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Quote# 102900

In the account the rich man begs Abraham to send Lazarus from the dead to warn his five brothers, lest they also come to Hell and be tormented in the fiery flames. Abraham makes the shocking statement (remember, this is the Lord Jesus giving this factual account of what happened)... Luke 16:31, “And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.” The only proof of God that you are entitled is the light of the Word of God. Please don't be foolish like then rich man who ignored the Bible and went to Hell. One day it will be too late.

I've heard umpteen people throughout my life challenge God and the Bible. They say horrible things like, “I won't believe the Bible until God Himself hands it to me” or “Rich men just wrote the Bible to control the masses.” The late, great, Steve Jobs of Apple Computer, once asked a preacher if God knew about starving children. When the preacher replied “Yes, God knows everything,” Jobs never considered Christianity again.[1] Mr. Jobs is now in the fires of Hell, having died a Buddhist (effectively an atheist because he rejected Jesus Christ, Who is God). Steve Jobs had the Word of God, just as we all do, but he was a fool. Luke 24:25, “Then he said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken.”

Are you a fool too? Will you also go to Hell forever as Steve Jobs? The choice is yours alone to make.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 4 Comments [8/23/2014 3:40:15 AM]
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Quote# 102899

On “The 700 Club” today, Pat Robertson fielded a question from a viewer who wondered why her husband hasn’t been healed from a medical condition despite intense prayer.

Robertson responded that the woman’s husband probably isn’t a faithful Christian and may actually want to be sick: “There are some people, you know, they enjoy their sickness. That is terrible to say but that is their excuse not to compete, ‘well I’d love to compete but my lumbago’s got me so I can’t do it.”

Pat Robertson, Right Wing Watch 10 Comments [8/23/2014 3:39:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 102896

[This is in response to an article on the shooting of Michael Brown.]

What this case reveals are the symptoms of neo-Bolshevism and cultural Marxism that grips America today.

Blacks are in a state of denial about the Marxist debauchery on their communities. Christian values in the Black community ahve been weaken out by cultural Marxism where there is a 72% illegitimate birth rate and only 10% of their households are intact.

Concerns about this trend were raised in the 1960's Moynahan report when 70% of Black families were intact and illegitimacy rate was below 30%. Unfortunately Black leaders back then labeled the report "racists" and thus the report was ignored.

The ugly truth of the Civil Rights movement was that Marxists attached themselves to the movement and used it to infest Blacks with the Liberal/Marxist ideology. Feminism, sexual liberation, and disrespect of (White) authority, took hold in the Black community.

The problem today however is trying to inform a dysfunctional community in denial about the truth. The result unfortunately is the worn out "political correctness" backlash of racism and sexism.

On the other hand mix a community in denial and thug culture with an "Israelified" police and you've got a power keg waiting to explode.

The irony is that Brown wasn't being stopped by the police for his robbery. He was being stopped for his defiance of authority and order. Walking in the middle of the street and refusing the officer's request is aligned with the thug culture advanced by cultural Marxism.

Marxism (Jewish culture) has decimated Black Americans and unfortunately the bought off black leaders owned by the Jews aim is to keep Blacks seeing their problem as one of racism (blaming Whites) and not one of values - the adoption of Jewish values and the lapse of Christian values.

Deadbeat, Real Jew News 5 Comments [8/23/2014 3:38:59 AM]
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Quote# 102882

Fresh Prince of Bel Air is deceitful and spiritually confusing to young people, because the show sends a mixed message of morality. On one hand the show teaches moral character lessons about being honest, honoring your parents, and abstaining from drugs; while on the other hand teaching that it's OK to party, drink booze, lust, fornicate, be covetous, dress whorishly, talk dirty, listen to worldly music, have a sexually-perverted mind, and do dirty dancing. Hilary Banks, Will's cousin in the show, wears miniskirts and skin-tight clothing, and acts like a total whore. In one episode, Hilary dresses up sensually in a tight black leather miniskirt, to entice an IRS man. Carlton says she needs to do better, so she lifts her skirt to look more whorish. She states to Carlton... "I look like an expensive call girl," and she certainly does. This is the godless message which Fresh Prince of Bel Air is sending out to young people today. Although the showed aired from 1990 to 1996, it is still extremely popular today.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 8 Comments [8/23/2014 3:33:08 AM]
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Quote# 102880

Jody Hice, the right-wing radio host who is the GOP nominee for an open House seat from Georgia, is none too pleased about it, saying on his radio program last month that Obama is thumbing his nose at the First Amendment and calling on Congress to pass legislation prohibiting the federal government from "discriminating" against Christians who want to discriminate against gays.

