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Quote# 106060

Hello folks, running the Fundie of the Year awards over here.

Voting runs through 2/7. Get your vote in while it counts.

The Administration, FOTY 0 Comments [1/31/2015 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 106039

Rabbi Levin: Hurricane: Global Warming or G-d’s Warning?

Tens of billions in losses, 50 dead, scientists say that Sandy is the worst N.Y. hurricane in 800 years! Some insurance policies still call this kind of occurance an ACT OF G-D. But where are our religio-conservative leaders to interpret what’s happening?

Remember when Dr. Falwell and Dr. Pat Robertson attributed 9/11 to the homosexual agenda and abortion? Guess our leaders have a huge problem doing that now.

After all, the dirty secret they don’t tell us is that Romney supports homosexual adoption and Boy Scout leaders, homosexualization of the military, “domestic partnerships”/civil unions, homosexual K-12 mandated school curricula, homosexual youth day proclaimations, $50 taxpayer funded abortion in Massachussetts, and the list goes on.

[...]

Here’s a traditional Jewish/Torah approach to the hurricane and the election:
1-G-d multitasks. There are probably various reasons for the hurricane. Each person should repent for his/her personal shortcomings.
2-Days after same gender marriage began in New York, we were hit by Hurricane Irene. Days before the national election, (no significant repentance in NY or anywhere in the US,) Hurricane Sandy hits, further damaging our fragile economy. In 2 days: An earthquake in California, an “almost” tsunami in Alaska, Hawaii and Hurricane Sandy in the East. Sleep on…
3-Daily, millions of Jews recite Psalms 147 & 148: (147)”He who dispatches His utterance earthward; how swiftly His Commandment runs! He who gives snow…scatters frost…hurls His ice…before His cold, who can stand?...He blows His wind…the water flows…”

[...]

What should G-d fearing people do?

A. Repent personal and communal transgressions.
B. Defeat pro-homosexual union legislation and referenda especially in the states of Maine, Maryland, Minnesota and Washington.
C. Do not vote for any candidate who supports an anti-G-d or anti-family agenda or legislation.

If Obama wins and the Senate is Republican, they can act as a strong loyal opposition, hindering much of the Obama agenda. However, if Romney (a wolf in sheep’s clothing) wins, even a Republican Congress will not significantly oppose Romney’s anti-family efforts. The results would be morally and spiritually catastrophic. It could be the end of the religio-conservative movement!

D. Urge your conservative and religious leaders to speak out and lead!

Forward this statement to your e-mail lists and urge them to do the same. We must defend His values.

Rabbi Yehuda Levin, RabbiLevin.com 9 Comments [1/27/2015 4:30:07 AM]
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Quote# 106036

(Regarding a news article suggesting that NASA found DNA, or some of the building blocks of it, in space)

finding meteoritic trace amounts of these chemical compounds are tantamount to finding gold in sea water. just another nasa ploy to keep program funding's flowing, they're playing you like fiddle and you don't even know it.

snowtracks, AtheistForums.org 8 Comments [1/27/2015 4:22:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Stimbo
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Quote# 106035

Seriously, is there something mentally wrong with you? Thinking that a school full of sluts and frat stars getting slain by an incel is a bad thing is characteristic of a normalfag mindset. Our ONLY hope for ever getting to fuck multiple hot sluts is if there are enough incels in the western world who snap and cause bloodshed. It's the only way that sluts and alphas will realize and accept that there are serious consequences for allowing so many males to live their lives in misery.


NewGenious119, http://sluthate.com/ 11 Comments [1/27/2015 4:21:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Xaszatm
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Quote# 106034

"Gravity pulls things down. Therefore, down is natural. Airplanes are violations of nature and must be eliminated. Standing upright is immoral and counter gravity. Pushing people off cliffs is good!"

I was reading the evowiki and found this in their response to the creationist claim that neo-darwinism is the main cause for nazism, marxism, etc..

following the laws of gravity does nothing to help us as a species, but killing off the weak supposedly helps nature give us species that are more fit. In the creation model, this would not be the case since we believe natural selection to be what the litteral meaning of the word implies, a selection of DNA. It is not beneficial in the creation model, while it is in the evolutionnary model.


