Brother Nathanael Kapner #fundie realjewnews.com

[This is from the second day of Brother Nathanael's "street evangelism report" in Times Square of New York City.]

ALL was going really well with many conversations and even some very serious ones sharing Christ with a group of young adults in their early 20's.

Satan was NOT happy and he sent behind me on the smaller median strip a "naked cowgirl" who was way past her prime.

She looked like she was in her late 60s and a Jew. Half of her buttocks crack was showing, she was totally wrinkled from head to toe with hideous varicose veins and her breasts were totally exposed except for some pasted hearts on her nipples.

It was all one HIDEOUS spectacle.

Now the masses, (the goyisha masses) were totally focused on this miserable naked witch Jew. (Has to be a metaphor for the Jew-control of Jewmerica.)

After exercising much patience for 30 minute I decided I had enough of this witch.

So I turned around and told the professional camera man, who was photographing me for his particular project, that I am now going to get "rid of this witch."

"How are you going to do that?" He asked. "Watch me," I answered.

So I yelled out to the Jew witch, (who was giving me the finger the whole time), "Hey! Look at me!" She did.

Then I took my Cross and made a slicing motion under her knees and said, "You're finished!"

She yelled back, "You're doing that because I'm Jewish."

I replied, "You're lewd, you old hag."

She began to wither and 5 minutes later she walked off into the crowd never to return.

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