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Quote# 125778

Escaping Inceldom feels a lot lot applying for jobs

Every time I read the job description for an entry level position they require the equivalent of 5 years of work experience in the field plus grade A social skills.

BradTheIncel, /r/incels 8 Comments [4/7/2017 7:09:08 AM]
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Quote# 125777

Developing social skills? Kek, that's the difference between Chad and incels, good looks made Chad be accepted in society and naturally developing social skills while being liked by everyone, that's why there's no "shy" "weird" good-looking guy

Fucking bluepillers.

whywouldanyone, /r/incels 2 Comments [4/7/2017 7:08:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 126074

(Submitter's note: Does anyone know how to draw tables here?)

The 1-to-10 scale is used to rate women's physical attractiveness. Tuthmosis states, "I use halves (.5s) to achieve a little more precision. The idea is that a girl who’s almost at that next level—but doesn’t quite have it takes to get the rating outright—will get a .5. I’ll also occasionally grant (or deduct) halves for “intangibles”—things like extraordinary sweetness (or bitchiness), a sexy vibe (or awkwardness), or a personal preference (though I’m quick to disclose the latter)."[1]

Tuthmosis has argued that the scale is pointless because "It seems we have to account for taste after all. . . . Guys rate their own catches high and others' low. Big-ballerism is rampant. . . . Most guys can't extrapolate. . . . Conversely, guys are easily fooled by camera tricks. . . . It's mental masturbation that breeds pointless arguments."[2] General Stalin notes, "Unfortunately, and I hate to say it, the 1-10 scale is difficult in practice. Generally men can agree whether or not a girl is attractive or not, but to get specifics on how attractive, as Tuth said, calls upon a lot of discretion. Using objective and universal characteristics like symmetry, physical fitness, hip-to-waist ratio, hygiene, etc. are decent points to go on, but everyone has a particular level of preference and ego that makes true objectivity impossible. Men have been referencing the 1-10 scale for an awful long time so I don't see it going anywhere and everyone has a general understanding of it. Dispute over specifics is where men just get into a pissing contest."[3]

MrXY writes, "A 7 is a girl I would describe as being 'pretty'. A 6 to me is 'cute' and an 8 is 'beautiful'".[4]

General Stalin writes:[5]

6/10 is average OK looks. Bangable and respectable but nothing to write home to mom about (not that you should be writing letters to your mom about your conquests)

7/10 is sort of perfect "girlfriend" territory. Where the girl is good looking enough to keep you interested in the long term, but not too good looking where she has a crazy ego or you get anxious about having to mate guard when you go out.

8/10 is where a girl is good looking enough to be able to start making money on her looks. Could be a stripper, bartender, IG hoe, fitness chick, etc. These girls are often crazy, especially where they live a fine line between normal and glamorous life style.

9/10 is a stunner. Model good looks. Gets tons of attention everywhere she goes because of her beauty. Can make a good living off of her looks alone. Most women at this level of physical beauty tend to shack up with wealthy/famous men because they can.

10/10 doesn't exists. No one is perfect. The idea of a "10" would be a girl that has something that a 9 has that makes her specifically more attractive per your personal tastes. Maybe you really fucking love gingers and this girl is a 9 who happens to have long red hair and freckles. There is your 10.


Hume's cheat sheet

L D. Hume notes that the appropriate level of investment in a girl?? depends on her rating:[6]
Rating Suitability for
Long term relationship Short term relationship Fuck buddy Booty call One night stand
1-4 No No No No Rarely
5 No No No No Sometimes
6 No No Sure I guess Yes Yes
7 No Yes Yes Yes Yes
8-10 Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

Scale

0

Tuthmosis states, "No Such Thing. Has a dick."

1

Tuthmosis states, "Hideously Unattractive. A monster. Disfigured or irretrievably mutilated. Has two heads, is missing an eye, etc."

2

Tuthmosis states, "Very Unattractive. Disproportionate, morbidly obese."

3

Tuthmosis states, "Unattractive. Ugly, fat, and/or old."

4

Tuthmosis states, "Almost Bangable. But definitely doesn't pass the boner test. Still not good-looking." According to L.D. Hume, girls 4 and lower on the scale are suitable only for one night stands, and even then only when blackout drunk or when one has had sex with fewer than five girls in one's life and is trying to gain experience.

5

Tuthmosis states, "Merely Bangable. Barely passes the boner test. You’d be pretty embarrassed to be seen with her." Hume notes that having sex with such girls is "Almost always a result of excessive, yet not blackout amounts of alcohol. The 'last call at the club' slut coupled with a dry streak."

