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Quote# 111211

The right-wing outlet WorldNetDaily is under the impression that Seattle, Washington, is now a Sharia law zone.

WND’s article, which includes the warning, “United Nations floods Seattle area with refugees,” skewers the city’s growing Muslim community and a recent proposal from a mayoral committee to aid Muslim homebuyers who believe their religion proscribes paying interest on loans.

As Adam Serwer pointed out during a similar controversy in Minnesota, many U.S. banks are already beginning to offer such plans where the “companies structure the payments in a sort of house-buying layaway plan.”

WND interviews anti-Muslim activists Andrew Bostom and Pamela Geller, who allege that such programs would lead to a broader implementation of Sharia law.

“Such dangerously misguided efforts kowtow to, and abet, Islamic supremacism,” said Dr. Andrew Bostom, author of “Legacy of Jihad: Islamic Holy War and the Fate of Non-Muslims” and several other books about the history of Islam.

“Shariah-compliant mortgages, and all aspects of so-called Shariah-compliant finance, should be rejected because they are vehicles for the promulgation of Islamic law, an integrated religio-political system antithetical to our most fundamental Western freedoms,” Bostom said.

Mayor opening the door to Shariah

Pamela Geller, author of “Stop the Islamization of America,” also said most Americans are not aware that Shariah applies to all of life. She said the mayor of Seattle, like other mayors who kowtow to Shariah, are doing long-term damage to their cities and their country.

“Shariah is a unified whole – a guide to every aspect of human behavior. It doesn’t just involve interest and loans,” Geller said. “The teachings of Islam regarding war against and subjugation of unbelievers is part of Shariah as well. The mayor of Seattle is opening the door to Shariah, and because he has already shown himself to be compliant, he will receive more demands for accommodation of Shariah in the future.

“This is a radical, intolerant, violent, misogynistic, antisemitic ideology, and he should not be kowtowing to it.”

Pam Geller and Andrew Bostom, Right Wing Watch 7 Comments [7/27/2015 5:21:56 PM]
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Quote# 111210

End Times radio host Rick Wiles yesterday sounded off on a recently-released photo of a 7-year-old Queen Elizabeth “mimicking her uncle, the future king Edward VIII,” in making the Nazi salute. The “Trunews” host cited the 1933 photo as proof that “the Nazis are in control of the West right now, the United States of America has been taken over by neo-Nazis.”

And who are our Nazi overlords?

“The left, the homosexual rights movement, the abortionists, these are Nazis, they’re Nazis,” he said.

Wiles, who once claimed that Adolf Hitler attempted “to create a race of super gay male soldiers,” also alleged that “the Nazi party of Germany was a militant homosexual movement, we have a resurgence of Nazism.”

Responding to the Chattanooga shooting, Wiles alleged that “millions of Americans will die in one day in this country” after Muslim-Americans, whom he claims only seek “to slaughter the people who do not convert to Islam,” take up arms en masse against non-Muslims in a violent “day of jihad.”

Rick Wiles, Right Wing Watch 8 Comments [7/27/2015 5:21:03 PM]
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Quote# 111207

I think astrology can be proven to be very scientifically accurate in timing events, but science won't understand the spatial concept of it.

You can time to the very day events such as these by using Ascensional Times of the signs and directing the Ascendant to Mars:

1939 Czech Invasion, Aries Ingress Asc directed to Mars 14/3/1939
1939 Poland Invasion, Aries Ingress Asc directed to Mars 26/9/1939
1941 Attack on Pearl Harbour, Aries Ingress Asc directed to Mars 7/12/1941
2005 London 7/7 Terrorist Attack, Aries Ingress Asc directed to Merc/Jupiter opposition 7/7/2005.

Doing that in hindsight is relatively simple, only one of the above I found myself, these are from books on the subject from a lot of research (Dr. Ben Dykes). Predicting such events beforehand is beyond most of us but is undoubtedly possible with experience. Robert Zoller very accurately predicted 9/11 and went as far as contacting the authorities to report it.

These are not mumbo jumbo techniques or fortune telling, this is the mathematical movement of the horizon to the ecliptic over time. Very scientific, an alien concept to modern science, but not from a geocentric perspective.

NeoplaTonicWater, Astrodienst 10 Comments [7/27/2015 5:01:38 PM]
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Quote# 111205

Now you can take off your aluminum hats, and we'll put aside our conspiracy moment on the Savage Nation and go back to the regular hooey that we specialize here, specialize in at the Savage Nation. We give you hooey all day long, and I'm proud of the fact that we give you hooey, because if it's the opposite of what Obama says, then hooey must be the truth.

Michael Savage, Right Wing Watch 3 Comments [7/27/2015 4:48:54 PM]
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Quote# 111204

Rick Coupland, a business professor at at St. Lawrence College in Kingston, Ontario, is asking everyone to “please pray for me and my job” after a complaint was filed against him for saying gay people should be hanged.

