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As Christians, we know that God would never bore someone to be homosexual anymore than he would bore someone to be a murderer, a rapists, a pedophile, a beastilty lover, a prostitute, a thief, an idolator, an alcoholics, or drug addicts, etc.

dlo_3us2001, Real Abortion Debate 20 Comments [5/25/2014 3:44:05 AM]
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Grimsoncrow

So why, then, are there so many of them??
Almost as if your god is powerless to stop them from being born.

5/25/2014 4:04:38 AM

Goomy pls

I dunno. With all those "begats" in the BuyBull and all of his moralistic nonsense nobody pays attention to, Gobs seems like the character who would bore anyone enough to do one or more of those things.

Preferably to him.

5/25/2014 5:00:18 AM

creativerealms

Why did God even bother with free will?

5/25/2014 5:25:49 AM

nigelD

There are tons of accounts murder, rape, paedophilia and incest all throughout the bable (all at gods command of course) so he must have "bore" a hell of a lot of fucking people.

Or they made up a god to justify their own disgusting actions.

5/25/2014 5:33:50 AM

Pule Thamex

I'm seldom bored, but when I am I don't feel the urge to murder, rape or steal. Nor does it make me want to suddenly stop being heterosexual or be a prostitute. I suppose Christians have to continually mutter prayers between gritted teeth to stop their unnatural lusts from dominating.

5/25/2014 6:18:49 AM

Insult to Rocks

"He would never bore someone to be.... a murderer?" Really? Then what do you call Samson then? He literally killed thousands of people.

5/25/2014 6:44:38 AM

angrycatholic

According to my Catholic Bible it says judge not lest ye be judged more than it says to hate gays so no God isnt responsible foryour bigotry

5/25/2014 6:46:34 AM

Bobo Bolinsky

I see lots of people wearing cotton polyester blends, getting haircuts, judging other people (hey dlo_3!), mixing milk and meat in their meals, eating shellfish or pork...

And you know what? Sky Daddy considers those acts just as much an abomination.

5/25/2014 7:06:53 AM

Papabear

Why did your omnipotent, omniscient, omni-benevolent God create me as a murdering, raping, pedophile, donkey-humpin', thief?

5/25/2014 7:14:50 AM

Nemo

Homosexual attraction is not a choice. It has been shown to occur in the brain, often against one's will. If the Bible simply declared actions to be sinful, that would be one matter. But the Bible says that if your brain is wired to feel attraction towards the wrong set of hormones, you are a criminal who must be tortured for the horrendous sin of being born. dlo-3us2001 seems to think Yahweh is all loving. Really?

Leviticus 20:23 - "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."

Leviticus 26:30 - "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."

Deuteronomy 32:19 - "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."

Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."

Malachi 1:3 - "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."

Romans 9:13 - "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."

5/25/2014 8:23:15 AM



@Goomy pls
BuyBull Gobs

It´s always good to use clever and witty synonyms like that. It makes people take you seriously and want to read what you have to say. It doesn't look childish at all. No, not at all.

5/25/2014 10:05:09 AM



God would never bore someone to be homosexual

Oh really? Since the Bible states that God has planed out every single thing in everyone's lives before they were even conceived, I have to wonder why you are calling God a liar...

anymore than he would bore someone to be a murderer, a rapists, a pedophile, a beastilty lover, a prostitute, a thief, an idolator, an alcoholics, or drug addicts, etc.

And yet he says he does... Why do you accuse him of lying?

5/25/2014 10:22:11 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, of course someone only becomes that way because of the devil.

And anyone want to tell me what a "beastilty lover" is?

5/25/2014 11:58:25 AM

Dyz

"As Christians, we know that God ..."

As dead guy worshippers we believe our imaginary friend ...

5/25/2014 2:01:44 PM

freako104

God doesn'tcreate murderers or rapists, he commands others to kill and rape though. But not create them

5/25/2014 2:17:33 PM

Goomy pls

@1667907

Thank you.

No, not for your compliment, but for showing me you know fuck-all about the difference between a homophone and a synonym.

And I've seen worse constructions from fundie numpties. "Lieberals," "feminazis," and (ugh) "Gododgery," anyone~

5/25/2014 3:01:17 PM

Old Viking

... God would never bore someone ...

Is that why, at parties, he always ends up with a lampshade on his head?

5/25/2014 3:01:43 PM

Max

Yet all these things exist. And your god is supposed to have created EVERYTHING!

5/26/2014 1:57:36 AM

Seeker Lancer

And yet, here they are! Does God have an intern do his person making on the weekends maybe?

5/31/2014 1:15:53 PM



Yet this is within the norm, EVERYTHING you mentioned.

Free will doesn't cover it since YOU believe God is control of ALL. Fundamentalism DEMANDS this belief: Therefor YOUR God demands the sins.

Explain otherwise or shut the fuck up, and I just ain't talking to you but ALL your leaders in Literal interpretation. You cannot play this both ways continually without admitting to a God of CHAOS.

5/31/2014 3:22:07 PM

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