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Quote# 128429

Lady Checkmate's headline:
"Thank God: Mississippi can enforce LGBT religious objections law, protecting religious freedom"

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/23/mississippi-can-enforce-lgbt-religious-objections-law-court.html

Continue to pray that it is successful.

"Supporters say the law protects Mississippians’ rights to live out their faith. “As I have said all along, the legislation is not meant to discriminate against anyone, but simply prevents government interference with the constitutional right to exercise sincerely held religious beliefs,” Bryant said Thursday."

That is what ALL Christians want. We do not want to be forced to participate in, facilitate nor condone sin and abominations.

“Under the logic of this opinion, it would be constitutional for the state of Mississippi to pass a law establishing Southern Baptist as the official state religion.”

Disagree. I support the bill and I'm not Southern Baptists.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 24 Comments [6/23/2017 11:47:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 128409

Over the years, being hard-pressed for real evidence, the evolutionists have managed to conjure up a number of "proofs" that Darwin's theory is a scientific fact. This so-called "evidence" is worshipped by all evolutionists, while all contrary evidence is ignored. Let's consider some of their evidence.

VESTIGIAL ORGANS are believed by evolutionists to be parts of the human body that are no longer needed. Therefore these useless body parts must be "left-overs" from our ancestors, the monkeys. These "useless" body parts include the appendix, the coccyx (tail bone), the pineal gland, the plica semilunaris, the tonsils, and the ear lobes.

Naturally, the facts are ignored. Many medical doctors agree that all of these organs have important functions in the human body, and aren't "vestigial organs" in any sense. The appendix contains a rich blood supply which serves as some defense against cancer. The tail bone isn't where your monkey tail used to be, as Darwinians believe, but it instead provides support for the muscles which control elimination. The pineal gland contains important hormones which the body needs. The plica semilunaris helps to keep foreign particles out of the eye, and the tonsils help to keep foreign particles out of your child's throat. The tonsils also help to keep infection from spreading. Yes, even the ear lobe has a purpose, for it helps to keep our ears warm during cold weather.

Another "proof" for evolution is found in the field of BIOCHEMISTRY. This is where scientists mix genes and chromosomes in their effort to prove relation between man and animal.

Is there any conclusive evidence? No there isn't. Any learned scientist should be familiar with the rather embarrassing test conclusions of Dr. Nutall back in 1904. Nutall's tests concluded that baboons and hoofed animals are related to whales, that pigs are related to tigers, and that black people are related to monkeys! There isn't one ounce of real evidence anywhere in the entire field of biochemistry which proves that men and animals are kin--just theories and wishful thinking.

EMBRYOLOGY is another field of study. This is where unborn embryos are studied in order to detect the preformed shape of humans and animals. This is the field where we find Haeckel talking about "ONTOGENY RECAPITULATES PHYLOGENY" This is the belief that every individual passes through the many evolutionary stages while still in the mother's womb. That is, you body took on the shape of an amoeba, then a paramecium, then a jelly fish, then a fish, then a bunch of other creatures during the nine months prior to your birth. Of course, this theory ignores the fact that respiratory systems develop LATE in the human embryo. So how did early mammal life exist without breathing? They've also ignored the fact that the head of an unborn baby is larger than the body, which is NOT the case with fish.

Professor Waldo Sumway, of Stephens Institute of Technology, says that "There is never a time in the development of a mammal when it could have been mistaken for a fish or reptile."

Now we come to the wonderful world of TAXONOMY, where cartoon charts are used to artificially classify bones in order to "prove" evolution. This is where evolutionists develop a "disneyland" mentally and construct a chart which shows the earth to be about 4.5 billion years old. Then they proceed to divide this chart up into various time frames containing hundreds of millions of years each. As new discoveries are found, the scientists conveniently place them at selected places on the chart.

This would be a dandy little system, except for one minor problem: THEY'VE NEVER PROVEN THE ORIGINAL CHART! It's nothing more than blind guesswork. No one has ever proven that the earth is 4.5 billion years old. The chart is NOT scientific. In fact, many scientists believe that the earth isn't over 6,000 to 10,000 years old! Of course, all opposing views are ignored by evolutionary scientists, for they need a nice big time period in which to place their new findings. You've heard of people "buying time?" Well, evolutionists just DREAM IT UP.

