Quote# 5324

They will continue to spew their own tyranny on us and parade it before us all daily, until God brings history to its final day, and thus will end their foolsparade, and commence the revelation of their hate before the whole moral universe. Sadly.

Battered Angel, Christian Forums 6 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 44042

[The Rapture Retards begin to realize how stupid they look... sort of]

Can you imagine how nutso we must sound to the total unbeliever

Caver, RR 50 Comments [8/2/2008 3:21:44 AM]
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Submitted By: doomie22

Quote# 21539

[A response to a post about children's inability to give informed consent to sex with an adult]

A child, like any adult who is on the road to sexual self - actualisation does not need to be informed. We become informed through learning and we learn best as children.

Nor does a child have any innate need to consent. Without these morally complicating ideas that surround what is in fact a very simple and innately driven act at all levels, the notion of robotic contractual consent becomes as ludicrous as asking someone you know very well whether you can invade their 'personal space' to embrace them, or requiring a solid social contract before you bathe a child.

Castorama, IIDB 79 Comments [3/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 69307

Atheists use biology and religious studies classes to:

1. Instill the idea that man is just another animal
2. Suggest that Christianity is "just another religion," not inspired truth
3. Belittle those who hold viewpoints opposed to evolution, atheism, or liberalism in general
4. Establish that there are no 'absolute' morals, and belittle those who think there are
5. Hide the facts connecting atheism to crime, poor mental health, and suicide

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 51 Comments [1/3/2010 12:02:39 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 87378

Oh, it’s very simple. It’s absolutely very simple. I have a doctorate in sociology from NYU, and I know what the literature says. The literature is definitive. There is one gold standard, one gold standard for children. That is: there is no substitute for a marriage between a man and a woman. I want the law to discriminate against straight people who live together — I used to call it “shacking up,” but now it’s called cohabitation. I want the law to discriminate against all alternative lifestyles, against gays and unions. I want to promote and to put in a privileged position that institution of marriage between a man and a woman, which has been shown over and over to be the gold standard.

Bill Donohue, Think Progress 59 Comments [5/17/2012 2:55:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30

Quote# 5571

Listen, the science channel always has cosmologies on there. And they all agree with the astroid burning the earth. so im telling you what your evolutionist force-feed the world on the science channel. You need to show me evidence that the dinodaurs were all burnt to a crisp. I'm waiting

FEZZILLA, Christian Forums 5 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 91464

I asked a guy why he skipped "under God" in the Pledge of allegience and he said he didnt believe in god so I punch him right in the face. Suspended for a week but worth it lol. love jesus

[next post]

cant belive they suspend you thats what obama has turned this country into tho. keep your faith

Grant and Zak, Failblog 74 Comments [12/17/2012 4:37:59 AM]
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Submitted By: TB Tabby

Quote# 27323

Why wouldn't a formal policy of religious conversion, "de-Islamatization" if you will, work for a U.S. president that's got the guts, vision, leadership and ability to do it?

Ellis Washington, WorldNetDaily 41 Comments [7/16/2007 10:20:21 PM]
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Submitted By: The Watcher

Quote# 15328

Live and let live. Sounds good, doesn't it? But write for me, in, say, a
hundred words, what provisos you feel should restrict atheist behavior in
order to live and let live? What, if you were in my shoes. would you permit
to be betrothed upon the rest of us?

Objectively, you'll find that atheist action is too hit and miss to allow to
go unidentified.

Try to see it from our perspective.

For example, if you're in a movie theatre, you don't care whether the person
punching your ticket is an atheist. Why should you have to? It doesn't
matter, because atheism isn't that pervasive.

However, imagine one day you leave a child at daycare, and, because you
cannot always afford to spend your time guessing about atheists, you forget
to leave a note, and so the atheist daycare woman tries to breastfeed your
daughter while you're away, the Lord out of sight and out of mind.