6

Tuthmosis states, "Almost Cute. She might be cute if one or two things were different, but they’re not. You may not be super-embarrassed to be seen with her, but you certainly wouldn't be proud, and you definitely wouldn't willingly bring her around to anything." Hume describes this as "actually the most dangerous category. The 6s are the most likely to finagle you into a relationship. The sheer number of 6s means you are bound to run into some that have a decent personality, or amazing blowjob skills. Your male hamster will start spinning, thinking about how her tight body overlooks the weird haircut and acne she has. Or how her cute face overrides her baby fat."

7

Tuthmosis states, "Solidly Cute. Zero embarrassment, even some nascent pride in being seen with her. You could bring her to things without looking bad, or losing any of the luster on your game." Hume notes that they are suited for short-term but not long-term relationships:

As to why they are not suited for a long term relationship, the reason is simple—there is just better out there in the world. There are 8s and above. So why, even though she is a cute girl and may have the personality traits to go along with it, settle for a 7? It’s a very very tough thing to advise against and even harder to put in practice. I’ve fallen into the trap myself several times.

The answer of course lies in something that most men have yet to experience. The feeling of dating an 8, which is exponentially better (though admittedly harder to pull off) than a 7. I’ve dabbled in this before and it does make a difference. Try to keep the 7s at bay for the short term relationships and everything below. Instead, use the time you would put LTR’ing a 7 into bettering yourself for the 8.


8

Tuthmosis states, "Hot-Cute. Would be straight-up proud to be seen with her or bring her to things. This is often the sweet spot for long-term relationship material."

9

Tuthmosis states, "Smoking Hot. This is a girl who can easily monetize her beauty. You’re going out of your way to be seen with her."

10

Tuthmosis states, "Perfection. A theoretical abstraction that only exists in the laboratory." Athlone McGinnis agrees.[7] According to Donovan Sharpe, tens don’t get hit on as often, are much more pleasant than you think, are extremely insecure, are so-so in bed, and are people too.[8]

Alternative Scales

philosophical_recovery notes, "The 1-10 as a rating scale will be debated until people stop using it. It's been pointed out before that a much better scale is something more like WNB->WB->WHR->WI, or, Would Not Bang -> Would Bang -> Would Hit Raw -> Would Impregnate".[9]

The late comedian Patrice O'Neal devised a thirty-point scale, with 0-10 being degrees of "ugly looking women", 11-20 being degrees of "alright looking women", and 21-30 being degrees of "beautiful women."[10]

Roosh mentioned both the 1-10 scale and the "binary scale" (with 0 being WNB and 1 being WB) in an early article.[11]

Kings Wiki, Kings Wiki 12 Comments [4/6/2017 12:43:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 126073

The ages of women and their characteristics and experiences at these ages are as follows.

Age 18

According to Heartiste, "This is the age — from teenager to mid-20s — when a woman is in her nubile prime. Physically and emotionally she is at her horniest, her most feminine, and, not coincidentally, her most discriminating. She’s on the prowl for an alpha male, and specifically for a charming jerkboy whose devil-may-care attitude speaks so forcefully to her deep desire to submit to a top tier man with limitless lover options."

He also notes, "Hard to believe, but it is often easier to bed a very young woman than an older woman, if you are an older man. This is because 20-40% of women are specifically attracted to older men. It is hard-wired in them, and this hard-wiring can be reinforced by poor family upbringing resulting from divorce of parents or absentee fathers. Single moms are the greatest source of future generations of slutty daughters the world has ever known. . . . You can bang an 18-21 year old surprisingly quickly because they have little ASD (anti-slut defense). This is because they do not have the long history of sluttiness common to older women which needs to be rationalized away by posturing as a paragon of chaste virtue. A young woman simply won’t perceive sex with you as an admission of sluttiness. She is innocent to herself as well as to you."[1]

Roosh notes, "She is child-like and mostly intolerable. Her speech sounds like another language. She will only have sex when completely trashed, and has few redeeming qualities beyond her body. Says a lot of things that make you think you’re wasting your time. Best game to use: jealousy."[2]

Age 21

Hank Moody notes that a girl 21-25 "appreciates that I'm not writing her odes about my undying love and affection, and seem to want to keep things casual. They're getting hit up at every angle, and they're confused about whether they want to fuck the bartender or the lawyer. Then they realize they can do both with little ramification. I like being seen around town with them. Horrible conversationalists, and I have to dumb down my text messaging. Most of their texts are 'lol ur funny..' Society has told these girls that they can be total whores with no consequences, and eventually some good looking rich guy will scoop them up."[3]