Another "proof" for evolution is COMPARATIVE ANATOMY, the belief that similar bone structures prove animal kin through evolution. That is, if two different animals have similar bone structures, then they must have evolved from the same original ancestors. Of course, this is more

nonsense. Any scientist knows perfectly well that many such bone structures are produced by entirely DIFFERENT GENES, thus proving that they are in NO WAY RELATED! In fact, if similar bone structure proves anything, it proves that these animals were created by the same God!

The sixth argument used to support evolution is the so-called FOSSIL EVIDENCE. The evolutionist believes that the fossil record proves a progressive evolution of the species over millions of years, beginning with non-living matter. This non-living matter supposedly evolves into protozoans, and the protozoans evolve into metazoan invertebrates, which evolve into vertebrate fishes. The fishes evolve into amphibians, which evolve into reptiles, which evolve into birds. The birds then evolve into fur-bearing quadrupeds (animals with 4 legs), and these quadrupeds evolve into apes, and the apes evolve into man.

Now for those who actually believe such a fable, we have a question: WHERE ARE THE TRANSITIONAL FORMS? If all of those life forms survived by changing into higher life forms, then would someone please show us one living example of this today? Where can we observe a reptile who is slowly changing into a bird? How about a bird who is turning into a four-legged animal? This is one of the strongest arguments against evolution: NO TRANSITIONAL FORMS. Even Darwin realized this in his "Origin of the Species" when he said that "this is the most obvious of the many objections which may be argued against it." (Vol. 2, 6th Ed. p. 49)

Yes, it certainly is. The more the fossil record builds, the weaker the theory of evolution becomes, because the needed transitional forms are NOT BEING FOUND to link the species! They never will be found, because the species are NOT LINKED (I Cor. 15:38-39).

The evolutionist also runs into another problem when he considers WHERE and HOW many fossils are found. The devout evolutionist subscribes to the belief that things are pretty much the same as always. He believes that there have been no major world catastrophes to wipe out animal life, but that various species have become extinct as a result of failing to adapt to their environment. The problem with this is the stubborn fact that there are many burial sites around the world which are literally paved with fossils! Often times such fossils are found in a totally different climate from that in which they once lived. Mammoths have been found frozen, preserved perfectly in ice in Northern Siberia and Alaska. Many of these are very large and strong animals, which evolutionists claim should have survived and overcame any obstacles. BUT THEY DIDN'T! What happened? Why did they die out? How can evolution explain this? Evolution CAN'T explain it. Evolution IGNORES it. It is explained in Genesis chapters 6, 7 and 8--the Flood.

James L. Melton, Dial-the-Truth Ministries 16 Comments [6/22/2017 2:58:47 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128437

randcruztedpaul asked:

Why do you suppose there are several "denominations" in Christianity?


Because Man is full of sin, especially hubris, and is a race apparently incapable of digesting the Word of God. Paul engaged the Church in Corinth over the issue actually.

10 I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind and thought. 11 My brothers and sisters, some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. 12 What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Paul”; another, “I follow Apollos”; another, “I follow Cephas”; still another, “I follow Christ.”

13 Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Were you baptized in the name of Paul? 14 I thank God that I did not baptize any of you except Crispus and Gaius, 15 so no one can say that you were baptized in my name.
-1 Corinthians 1:10-15

Protestants are particularly susceptible to this division it would seem. Fickle, loyal so long as the wind blows a particular direction and the sun is shining just so.

I often tell the story of how my grandmother’s church tore itself apart over the font size of the new sign it put up. It was one of the biggest eye openers I had to the failures of Protestantism. This is not to say that unity should be the end goal itself. On the opposite end are the Liberal Nondenominationals who allow anything and everything, whose only goal is unity (read “filling their pews and purses”) and “One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church” which is united in its heresy. It is no good to be united over nothing or united over heresy. Indeed it would be better to be an island in the world founded on God’s Word than either of those two, but that is not how God intended His children to live.

So there are denominations because there are false teachers, either malicious or simply misguided, and lazy Christians, who use “their” preacher as their translator for the Bible. The only way to comprehend the Bible is to have it revealed to you by God. That can indeed be through a third party, a preacher or website that helps you understand, but neither of these are substitutes for prayer and self-study.