RichardT, creation wiki 9 Comments [1/27/2015 4:07:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony
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Quote# 106029

Were you aware that Tyrannosaurus Rex was not a meat eater? Yes, I am fully aware that every evolutionist, and Hollywood director insists that he was. But Christian scientists have recently discovered two things about T-Rex that proves we have all been lied to for quite some time. They found that the roots of T-Rex’s teeth were only 2 inches deep. That means, had he bit into the hide of another dinosaur in his day he would have lost all his teeth. When you compare the size of T-Rex and the fact his roots were only 2 inches deep, he couldn’t have possibly been able to break the hide of such animals as most evolutionists have him eating. His teeth would have broken off before he even broke the skin. Better yet, were you also aware that these same scientists took one of the teeth they dug up, cut it in half, and they actually found the teeth to be gorged with chlorophyll all the way to the center of the tooth. This confirms he never ate meat. Ever.

Unknown author, Remnant of God.org 14 Comments [1/27/2015 4:05:39 AM]
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Quote# 106025

Life had a beginning, and it was not a big bang and everything fell into place. How is it people are the same shade as dirt and vitamins and minerals and medicine are made from dirt and plants, every human being on the face of the earth have all there organs in the same place?

Missy, Y! answers 10 Comments [1/27/2015 4:03:30 AM]
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Quote# 106021

Mike Huckabee, doing his best to channel Dr. Jenna Jacobs, said in a recent interview with televangelist Jim Bakker that he doesn’t have any personal animus towards gay people, explaining that he opposes gay rights merely because that is what the Bible commands him to do.

Huckabee, who once called homosexuality “an aberrant, unnatural and sinful lifestyle” and demanded that the government quarantine people with HIV/AIDS, said he is offended that anyone thinks he is homophobic.

“The way that we’ve allowed words like tolerance, bigotry — what has happened to us, we allow ourselves to be called homophobic or bigoted, we’re not,” Huckabee told Bakker in the latest segment of their interview recent interview to be posted online. “We are just people who believe that there is a standard that was not ours, it was God’s, it was given to us and for us to change it we have to get his permission.”

This led Huckabee to rant against the public schools for undermining “core moral values” and teaching that America is an “evil, imperialistic nation,” telling Bakker that “it’s pretty frightening in that there are so many ways in which the education system is not educating but indoctrinating, it’s why we see so many parents who are going to homeschool or pulling their children out of government-operated school.”

Bakker also talked with Huckabee about how the former governor had many gay employees at Fox News and “gay people visit in your home,” proving that he is “not a hater.”

“We’re not trying to outlaw anybody, we’re not trying to cut back anybody, all we’re saying is, we want to believe the word of the Bible that we believe to be the word of the living God,” Bakker said.

Huckabee then took the opportunity to call on conservative Christians to get involved in politics to fight the War on Christmas and gay rights: “We’re involved when the government says you can’t have a nativity scene, you can’t sing Christmas carols. We’re already involved when we’re told that we can’t have a marriage ceremony that is limited to one man, one woman. We’re already involved when a photographer is told that she’s going to have to take photos of a same-sex wedding or a caterer is told that she’ll have to do a same-sex wedding cake.”

Mike Huckabee, Right Wing Watch 39 Comments [1/26/2015 4:05:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Scolipendra
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Quote# 106020

Oklahoma Republican state Rep. Sally Kern has introduced three bills targeting gay people. Were all three to become law it would be nearly impossible for members of the LGBT community to safely exist in the Sooner State.

HB1599, the Preservation and Sovereignty of Marriage Act, would literally defund same-sex marriage.

"No employee of this state and no employee of any local governmental entity shall officially recognize, grant or enforce a same-sex marriage license and continue to receive a salary, pension or other employee benefit at the expense of taxpayers of this state,” the bill reads. "No taxes or public funds of this state shall be spent enforcing any court order requiring the issuance or recognition of a same-sex marriage license," it adds.

Kern, who invokes religion frequently and penned a book titled The Stoning of Sally Kern: The Liberal Attack on Christian Conservatism--and Why We Must Take a Stand, labels the need for her law an "emergency."

"It being immediately necessary for the preservation of the public peace, health and safety, an emergency is hereby declared to exist, by reason whereof this act shall take effect and be in full force from and after its passage and approval."

Her second bill attacking gay people is the Freedom to Obtain Conversion Therapy Act. HB1598 is aimed at ensuring parents are legally enabled to force their children to undergo therapy based on junk science and religion that most major medical organizations have labeled harmful, dangerous, and ineffective.

"The people of this state have the right to seek and obtain counseling or conversion therapy from a mental health provider in order to control or end any unwanted sexual attraction, and no state agency shall infringe upon that right," it reads. "Parents may obtain such counseling or therapy for their children under eighteen (18) years of age without interference by the state."

Ex-gay, reparative, or conversion therapy is known to cause depression and may increase the risk of suicide.