Age 22

The four-year carnival called college is coming to a close. During this time, she’s enjoyed the absolute ride of her life: non-stop parties (as a true Carousel rider), trips, and gorging herself on the buffet of cock available to an American college girl—without the uncomfortable social stigmas of generations past. At a time where previous generations of women were getting nervous if they hadn’t snared a husband, today’s girl is “just getting started.” At this age, today’s girl is irretrievably drunk on her power. Any cautionary advice will be greeted with hubristic ridicule and disbelief.

Age 23

Roissy notes, "The 23-27 year old feels she is at her attractiveness peak, despite her peak having passed a few years earlier. This is because she is surrounded by many more high status men than she was while in college (or working at the Piggly Wiggly) who are expressing sexual interest in her. This social dynamic will work to inflate her ego beyond the bounds of her actual beauty ranking."[1]

Age 25

The first alerts—which go unheeded—that this ride isn’t forever start to rear their heads. The combination of a few harsh pump-and-dumps, and the knowledge that some of her smarter friends are getting hitched, start to impart a hard edge on her personality. Still, with ample beauty left over, most girls will continue to draw from the bank account with impunity. Heartiste writes, "During this age window — late 20s to late 30s — a woman is powerfully aware of the beginning of decline in her number one asset: her beauty. Physically, she is noticing small changes in herself — the first nascent signs of decay — that, assessed from a distance relative to womanhood as a whole aren’t so horrifying, but compared to what she was herself just a few years earlier will split her id wide open. Urgency compels her (if she’s psychologically healthy) to escape the single lady lookatme scene and start seriously buckling down to achieve the goal of snagging a man who will commit to her and, hopefully, help her become part of a family. Naturally, this pressure to settle limits her options and the longer she waits, the more her “Mr. Right” will deviate from the Mr. Right of her teenage dreams."

According to Roosh, "After you wear the t-shirt a couple of times, the fabric loses elasticity. You no longer get excited when wearing it because people have already seen you in it. Your eye starts to wander on new t-shirts (25-29 years old)." Also, according to Roosh's T-shirt analogy, "When you leave the loaf out, it gets a little hard. You have to heat it up with a toaster first, but it still won’t taste fresh. (25-29 years old)"

Roosh also writes, "single women over 25 are emotionally damaged in some way, are alpha widowed, or are professional daters who are incapable of making the proper relationship sacrifices."[4]

Age 26

Hank Moody notes that a girl 26-30 is "Still hot enough to be seen around town with, but they start throwing serious girlfriend vibes - particularly public displays of affection. Sex is practically thrown at you after a few months of dating. You're that good looking rich guy who is going to scoop them up. They know the biological clock is ticking fast, and their family is pushing them to 'settle down.'"

Age 27

Rollo notes, "By the age of 27 women’s SMV decline has begun in earnest. That isn’t to say that women can’t remain stunningly attractive and vivacious in their post-peak years, but comparative to the next crop of 22-23 year olds, the decline progressively becomes more evident. Competition for hypergamously suitable mates becomes more intense with each passing year. The age’s between 27 and 30 are subliminally the most stressful for women as the realization sinks in that they must trade their ‘party years’ short term mating protocol for a long term provisioning strategy."[5]

Age 28

Roissy notes, "28-30 year olds are a mixed bunch. Some are riding a wave of career and social success that has nowhere to go but down, and their bloated egos reflect that. Others, less conventionally successful, are emotionally frazzled by the disappearing act of their heady youth and by the intractability of their singledom. You will find some of the cuntiest, and sweetest, girls in this age range."[1]

Age 29

After repeated pressings of the snooze button, it starts getting harder to ignore the clangor of the alarm clock. Having gotten her fill on the party lifestyle—and starting to feel, if not fully understand, the diminished effectiveness of her fading looks—she declares herself “ready to settle down.” Regrettably, the combination of having very little beauty-capital remaining and impossibly high standards—the product of years of enjoying the high life at the expense of her future solvency—will conspire to keep her single.