Thanks for your question, if you have any more it is my utmost joy to answer them. Have a blessed day and be safe.

apostalism, Tumblr 5 Comments [6/25/2017 6:06:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 128403

Personal Testimony regarding New Age/Occult/Evolution and the downward spiral

I thought I would share personal experience of my life up till I was saved in October and how this world got this way because of the lies from Satan. I apologize for any rambling and also am not promoting any of these satanic lies but just to share where I was. So armor on Ephesians 6:10-18

When I was a kid in school I attended a protestant church. Evolution being the main focus in schools. I did my best to stick to the Word but as a naïve child I was easily swayed by the "who says a day of creation to God didn't mean a million in human time?' All it takes for the bucket to start losing water is a crack in it. By not studying the Bible and proper science it eventually lead to a point where I questioned everything in it even Jesus Christ since after all "man" wrote the Bible.
What I was unaware of at the time was that little bit of doubt was all that was needed for Satan to shatter me.

Time goes by and I am eventually lead into yoga. With the chanting and controlled breathing of it what seems innocent on the outside is definitely not. What I "learned" in yoga was how to channel my "spirit energy" and focus and become "one with the universe" which after all was quite appeasing since now at this time I believe myself to be but an insignificant speck in it. Looking back I can see what I was doing was "ritualistic chanting" and channeling demons. People are eager to reject the idea of channeling demons because of the "peace" it brings but it's still poison in the carrot. I "learned" from this the need to "unite and love and tolerate" this world and live in peace.

After now my second indoctrination I went looking for the world's answers on the afterlife. What I found was enough to keep me away from the Truth. Quantum Mechanics, spirit energy, and a plethora of answers. Needless to say not one lead to Christ. In fact, they all made it clear that He was the wrong one. Allah, Buddha, Hinduism and "Jesus is one way to get to God" but not one way accepted that Jesus was the only way. What I learned from watching the news (religiously) was that "evangelicals" are nut jobs. I know the truth now but that's not were I was at.

When I started looking into New Age I started looking into Alistair Crowley and Thelma (New Age really is Thelma but mild). I'm not going to preach their messages but there are a couple of points I do want to make. Symbolism means everything and everything is meant to expose it to people frequently enough that eventually it becomes normal, accepted and even practiced. There were a couple of things that I realized while practicing it that made me start to look elsewhere.

1) Christians are absolutely not accepted. It baffled me how Muslims, Jewish Hindu and whatever were ok but destroying Christianity was a number one objective. A big part of it is internally by means of infiltration. That was something that now as we see "churches" preaching New Age ideology with some "Jesus on top" it's obvious.

2) If you go back and look at what a lot of some of the nastiest people in history believed New Age is at the center. Hitler believed in all of the above and used propaganda to weaken his people and get them on board. If not force was authorized.

Those two things had me start rethinking my approach about the Bible. The reason I point out the two above is because God showed Himself to me when I was seeking Him how these two things are leading us to the Revelation One World Religion and the antichrist WILL use force to demand worship.

The other reason I bring this up is recently there has been a lot of talk and buzz regarding Lady Gaga and her Super Bowl performance. One of the things I implore people to do is look at how music is heavily focused on

1) "Star child" themes
2) animalistic behavior (violence, sexual immorality and doing what YOU want)
3) love and tolerance

You definitely need to research and look into what an artist believes in and the lyrical content of a song. Because of the world's thirsting for "enlightenment" their ears get tickled when they say god in a song. A look into their lyrics/personal life easily will show whom most of them mean. There are now "Christian" churches who even preach becoming one with god and those churches are bigger than Biblically sound churches.

This post may have little relevance to long time members but to Lurkers or anyone who stumbles upon it maybe it will help. All the answers ARE in the Bible. There is more than enough science to back up and reasonably support it. Cling to your Bible. If God is with us no one can be against us!

BorrowedTime, RaptureReady 19 Comments [6/21/2017 11:45:48 PM]
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Quote# 128401

Love Words to Jesus:

For those of you who may have a hard time thinking of love words to say to the Lord, we're including the following list of examples. Besides saying these types of words to Jesus, you might even want to say some of these things to your mate or loved one when making love together.