Kern's third bill, HB1597, would allow broad discrimination encoded into the law. A take on the increasingly popular Religious Freedom Restoration Acts that are sweeping the country in the wake of legalized same-sex marriage, Kern's legislation specificaly targets LGBT people for discrimination.

"No business entity shall be required to provide any services, accommodations, advantages, facilities, goods or privileges related to any lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender person, group or association," it reads.

Under Kern's bill, anyone can discriminate against LGBT people for any reason at all, or for no reason at all.

An LGBT person could literally be shunned by their entire town, unable to purchase food, rent or buy a home, buy a car, gasoline, insurance, clothing, or even electricity. They could find no doctor in their town will provide medical attention. If an LGBT person were to have a heart attack, a private ambulance service or EMT could legally refuse to assist or take him or her to the hospital. That hospital, if private, could legally refuse them service under Kern's law.

Kern has a long history of targeting and attacking the LGBT community. She has characterized gays as "dangerous," "sinful," and as "an enemy who wants to destroy us," and said gays have hijacked freedom and equality "to destroy the future of America." She has claimed that gays and homosexuality are "more dangerous" than terrorists and labeled same-sex marriage "debauchery." Kern in 2011 was officially rebuked for racist and misogynistic comments he made on the House floor.

Sally Kern, The New Civil Rights Movement 54 Comments [1/26/2015 4:01:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Scolipendra
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Quote# 106014

Former Fox News host Mike Huckabee said on Thursday that if he was elected president then he would have “God’s blessing” to fight a so-called “secular theocracy” that had been imposed by atheists.

During an appearance on the Christian Life Today program, Huckabee told televangelist James Robinson that he was considering a 2016 presidential bid because the country needed to become a “God-centered nation that understands that our laws do not come from man, they come from God.”

“It’s the natural law of God,” the former Arkansas governor said, adding that he was not calling for a theocracy.

“We have a theocracy right now,” Robinson interrupted. “It’s a secular theocracy.”

“That’s it,” Huckabee agreed. “It’s a humanistic, atheistic, even antagonistic toward Christian faith. And that’s what we need to understand. Our basic, fundamental rights are being robbed from us, taken from us piece by piece.”

At the conclusion of the program, Robinson said that people should pray that whoever was president would “keep God in the center of their focal point.”

“Absolutely,” Huckabee remarked. “And whether it’s me or someone else, and I do ask people to pray. For me, this is not just a political or financial decision, it is a spiritual decision.”

“You know, the only thing worse than not being elected president would be to be elected president without God’s blessing,” he observed. “I can’t think of a worse place in the world to be than in the Oval Office without God’s hand upon you. I’d rather not get near the place.”

“But if that’s a purpose, so be it. And that’s my prayer.”

Mike Huckabee & James Robinson, Raw Story 40 Comments [1/26/2015 3:57:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 106009

One of the most important concepts a parent can teach a child is the value of logical thinking. Logic helps a child to challenge and to test new ideas, preventing him from simply being swept along by his emotions. Unfortunately, the trend in our culture is for people to let themselves be ruled by their feelings and not by logic. [...] For example, we have seen that pro-"gay" propaganda is intellectually very shallow, yet many non-homosexuals are passionate defenders of the "gay" lifestyle. For many such defenders, whose ranks include a great many young people, the sole explanation for their pro-"gay" stance is their susceptibility to emotional manipulation. They have bought into the notion that "gays" are helpless victims, or confused "gays" with racial groups who are genuinely disadvantaged, and because of their reaction to these issues, preexisting emotions take over. Unfortunately, factual arguments have little impact on feelings-reliant people, so it is very difficult to persuade them of the truth once they have made an emotional commitment to a position.

Scott Lively, Seven Steps to Recruit-Proof Your Child 51 Comments [1/25/2015 5:07:45 PM]
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Quote# 106008

One effective response to "Why do you hate homosexuals?" is to turn the tables on your opponent and immediately say "Here's a better question. Why do you hate my child?" If simple moral opposition to homosexuality is presumed to be evidence of hatred, it is certainly no less reasonable to suggest that pushing the destructive "gay" lifestyle on children is even better evidence of hatred. Another way to respond is to unmask the tactic for what it is. You respond, "You're trying to change the subject and plant the suggestion that any opposition to homosexuality is hateful. Opposition to homosexuality is not hateful and I'm not going to let you change the subject. The subject is..."