Age 30

According to Roosh, "If you leave the bread out for too long, mold develops. You can cut away the mold, toast the bread, and still be able to eat it, but you won’t enjoy it. You’d have to be starving. (30-34 years old)"

Hank Moody notes that a girl 30-36 "Is either divorced or has never been married for a reason. Anthropomorphizes their dog or cat. Struggles with depression issues. Sex is thrown at you. They know that the good looking rich guy is never going to come, and you're simply here for sex and conversation. At this point they would settle for almost any beta willing to commit and risk a geriatric pregnancy."

Heartiste notes that "a man marrying an over-30 woman is investing everything he has in a rapidly depreciating pleasure provider that has already lost a lot of its aesthetic value."[6]

The over-30 woman has likely amassed an impressive knob count. When you marry a 30+ woman, you’re marrying her 30+ cockas. Hope you like getting phantom cucked! As magically prehensile as your penis may be, she’ll never look up to it in cross-eyed awe like she did with her first cock when she was younger, hotter, tighter, and inexperienced.

The over-30 woman is bitter from a wasted prime spent on failed relationships she hoped would lead to marriage. Now that you’re marrying her, she should be grateful, but she's not. . . . .

There’s another, subtle, reason to refuse the wedded diss of marrying the over-30 woman. Now, naturally, if you marry an under-30 woman, the day will come, ostensibly, that she’ll be your over-30 wife. But you’ll have something that chagrined men who married women on the cusp of sagging cups don’t have: Years of very fond, very monopolized, very supple memories. If you maritally snag a 21-year-old minx and occupy her sugar walls for the next ten years, the spermatomically bonded cervix-splattered glue of all those splendid tumbles of passion accrue into something larger than the sum of your individuated speckles. All that young woman heat, heat which will never be replicated with the older version of your wife, captures into limbic amber a network of interlocked, superconductive emotions with the power to sustain lovingrapture a good ways past the poignantly brief era of peak wife ripeness, onward into the elevator muzak era of bland marital inertia (50 years, plus or minus).

You marry an over-30 woman and you’re left grasping at a grease truck menu of curdled, pear-shaped memories and wrinkled recollections for sustenance.


According to trav777, "a woman at 31 is looking for a marriage and kid as a BUCKET LIST ITEM. She is not looking for a husband or a partner or obligations. If she were into that more than herself, she’d have landed a decent man 10 years prior."

Relampago Furioso notes that at 30, the thousand cock stare often develops.[7]

Age 31

Roissy notes:[1]

In some ways, women in the 31-34 age range are the toughest broads to game. (By “toughest”, it is meant “most time consuming”.) It’s counterintuitive, yes, but there are factors at work besides her declining beauty which mitigate against the easy, quick lay. For one, it is obviously harder to meet single 31-34 year old women than it is to meet single younger women. Marriage is still a pussy-limiting force to contend with for the inveterate womanizer, but Chateau apprentices are hard at work battling the scourge of mating market disturbances caused by the grinding and churning of the marriage machine.

But the bigger reason 31-34 year olds are harder to game than any other age group of women has to do with the wicked nexus of entitlement and self-preservation that occurs at this age in women. When you combine a disproportionate sense of entitlement fueled by years of feminism, steady paychecks and promotions, and cheerleading gay boyfriends with suspicions of every man’s motives and a terrible anxiety of being used for a sexual fling sans marriage proposal, you get a venom-spitting malevolent demoness on guard against anything she might perceive as less than total subjugation to her craving for incessant flattery and princess pedestaling.


Age 32

The magical years are officially gone, and the long descent to complete invisibility to the opposite sex is well underway. Thanks to social programming (e.g., Sex in the City and the myth that “a woman’s sexual prime is in her 30s”), she can rationalize that her “Mr. Right” will arrive any minute. However, she’s likely to become little more than a second- or third-stringer in a player’s long roster of options. A few of these women will get bailed out by blue-pill betas, who still buy into the marriage trap, and don’t realize (or care) they’re buying a used car with the odometer rolled back. But this marriage is almost certainly doomed to divorce-failure, since nothing can ever compete with her 15-year prime-time binge. She will be nagged by dissatisfaction the moment her last party–her wedding–ends.

She enjoyed the Sweet 15, but she’ll enjoy little more.

GBFM writes that with 32-year-olds, it's necessary to get a "leaf-blower to get all the dust off".

