long hair is a sign of submission to men which is the rightfull place for women. Short hair on women is a sign to angels that the women are being disobediant and thus they cannot operate. ONe can be as zealous for spirits as one wants to be but if the women have short hair the angels are gonna hold back per. 1 cor. 11.10. Without having spirits (angels) there wont be as many healings, prophecies, miracles, etc because the angels are held back by women.
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Right, God couldn't care a fig for what you do or believe, as long as you follow his gender-based dress code; not only that, but he needs angels to do all the miraculous heavy lifting for him.
Obviously, this person has never had long hair in 75-degree-plus heat.
Man, those angels are pretty weak, to be foiled by a fucking haircut.
*insert picture of long-haired, hippy, commie, dress-wearing, Jesus-bitch here*
That's right Ted, but the fat chicks also render the angels powerless. And a short-haired fat chick, well, that's God's worst nightmare.
"That's right Ted, but the fat chicks also render the angels powerless. And a short-haired fat chick, well, that's God's worst nightmare."
Yeah, sure. Blame the women, not the reality, for lack of healings, prophesies, miracles etc.
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Actually, your DNA dictates your hair length. Those MEN that wish to pervert the natural order by trimming it are actually disobeying God!http://www.spiritualabuse.org/hair/history.html
OH and the good old
Leviticus 19:27-28
* Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
* Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I [am] the LORD.
God wouldn't want to see the Michigan Womyn's music festival. (Book of Nekhbet Ch27 Vs 1-8) And lo the lord did disguise himself. And it had to be a damn good one to pass muster at the showers, and betook himself to Michigan. Whereupon did the Deity espy curious and divers womyn. So did the womyn, discerning him cry with a great voice MAN ON THE LAND, and did rent his garments. The lord waxed wrathful and alliteritive,but as the security on the land were attired in garments of men and spiked hair he could perform no miracle and was thrown out. Therefore the lord raged impotently at the gate of the festival.
I am male, I have long hair, and while my wife also has long hair I have seen some incredibly stunning women with short hair.
I even know of one woman who has chosen (deliberately, not because of chemotherapy) to shave her head as bald as a snooker ball. Fuck know what the angels are making of that.
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