Gordon, alt.atheism 57 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sgeo

Quote# 81964

The weather is in the news again and I've received a number of questions about it. With another 500 year flood along the Mississippi and the worst tornado season since the 50s people are once again wondering if God is judging us for our sins. So we can better understand what's going on here's some perspective on the issue.

Based on my study of the nature and power of God, I'm convinced the world was perfect when He finished creating it. After all He pronounced His work of creation good 7 times during the week in which He performed it and when He was finished He declared the whole project very good. I don't believe there was a single thing wrong with the way it worked. I think there was a world wide sub-tropical climate and every day was perfect. There were twelve thirty day months and a year was 360 days long. I think the leap years, storms, earthquakes, volcanoes and other natural disasters we're all too familiar with were unknown to Earth's earliest residents.

But when sin was introduced into the world things began to work differently, the way a computer program works differently after a virus has been introduced into it. And life on Earth really changed when that sin had to be judged. The world has literally never been the same since.

Paul confirmed this when he wrote that we humans are not the only ones in bondage due to sin. He said the creation itself eagerly awaits to be liberated from its bondage and has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth ever since it was subjected to frustration. (Romans 8:18-22)

We need to understand that when sin entered the world it knocked the finely tuned creation out of balance, and when God judged the world in the Great Flood it caused both short and long term consequences. As subterranean water broke through the Earth's surface, God collapsed the giant water canopy He had placed above the sky (Genesis 1:6-8) providing enough water to completely cover the earth's surface (Genesis 7:11-12, 18-19).

Jack Kelly, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [6/15/2011 9:08:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 92537

Technology has made the end times possible. As a result of the Enlightenment, followed by the Industrial Revolution, followed by our current progress in information/communication we have surpassed all previous gains historical or otherwise. That technology has ushered in the last days.

E.g., the "mark of the beast" (Rev 13:16-18, 14:9-11) would have been impossible even as late as the mid-20th. However, the exponential growth of computer technology in the last few decades has rendered it not only doable but inevitable. It makes a cashless economy possible, and once all transactions are carried by the computer networks, it is ridiculously simple to require "that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name" (Rev 13:17). Ever try to use a credit card that has been rejected for insufficient funds? The merchant swipes the card, his terminal talks to a computer perhaps thousands of miles away, and immediately the merchant is informed that the card can't be used.

And how long will it be before cards are obsolete, replaced by implanted microchips that serve as unfalsifiable personal IDs? Given the plague of identity theft, an alternative that eliminates it will be an easy sell. It's unique to the individual. It can't be forgotten, lost or stolen. There's no fumbling through a wallet full of plastic for the right card. Wave the chip past the reader and everything else is done by the computers. What citizen of the 21st century wouldn't welcome that convenience and security?

Once that's in place, the mark can be implemented. Anyone not accepting the chip or the authority of the AC will out of the loop. There will be no cash. No one will be able to buy without the chip. No merchant will be able to sell to someone without it. And if the person does accept the chip prior to the mark, but refuses to worship the AC, it becomes a lo-jack device that pinpoints the person's location for the authorities every time an attempt is made to use it, or it is in the proximity of a scanner.

The technology for the mark exists right now. All that's left is good, old fashioned salesmanship.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 48 Comments [2/8/2013 4:32:15 AM]
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Quote# 49513

Is evolution racist? because I was reading about it and I think it is.?
Because according to evolution the different races are different forms of natural selection and some races are superior and more "fit" than others.

Because you know what isn't racist, Creationism.

Dillan, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [10/11/2008 2:24:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Catherine

Quote# 9047

['The watchtower bible and tract society ruined my family and my childhood .. it stole my childhood from me']

oooooooooooo stole your childhood from you, lets see, the pagan holidays, birthday parties, having sex at 9 years old, etc etc. Looks like your making up for all that now though. If your making an attempt to say you believe in the bible but not JWs, then tell us what exactly was stolen from you that would be acceptable in the bible. But from the sound of it, its not JWs you don't believe in, its the bible itself.