Age 35

According to Roosh's T-shirt analogy, "Eventually, holes develop in the fabric. It has been used too many times. Now it is only good to clean the toilet bowl before finally being placed in the trash. (35 and up)." Also, according to his bread analogy, "If you leave it for even longer, mold takes over and completely destroys the bread. There is no way to excise the toxic portions. You must throw it away before the mold makes you sick. (35 and up)" Relampago writes:[8]

Women “expire” at age 35 for numerous reasons. Their fertility declines sharply at this age. Their beauty declines, no matter how much makeup they cake on. If not already married to her, from this moment forward she offers nothing to a partner but a well-used piece of anatomy and a manipulative, even predatory disposition towards men and their finances.

The expiration date may fluctuate around age 35 for a couple of reasons, i.e. good genetics or a sweet personality (usually being faked) but this age is a good baseline for the “expiration date” for females.


Age 40

Heartiste writes, "The final romantic life cycle for women (ages 40-death), this stage is the longest and, sadly from the perspective of one who adores women when they are at their most womanish, the dreariest, though it does offer as consolation a tranquilizing serenity that can safely usher a woman through her middle years without resort to painkillers. In this cycle, a woman still harbors those tingles for the alpha jerk, but they are sufficiently suppressed by biomechanic winding-down and stone cold circumstance — her wilted bloom — to allow the flourishing of her other female needs. Those other needs center around her desire to a) not be abandoned to a cold cruel sexual market and b) enjoy at least facsimiles of reciprocal love so that she does not feel abandoned within her relationship."

Kings Wiki, Kings Wiki 12 Comments [4/6/2017 12:43:10 AM]
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Quote# 126072

A pump-and-dump is the term for a "one night stand" from a masculine perspective; that is, quickly meeting then having sex with a girl followed by breaking contact with her without remorse. Slutty women are sometimes referred to as "pump-and-dump material". In the manosphere, the pump-and-dump is controversial because men naturally want woman to have sex with them easily but at the same time cannot respect a woman who gives up sex with next to no commitment.

It is advisable to take precautions when planning for sex with pump and dumps, including but not limited to, ensuring contact information is not exchanged and/or she does not know your last name since the risk of a false rape accusatibon is increased.

Woman who have been pumped and dumped on multiple occasions begin to take on characteristics of Thousand cock stare. More pump and dumps tend to wear heavily on the female psyche and instances of it are generally kept secret from her friends.

A pump-and-dump is nothing more than a one-time answer to a physical necessity, requiring no maintenance and a very low investment of time. It is the lowest rank of "relationship", lower even than fuck buddy.[1]

Variants
Smash-and-dash
Hit it-and-quit it
Fuck-and-chuck
Nail-and-bail
Bash-and-dash

Kings Wiki, Kings Wiki 4 Comments [4/6/2017 12:42:45 AM]
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Quote# 126062

People who are angry and hateful like you turn off people of feminism. Same thing with the lgbt ppl who say hateful things about heterosexuals but then turn around and then wonder why they don't have very many allies....




Pretty sure we have lots of allies, gay allies are everywhere. What a failure of a comparison.

Also if some dudebro is so turned off by my distrust of men then he was never going to hear me out when it comes to patriarchal violence and rape culture. I didn’t turn him off of feminism, he was never going to listen in the first place. It’s not a loss that I didn’t have to waste my time holding his hand.

GeekAndMisandry, tumblr 18 Comments [4/6/2017 12:41:16 AM]
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Quote# 126047

An investigation by The New York Times has found a total of five women who have received payouts from either Mr. O’Reilly or the company in exchange for agreeing to not pursue litigation or speak about their accusations against him. The agreements totaled about $13 million.

Two settlements came after the network’s former chairman, Roger Ailes, was dismissed last summer in the wake of a sexual harassment scandal, when the company said it did not tolerate behavior that “disrespects women or contributes to an uncomfortable work environment.”

The women who made allegations against Mr. O’Reilly either worked for him or appeared on his show. They have complained about a wide range of behavior, including verbal abuse, lewd comments, unwanted advances and phone calls in which it sounded as if Mr. O’Reilly was masturbating, according to documents and interviews.

The reporting suggests a pattern: As an influential figure in the newsroom, Mr. O’Reilly would create a bond with some women by offering advice and promising to help them professionally. He then would pursue sexual relationships with them, causing some to fear that if they rebuffed him, their careers would stall.