Hice went on to call upon Congress to repeal Obama's executive order by passing legislation that would "clearly prohibit our government from itself discriminating against any individual or any group or organization, whether nonprofit or for profit, it doesn't matter, to prevent the government from discriminating based on the beliefs about marriage and sexuality." "Our government, our system, absolutely should be prohibited from discriminating against these types of groups," Hice declared. "Our government should not be allowed to use these things to penalize individuals and groups for not adjusting their philosophies to political correct ideas": -

Jody Hice, Right Wing Watch 4 Comments [8/23/2014 3:31:46 AM]
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Quote# 102879

Speaking with the Christian Post, actor Kevin Sorbo — star of syndicated television show Hercules: The Legendary Journeys in the 90's — said he can’t understand why atheists seem to be so angry all the time.

Sorbo, who is still promoting his most recent film, God Is Not Dead, in which he plays an atheist, said he can’t comprehend the logic behind atheist’s lack of beliefs and their anger.

“I’m a Christian myself and had to play an atheist. I see the anger of these (atheist) guys on TV and it’s like ‘wow, how do you get so angry at something you don’t believe in?” Sorbo said.

Earlier this year, Sorbo discussed self-professed atheist Bill Maher, calling him “angry and lonely,” before adding, “I did Politically Incorrect a couple of times, and all I can do is feel sad for the guy, because I think he is a very angry and lonely man. Comedy comes from anger anyway. You know, what are you going to say when a guy talks like this?”

In his most recent comments, Sorbo also expressed frustration with atheists who protest localities displaying nativity scenes on public property during the Christmas holidays.

“It’s funny how they can get nativity scenes pulled down because they say it offends them but they’re offended by something they don’t believe in,” Sorbo said. “What offends 90 percent of the country is that they take down nativity scenes but apparently the majority doesn’t have a voice in the country anymore so what are you going to do?”

Sorbo’s latest film project, Poison Sky, is about small town residents who are angry with the government, believing it is poisoning them and modifying the weather using so-called chemtrails.

Kevin Sorbo, Raw Story 8 Comments [8/23/2014 3:31:25 AM]
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Quote# 102876

No one is seeking to "take health care away from the needy". It just is not a function of the civil government to provide it to everyone. True Christians are benevolent to the truly needy in every way. In a nation of opportunity like America, there is no excuse for indemic poverty. Abject poverty is a result of sin and Satan primarily. It can be overcome, not sustained by civil government.

Furino, Charisma News 2 Comments [8/23/2014 3:29:21 AM]
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Quote# 102875

The “feminisation” of the Labour Party has meant older men are being replaced by “more amenable and leadable” women who are unable to focus on international issues, an MP has said.

Veteran MP Austin Mitchell, who has represented Great Grimsby since 1977, claimed his party was being weakened by all-women shortlists and growing numbers of women in an article for the Daily Mail.

He wrote that more female MPs would make the Commons "less exciting" and preoccupied with "family issues" and "small problems rather than big ideas".

“Whatever the state of Labour’s policies for the next election, there is little doubt that it will be fought by a younger, more attractive body of candidates,” he wrote.

“The parliamentary party is undergoing the biggest process of feminisation and rejuvenation embarked on since fabulous pink Camay soap promised to make us look a little lovelier each day.”


Complaining that Labour’s “pool of experience is being drained”, he claimed the rise of women would “feminise” party policies.

“Our new preoccupations will be social, educational and family issues, all brought to the fore by the feminisation of Labour through the obsession with All-Women’s Shortlists,” he wrote, calling the lists a “suspension of party democracy”.

Mr Mitchell added: “It cannot be denied that feminisation and youthification will make Parliament brighter, smarter and nicer.

“Yet the Commons will also be more preoccupied with the local rather than the international (not necessarily a bad thing) and small problems rather than big ideas and issues (a very bad thing as it will be less exciting and lead to sixth-form essays read out word for cut-and-pasted word, replacing oratory).

“The Left will be even smaller but the party more manageable and reasonable, for apart from obsessive feminism, women MPs are more amenable and leadable and less objectionable.