Scott Lively, Seven Steps to Recruit-Proof Your Child 19 Comments [1/25/2015 5:07:33 PM]
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Quote# 106007

Don't Be Complacent

When a child voices personal questions about the possibility of being "gay" to school officials, the parents may never hear about it. The child is often referred to outside "gay" counseling centers run by active homosexuals. Such "gay" centers are the equivalent of military recruiting offices whose purpose is to draw young people into the gay lifestyle. These centers often distribute literature filled with graphic sexual imagery, including drawings and photographs of men engaged in oral and anal sodomy and of more bizarre perversions with names like "rimming" and "fisting." If you think this kind of thing is a rarity in homosexual literature, pick up any "gay" newspaper or magazine and thumb through it. (If you don't know where to find one, check your local big-city library or community center - these publications will often be very prominent among the stacks of free newspapers, and are usually very accessible to children.)

Often the first time parents hear about a child's gender identity problem is when the child or young person confesses it to them or "comes out." This, of course, usually occurs long after the "gay" identity has solidified in the young person's mind. For many people, once this has occurred, it is too late. Once a person has been drawn in by the cult-like seductiveness of the "gay" lifestyle, with its many reinforcements, he or she is statistically likely to remain in that lifestyle - despite all of the misery that attends it. This is why parents must act before their child is recruited. You must act now to protect your child from homosexuality.

Scott Lively, Seven Steps to Recruit-Proof Your Child  32 Comments [1/25/2015 5:07:04 PM]
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Quote# 106006

When I speak to young people's groups about evolution, I make the point that if evolution is true there is really nothing wrong with bullying; it is just the natural consequence of survival of the fittest.

George J., Creation Ministries International 42 Comments [1/25/2015 5:06:43 PM]
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Quote# 106003

I wonder how many Jewish people have longed to be NOT chosen.
No group of people have been more persecuted.
You see, they were not chosen to be some kind of "Special" above others entity.
The chosen-ness has to do with purpose.
It has been like a target on their back for a very long time.
Satan knows if he can destroy that people- the prophecies die and his doom is put off.
The Spanish inquisition, the Catholic one, Satan's man Hitler, were all shots at this.
Now Islam raises it's ugly head against them. 
Bad timing for Islam.

On America, just like ancient Israel, when they walked uprightly for a time- they prospered.
America has prospered. 
But there is a two edged sword to it just as there is a duality for the Jews.
Americas have chosen a president according to their sin.
Because of where we are in time- this last presidential choice has ramifications beyond previous selections.

If one tenth of what I have shown occurs- we both can chalk it up to chance.
If most of it happens, tough choices need to done.

professor, AtheistForums.org 14 Comments [1/25/2015 5:05:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Stimbo
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Quote# 106002

Really? Do I really have to state the obvious? ...There should be a “double standard”. It is absolutely not the same thing when an older women has sex with a teenage boy as compared to when an older man has sex with a teenage girl. It is not the same... everyone knows that it is not the same... and yet we have all of these disingenuous arguments from people who are deliberately ignoring reality.

Would it really be better if the kid was having sex with a girl his own age? Really? Do I really have to point out that is a very common situation these days. And it has likely been a common situation for all of history. My wife and I have a friend who is now 18 who impregnated a girl his own age when he was 15. Believe me, it has not been a good situation for anyone involved. I only wish that he could have had a teacher who might have given him an outlet for his sexual desires.

The reality that everyone is aware of is that most young men are extremely horny at 15 while most girls at 15 are taken by romantic fantasies and/or looking for acceptance? Many 15 year old “boys” force themselves on girls there own age or coerce them by other means. At least this woman was giving one horny 15 year old an outlet that most likely kept him from having sex with a girl his own age. She obviously has a screw loose, but she doesn’t deserve jail time... she should probably get a collective thank you from the girls his own age who he would have been having sex with instead.


Fireman15, FreeRepublic 18 Comments [1/25/2015 5:05:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Menomaru
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Quote# 106001

ABSOLUTE PROOF LIBERALS & DEMOCRATS ARE MENTALLY ILL
LIBERALS: ... Abortion is GOOD, Executing convicted Murderers is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Getting Robbed & Murdered is GOOD, Owning a Gun is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... High Energy Prices are GOOD, Drilling for Oil and Gas is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Islam is GOOD, Christianity is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Higher Taxes are GOOD, Lower Taxes are BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Communism is GOOD, Capitalism is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Protecting minnows is GOOD, Giving Farmers Water is BAD!
LIBERALS: ... Gay 'Marriage' is GOOD, Traditional Marriage is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Black People are GOOD, White People are BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Welfare is GOOD, Working for a living is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... illegal Aliens are GOOD, Americans are BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Sharia Law is GOOD, The U.S. Constitution is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Homosexuals are GOOD, Christians are BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Teaching Kids about Sex is GOOD, Teaching about God is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Teaching Evolution is GOOD, Teaching Creationism is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Atheism is GOOD, Believing in God is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... The Mutant Federal Government is GOOD, Freedom is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Traitors are GOOD, Patriotic Veterans are BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Anti-American Communist Obama is GOOD, Bush is BAD!!
LIBERALS: ... Burning Aborted Babies to produce Electricity is GOOD, Burning Coal is BAD!!
Isaiah 5:20 "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!" Isaiah 5:20