The comment was made on Coupland’s personal Facebook page earlier this month when he shared a link to a story about the city of St. Petersburg, FL raising a rainbow flag for in celebration of Pride along with the caption: “It’s the queers they should be hanging, not the flag.”

A former student saw the post and contacted Coupland’s employer. Later that day, the professor wrote a post saying he had been called into work and advised to “bring a representative” to discuss the comments.

Kelly Wiley, director of marketing and communications at St. Lawrence College, confirmed that the school is investigating the incident.

“We have several policies that apply to the conduct of our employees,” she told the Whig-Standard. “This includes the fact that we adhere to the Ontario Human Rights Code, we also have harassment policies, a policy around outside activities of college employees, and our collective agreement.”

Rick Coupland, Queerty 8 Comments [7/27/2015 4:07:21 PM]
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Quote# 111203

Pray for Abortion to End

Abortion just messes with my mind. It fucks me up. I don’t know why but the thought of it literally makes me sick. I am not exaggerating. It is almost like every time I give it some thought my world and reality just turns into a nightmare and I desperately want to get out of it. These thoughts and feelings refuse to escape my mind and soul and they just continue to fester into even darker feelings and thoughts that I cannot continue to bear.

I kid you not when I say not a single word written is an exaggeration. The first time I heard about abortion I knew what a monstrosity it was. But now, now that I know all the facts and debates about it, my feelings towards it have only grown more and more intense. There’s never been a doubt in my mind that abortion was a terrible evil that needed to be outlawed. But the gravity of how I feel about it now is too much to handle.

Worst thing is, is that I can’t stop thinking about it. I can’t. No matter how hard I try. I know something in my soul is telling me to go do something about this. And I have already come to the conclusion that I have to. Not even that I want to because at this point, I would love a break from these disturbed feelings and thoughts in my mind. And not even that I completely don’t want to. I just want a break of peace for a while in order to do something about it soon. But either way I know I have to do it. For everyone. For humanity. For life. For the future.

I don’t know if anyone else feels like this. I doubt it. Again, ever since I found out about this death machine of an operation, I knew it was deeply and innately evil. And I have never believed otherwise. But this level of vividness of emotion and thought are too powerful to be normal. Or to bear. I really don’t know why that is. I have been getting more depressed and hopeless at hearing all the world’s issues but this one just tops the cake. Really I just pray for peace of mind and soul. And most importantly, for the killing of innocent children to end.

Pray for life to win and pray that it happens as soon as possible.

Pray to save humanity from this evil.


The Heart of a Patriot, Home of the Brave  6 Comments [7/27/2015 4:05:13 PM]
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Quote# 111201

(fetuses are not children)

“Jews are not people.”

“Negroes are not people.”

“Tutsis are not people.”

Funny how ideas like yours always lead to human atrocities. A ‘fetus’ is a human being passing through a stage of life, not a separate creature. Abortion kills human children.

Cultureshift, In Defense of the Defenseless  9 Comments [7/27/2015 3:53:28 PM]
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Quote# 111198

It has become devastatingly clear that virtually the entirety of the gay-marriage activist effort was built on a lie. That lie, repeated ad nauseam, was this: gay marriage will affect nobody outside of the gays who wish to partake in it. This will become abundantly false as the Supreme Court-instituted gay marriage regime takes effect.

We did not actually need to nationalize gay marriage to realize this. We have had examples for years from the states that already legalized the practice. Combined with the growing public hostility towards supporters of traditional marriage, it is impossible at this point to deny that gay marriage is a growing and serious threat to the liberty of those who disagree with it.
Gay Marriage Doesn’t Hurt Anyone

Exhibit A comes to us from Gresham, Oregon, a state in which gay marriage has been legal since 2014. In Gresham, a couple of bakers declined to make a wedding cake for a lesbian wedding. Because the lesbians in question endured “emotional and mental suffering” after their cake request was turned down, the state’s labor commissioner demanded that the bakers—a husband-and-wife team—pay the plaintiffs $135,000.

In addition to this astronomical charge, the excitable commissioner ordered that the couple was not allowed to publicly proclaim their desire to not bake cakes for gay weddings. That is to say, the state slapped the Christian bakers with an enormous fine, then forbid them from advocating the point of view for which they were being fined.

Gay marriage, we’ve been told, will not affect you.

Exhibit B is found near Albany, New York, a state in which gay marriage has been recognized since 2011. At the Liberty Ridge Farm, another husband-and-wife team was fined $13,000 for refusing to host a gay wedding on their property (at which they host other public and private events). In 2012, a lesbian couple requested to use the property for their wedding. Believing in traditional marriage, the couple declined. Unluckily for the owners of the property, the phone call was being recorded. A judge subsequently determined the farmers guilty of “sexual orientation discrimination,” hence the fine. The farmers were also ordered to attend “staff re-education training classes.” The defendants have appealed the decision.