“But it might not make us tougher.”


In response to criticism on social media, Mr Mitchell tweeted on Sunday: “Who's anti women? All my aunties were women!”

MP. Austin Mitchell, The Independent 3 Comments [8/23/2014 3:28:31 AM]
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Quote# 102872

Bluerose, I looked at your profile and according to you, you are a Christian. I notice this is your first post. You came to this board and headed straight here to ask about this. So, I'm not going to waste your time or mine. And I'm going to be blunt. I think that's what you need.

Let me say first of all that I don't think anyone is here by accident, you included.

Now, God does not make mistakes. He created man and he created woman. Never, never in His word does he condone or even hint that its fine to be homosexual, or lesbian, or even bisexual. And Sweetie, you and I don't have time to waste like we once did. So bluntly, you were NOT 'just born this way.'

You marked that you are a Christian. Its time to act like it. The days of pretending are over. You don't have the luxury to ponder which sin you want to participate in any longer. I advise that you repent and stop this silly pondering. Don't mock my God again with that "If I marry my boyfriend, in my whole life I will never have even kissed a woman." Christ Jesus did not die that awful death so you can say you are a Christian and come here wanting us to say...what? Do you think a one of us here would advise you to go on with this?

Time is too short. Its time to repent and get your heart right with God. What you need to do is repent and pray and get into that Bible. If you don't have one, there is Bibles right here that you can read. You and that boyfriend need to be praying together and studying the Word together and find a good Bible teaching church for the two of you, whether you end up marrying or not.

Its time to stop this mockery of Almighty God. Here's some scripture for you to think on, rather than the foolish things you have been thinking on:

Romans 1:21-32
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Diggindeeper, Bible fourms 30 Comments [8/22/2014 3:21:12 AM]
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Quote# 102868

Jennifer- I wonder have you ever sought to know Jesus Christ? As a trained mental health professional, I can say from my 20 yrs experience, mental health does not remove personality disorders nor does it heal depression, suicidality, etc. yes- mental health can provide some support,and docs can give drugs to stabilize But only being in a relationship with Jesus can totally heal mental health issues. While this opinion will bother and annoy many, I have found it to be the truth.

storm, CNN Blogs 36 Comments [8/22/2014 3:15:09 AM]
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Quote# 102867

Demonic activity is like a drug addiction. Once demons are allowed to take over, they become very difficult to resist. The ability of 300 fighters to defeat 10,000 Iraqi soldiers has all the markings of demonic empowerment. The mass confusion in Iraq’s capital is another indication that fallen angels are working on the side of ISIS.

Iraq is one of the worst places on earth because it is a venue for flare-ups of demonic driven despotism. The area has long been a hotbed of underworld activity. Babylon was the fountainhead all Luciferian and pagan religions. The Prince of Persia was a demon so mighty, he was able to withstand an angel sent to give Daniel a prophetic message for 21 days. Somewhere along the Euphrates river are bound four demons that are so powerfully evil. When they are released, they will kill one-third of the world’s population.

Todd Strandberg, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [8/22/2014 3:14:49 AM]
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Quote# 102863

Erik Rush: Gays Aligned With ISIS

WorldNetDaily pundit Erik Rush writes today that gay rights activists and ISIS are both persecuting Christians, just with “a different methodology.” While ISIS is attempting to carry out an anti-Christian genocide, Rush claims that gay people in America are using the “gratuitous proliferation of homoerotica” to push “the disenfranchisement of Christians.”

“Progressive power players hate Christians because we threaten their power, and the true-believing useful idiots hate Christians because they’ve been taught that we wish to place impediments upon their freedom to be self-destructive, unregenerate hedonists,” he writes.

“It says a lot that so many liberal Americans have decided to stand with abject animals, men who are capable of the most heinous, disgusting, depraved war crimes imaginable, and against their own countrymen and women who happen to be Christians.”

“Obama has more than a nodding acquaintance with all things gay,” Rush says while linking to a WND article about Obama’s secret “gay life” and also claiming Obama is a Muslim: “Finally, addressing the Islamist horde that has promised to raise its flag over the White House: In a sense, it has already been done.”

But Rush has a solution: “Now more than ever, I believe it is apparent that progressivism cloaks with its innocuousness and faux egalitarianism a doctrine that should be stigmatized and disenfranchised, employing the same commitment with which we addressed segregationism.”