The Zoot, Myspace 16 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6814

... one of my very close online friends Just yesterday out of the clear blue renounced JESUS CHRIST AND SAID THE CONFESSION OF FAITH FOR ISLAM.. I am deeply troubled and shocked over this.. I understand this is only the internet and we cant truly know who we are dealing with on here .. But to be able to one day be singing Praise To Jesus to the next embracing allah and mohammad is quite horrifying to me.. Could u all please share some scriptures about how we should deal WITH APOSTATES.!!! I know i need to pray but should i shun her.. should i rebuke her this is not fun and games....

liz67_1, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2608

[Responding to a hypothetical 'if God told you to kill 23 little babies, would you do it?']

if there was a command from God in His Word to kill 23 babies, then Christians are to obey it just as they are to obey every other command. SO don't think for a second in your hypothetical that just because they are babies that it would be just reason to disobey what God has commanded.

Zaac, Christian Forums 22 Comments [8/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 92346

I think you guys have it all wrong.

There’s a difference between playing solider and being a soldier.

Women get benefits from the military and none of the hard stuff.

The military, esp the U.S. Army has been turned into a PC operation, providing separate little tree-houses for teeny little ladies who want to play soldier.

The girls get comfortable little jobs, day-care, health-care and a lot of moral support care while in service and then wiggle out with benefits and pregnancy.

They spend most of their time like a couple of chipmunks huddled up together in conversation frenetically squeaking to each other about themselves.

Much of the army has turned into a nursery for PC ideas designed to give women equality in the military. But only up to a point.

You want to be a soldier, ladies?

Go soak up some bullets and piss on the Taliban.

Highway Hospital Student, Moonbattery 53 Comments [1/29/2013 4:43:58 AM]
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Quote# 25145

(MANCHESTER, NH) -- A Christian based group known as the Christian’s Liberation Movement has concluded that George W. Bush is a fake Christian and worships Satan. The group is demanding his impeachment not only for his crimes against humanity but for lying to the American people about his worship of Satan. It is highly doubtful that George W. Bush would have been elected President two times had the American people known about his secretive worship of Satan. Although this claim might seem difficult to believe, when one looks at the secret societies that George W. Bush has been involved with it becomes clear that George W. Bush is anything but a good Christian man.

"There is no question that George W. Bush worships Satan," proclaims Lee Rogers spokesman for the group.

"George W. Bush and any other member of the administration that secretly worships Satan should be removed from office immediately. It is one thing if Bush openly announced that he worshiped Satan and was elected, but the fact that Bush poses as a Christian and secretly worships Satan is deeply offensive to the moral values of Christians," Rogers continues.

Evidence of George W. Bush’s worship of Satan is clear when one considers the secret societies that he is affiliated with. These include Skull and Bones as well as the Bohemian Club. Both organizations are confirmed to be heavily involved with Satan worship...


Why would a Christian man be associated with an organization that has members who secretly engage in homosexual acts, satanic rituals and other bizarre behavior?

Christian's Liberation Movement, roguegovernment.com 40 Comments [5/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24294

Environmentalism is a religion that denies God ---That is why.....Green people are --Green on the outside and RED-Communist Red on the inside...besides all that ==Gaia and God are like Christ and BAAL...microsog57

Michal, Myspace - Religion 33 Comments [4/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 94839

I hope those who are skeptical will stop and think that possibly the unique, convulsive current events are pointing to the end of this age… Logically consider just a few coinciding points….that mankind did not have the means to wipe itself out until after the 1940's, with the development of nuclear weaponry. Concurrently, Israel has appeared on the scene (re-established in 1948),after thousands of years of the diaspora. Faith has waned, humanism has bounded… then there is the apparent increasing frequency of natural disasters,…Honestly, it sounds like the “end times” scenario spoken of in the Bible. Don’t let pride get in the way of exploring the possibility that you are living in the “last days” of this age, and that the claims of Jesus Christ are real.

mc, Bay of Fundie 31 Comments [6/12/2013 3:28:14 AM]
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Quote# 94843

These are not blog-posts I am saying. These are discussion responses.