Just legalize it, we were told for years. It’s not going to affect you!
No More Churches For You

Exhibit C comes from the laughably-misemployed religion writer for The New York Times, Mark Oppenheimer: “Now’s the time,” he announced after the ruling, “to end tax exemptions for religious institutions.” Oppenheimer, you see, believes that a tax exemption is functionally identical to a “subsidy,” and because religious institutions and other non-profits can be “quite partisan,” they don’t deserve to receive “subsidies” that require the rest of us to “faithfully cut checks to them.”
Newspapers are using freedom to silence differing opinions on a critical, complex issue of serious public interest.

As a result of the Supreme Court declaring that homosexuals have the right to marry, in other words, we’re now facing an energized progressive intelligentsia that wishes to effectively shutter many if not most of America’s churches.

They told us over and over again: Gay marriage has nothing to do with you! You don’t have to worry about it!

Exhibit D—perhaps the most foreboding—is in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, in which the editor of PennLive/The Patriot-News announced the paper “will no longer accept, nor will it print, op-eds and letters to the editor in opposition to same-sex marriage.” Under the First Amendment, the paper is free to refuse to print any letters it wants, of course. It is unfortunately utilizing that precious freedom to silence differing opinions on a critical, complex issue of serious public interest.

It is wholly plausible that many newspapers will follow suit, believing that opposition to or even skepticism about gay marriage is equivalent to, as the above newspaper’s editor put it, “racist, sexist, or anti-Semitic” opinions. Overnight, the sincerely-held opinions of a great many good, well-intentioned Americans became verboten. Reasonable dissent will not be tolerated.
Cheer Gay Marriage Or Face an Angry Mob

Over and over and over, the refrain went: Gay marriage is not a threat to you! Legalize it and nothing will change!
A ruling in favor of ‘love’ has instead resulted in open and unapologetic hate.

We have known for some time that this refrain was a lie—that it was a willful lie, and that these assurances were nothing more than a smokescreen of dishonesty and political chicanery. It is obviously not enough for gay marriage to be merely legal; progressives take it as a matter of personal offense that anybody, anywhere might not get behind homosexual matrimony as enthusiastically as the Left has done.

The Supreme Court’s decision will only galvanize this tendency. Thus comes the deluge, now on a national scale: the fines, the gag orders, the unfavorable tax treatment, the refusal to entertain the opposition’s opinion in polite society. The Supreme Court has unleashed a strange, almost comical beast upon the American body politic: a ruling in favor of “love” has instead resulted in open and unapologetic hate, and a public campaign made in the name of “tolerance” has instead resulted in a ruthless regime of intolerance.

Endlessly, it was repeated: if gay marriage is legalized, it will have nothing to do with you. Well, here we are. Gay marriage is legal. And it is clear that it will have everything to do with every one of us. We were lied to, and we will have to deal with the consequences, one silenced baker and bankrupt church at a time.

Daniel Payne, The Federalist 5 Comments [7/27/2015 3:52:45 PM]
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Quote# 111195

The term “brony” describes a male (often adult) fan of the recent TV childrens’ series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. When I first heard about brony culture, I was just a little unsettled. Men of my generation have trouble growing up – much to the chagrin of many eligible women I know who have suffered at the hands of their prolonged adolescence – and to me this sounded like another instance of immature infantilism; I won’t exactly say that I was ready to pull a Mark Driscoll and tell them to “man-up,” but I will say that it made me wish there were more sensible guys around, if not for my eligible women friends, at least for the dignity of our sex. I may not have been ready to tell such men to man up, but I could at least insist that they grow up. To a certain degree, I still think this. But I have come to see that the actual process of growing up may be more complicated than I initially thought. Perhaps growing up is not simply a matter of becoming serious. Perhaps it is also a matter of becoming (as George MacDonald famously put it), not childish, but childlike.

You see, while I would not call myself a “brony” per se, My Little Pony happens to be my five year old son’s favorite show. As most parents will know, this means I have been witness to almost all the episodes multiple times. And the conclusion I have come to is that, at bottom, what appeals to a certain kind of male about the show is its representation of the kind of story we no longer tell. By this, I mean the fairy tale that does in fact entertain some idea of innocence.

In modern culture, we love fairy tales, but we always insist on digging up in them very dark twists and sub-themes. Almost all of them (we presume from psychoanalytic theory) are about sex. Hansel and Gretel must be witch hunters. That Prince Charming cannot be the protagonist has become something of a modern cliché. Snow white becomes a sexualized vampire figure. Etc. I do not mean of course to say that we should have no revisionist fairy tales; in my opinion, the recent Snow White and the Huntsman film did quite a good job of adapting the tale. But it is perhaps tragic when a film like Shrek – that was so humorous to us who were brought up on the original stories – can no longer be understood in a generation that no longer has these stories. Irony and complexity can only work when the basic building blocks are grasped, and we seem unable or unwilling to pass these on to our children. All we can see are the sarcastic adult versions, and even when we encounter an original, we still think that it masks something far more sinister than its literal vehicle suggests.