Erik Rush, Right Wing Watch 20 Comments [8/22/2014 3:11:43 AM]
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Quote# 102861

Rick Wiles: Obama Using Gay Rights And ISIS To Destroy America

On Friday, “Trunews” host Rick Wiles said that President Obama is “waging jihad” on America through gay rights advocacy and the extremist group ISIS, which Wiles believes is a U.S. government proxy. During an interview with Walid Shoebat, an anti-Muslim commentator who is the favorite of many conservative groups and media outlets, Wiles claimed that “Barack Obama is more than a Muslim, he is a jihadist.”

“He is waging jihad from inside the White House, his foreign policy is 100 percent pro-Islam, he has waged jihad on this country, he has shredded the Constitution, he has defiled the U.S. military by forcing the military to accept homosexuality,” he said.

“Obama is destroying Christian America, that’s his assignment as a jihadist, it is to destroy Christian America.”

After Wiles said that CIA director John Brennan is also “an Islamist,” Shoebat claimed that the U.S. government is feeling the effects of an Islamist “infiltration.” Shoebat added that God is punishing America with Obama’s presidency: “America has abandoned its Judeo-Christian ethics and so God has given them to their own desires and that’s why we have Obama. When Americans wake up and God removes Obama and we have a different president, maybe God will have mercy on us.”


“This is a demonic influence and the more America becomes liberal, the more that kind of influence prevails in America,” he said, warning that liberals will dispose of the First Amendment in order to ban criticism of Islam and “the homosexual agenda.”

Rick Wiles, Right Wing Watch 20 Comments [8/22/2014 3:11:04 AM]
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Quote# 102857

Today I was watching my 8-month old sleep and how perfectly formed her eyelashes are. I marveled that evolution could, supposedly, make her little eyelashes such an optimal shape and size to confer the slight advantage of having a little less dust in her eyes, but evolution is not powerful enough to cull things like homosexuality out of the population.

Collin, Uncommon Descent 38 Comments [8/22/2014 3:10:15 AM]
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Quote# 102854

Islam is a religion of bondage and heathendom, although Muslim women are unquestionably far more respectable, modest and concerned about morality than their average American counterpart slut. American women are a disgrace to the United States—a bunch of lewd, rude and crude sluts and whores full of raging anger, entitlement and are baby-murderers! Most divorces are filed by women, who are spoiled little brats, taught to quit by their own mothers, pampered by their foolish fathers. If the shoe fits wear it! Americans get what they deserve! Now I'm starting to preach. I'm so sick of this backwards idiotic society in America, where we ban God from our classrooms and then freak out when our society's children grow up to be selfish, out of control, monsters. Duh!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious.org 40 Comments [8/21/2014 3:31:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 102845

When was the following written?

“Our declining society is an outward expression of an inward rejection of the Creator. And our freedoms are being eroded as Christianity is being slowly eliminated. Christians may wake up one day to find Christianity outlawed.”

That certainly sounds like a description of America today, doesn’t it? But it was published 26 years ago—in 1988. The paragraph comes from page 97 of a book *(now out of print and replaced by the book 'The Lie') I co-authored as a companion to The Genesis Solution film in 1987, featuring a live presentation I gave that the Lord has used to build the Answers in Genesis ministry: we call it the “relevance of Genesis message.”

Now back in the 1980s, I had been making the statement that “Christians may wake up one day to find Christianity outlawed.” It was a major part of the talks I was giving in churches in both Australia and the USA. Frankly, many Christians laughed at me for even suggesting that such a change could happen. I remember some Americans back then saying something like, “No, not in America—it could never happen here!”

But look at where America is today—and where it is heading!

Ken Ham, Facebook 47 Comments [8/21/2014 3:27:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Nemo
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Quote# 102839

That "sexual peak" chit is a complete myth. It's what up-in-age older women write to encourage younger aging women, and society buys into that bullchit completely.

An 18 year old girl is in her estrogenic prime, young girls even SMELL better too.

A 18 year old girl walks past vs. a 35 year old woman walks past. Which one's lingering smell (perfume/pheromones) is better?