Anyways, No. American Atheists does not represent all atheists around the world. or the US for that matter. That's like saying the Vatican represents all catholics or all christians.

American Atheists is a beacon of influence and continues to grow everyday to turn the common atheist into a religious atheist.

Still don't think AA is a religion? If they don't believe in a god, then why can't it be just that and not have this silly logo that represents them?



Where's the no god part of that? That shows you one thing. Science. As it implies that all atheists are science fanatics which is NOT TRUE.

See, they're using science as a dogma to convert the secular atheism into some religious science cultists that is the start of a technocratic nation.

The Sector Union, Nationstates 60 Comments [6/12/2013 3:29:57 AM]
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Submitted By: zyr

Quote# 77058

Attention atheists: Please get a life!
More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1] For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life! VIDEO

For more information, please see: Attention atheists: Please get a life!

Andrew Schlafly, Conservapedia 129 Comments [10/23/2010 6:06:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Brendan Rizzo

Quote# 94960

I just don't think that the idea of homosexuals being able to adopt and raise children should be seen as any sort of progress in human rights or equality. That's preposterous, and the notion that such a thing is labeled as discriminatory if protested against illustrates a society with a distorted view(sorry for being blunt). It is one thing for homosexuals to marry, but they shouldn't be able to adopt in my opinion. Same sex preference is normal in the sense that it is a real phenomenon, but in itself it is not normal to be attracted to the same sex. It is an abnormal preference. This has nothing to do with a hatred or homophobia that one would accuse me of having, because I honestly have no beef against men who like men or women who like women, but since we are bringing a child into the equation it has everything to do with him/her. When I see a man kissing another man I honestly cringe and cant stand what I see, and that is a NATURAL reaction within me. I cant help it, but some would accuse me of being bigoted for a natural reaction I have no control over. This reaction is detatched from any sort of conditioning. I don't think we should start raising our children to believe that its normal for same sex couples to raise kids. There is no conditioning present here, because my natural reaction to a homosexual couple being intimate together is one of uneasiness. I use to feel that if homosexuals wanted to get married it was no big deal, and that is one thing, but to claim that objection for them raising children derives from conditioning is a faulty assumption.

sPEktrall, Vigilant Forums 37 Comments [6/15/2013 6:20:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Alice in Fundieland

Quote# 1476

Uh , buddy why dont u read about hitler. Ill get the name of the murderer for u tomorrow and then youll be happy. What is a devout evolutionist A DEVOUT EVOLUTIONIST! what does devout mean ask urself. DEVOUT EVOLUTIONIST=Atheist Atheist= no god no god= no purpose theres some deductive reasoning for ya! And yes some creationist believe in evolution .. . ill argue against that if u want me to. Really why are u trying to deny this? What are u afraid of huh ....God? heheh

asbesttes, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 54002

For instance, atheists believe there’s no God. But they believe in a Higher Being, whatever it may be, it’s human nature. What do you atheists say when you’re sick and you want help from a Higher Being? Be it the universe, or a candle, or yourself, or your cousin, or what/whomever? Really. I would like to know because there’s a time in everyone’s life when bad things happen and you “pray” to somebody/something. If you’re a scientist do you pray to a beaker, a lab coat, a mathematical equation?

qw, Why won't God Heal Amputees 67 Comments [12/10/2008 8:03:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 2287

I will strike at the heart of the matter and state that the atheistic position is just sickening. Some, or even most, may have and abide by good morals, but that isn't the point. To follow by a belief that would allow you to go out and murder, char, rape, and even molest kids and, then, regarding those actions just as much good as bad is just sickening and cannot be denied that it isn't sickening.

NightSpawn, Thought Cafe 18 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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