Arminius4537, Washington Post 44 Comments [1/25/2015 5:05:12 PM]
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Submitted By: LyingForJebus
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Quote# 106000

Sx years ago, Nigerian forces captured the leader of the extremist group Boko Haram and killed him in custody — a move that was to have far-reaching consequences.

Nigeria had exchanged a charismatic preacher named Mohammed Yusuf for the more radical and violent leader, Abubakar Shekau, who steered the movement down a murderous path. His fighters cut the throats of schoolboys, abducted schoolgirls, seized a slice of northeastern Nigeria and finally threatened to spill war across borders to other West African nations.

In his latest video, released Tuesday, Shekau says God commanded that his fighters massacre hundreds of people in the town of Baga in northeastern Nigeria this month in an attack described by human rights groups as the worst so far by the militants.

In a few short years, Shekau has ruthlessly transformed Boko Haram from a militia that mainly attacked army posts and police stations to one that has launched suicide bombings across the country, targeting civilians in markets, bus stations and clubs. Its fighters have swept into dozens of northeastern villages this past year, massacring civilians and burning houses and shops.

He gained global notoriety last year with his menacing grin, as he boasted about abducting 276 schoolgirls whom he vowed to sell as slaves. And along the way his group gained significant resources and arms, often able to outgun Nigeria’s military.

Claiming responsibility for this month’s massacre, Shekau said in the video on YouTube that the devastation in Baga was nothing compared to future attacks he was planning.

“We are the ones who fought the people of Baga, and we have killed them with such a killing as he [God] commanded us in his book,” said Shekau, as Nigeria and its neighbors struggled to deploy a regional force to confront the violent Islamist group.

“This is just the beginning of the killings,” he said. “What you've just witnessed is a tip of the iceberg. More deaths are coming.”

Satellite images released last week show thousands of houses in Baga and neighboring Doron Baga burned down in the attack. An accurate count of how many were killed has not been reached, but estimates range from several hundred to 2,000 people.

More than 7,500 people fled the assault that began Jan. 3, according to the United Nations. Survivors described Boko Haram gunmen shooting people on sight, or dragging them from their homes and killing them.

Shekau, once a headache for Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan, now has the presidents of several neighboring countries alarmed — and angry that Nigeria failed to curb the terrorist group earlier. Boko Haram has attacked villages in Cameroon, recruited fighters from several countries and raised the threat of a devastating regional conflict.

Shekau’s birthplace is variously reported as a remote Nigerian village in Yobe state or the neighboring nation of Niger. His parents were peasants. He studied under an Islamic cleric and later attended the Borno State College of Legal and Islamic Studies, where he took Islamic studies and Arabic.

As a student, Shekau was radicalized, became interested in Boko Haram and “began to be abrasive and radical, shunning other students and keeping company of his fellow sect members,” a fellow student, Kayam Bulama, said in an interview last year.


Under his leadership, Boko Haram has wreaked mayhem and chaos in northeastern Nigeria, destroying the economy and agriculture as farmers flee their land, choking off trade between Niger, Nigeria and Cameroon and attacking secular schools. The group, which opposes democracy, is poised to undermine Nigerian elections due next month, with dozens of towns and villages under its control.

The group’s ultimate goal is to impose an Islamic state in Nigeria based on a fundamentalist interpretation of Islam.

In this week’s video, Shekau taunted West African leaders who are working to deploy the regional force, and mocked Niger's president, Mahamadou Issoufou, who took part in a recent rally of world leaders in Paris showing solidarity after the terrorist attack on the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo.

Baga was to be the headquarters of the 2,800-strong regional force, which was supposed to be launched in November after an agreement involving Nigeria, Niger, Chad and Cameroon. But before the Jan. 3 attack on Baga, Niger’s soldiers had departed and the Chadian forces had not yet been deployed, leaving Nigerian forces to confront the militants alone and further undermining trust among the neighbors.