If you even have to THINK about the answer you're a phucking retard

ChickenDippaz, bodybuilding.com 26 Comments [8/21/2014 3:23:47 AM]
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Quote# 102838

Generally when men age while they look older, IMO, their look has more character. Whereas women just look like frail hags.
That's why it's a well known fact male peak in the sexual marketplace is 30-35, whereas the female peak is 18-22

ChickenDippaz, Bodybuilding.com 20 Comments [8/21/2014 3:23:26 AM]
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Quote# 102837

Feminism versus MRA is an irreconcilable difference that can only be resolved by violence; indeed that is how it is resolved as we speak. Currently, normal male sexuality is suppressed by state violence and men don't fight back. The MRA mission is to thwart the state-enforced violence that feminists wield today, and I was a political prisoner of this war. This conflict is real and has nothing to do with mental illness, nor can I be brainwashed by psychiatry to relinquish my agenda

Eivind Berge, Eivind Berge`s Blog 28 Comments [8/21/2014 3:22:28 AM]
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Quote# 102835

Not equality but supuriority
It is happening now... That's right folks... the gay games. Seriously annoyed. It's one thing to cry out for equality but it feels more like people are raising their lifestyle above everyone else's. I have a friend who is a full gay rights supporter and even he says this is crazy. (Which honestly scares me a little) I don't hate people but I do get annoyed by all this propaganda. If there was the "Strait games" I bet people would be losing their minds. I think I understand now what the bible meant when the word said Lot was distressed by the sin of the city. Blah...

ksnyder, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [8/21/2014 3:20:52 AM]
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Quote# 102834

Does peeping Tom Eric Justin Toth, deserve to be the enemy #1of public order, an honor formerly bestowed upon Osama Bin Laden? Is secretly taking indecent photos of children a crime equal to Osama’s masterminding of many terrorist attacks, including the 9/11 twin tower attack that killed 3000 people on US soil.

Toth committed a victimless crime, it seems the victims did not even know they were photographed

Human Stupidity, Human Stupidity: Irrationality, Self Deception 25 Comments [8/21/2014 3:20:39 AM]
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Quote# 102832

If you are a girl:
– You are attracted to people that can kill you (Imagine being exclusively attracted to grizzly bears.)
– Almost your entire worth is based on the genetic beauty lottery.
– Even if you win the beauty lottery, your worth is in constant decline and has an immutable expiration date. A hot 23 year old wakes up and knows that is the hottest she will look for the rest of her life. Imagine getting progressively creepier to women every day and there’s nothing you can do about it?
– You are incapable of rational thought
– You lack strength and suck at everything
– Your goal is commitment from a man, but you are attracted to men who won’t commit to you, and not attracted to those who would worship you. This isn’t a choice, its encoded in your genes.
– If you are attractive, you are bothered by unattractive people all the time. (imagine fat chicks constantly approaching you). If you are not attractive, you are fucked.
-Your ability to orgasm isn’t a birthright, it may be really easy or really difficult or even impossible.
-Each new sexual partner you have decreases your worth as a potential long-term mate (and if you’re unlucky, nobody counsels you about this. Your parents, family, and friends may soothe you with feminist lies until its too late)
-You get random waves of emotions that are irrational and could even bring you to tears.
-You are expected to simultaneously be sexually skilled and chaste/inexperienced.
– Childbirth, menstruation, etc.

LaidNYC, LaidNYC 33 Comments [8/21/2014 3:02:45 AM]
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Quote# 102767

Wait—you’re transphobic?

You have a problem with a guy having his penis removed? He’s a chick, you asshole. God fucked up and made him a dude, but luckily we have the technology to fix that mistake. Why couldn’t he just be a drag queen? Well, for one, he needs to feel a penis inside him. No, his butt doesn’t count. He needs to feel a penis go in and out of his vagina—you know, like all women crave. That feeling of having your vagina fucked. It’s a primal urge, and to deny some woman this feeling just because she’s a dude is downright barbaric.

Haven’t you seen all the totally functional, happily married, normal trannies walking around? They aren’t all dead, you know. They sell flowers at the local village and bake pies for their scores of adopted children. They’re non-heteronormative. In fact, the only thing more normal than castrating yourself and taking tons of hormones to grow tits is chopping them off. Women who get double mastectomies and then have their cunts turned inside out are just righting a wrong. They need to have a weird cheese blintz-looking thing sticking out of their previous cooch because it feels way better than wearing a strap-on. Sure, the nerve endings aren’t the same as a real dick, but standing up to go pee pee is something these women were born to do. How dare you have a problem with that?