What I want to suggest, though, is that there is in us not only a deep desire and need for complexity, nuance and treatment of a sinister reality; there is also in us the desire for something beautiful, something innocent – older writers would call this an Edenic impulse. And what I want to suggest is that My Little Pony is popular among males precisely because they have no other cultural referent pointing them back to a certain kind of fairy-tale innocence that they were created to need.

The reason the show does this so well, I suggest, is because it is pagan in the best possible sense – it is a classical pagan story. I am not here using the word pagan pejoratively, but rather descriptively. As in classical philosophy, friendship in the series is one of the highest goods. The ideals – the seven elements of harmony that figure prominently in the show – are reminiscent of the classical cardinal virtues, with a nod to the theological virtues thrown in via the number seven. There are composite beasts that look like they could come from a classical or medieval bestiary, and dragons are penalized for their hoarding capacities. There is even a nod to the classical grammarian in us all, that insists on pluralizing “pegasus” as “pegasi” (this, by the way, is a far greater “take-home-message” than the ones I see on most childrens’ shows).

Considered all together, these elements make for a show that, in an imaginative desert, stands out as a mythopoeic beacon. It is sad, of course, that we are not at a historical point where children are being fascinated by the really great mythopoeic stories – the ones that held the likes of Lewis, Chesterton, Tolkien, and MacDonald in their thrall. Nonetheless, we must work with what we are given, and even if My Little Pony will not exactly outlast the Grimm brothers, it is a significant pointer in our culture back to the childlikeness for which my generation – and particularly the males of my generation – are starved. At least, culturally speaking, there is still some kind of space wherein girls can appreciate real mythopoeic innocence (or at least I feel it may be easier – but am willing to be corrected); in male culture, though, such innocence appears as “girly” against the backdrop of a hyper-violence channeling all the ferocity of past epics with none of the wisdom or the reasons these epics provide for fighting.

I think when we understand this we may be able to evaluate so-called brony culture in a different light. Rather than understanding it as a stunt or stutter in the “serious” development of an adult, perhaps instead we should understand it as a transitional space in culture for those on their way to becoming childlike. And such childlikeness is to be by all means encouraged, for it in fact involves a maturity and wisdom beyond the stiff and unimaginative thing we think of as adulthood. As T. S. Eliot liked to remind us (channeling I think Heraclitus), “the way up is the way down,” and perhaps we will find this true of the young men that we simply want to “man up”; maybe the problem is not that they have become children, but that they have not become children enough.

churl, a christian thing 8 Comments [7/27/2015 3:51:30 PM]
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Quote# 111193

So, if you can't tell by my signature I am a brony.

For those of you who don't know a brony is a male (or female) who is outside the targeted age group (11+) who enjoy the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Yes, it sounds weird but don't knock it till ya try it. There's about 10 mil of us.

Anyways, I was confronted today by an atheist who told me that MLP is satanic. I asked him to elaborate and he tells me that the show is satanic because it supports "magic".

Now, we all know God is against magic, correct? But here's the thing - the magic God refers to is witchcraft. Not the magic that can come out of a unicorn's horn. Evidently, he's not getting that saying that magic is magic and there's no way around it. So, I was wondering what you fellow Christians have to say on his opinion.

little light, christianchat 6 Comments [7/27/2015 3:51:17 PM]
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Quote# 111192

Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio insisted on Thursday that President Barack Obama had used forged documents for proof of U.S. citizenship, but he told CNN’s Jake Tapper that he was not “stupid enough” to answer questions about the claim.

During an interview on CNN, Tapper pointed out that Arpaio and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump shared the so-called “birther” belief that the president had lied about his birth certificate.

“You have both trafficked in this rather preposterous notion that President Obama was not born in the United States, and that he may have forged his birth certificate that he released,” Tapper noted. “Why would you risk your credibility on issues that you care about — like illegal immigration, like law enforcement — by getting involved in this?”

Arpaio immediately took exception to the question.

“What do you mean risk?” the sheriff shot back. “I’m the chief law enforcement elected by the people. I have a right to investigate and speak out.”

“We’re working on a fraudulent, forged government document!” Arpaio continued, speaking in an aggressive tone. “That’s what we are doing.”

“You’re maintaining that the birth certificate that the president of the United States revealed, you’re maintaining that is fraudulent?” Tapper pressed.

“That’s right,” Arpaio stated.

“Is there anyone — any credible law enforcement person outside of you and your organization, your contractors who has any agreement with you on this?” Tapper wondered.

“No, they haven’t looked at it,” Arpaio said defensively. “What are you kidding? I’m probably the only law enforcement official that has looked into it. Nobody looks into it. They shy away from it.”

“Because the president was born in Hawaii,” the CNN host interrupted.

