David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

The Jonas Brothers-Satanic to the Core!!!

Lest you thought Satanic backward masking was a fad of years gone by... THINK AGAIN!!! I am about to shock your socks off if you thought The Jonas Brothers were an evangelical wholesome boy band. You will lose sleep tonight, guaranteed.

I didn't believe it when I heard it, but I proved it myself on my own computer. Their song, KIDS OF THE FUTURE played backwards praises Satan, saying: "I speak for Satan, Satan, Satan. My sweet forsaken Satan, Satan!!!" You are now hearing the song played backwards (download MP3).

I used Acid Loops, a musical software program, to reverse the song. You are hearing the end, a pause, and then the beginning of the song played in reverse. I took out the middle of the song to limit the size of the file. This is backward masking, and it's prevalent in the entire evil music industry.

Please, please listen to me. Your child is in danger! The human mind is incredibly intelligent, more than you can imagine. Your brain processes things that you cannot hear. The eyes work the same way. The government is now installing fluorescent lights in Minnesota that transmit internet data from office computers. It's wireless internet, but through your ceiling light bulbs. The eyes don't notice it because the frequency is so high. Music works in a similar way. Our ears cannot hear Satan being praised, but your brain does hear it, and subconsciously obeys subliminal commands.

Walt Disney has made The Jonas Brothers famous, having sold over 8,000,000 albums worldwide.

In fact, the boy band from New Jersey has become a household name in America, listed in the TOP 10 TEEN IDOLS in the U.S. IDOLS!!! Millions of America's teenagers are idolizing Satan worshippers, and being subliminally trained to worship Satan themselves! The Jonas Brothers aren't what they appear to be! They're subliminally leading the kids of the future to become Satan worshippers!

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