Bill O'Reilly, The New York Times 10 Comments [4/5/2017 1:07:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Penguis

Quote# 126042

In Eastern Europe I don’t get the achingly painful sense of regret at seeing a pretty 14 year old girl and thinking that by the time she is legal, she will already be losing her youthful charm and beauty. The fact is, in the UK, and even in countries such as France and Germany, the majority of girls are burnt out, bitter, overweight slags by the time they reach 18. Because of diet, lifestyle, and genetics, even pretty 14 year olds do start to lose it by the time they are off to university. In Eastern Europe, puberty arrives a little later, lasts longer, and everywhere you turn there are 20 year old women who are ravishingly beautiful, have perfect skin, possess the long slim legs of ballerinas, and who wear elegant fashions with a graceful air

theantifeminist, Resisting the Rape of the Male – Sex Positive Men's Rights 7 Comments [4/5/2017 1:04:21 PM]
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Quote# 126041

A few of you may have noticed that I’ve required commentators to log in. This cuts down on the schizoid paedophile and/or feminist trolls I’ve been suffering from lately, as well as ‘ephebophiles’ just using the comments section here to dump their own incoherent rants. In other words, 90%+ of the comments here.

theantifeminist, Resisting the Rape of the Male – Sex Positive Men's Rights 6 Comments [4/5/2017 1:04:12 PM]
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Quote# 126037

Women are sexually fluid

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/1180409/this-is-the-fascinating-reason-women-have-evolved-to-become-bisexual/

Females do not have a sexual orientation. They just have sex with whoever turns them on wether he is a man, a woman, a shemale or whatever. They are not necessarily attracted to either men or women. They do not specifically crave a penis or a vagina. They just go with whatever gets them wet at the moment.

thegambler953, /r/incels 11 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:31 AM]
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Quote# 126036

"Women hate being objectified. Treat them as human and they will fall for you."

And what do you do when you have sex with a woman? Appreciate her inner world? Fucking Normie hypocrisy again. Sexual attraction=objectification of a person.

thegambler953, /r/incels 11 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:27 AM]
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Quote# 126035

Does dick size even matter?

We will never get to that point so why even care? We might as well chop it off and no woman would ever notice. Besides, no matter how long your dick is, females will always masturbate to the Chad of their dreams after having sex.

thegambler953, /r/incels 11 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:23 AM]
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Quote# 126034

I wasn't triggered 3 years ago

I was at the beach with my parents and I began exploring it. I stumbled up a couple behind some rocks making out and touching each others parts. The girl was topless and she was taller than the guy.

I didn't give a shit about it because I was 18 at the time and I believed that I would get a girlfriend sooner or later. How wrong I was. I was naive and stupid to have such a silly hope. If I experienced this scene now I would beat the shit out both of them for being degenerate and indulging in sexual acts in front of me.


thegambler953, /r/incels 11 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:17 AM]
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Quote# 126033

Sex with chad is awesome

If you are effeminate instead of ugly, it's worth it to learn to drink and sexually submit. I'm too fucking small to fuck a woman, but booze + a well endowed willing man is worth the humiliation of crossdressing and soreness for the human contact and orgasms. Go ahead and laugh. It's hard to be Chad, it is sweet to be Stacy.

TittyFracture, /r/incels 14 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:13 AM]
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Quote# 126032

"Sex with a non-virgin woman is much better than doing it with a virgin"

I hate when normies say such mindless bullshit. "Better?" Really? Htf would we know it was better or worse when we have nothing to compare it to? Anything is better than using your hand regardless.

We want to have sex with another virgin because of the inexperience that will occur with someone who has had partners before. You will always be compared to an ex, an ONS or former FWB. Guess what happens when the sex isn't good enough? Hello breakup, cuckolding, or alimony (possibly all 3 if you live in a shit-tier state like New Jersey, I'm ashamed to call it my birthplace). Either way, I'm way past the point of no return. 20 years old and I have never even hugged a woman. Two decades.

For any normies who think wanting a virgin is a sick fetish, or is some creepy control thing, fuck off. I get judged everyday for being ugly, if I ever managed to make it to the bedroom with a woman, I wouldn't want to be judged in what is arguably the most vulnerable position a human can experience.

BF8211, /r/incels 10 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 126031

Females are the gatekeepers of sex & relationships for sub 8 men.

-They decide if you're taken out of the friendzone.

-They decide if a date is going to happen.

-They decide if sex is going to happen.

-They decide if a relationship is going to happen.

For a normie males it's like applying for a job you're qualified for. You'll get a series of rejections but every now and then may get called for an interview and maybe get the job.

For Incels it's like playing the Euro million lotto. Chances are so slim no matter how many tickets (normie advice) you take, you'll hardly see an increase in your chances to be chosen.