Chad sent a force to Cameroon last weekend to help prevent the Boko Haram insurgency from spreading across the region, and the African Union is due to discuss a proposed regional force next week.

Ghanian President John Dramani Mahama, chairman of the Economic Community of West African States, told Reuters news service that the African Union might take over the planned multinational force.

“I do believe that dealing with it collectively is a much better way to go about it, because the threat of Boko Haram goes beyond Nigeria. As you can see currently there are attacks taking place in Cameroon, there have been incidents in Niger and so it is not a Nigerian problem only,” Mahama told local journalists during a visit Wednesday to Germany.

“Terrorism is like a cancer and if we don't deal with it, it will keep going. It threatens everybody in the sub-region. When it comes to terrorism nobody is too far or too near,” he told Reuters last week.

“The increase in strength of Boko Haram reflects our slowness and our inability to put up a robust response,” Niger’s foreign minister, Mohamed Bazoum, told journalists last week.

When Boko Haram seized Baga, it took over the military base, along with weapons and ammunition. Shekau flaunted an arsenal of sophisticated weaponry in the YouTube video and said he was ready for any attack.

“Kings of Africa, you are late,” he said. “I challenge you to attack me even now. I'm ready.”

Abubakar Shekau, LA Times 11 Comments [1/25/2015 5:04:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Naturalistic Worldview
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Quote# 105999

Commenting on an article posted to the group entitled "I’m tired of suppressing myself to get along with white people":

After reading the article from the young black woman who admitted she just wanted to be with her black community. I thought to myself. Isn't that what the young white woman was doing when she chose NOT to worry about what was going on in Ferguson? How come she can't do that?

Why can't the whites be "intentional ignorant" of the problems in the black community if they want to?

We can't solve the problems within the black community. We didn't create it.

The problems have to be solved by the black community. Starting with the MEN who won't marry the women they knock up and aren't around to help bring up the child in a good environment.

Blaming whitey and being jealous of the white community is not going to solve their problems.

Many times whites don't want to be involved with the black community anymore than blacks want to be involved with the white community.

It does work both ways.

Which just proves that we aren't that different after all, right?

Many times blacks and whites get along just fine and learn to accept the differences and look for the similarities. Like their love for Christ. Once a person starts looking at others through Christ and start following his teaching, they don't see it as a white thing or a black thing.

There is no doubt that there is cultural difference and the whites should not be made to feel BAD about it either. They should not be made to feel bad if they are successful.

Many times the whites also feel tired of trying to please the blacks. It gets so bad now a days that the blacks can get away with things that the whites can't now. Like using the N word. Blacks don't lose their jobs for using that word and can even call whites Crackers..... with no retribution or fear of losing their jobs. This isn't right either, but most whites just over look it because it isn't something for them to get in an uproar over. We have enough of our own problems to worry about such things.

Heterosexuals feel the same way about the homosexual community. Most heterosexuals do not want to be around homosexuals and they don't want them around their children or grandchildren. No parents want their child to be homosexual or to think that this is normal. Yet this infuriates the homosexuals for us to feel this way.

Sometimes people just don't mix well together, due to their culture, their religions, their actions, their behaviors, sins, etc....

Just like non believers and Christians....

Even the Lord says: Therefore, "Come out from them and be separate, says the Lord.

We live in a fallen world, where things are just not the way they are supposed to be, but that doesn't mean that we have to put up with sin, evil, wickedness and trust everyone.

The Lord says to make a righteous judgment...otherwise there will be chaos.

Sandy




dlo_3us2001, Realabortiondebate 19 Comments [1/25/2015 5:31:22 AM]
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Quote# 105998

IMMIGRANTS ARE TOAST IN JERSEY!