“I don’t care where he was born,” Arpaio replied. “I’m talking about a fraudulent government document, a birth certificate.”

“And you say that because there are glitches in some of the printing?” Tapper asked.

Arpaio, however, said he would not “get into all the technical details” because he only owned a typewriter and employed experts who knew about using computers to forge documents.

“I’ve been around a long time. I’m not stupid enough to even talk to you about it,” he quipped.

Joe Arpiao, Right Wing Watch 6 Comments [7/27/2015 3:49:50 PM]
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Quote# 111191

Conservative talk show host Michael Savage reacted to the shooting of military service members in Chattanooga last week by railing against the media and the government for supposedly trying to cover up any mention of the shooter’s religion.

Savage said on his program Friday that Americans will be driven to civil war if the media try to portray terrorist attacks as anything other than Islamic terrorism, a war he thinks is needed to save the country.

“I don’t know what it’s going to take for this country to change — I do know what it’s going to take, it’s going to take the big one. It’s going to take the big one and mark my words if, God forbid, the big one comes, like the dirty bomb or something horrible like that, you’re going to wait and see what the media says, ‘We provoked it, we shouldn’t have been in Afghanistan, we’re not sensitive to Muslims, what did we do to offend them, we have to reach out,’ that’s the end of the road, there’ll be a civil war,” Savage said. “And by the way, it’ll be overdue. That’s the only thing that could save us.”

He added that while he hopes there isn’t a war, America’s enemies have already “infiltrated” the government, which is now pushing the people to the breaking point since it is “at war with us by enabling the enemies of our very survival.”

Michael Savage, Right Wing Watch 5 Comments [7/27/2015 2:41:30 PM]
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Quote# 111190

A little-known party has sought permission to show US President Barack Obama the differences between a man and a woman through a nude protest.

The peaceful demonstration against homosexuality will begin at 10 am at the Freedom Corner, on July 22 and 23, said Republican Liberty party leader Vincent Kidala.

"The procession shall be carried out by approximately 5,000 totally naked men and women to protest over Obama's open and aggressive support for homosexuality," Kidala said in a letter to the county commander on Monday.

"In fact our party has a network of prostitutes in Nairobi, Nakuru and other counties. This is where we shall get all these people whose number we expect to increase," he told the Star on phone.

He said the prostitutes agreed to participate free of charge since they will lose customers if homosexuality is legalised.

Vincent Kidala, All Africa 6 Comments [7/27/2015 2:41:20 PM]
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Quote# 111184

One of my kids
Attending a local community college
Was given time off from physical education class
To attend their yearly campus ‘Wellness Festival.’
They were told by their phys-ed teacher
That they would receive extra credit for attending it.
(Here in California, it is mandatory to take two gym classes
In order to receive any kind of an associates degree.)

One booth that was there, offered you a ‘free’ metal thermos,
If you pledged to cut back on your sugar intake,
And gave them your email address.

Another booth gave you print outs on what helpful herbs
Might be growing in your back yard, and how these herbs can be applied to help heal common illnesses.

Yet another booth offered you a free back massage,
And stressed the importance of relaxation.

This child of mine wandered through it all,
Observing everything as usual,
Till the child came across something
That this child had never seen before.

An energy aura cleanser.

This woman had no booth,
But wandered around the campus fair grounds,
Inviting anyone near her,
To come forth and have their “energy cleansed” by her.

My child stood back and watched,
As a student was just finishing getting her aura ‘cleansed’ by this woman.

There were demons
That swirled around this woman,
Demons that went forth and attacked the person,
Sucking their energy from them,
Forming it into some kind of glowing orb ball,
(reminiscent of those colorful-swirling rubber balls one can get in a vending machine for fifty cents, but way bigger,)
And then feeding it into the spirit of the woman.

“Ah, yes!,” she exclaimed, now I can feel your energy!
It needs to be released and flowing!”

The woman then placed her hands upon the student,
(the woman’s hands, and especially her fingertips, were covered with a heavy dark substance that was very black, and it was this substance, that seemed to provide the opening doorway for the evil spirits to enter into the student to whom she was touching,) and the student’s glowing ball of colorful aura that had been fed into this woman just moments before by the demons, Was now taken back out from this woman by those same demons, along with some of the spirits already in the woman, and then with their hands, the demons then swirled the different kinds (and colors) of spirits together into another now different ball of aura,
And then threw it back into the student.

This was all done by the demons,
Who used the woman to initiate the needed touch and catch phrases for the spiritual exchange to take place.

As the woman finished with the student,
She looked around and quickly found my child.

“You there!,” she cried out to my kid,
“I can SEE your energy! Come! Let me cleanse it for you!”

At this, the demons working this woman,
Rushed forward and tried to attack my child.