Only 8+ men turn over the dynamic.

dontcryimalreadydead, /r/incels 5 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:07 AM]
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Quote# 126030

Modern day people can be divided into 4 categories

Chads: The elite males, these guys are the true alphas, superior genetics and a redpilled mindset to boot, they are the modern day kings

Feminists: Almost all women fall into this category, these people live extremely privleged lives and yet still play the role of the victims, generally extremely selfish and cold

Normies: Majority of men fall into this category, they will have a few relationships and fucks in their lifetime, and maybe even a couple drunken one night stands, but to acomplish this they will have to bend over and worship the feminist women and be complete and utter cucks, they will never experience a woman being attracted to them or genuinely liking them

Incels: These men are in many ways similar to the normies, they're not attractive to women but the difference is that they choose not to let themselves be cucks, they'd rather keep their self respect and suffer loneliness and isolation

Vegata_Da_Prince, /r/incels 11 Comments [4/5/2017 12:12:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 126022

murder should be accepted in certain circumstances. Like, "Oh, you came home to find your best friend in bed with your wife? You killed them both with a ball-peen hammer? That's cool."

Sam Monnett, Facebook 4 Comments [4/5/2017 12:09:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 126011

The average independent Baptist church today is shameful. You won't hear any preaching about Hell, fire or eternal punishment from the pulpit. You likely won't hear any hard-preaching against sin, including the sin of women wearing pants. You certainly won't hear it at Bob Jones University, because their 2013-2014 student handbook permits female students to wear pants, even to church. It is wickedness!!! I say that kindly.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 9 Comments [4/5/2017 12:05:45 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 126010

The vagina is a liberal organ of Satan, present in all females after the fall of man, that exists to seduce unwittingly stupid men into vile abominations unto the Lord. However, in Western culture, this evil organ is somehow given godlike status and has prompted numerous individuals into hysteria regarding the exalted status of this filthy demonic body part. Matthew 7:18 says "A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." It is objectively verifiable that since this corrupt organ does evil while sinners think that it does good, the evil fruits are what it produces.
Liberals like to think that society should talk more positively about this disgrace to God's kingdom, citing the justification that the entire body is wonderful, and righteousness and self control are obsolete. Romans 12:1 clearly says that "I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service." Therefore, highlighting and focusing on the worst part of anatomy is not what God intended.
"And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons." Genesis 3:7 notes the shame that this nasty part brought Eve, and that it needed to be covered up. If liberals were correct in their assessment that it was natural and not shameful, there would be absolutely no reason to cover it up. Liberal logic fails once more.
This evil thing can be used as an instrument of coercion, leading people to Hell. Numerous men were sent to Hell after this evil organ was used by the evil succubus Taylor Swift who possessed many men into a lustful trance, and since they all rejected the Lord Jesus Christ, they fell deeper and deeper until the succubus found the next victim. Satan formed Swift into such a way, having perfectly circular and perky breasts to trick unwittingly stupid men into engaging in utter depravity with the utmost evil organ of shame and sin.

Elvis is King, Conservatism Wiki 17 Comments [4/5/2017 12:05:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 126008

This is a grosspost. If you don’t want to read it, feel free to sashay over to gay bodybuilding forum MPC, where they’re just as gross but pretend to be offended by it.

Every Asian girl with whom I’ve lain (small sample set, tbh) has stuck a finger up my ass during a blowjob, or tried to. Talk about HELLO KITTY. One waifu rooted around down there like a tunnel rat in the ‘Nam jungle.

Wassupwitdat? Anyone else notice that Asian girls have an odd fascination with the male anus (manus) as a portal to mutual pleasure? Or so they envision it. Personally, I was not a fan. One Chinese-American girl looked genuinely crestfallen (as best one can discern emotion on an Asian’s face) when I recoiled and retracted from her probings with Kegelian thrusters set to escape velocity.

I wonder too if this is a fetish peculiar to Asian chicks as an group…or only to Asian chicks making sweet rove to the White Man. What’s the Asian equivalent of a mudshark? Chaddragon? Paleface pirate? Crackerjacker? Ivory poacher? Milk mugger? Frosted Flip? Bang wan wang? Bleached Lee? Fat Man and Little Koi? Ghost in the vajeen? Occiwench? Wog-eater? Epicanthicc? Ah, I see that the slang for it is Potato Queen. Meh.

Anyhow, maybe Asian girls always feel like they’re batting out of their league with White men, and presumably are compelled by the perceived SMV imbalance to extracarnally impress White men with that attention to physiologic detail only an Asian can grind out when the hind’s out.

