If there’s any vegan out there who is fine with people killing and exploiting animals, and “respect” carnists for their “choice” to eat meat, I will find you, kick you in the groin, and smack you over the head with a frozen tofurkey. You are no friend of mine.
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Put that in your salad, you self-righteous prick. We evolved to be omnivorous, and I'm not gonna deny those predatory instincts. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some bacon that needs frying and then I'm gonna go hang out with my landlord and his awesome dog, because a mentally stable human being can eat animals and still love them.
I'm going to stop by a Denny's real soon and have some lunch.
Gonna make sure it has a lot of sausage, bacon and eggs. It's yummy!
Too bad I can't get whale beef here in the US. I miss it!
Stop embarrassing my cousin-in-law! She's a lovely person who has no problem with me or my immediate family noshing on meat since we understand where it comes from (and we don't approve of factory farming either - if Mom could could find a farmer that raised chickens nearby, you can bet she'd buy her eggs and poultry there instead of the supermarket.)
My most recent ex-partner (and still amazing friend), as well as multiple members of my chosen family, are vegans.
(Side note: to everyone implying that being vegan = no energy or strength, that's an unfortunate stereotype that only applies to vegans who don't know how to get the proper nourishment & vitamins. Please don't paint them all with that brush.)
"frozen tofurkey"
I've heard of all sorts of crossbreeds and genetic manipulations, but for the life of me I cant see how you could cross an animal with a vegetable.
Maybe you should come out of the closet?
Oh, wait, you were born of an animal and you are a vegetable, at least you display the intelligence of one, so I guess it can happen.
If there’s any vegans out there who is fine with people killing and exploiting vegetables, I will find you, kick you in the groin, and smack you over the head with a frozen steak. You are no friend of mine.
"I will find you, kick you in the groin, and smack you over the head with a frozen tofurkey."
And I will have you arrested and prosecuted for assault.
@ZenDruid
"Tumblr: modern English word which translates roughly as 'Little or no intelligence, or in the common tongue, Shit For Brains'."
@Adrian
"CARNISTS"? What is wrong with the word carnivores?
Because CARNISTS looks\sounds like CARNAL?
From what I see of that blog they seem to relate omnivores and carnivores with perverted sexual practices.
Why do I bother looking at the comments for posts like this?
I think this person is an idiot, just as much as the rest of you, but... Honestly some of the comments you see as responses are almost as stupid as hers.
Mech610, I'm looking at you right now.
"I will ... kick you in the groin, and smack you over the head..."
For someone that's not fine with mistreating animals, you sure seem to want to mistreat animals.
Hey buddy! You talk like a rabid carnist who's ripped apart too much quivering red flesh with his blood stained fangs and wants to rend some more. In reality, I expect you're a big girls blouse with all the menace of a limp leaf of lettuce.
It's easy to say, "You are no friend of mine" from the loneliness of your sprout-fart basement. It's a statement of fact that you've no friends to begin with. Even you don't like you. What a bean-chewing wimp!
These people give the entire Green movement a bad name.
Them and the people who say things like "the world would be better without humans"
I'm very pro-environmentalist, but that's because I am concerned about humans and how the environment effects humans. If I had to choose between the two I would always choose humans. Morality is a function that evolved to serve humanity and ensure our survival, hence moralizing against human needs (like against us being omnivores or against us even existing) is a misuse of that function.
Sigh. People who eat meat are not carnivores. They're omnivores. Carnivores eat NOTHING BUT meat. A human is biologically incapable of doing that for more than a short time without dying. For one thing you'd get scurvy if you tried because unlike every other member of the ape family, we've lost our ability to make our own Vitamin C and must get it from fruits.
The decision to label omnivorous humans as carnivores is childish and dishonest.
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