must be a five-percenter. No one so utterly, monumentally stupid could survive long enough to learn to read or write.

9/22/2014 6:52:53 AM

Nemo

For your child with wings, that depends. If you mean a sixth set of limbs, sort of like angel wings, that couldn't feasibly happen. Adding a new set of limbs to a human is a lot more complex than adding a new set to a prehistoric ocean dweller.

9/22/2014 7:10:08 AM

Swede

XBOX 360 are assembled in factories, dearie, they don't reproduce sexually.

If you take two wolves and let them breed for millions of years, they will produce dogs.
Evolution doesn't say that one species will produce a completely different species, only that with time, the little changes in each generation will accumulate into large changes.

The odds of her giving birth to a mulatto child, however, is almost 100 percent. Which is in accordance with Evolution.
The beneficial changes are the ones that are kept through natural selection, but they sometimes carry with them less beneficial changes too.

We can clearly see from these two examples that you're an imbecile who don't have the foggiest idea what the ToE actually says.
There are literally mountains of evidence for evolution.

9/22/2014 7:11:29 AM

Thinking Allowed

Wow, I didn't know Ray Comfort was able to clone himself.

9/22/2014 7:28:32 AM



...You can't be this stupid. You just can't. How can a human still be this stupid and still be able to remember how to breathe?

I mean, I know a lot of creationists aren't the sharpest tools in the box, but how in the name of everything that's logical and meakes sense do you possibly make the connection from "game consoles can't reproduce" to "ergo, evolution is impossible".

9/22/2014 8:15:58 AM

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