But the demons were never able to get close enough to my child, to retrieve any of my child’s spirit,
For the angels that surrounded my child
Were large and several in number,
and they were VERY, VERY ANGRY.
They hissed as they attacked the demons who were trying to come near. They used their huge bright shields to cover my child, and held out their flaming swords towards the swirling demons in the air. But it was with their own hands, that the angels attacked these demons, using their blindingly white light that emanated from their own hands,
And they quickly formed their own orbs of blinding white power,
And slung them one right after the other at the demons.

These demons reminded my child of the Buddha demons that our family had once fought off, when we allowed that porcelain sculpture of a Buddha god into our home. Except this time, the demons were not as powerful as those were.
They also felt different than the Roman Catholic spirits, who usually gave off great waves of irritability as a warning when this child got too close to something strongly Catholic.

The demons retreated back into the woman,
And my child quickly said a most emphatic “No!,”
As the woman continued to ask my child if she could please cleanse my child’s aura. My child said no a few more times in answer to her persistence, till the woman shrugged and moved her attention on to another student who was walking her way.

Afterwards, my child told me that they (the angels and the child,) would still rather go up against demons like those, versus the demons that are found in those who actively worship satan. The demons of satan worshipers are the WORST to fight off. Not that they are so hard to battle against, but more that the demons that reside within them, are more vile and disgusting to confront. The angels also hiss more, and quickly ground their teeth at such demons, and eagerly await the right to attack those demons, if they were to be stupid enough to try and attack them.

Most of the demons that are seen on campus by this child, usually stick to the person that they are ‘haunting’, and for the most part, do not try to jump from person to person. It saddens this child of mine, to see so many people, unbelievers, walking around with their demons, unaware of just what is tailing them. Some, if the person’s end was to come at that moment, would be quickly dragged down to hell by the demons already attached to them. This child has described the campus to me, as “a walking future graveyard”. True believers, are easy to see, for they have a bright white aura around them that is clear to discern amongst all the surrounding spiritual darkness.

Dreams of Dunamis, Dreams of Dunamis 43 Comments [7/27/2015 3:16:14 AM]
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Quote# 111182

On the news that the Keppler Space Telescope has detected Earth-type planets:

'Only the alienated from God believe in aliens.'

Steve53, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [7/27/2015 3:15:37 AM]
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Quote# 111175

Incoming Light Energy Upgrades

An Unexpected Rest Stop

Yesterday morning in the middle of a steady rain I repeatedly received the message to go outside and mediate with the elm tree in our backyard. I did my best to ignore it but finally realized there was a message awaiting me, so out I went. After settling myself comfortably between two hostas with my back against the elm tree I relaxed into the moment. Much to my surprise I became aware of a symphony of sounds around me; the rain hitting the leaves, water dripping from one leaf to another and onto the hostas, and drips on my hat chiming in. The rhythmic cadence of the water drops almost put me to sleep. I became aware of a great joy enveloping me. I passed my hands a few inches over each of the hostas and joy radiated through me.

More Than Meets the Eye

My first thought was the plants were happy to be receiving a much needed drink after a few weeks of hot, dry weather. That was only part of it, I was told. Yes, the plants, trees, and grass were grateful for the rain but they were happier with the message that came with it. The Information Highway of the universe is Light. Light conducts more than just energy; it conducts information as well, information that affects our DNA, our brain and our intuition. We, like the universe, are made of light. It makes sense that light is able to communicate with us on many levels rather than just through our eyes. The Earth not only receives messages directly from the Sun but sunlight also infuses the water in clouds with the same information. As that rain falls down and is absorbed by the Earth this information is transmitted to roots and all life below the surface. Underground there is a huge communication network consisting not just of plant and tree roots but also of aquifers, rivers and seas. The information in the water is transmitted throughout the Earth via this network.

Hunab Ku

The plants were joyful about was the information they had begun receiving from the Central Sun of the multiverse, the Hunab Ku. This light has been traveling from the center of the universe for several years spreading its message along the way. The energetic upgrades and rise in consciousness that have been long awaited, discussed, argued about and even denied are, according to the joy filled plants, beginning to take place now as more and more of the Hunab Ku’s Light reaches us. That is definitely a reason to be excited and joyful.

What Can You Do?

According to Mother Earth, via the tree and plant network, the best way to prepare for these energetic upgrades is to be in your heart, full of love and joy for all life and to accept this new energy naturally. Do not over think this, fear it or even try to control it. Just allow it to happen. Let yourself to become one with all life on Mother Earth and enjoy this new perspective. Your life will change for the better in ways you cannot yet imagine.