Or Asian girls are magnetically drawn in by the anus region with a force matched only by gay homosexuals. Any Asians out there in the CH reading audience, man or woman, who can add their nuance to this…fissuring topic?

CH, Chateau Heartiste 9 Comments [4/5/2017 12:04:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 126005

[Chorus]
Asian girl, she's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]
I love your sticky rice
Butt fucking all night
Korean barbecue
Bitch I love you
I love your creamy yellow thighs
Ooh your slanted eyes
It's the Year of the Dragon
Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Superstitious feng shui shit (what)
Now lay your hair by the toilet
I've got your green tea boba
So put your head on my shoulder
Your momma's so pretty
Best nails in the city
Pushing your daddy's Mercedes
Girl, you drive me crazy


[Chorus]

[Bridge]
New Year's in February (February?)
That's fine with me (I guess)
Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)
Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah
Baby, you're my Asian girl
You're here illegally (best kind)
So baby marry me
Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)
Or we'll send you back
And you age so well
I can barely tell
17 or 23?
Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Arcadia
J-Town
Alhambra
K-Town
Temple City
Don't forget Chinatown
Get down
Happy endings all over
Bruce Lee

Toyota
Spicy tuny
Sashimi
Tasty Garden
Fried Lice
Sailor Moon
Wonton soup
Spring roll
Tibet
Foot rub rub a down down down
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Tofu
All over you all over me

Day Above Ground, Song lyric 5 Comments [4/5/2017 12:03:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Hu's On First

Quote# 126000

Why I will never be a Normie

It's very simple. Here in Greece the average man loses his virginity at 18. I'm almost 22 and still a virgin. Therefore I'm far from average so no matter what I do I will never be normal since I'm too old to have sex at 18 and days aren't coming back.

thegambler953, /r/incels 10 Comments [4/4/2017 10:11:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 125998

Women do not like men in general. They don't want any physical intimacy (including cuddling) and don't want any romantic affection. Not even from Chad.

• Should go without saying but women don't want sex. Period.

• Women don't like cuddling. Men pay to cuddle, there are even cuddle cafes in Japan where men pay to cuddle with women.

• Men are the romantics...women think it's cringy.

• Men pay and have to do all the work in relationships, including Chads.

• Women prefer the company of other women.

• Men pay just to be acknowledged by a woman platonically (see: beta orbiters)

• Whenever I read about a couple that sleeps in separate rooms it's because the woman wants it...the man hates it and wants to sleep in the same bed and same room.

• Women don't like any physical contact of any sort from men.

• Women in relationships always want more space but men want to be closer.

The more I think about it, the more obvious it becomes that the only things women want from a man are money, attention and children.

Chads are not desired by women...they're just easily tolerated. Average normie guys are reluctantly tolerated and incels are not tolerated.

The proof is in the pudding. Denial of any of these things is delusional male fantasy.

_Ryo_Hazuki, /r/incels 10 Comments [4/4/2017 10:11:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 125996

Friendship isn't a reward for no sex

You don't get to be liked by not sucking my cock. Youre not entitled to my respect. You have to earn the right to not be hated on. You don't get to tell me how I should feel about you. I don't owe you niceness cause you exist. Instead of hiding behind the screen reading r/incels and hating on us and our opinions and kinks, do something about yourself if you think we should appreciate you. Our affection won't just fall into your lap while you're posting selfies, you have to take that Chad cock out of your mouth, brush your teeth and start sucking us off. What's the worst that can happen? We can reject you cause we're not cucks and you're still a skank but that's fair, those are our preferences, we don't owe you anything. What do you bring to the table? What do you have to offer that would make us take your opinions seriously? If you're too lazy or entitled to bend over and take it, what makes you think you deserve to be heard? If my dick is not in your cunt, how exactly are you proving yourself to be pleasant company? You don't get to call yourself a nice girl just cause you're ready to grace us with your presence, while keeping us out in every meaningful way. Oh, you'll fake interest every now and then when you like some attention, but all you want is a platonic relationship. You think most men exist to validate you and treat you kindly while completely ignoring that we are also sexual beings who get hard and want to fuck, but to you we are just objects meant for emotional comfort and entertainment. You call it "friendship" but where is the affection when we still have to jerk ourselves off every day. Entitled, spoiled, complacent women thinking being liked is their right, and niceness is a given. Instead of complaining about misogyny, be proactive and work for it.

Alia_Harkonnen, /r/incels 9 Comments [4/4/2017 10:11:17 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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