You will be totally comfortable when your daughter marries a post-op dude and you should have no problems with her smoking his blintz. When your dad tells you he is going to have his penis removed and thrown into a biowaste container at the hospital, your soul will become a placid lake of calm. “That’s totally normal, dad” you’ll say and begin to call him Mom2 from that day forward.

When Janet Mock appears on MSNBC and talks about growing up as a black chick, nobody’s going to bat an eye. We’ll all be totally comfortable with him retroactively rewriting history and putting a skirt on all his boyhood memories.

I kid. I kid. Of course it’s fucking unusual. We’re all transphobic. We aren’t blind. We see there are no old trannies. They die of drug overdoses and suicide way before they’re 40 and nobody notices because nobody knows them. They are mentally ill gays who need help, and that help doesn’t include being maimed by physicians. These aren’t women trapped in a man’s body. They are nuts trapped in a crazy person’s body. I see them on the streets of New York. They are guys with tits and a sweatshirt. They wear jeans and New Balance. “What’s the matter with simply being a fag who wears makeup?” I think when I see them. You’re not a woman. You’re a tomboy at best. Get fucked in the ass. And ladies, if you’re a butch lesbian, you’re a lady with a lot of testosterone. Put a dick on a belt and fuck your girlfriend. You don’t need to turn your vagina inside out. You’re not a man. You don’t even know what Turf Builder is.

By pretending this is all perfectly sane, you are enabling these poor bastards to mutilate themselves. This insane war on pronouns is about telling people what to do. It may empower you to shut down a school’s computer system because they phrased your gender wrong, but that’s just a game to you. To them, it’s a life-changing event that fucks them up. To fight against transphobia is to justify trannies. To justify trannies is to allow mentally ill people to mutilate themselves. When your actions are getting people mutilated, you’re at war with them.

It’s not great for women, either. Buying woman parts from a hospital and calling yourself a broad trivializes what it is to be a woman. Womanhood is not on a shelf next to wigs and makeup. Similarly, being a dude is quite involved. Ripping your vaginal canal out of your fly doesn’t mean you are going to start inventing shit and knowing how cement works. Being a man is awesome. So is being a woman. We should revere these creations, not revel in their bastardization. Being gay is a weird quirk that happens at birth. It’s like being an albino. If you’re born that way, you shouldn’t fight it. You don’t need to change who you are. In fact, doing so is sexist, misandrist, homophobic, and further damages the lives of the mentally ill.

Gavin McInnes, Thought Catalog 28 Comments [8/21/2014 3:00:37 AM]
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Quote# 102747

We had a gay friend who got a bottle stuck up his rear...and had to have a colonoscopy, almost died. That's when his wife found out he was gay.

My husband said why would someone do such a stupid thing and I said because gays are, by nature, "off somewhere" -- "not right in the head"...they are not happy with the ordinary. Even in the way they dress, the way they walk, speak, think...they have some type of a problem. They are drama queens, but more than that, many (not all) are absolutely crazy and do crazy things, trying to prove something.

BTW, that friend died of AIDS quite a few years ago.

FairSharFairShar, Realabortiondebate 27 Comments [8/21/2014 3:00:31 AM]
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Quote# 102697

[Exert of a response to an angry Walmart employee who didn't take kindly to Walsh's bashing of Walmart employees on twitter.]

Thank you for your insightful reflections, Bob. You raise some interesting points, yet I can’t help but feel slightly confused by your hatred for one of the only organizations in the world that would actually pay a salary to someone like you.

I should explain that when I say “someone like you,” I mean someone with an abysmal, self-entitled attitude, who is proud of making no effort and providing subpar service to customers. You seem to think that you should only perform well if you’re paid well, but the unfortunate reality is that you will only be paid well when you perform well. This is a concept called “earning.” To “earn” literally means “to receive as return for effort.” So, if Merriam-Webster is any judge, you haven’t earned anything. You confess to your lack of effort, which means you confess to the fact that you aren’t even earning the minimal salary which you’re currently collecting. You are one of Walmart’s charity cases, and you should be thanking them, not sobbing about those villainous CEOs who “buy private jets.”

Matt Walsh, Matt Walsh Blog 15 Comments [8/21/2014 3:00:10 AM]
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