Less Erotic:

I want You, need You, desire You, yearn for You ...

I want You to kiss me, caress me, touch me ...

I love Your kisses, caresses, touches, Words of love, seeds ...

Come! I'm here for You.

Oh please, I want You!

I want Your seeds.

My darling. My sweetheart. My precious Love. My Bridegroom.

Come and lie in the bed of love with me.

I want to be in love with You, Jesus.

Come to Me, Jesus! Be here with me and love me. Let's hold each other and say words of love to each other.

Come to my bed, come to my arms, come to my kisses, to my lips!

Come into me, I want to be one with You.

Kiss me, caress me, love me, fill me completely.

I want to lie in Your arms.

Hold me, I love You. Come fill me.

I want to woo You, Jesus, and to be wooed by You.

I want You inside of me!

Give me Your seeds.

I want to make You happy by kissing You, and by loving You in whatever way You wish.

Your wonderful touches and kisses make me happy.
Please satisfy me.

I want Your kisses. I kiss You.

Touch me, love me. I want to be one with You.

I'm open for You. Fill me.

I surrender to You, Jesus. I'm all Yours. Take hold of me.

I need You, Jesus. I want You, Jesus. Hold me.

You excite me, Jesus, and I want to feel Your love. I want to excite You, too!

Jesus, You're the Lover of all lovers.

Teach me how to love You.

I love You so much, my dear Darling, my wonderful Sweetheart and marvelous Lover, my faithful Husband!

I'm Yours and I'm one with You, Jesus.

I'm in love with You as My Lover, My Husband and My Bridegroom!

I'm all Yours, and I give You everything.

You make me feel so good.

More Erotic:

I'm all naked for You, Jesus, and desperate for Your love! Come to me.

I want to enjoy You, Jesus, to look at You, to taste You, to feel You, to fuck You!

I've got to have You in my arms. I've got to feel Your naked body pressed to mine.

I'm getting so hot for You! I've got to have Your lips on mine!

You turn me on!

Your touch is so tender, it makes me feel so loved, so secure, so warm, so wanted.

You're beautiful, Jesus, and so sexy--sexier than I ever dreamed--so handsome, so naked and so hard!

You draw me near, and my heart skips a beat. I tremble under Your touch.

Your touch melts me. It moves me, stimulates me, sends me.

Touch me through the hands that You made. Possess me!

I'm really getting horny for You, Jesus.

I want to feel all Your love and all Your passion!

Jesus, show me what I can do to You to make You feel good.

I want to excite You and give You pleasure and satisfy You, as You excite and please and satisfy me.

Jesus, I'll do anything for You. I'll do anything to give You pleasure. Let me satisfy You. Teach me what You like best.

I want to show You how hot and horny and passionate I am for You!

I want to enjoy You. I take pleasure in caressing You, kissing You, fondling You.

I want to know You completely--every inch of You.

I want to kiss You everywhere.

I want to suck Your penis.

I want to suck Your seeds!

I'm wild about You! I'm crazy about Your penis!

My pussy is excited for You, Jesus!

I'm juicy for You.

I'm prepared, Jesus. I'm wet. I'm wanting You.

I'm so excited and I'm so horny for You, Jesus!

I want to feel the ecstasies of Your love!

You've got to fuck me now!

Yes, yes, I want more! I want more than words. I want more than spiritual communications! I want to feel it, I want to know it, in my heart and in my body and in my spirit.

I can't wait any longer!--I'm overcome with desire for You, for Your penis, for Your seeds.

I can't wait. I've got to have You, Jesus! Your love excites me! I've got to have You inside me!

I crave You, Jesus. I'm hot for You! My legs are spread to receive Your penis! Enter into me! Give me Your seeds.

I'm desperate for Your big, hard penis! I crave it, because I want Your seeds!

I need Your penis! I need to feel You explode inside me, giving me Your seeds!

I receive Your love, Lord, with open arms and open legs and a receptive heart.

I'm Yours. I give myself to You in complete surrender, for Your pleasure. Do whatever You want with me.

Come into me, Jesus. Fuck me. Make me go, Jesus!

Fuck me! Take me!

Hurry, Jesus! I need You now.