You can leave the island with all the other non true locals who support people like Colin Storm backed by the Bailhache boys private oath to the Patroness of the UGLE and top UK mason as head of the minority C of E bretheren with other bretheren like the Le Marquands and many other immigrants who serve the Head of the C of E as head of the United Grand Lodge of England as locals like myself in the minority don't want immigrants to run our politics with over 30,000 Catholics including myself of the majority of local Christians opposed mostly by a minority of C oe E Masons who serve the Head of the C of E as Patroness of the United Grand Lodge of England the Bailhache boys their suits include immigrant stock Colin Storm who swears a private oath like suits from Planning to the Patroness of the UGLE and also she is the so callled Head of the Church of Satan as top Uk Mason meeting in 10 Duke Street in London near st James Palace backing the bretheren run JEP beano Jersey Evening Gambeano brothers run establishment brothers local rag run by other brothers serving not the Head oof the Catholic Church I serve with 30,000 local Christians but a bigot and top UK mason the Bailhache brothers told me they serve with brother Colin and suits from Planning to serve a Masonic satanic cabbal opposed to true Christianity I serve serving the son of GOD who is head of our Catholic Church who was ready to be crucified to prove he was the son of GOD and head of our true Christian church of locals in the majority. The so called rigged Constitutional changes are a farce to continue the true private oath run gentlemens multi millionaires club opposed to true Christianity and to true locals best interests to serve the true Cathollic faith serving a holy faith alleigance and not to the son of a bigot who has confessed being an adulteror and relation to the Duke of Kent who is Grandmaster of the UGLE my relations enemy as relation of the new Head of the UGLE a confessed adulteror and future Head of the C of E which supports a confessed adulteror as its future head my relations enemy as a non true Faith Christian an enemy of the True faith serving a Holy True Catholic Faith to serve one Master not a bigot and confessed sinner serving a Satanic cabbal run by recent immigrant stock of bretheren in league with bretheren from Jersey like the Bailache boys confessed to me they serve the Satanic Private oath to the Patroness of the UGLE and Head of the C of E minority of Christians in Jersey with a good 30,000 Catholics who serve a Holy Faith non Masonic Christian Master who will soon judge you for your folly supporting a bigot and adulteror of the True Holy Catholic Faith our alleigance as locals is to him alone as our true Master a Holyone

Anonymous, JERSEY'S EVENING PROPAGANDA 31 Comments [1/25/2015 5:30:54 AM]
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Quote# 105995

Let’s speak bluntly about abortion vis-a-vis the black community. The average American black, immersed in, sympathetic to and morally crippled by the rap/hip-hop culture, isn’t going to be moved or persuaded by the fact that Planned Parenthood was founded by the eugenicist Margaret Sanger specifically for the purpose of exterminating first and foremost blacks, and let it also be said, low-IQ whites. But Sanger’s main target for genocide was blacks – no question.

Here’s the crap-cutting: Today’s black culture is so degenerated that even when confronted with objective evidence of their own genocide, they will COOPERATE with it because the ability to have mindless, loveless, promiscuous quasi-animal sex without “being punished with a baby” trumps absolutely everything. Blacks in the west today WANT to kill the children they conceive every bit as much as their champagne-communist masters, and will happily crawl into bed with people who are explicitly and openly desirous of genociding the entire black race – SO LONG AS THEY CAN KEEP SCREWING MINDLESSLY.

You know I’m right. You know that Dr. Alvedea King is preaching to a cinderblock wall. And before you declare me a racist, remember that the entire point I’m trying to make is that there should be far, far, far MORE black people alive today than there are. The SMALLNESS of the black population in the west is a problem, and we wouldn’t be in this mess if our society was still Christian and people – ALL PEOPLE – were getting married and being blessed by God with big families.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 23 Comments [1/25/2015 5:28:52 AM]
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Quote# 105993

I see that there have been many protest marches and gatherings in France wherein people are holding up signs saying, “Je suis Charlie.” “I am Charlie.” Um, I’m not Charlie. These people were not the pillars of society or role models, as evidenced by their pro-sodomite blasphemy linked above. Satan frequently uses these multi-vectored attacks because one has to be able to process multiple datasets simultaneously AND identify and maintain the connections (and disconnections) between them. And, as we have discussed before, modern western man has been so dumbed-down and contra-educated that holding ONE premise and following a single-track logical progression is nearly impossible for most people today. In this case, we have to juggle multiple subjects and then tease out the truth and the morally upright position and reaction. Let’s see if we can do it.

A.) These people did not deserve to be murdered. Obviously.
B.) They are not martyr saints.
C.) Freedom of speech is not a “god” unto itself. Only God is God, and His rights trump ours. Americans, in particular, have a tendency to worship the Constitution and the American governmental paradigm, particularly with regard to the “rights of man” over and above God. Careful with that. It’s a very slippery slope.
D.) The issue here is islam, and the fault, blame and culpability for these murders lies squarely in the lap of islam and nowhere else. No excuses can be made, no justification can be fabricated, no quarter can be given. Islam cares not a whit about our arguments amongst ourselves regarding freedom of speech or anything else. All islam cares about is complete earthly submission to islam, and it will happily let us argue amongst ourselves while it slaughters us where we sit.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 17 Comments [1/25/2015 5:27:49 AM]
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Quote# 105992

Every year the President of the Unites States gives a report on the State of the Union. While it’s good to take stock of the condition of our nation, the glaring problem of the President’s address is that it misses the important truth about the real issues we face and their root causes.

