[So I guess several dozen centuries worth of Jews just got <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=exodus%2021:22-23&version=31 ">Exodus 21:22-23</a> wrong, but JoJo on myspace got it right the first time?]
And FYI, I happen to OWN a Bible and I happen to OWN a guide that tells where to find pretty much anything in the Bible. It's called "Where to Find It in the Bible." Imagine that.
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JoJo!, if that hole you're digging yourself into gets much deeper, you're going to be in danger of breaching Earth's superheated molten core. Please stop before it's too late.
JoJo!, we are all pleased to see that you are slowly but steadily progressing in your education. After completing the course "Where to find it", you have to do the course "How to find it". Then, as an advanced course, take "Reading and understanding - a different aproach to the bible god". Good luck in your career - you'll need it.
From the immortal lyrics of the beatles "Get Back"
Get me a book that's called "Where To Find Four Legged Insects In The Real World", and then we'll talk.
I have to admit that I find the idea of a "how to" guide for the bible rather amusing. Seems the word of God is too complex for some of his dickhead followers to follow without a road map.
I don't see this as suprising but it is disturbing as he's most likely got one persons interpretation of what the Bible says.
Also how comprehensive could it be? You can't list a proverb alphebetically and then answer LUKE 9'11. Be bigger than the Bible itself.
Can see how it appeals to Evengelists though, they love jumping from book to book cherry-picking things that sound like they're talking about the same thing if you don't factor in context.
So, your complaining about someone linking to BibleGateway because you think it either implies that the poster thinks that you haven't read the Bible or that the poster doesn't own a copy of the Bible? What? It doesn't imply any such thing. It's just easier to click on a link than to go out and dig out your copy of the Bible and find the right page.
Also, you might "OWN a Bible" and all, but one of the nice things about BibleGateway is that it provides several different translations.
(My guide on where to find things in the Bible is a bit cheaper. I use either the internet or, you know, the appendix.)
It is also noted that your response completely fails to address the question the original poster asked in favor of going off on a completely irrelevant rant.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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