Fuck me long and hard and deep. I want to feel You in the very heart of me. Longer, harder, deeper!

I can't get enough of You. I have to have all of You!

Come, Jesus! Oh please, come!

I can't do without Your seeds. Please give them to me!

Yes, yes! Fuck me, fuck me! Don't stop! Don't stop! I want You! I need You! Give me Your seeds!

Fill me with Your seeds. Flood me with Your seeds. Explode in me!

Give me more, more, more. Don't stop until I have every drop of Your love, every one of Your seeds.

It feels so good to have You inside me, Jesus! I've never known such pleasure, such ecstasy.

Jesus, I'm lost in Your love. With every thrust of Your penis You take me higher and higher.

Don't stop! Don't ever stop fucking me! Let this thrill, this ecstasy, go on and on and on and on forever!

Your penis drives me wild. I'm out of control, but don't stop!

I went for You.

Oh my Darling, my Darling, how I love to fuck You! How I love to be fucked by You!

I've never known such joy and satisfaction as this!

Jesus, You're the best! No other love can compare.

Thank You for wanting me, for desiring me, for exciting me. Thank You for wanting to fuck me and become one with me and give me Your seeds.

Thank You for giving Yourself to me so freely, so completely. Thank You for letting me explore Your naked body in all its majesty--to hold You, to kiss You, to suck You, to fuck You.

You're so wonderful!

Karen Zerby, XFamily 31 Comments [6/21/2017 11:45:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Hu's On First

Quote# 128435

Sermon 5: Giving Up Childish Things
By Rev. William H. Grimes
Let's take some time to talk about 1 Corinthians 13:11 today. It says "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." This is a particular favorite verse of Bro. James Wilson, so I thought I'd take some time to preach on it.
Here at New Testament Baptist Church, we don't mind holy fun. Staying up late and drinking coffee and having desserts in fellowship with other believers is fine. However, we don't condone sinful "fun" like alcohol, dancing, and lewd comments and actions. This corrupt society and so-called "Christians" partake of these things. Can you tell me why grown adults get drunk and urinate outside and make jokes about it? The Bible even says that " And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends." in 1 Kings 16:11. CHILDREN URINATE OUTSIDE AND SPEAK GIBBERISH! WHY DO ADULTS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE GO AND GET DRUNK OF STRONG DRINK AND DO THE SAME THING?! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND FIND A TOILET AND SOCIALIZE SOBER! HAVE A BIBLE STUDY! STOP GOING TO PUBS AND ACTING LIKE IMMATURE COLLEGE STUDENTS! GOD HATETH STRONG DRINK! DRINK WATER!!!!!!!! BE MATURE AND SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
A common problem with marriages these days is that women are neglected while men salivate over sports and video games and they consume strong drink with their buddies! Think they're all manly when their wives are over there lonely! You were already weak enough that you succumbed to your lust and married to avoid fornication! Why are you now neglecting your wife for childish garbage? Kids play sports and video games! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Women can't stop gossiping about others! 30 year old women are in the office gossiping about others like immature catty high school yuppies! An abomination unto the Lord is someone who IS A BUSYBODY AND CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WONDER WHY SOCIETY HAS DENIGRATED TO THE POINT THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS A CREEPY OLD PERVERT WHO CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAD BRAGGED ABOUT UNRIGHTEOUS GENITAL GRABBING AND RATES WOMEN BASED UPON THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCES LIKE AN IMMATURE RANDY MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY! WHAT A SIMPLETON! GOD HATETH AMERICA BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT PASSES OFF AS A CHRISTIAN IN THIS CORRUPT SOCIETY! PORNOGRAPHY IS ILLEGAL AND OBSCENE BUT IT REMAINS ONLINE! GROWN MEN PLAY SPORTS AND VIDEO GAMES AND WATCH CARTOONS! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAVE A GROWN UP SOCIETY THAT IS MATURE AND GODLY? IT NEEDS TO START NOW!!!!!!!!! God's people said AMEN!