Steve Clayton, in5d 30 Comments [7/27/2015 3:11:21 AM]
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Quote# 111174

Popular culture, as dictated by the mass media in Hollywood movies, popular television shows, the music industry, and news organizations, i.e. psychological Leftist propaganda, have made it a cultural sin to merely disagree with their positions, agendas, and proposed governmental legislation. Anyone who believes that these alternate sexualities are perverse and evil are immediately shunned. Not only that, but those who do not positively celebrate these actions are immediately vilified and opposed without a second thought. An example of this is the Leftist outcry that came after the suicide of Joshua Alcorn. Everyone on the Left blamed Alcorn’s parents for his suicide, since this teenage boy wanted to mutilate his genitalia in order to pretend to be a girl. Rather than following the emotional whims of a psychologically unstable adolescent, Alcorn’s parents sought to help Joshua not by mutilating his penis, but by seeking the advice of psychological professionals and the help of their local church community. This was a completely unacceptable response according to people like Dan Savage, who immediately called for the legal prosecution of Alcorn’s parents in light of Joshua’s suicide. In essence, Savage calls for the imprisonment of parents who refuse to pay for genital-mutilating surgery, but who rather prefer to seek the counsel of professional psychologists and close friends to address their adolescent’s problems.

Those who have a similar mindset to Savage possess this mindset in part because of the culture cliche, “follow your heart” and “be yourself.” Savage makes a career in part by encouraging adolescents to engage in sexual perversity and to make life choices which involve rebelling against their parents and their biological sex. These actions ought to be encouraged, because they have been appropriated to fulfill our culture’s moral standards to “be yourself.” Individuality ought to be praised, uniqueness ought to be praised, and therefore a young man who wants to be a girl has the right to become a girl. Even though it was impossible, Joshua Alcorn decided to define himself in terms of being a woman, and therefore any actions taken to achieve this unattainable goal – including expensive genital mutilating surgery that doesn’t actually make him a woman – is praiseworthy. Since his parents did not support Joshua’s impossible desires, cultural Leftists perceive them as moral monsters.

Blakodeel, Deal of Theology 21 Comments [7/27/2015 3:03:22 AM]
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Quote# 111173

Every American that stands for "tolerance" of ALL religions needs to understand religious freedom can never supersede fundamental constitutional freedom (life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness). If we allow that we can allow anything--including infiltration of those seeking our decimation--all under the guise of "religious freedom".

Fundamental rights cannot be taken away by any “religion”. The Constitution, therefore, can only offer protection for religions that are accordant with the fundamental rights (life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness) The Constitution was set up to protect, otherwise The Constitution could actually offer protection to a religion that sets itself up to destroy The Constitution. That would be self-defeating. It's absurd to think that our founders would frame our Constitution, in all its genius, in such a self-defeating way. The Constitution cannot be self-defeating (i.e. if The Constitution was self-defeating, we would have no objective and legitimate point of reference to protect our Civil Rights).

If any so called “religion” does not respect the fundamental rights outlined in our Constitution then that religion does not get the protection of The Constitution. In other words, the religion has delegitimized itself from The Constitution and any rights that come from The Constitution. Islam does not respect the fundamental rights outlined in our Constitution; therefore, Islam has delegitimized itself from The Constitution and any rights that come from The Constitution.

In summary, the argument goes something like this:

P1: All religions protected by the Constitution are religions that are compatible with The Constitution; more specifically, religions that respect life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness--these are fundamental rights that cannot be taken away by any religion.

P2: If any so called “religion” does not respect the fundamental rights outlined in our Constitution then that religion does not get the protection of the Constitution. In other words, the religion has delegitimized itself from The Constitution and any rights that come from The Constitution.

P3: Islam does not respect the fundamental rights outlined in our Constitution.

Conclusion: Therefore, Islam has delegitimized itself from The Constitution and any rights that come from The Constitution.

James Johnson, Charisma News 29 Comments [7/27/2015 3:03:10 AM]
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Quote# 111171

This is Free Republic. Our mission here is to fight against the America-hating, God-hating, capitalism-hating, abortionist/homosexualist leftist revolutionaries and marxist/fascist totalitarians who are hellbent on destroying our constitution, our religious freedom, our economic freedom, our Judeo-Christian way of life and the America we love.

Pro-life, pro-family, conservative Catholics, Protestants and Jews are not the enemy. All pro-life, pro-family pro-America believers in our one true Judeo-Christian God are our guests, friends and allies in this effort, so please quit attacking your allies!

Your attacks are not going to convert anyone.

Please save your ammunition for the enemy.

We’re on a mission from God. We’re putting the country back together.

If you do not agree with our mission and do not wish to cooperate with our efforts, then please log off and post somewhere else.

Thank you all very much!

God bless.

Jim Robinson, Free Republic  28 Comments [7/26/2015 8:09:25 AM]
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Quote# 111170

(On the American Humanist Association)

The AHA, as well as all Humanists and Atheists, are not neutral toward religion. They are anti-religion. They are liars and antichrists who continue to spread their deceit among students in public schools. They sound reasonable and objective, but their spirits are filled with the Darkness of Sin, and the Devil uses them to fool students into believing the Lie.

Judgement is coming.