Political correctness and secularism has eviscerated our ability to speak the truth and address the real moral issues of our day. But, with God’s help, we will not succumb to those temptations today. Too much is at stake to trifle with the future of our nation, the church and the souls of man to pander and obfuscate.

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While there remains a majority who believe in God and who have a positive view of faith, a small but militant minority is hell bent on destroying all vestiges of our Christian heritage. Marxist / Secularists have prosecuted their 100 year Cultural Jihad to infiltrate the media, education and politics, especially the courts, and impose their secular fundamentalism. The election and re-election of Barack Obama is sobering proof of their formidable influence. President Obama even told a group of Muslims in Cairo that America is not a Christian nation!

Liberals hate God, capitalism and the natural family and any institution, like the church, that supports them. But, after five years of the most left-leaning administration in our history, the wheels are coming off. The Obama Administration has jerked the reigns too hard.

Obama-care is a disaster. Prior to Obama-care’s passage, 90% of people were happy with their insurance. Rather than addressing the 10%, the Obama administration has blown up the whole system in an attempt to impose failed, socialistic healthcare on everyone. Now scandals, incompetence and deceit have taken their toll. 2014 will bring a huge course correction to the ship of state, and the Tea-Party movement, conservatives and “Tea-vangelicals” are poised to make significant electoral gains.

Gary Cass, Defend Christians 22 Comments [1/25/2015 5:27:44 AM]
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Quote# 105991

For the last two generations students from kindergarten through graduate school have been constantly inculcated with the atheistic, humanistic, materialistic view of evolution. This is poisonous fountain from which flows humanism in all its Anti-Christian forms; Communism; Fascism, Relativism. But the evidence from science against evolution is mounting.

Darwin’s theory that life started from simple forms and evolved into more complex forms is being refuted almost daily. The more we know, the more see even that even the simplest forms of life are irreducibly complex and filled with millions of bits of complex genetic code. Did you know the human body has approximately 60 billion bits of intricate genetic information, at least that until recently, it might be as high as 120 billion bits.

Time Magazine recently reported a research team at the University of Washington has discovered a second code hidden within our DNA written on top of the other. The first code describes how proteins are made, the second language instructs the cell on how genes are to be controlled. Do you think further research will find there to be more or less complexity?

Stephan Hawkin, one of the famous “new atheists,” concludes; “The odds against a universe like ours emerging out of something like the Big Bang are enormous. I think there are clearly religious implications.”

It’s a good thing the religion of evolution has been protected by the courts. If it had to stand on its own merits it collapses like a house of cards. It has done incalculable harm, but its days are numbered as a serious scientific theory.

Gary Cass, Defend Christians 28 Comments [1/25/2015 5:27:39 AM]
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Quote# 105990

ROK sure knows how to dwell into the abyss of nihilism. Hating women for their actions is like hating a fish for swimming. This behaviour that we are seeing is the physical manifestation of Eve. Eve was self-entitled, narcissistic and fell for the charms of a bad boy(Lucifer). Adam failed to keep his bitch in check and the rest was history. I'm not a devout Christian but I know wisdom when I read it. Women have always been decimated and desecrated. Hence the patriarchal systems of old institutionalized marriages and limited their freedoms to save them from themselves.

A free woman without a man to keep her in check is dangerous as she will always seek out the forbidden fruit e.g. bad boys, marxism etc. Now that we have governments that have practically nullified our abilities to keep these hoes in check, the Eve that dwells in every women has the perfect opportunity to be released and scorch the Earth.

Since most if not all of us here have no political and economic means to reverse the workings of the Cathedral, one has a variety of ways to adapt to the over-saturation of hoes in the world.

1. Become a pimp- Pussy has become such a worthless commodity, why not make a profit for yourself and turn out bitches to give you revenue. This not only meets your monetary needs but her needs to be mounted by as many cocks as humanly possible. Win-win for the both of you. * You need to be exceptional in behavioural and psychological manipulation

2. Be a player- Run through as many hoes as you can(use protection) and limit your investments(don't 'wine and dine' these hoes) . You can also form a team with other players to toss each other your used up hoes. I can vouch for this as it limits your dry spells by having a constant rotation of hoes that you can fuck.
*Take a break to recharge your batteries and spirituality

3.Celibacy- Avoid hoes altogether and channel your libido into a project, technological/business venture or in the expression of art(music, paintings, acting etc.)

Psquare, Return of Kings 20 Comments [1/25/2015 5:20:38 AM]
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