FoJC_Forever, Christian News Network 28 Comments [7/26/2015 8:08:45 AM]
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Quote# 111169

(continuing to fight against evolution begin a fact)

There are no websites with iron-clad, indisputable evidence - because there is none. There are "millions" of websites touting Bigfoot, but I've never seen one. You're no different than the dingbats that think they were abducted by aliens, your blind faith is so strong you wouldn't know the truth if it dropped on your head. Hacking on the faith of others doesn't prove your own, and tens of thousands more children died at the hands of mainstream pharmaceutically run "medicine" than have by "faith healing" parents.

Oboehner, Christian News Network 24 Comments [7/26/2015 8:08:39 AM]
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Quote# 111168

When homosexuals decided they wanted scouting organizations that affirmed their lifestyle, why didn't they form their own organizations for boys and girls? Why did they decide to bring harassing law suits to try to force existing scouting groups to give in to their ungodly demands? The reason is simple: they wish to erase the Christian foundation of all such private organizations. What they are doing with Scouting is just a part of their overall assault on the Christian heritage of our nation.


I am literally appalled by the BSA's consideration of allowing homosexuals to serve as Scout leaders. Talk about letting the foxes in the hen house!

I know the danger first hand. In 1953 while I was en route to the Boy Scout Third National Jamboree in California, a homosexual Scout leader from Ft. Hood, Texas attempted to molest me. Court proceedings in recent years have revealed that the BSA has covered up many such molestations for years. I can only hope that if the BSA adopts Bill Gates' recommendation, the organization will be covered up with law suits by the parents of young men who end up being molested.

Dr. David R. Reagan, The Christ in Prophecy Journal 18 Comments [7/26/2015 7:13:42 AM]
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Quote# 111167

While this [the Rapture] will be deliverance for His people, can you imagine the impact on our nation, let alone the world, when suddenly every single authentic Christian disappears?

Institutions will collapse. Banks will close. The Stock Market will plunge. Planes will fall out of the sky. Cars will crash on the road. Government in America at every level will disintegrate. Families will be torn apart. In the unprecedented turmoil, our nation will be vulnerable for our enemies to seize the moment and attack us. There will be mass chaos, confusion, fear, grief, despair, anger, threats, danger... judgment.

Anne Graham Lotz, The Christ in Prophecy Journal 39 Comments [7/26/2015 7:13:05 AM]
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Quote# 111165

[T]he other day, my husband showed me a picture on his phone of a beautiful woman in a seductive pose on the cover of Vanity Fair.

I know what you're thinking: "Mujer, what is your husband doing looking at such pictures?" You're right. I asked him the same thing. He explained that he gets the top 9 news stories every day automatically, and this happened to be one of them. "So, what's news about this woman?" I asked him.

It's not a woman. It's Bruce Jenner," he said.


He/she is not a complete woman, if you get what I mean. Actually, his transformation isn't the point of the article. What really gets me is not what he did, but how the world reacted to it.


As far as I know, there has not been one condemnation of what he has done. To really emphasize the pathetic erosion of morality that is going on in the western world, none other than Caitlyn himself has said in his upcoming documentary: "I am the new normal."

This statement is the essence of the problem. We live in a world that is sliding down a giant spiral which seems to be headed into a gehinnom-like abyss. There is no right and wrong anymore. What was seen as inappropriate behavior just 15-20 years ago is now glorified as "progressive life choices" or whatever politically correct term people can come up with.

Why are we supporting such behavior? Jews around the world! Is this the way Hashem wants us to live?? That we should be happy for people that want to live in debauchery, completely controlled by their physical desires? What about our Torah, our Divine guide to life? Does it say somewhere, "Thou shalt support whatever perversion people come up with, because thou art too afraid to say otherwise"?

Jews! What kind of morals are you teaching your children? What happened to right and wrong? This is how you want your children to grow up? Thinking that a man can turn into a woman, because he feels that Hashem made a mistake??? Why are we not teaching children that Hashem knows what He's doing, and if He puts a female soul inside a man's body, it is because that is what the soul needs for its correction?


We should be crying for our children. They don't realize what an injustice they've been done. We have literally murdered their innocence. So many children these days have such a jaded look in their eyes. Where has the pure child gone? Are there more than a handful of children over ten years old who still don't know anything about sex?

Racheli Reckles, Breslev.co.il 22 Comments [7/26/2015 6:53:05 AM]
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Quote# 111164

Catholic priests exorcise the ENTIRE country of Mexico as it seeks to drive out demons causing drug crime and violence

[..] Father José Antonio Fortea, the Spanish exorcist and demonologist, told the Catholic News Agency that the ceremony, held on May 20, that 'this rite of exorcism, beautiful and liturgical, had never before taken place in any part of the world'.

The aim of the ceremony was to drive out demons that had been tempting the people of Mexico to sin.

Roman Catholic Church/ Father Jose Fortea, Daily Mail 24 Comments [7/26/2015 6:52:42 AM]
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