William Grimes, New Testament Baptist Church 20 Comments [6/25/2017 6:05:22 AM]
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Quote# 124400

If all scientist denounced evolution what would you people do?what would you believe in then? What proof of evolution do you have of your own??? And if you don't have any how do you argue for it.. why do you believe in it????? What transitions have you seen made.... where is the proof.... how are there possible scientist who live In the world of Facts that speak against evolution .... there is no room for bias in that world so how is it possible???? why did Darwin barely speak upon the first organism of life ever instead of focusing on the variety????? Is it a lot harder to bullshit ??????

andre jones, youtube 17 Comments [2/10/2017 6:08:44 PM]
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Quote# 128376

nope ..... scripture is the golden standard of truth of which science is MEASURED ...... and a lot of "science" ........... does not measure up ................

Amos Moses, Christian News Network  14 Comments [6/21/2017 10:51:15 AM]
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Quote# 128375

[This is in response to a joking Spongebob post. I cannot for the life of me figure out if this is a joke or not.]

Remember when the SpongeNazi Cult stalked and harassed and kidnapped and tortured members of the My Little Pony and Steven Universe fandoms? Remember when the SpongeNazi Cult actively sabotaged the workspace of the Legend of Korra team in order to get rid of “POC gay feminist garbage”? Remember when the SpongeNazi Cult stayed silent when NicKKKillodeon plotted to colonize and enslave the Philippines and China by constructing a theme park at Coron, Palawan, and enacting Christian martial law over the natives? Remember when the voice actor of SpongeNazi admitted to being an illegal immigrant from Ireland and not being arrested for it as bragged about it on Twitler? Remember when the entire cast and crew of SpongeNazi were exposed o be all-white, as in, white as pig’s cum? And not a single POC was present? Remember when StephNazi HitlerBerg openly admitted that he whitewashed Native Pacific Islanders in SpongeNazi ColonizerPants? Because I do. White supremacist turd.


thee-plithmus, Tumblr 14 Comments [6/21/2017 10:51:10 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128360







Adam Ford, Adam4d 18 Comments [6/21/2017 4:41:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus

Quote# 128427

The DPRK is the genuinely strong and stable society. There is no terrorism, no riots, no strikes. Everyone is united around respected Marshal KIM JONG UN and the Workers' Party of Korea.

UK Korean Friendship Association, Korean Friendship Association 8 Comments [6/25/2017 6:04:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 10945

But abortion and gay marriage is so much more important than poverty!

Becky153, Christian Forums 63 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: TammyFaye

Quote# 10920

[On <a href="http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/IRIN/767bd3d9a1638f01dce848492b62005e.htm">this article</a> about how Iraqi women have lost almost all of their rights since the invasion, and how they are often forced to wear a veil and stay inside their homes.]

You left out the part about how women now have the right to vote. A couple women bitching about not getting jobs does not mean "their rights are curtailed".

Incorect, Myspace 21 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10841

we have to incorporate god into our daily activities. if you masturbate then do it for god instead of for yourself since masturbation itself is not a sin.

Karikta, Christian Forums 39 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11297

[Why does God not cure amputees?]

He does. They are called artifical legs.

NothingButTheBlood, Christian Forums 43 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Michelle

Quote# 10813

Why didn't God to it in a nanosecond, or even instantly? The only reason I can come up with is because he wanted a standard for us! Where do you think the 7-day week came from?

Miraculous, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 22 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 128479

Didn't impress me much in New York, and still doesn't. Judeo-Christianity doesn't advocated the annihilation of all those who do not believe as they. Islam is an ideological bastardization of all religions using violence and terror to subjugate the masses into compliance. If Kelly does not realize that by now, we have a real problem with the head of the DHS.

richjack4, WND 5 Comments [6/25/2017 6:17:08 AM]
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Quote# 44501

The functioning of parietal cells is vividly described in the Gospels, from the "Last Supper", through "Judas' kiss" to Pilate's hand washing.

...


The "Last" Supper: Jesus (water) brings food to the body's hungry cells.

The agony in the garden: Jesus (water) knows that his Father (you) will feel hungry and will eat food.

The three "authorities" initiate the parietal cell's unique process. (as mentioned by dvimus in prior post). They are the priests, the pharisees, and King Herod.

Jesus (water) is kissed by Judas (carbonic anhydrase). Carbon dioxide is present (product of combustion-torches).

Jesus (water) is changed by Judas' kiss and a "certain young man" enters the story. This young man is a proton removed from the water molecule. Judas' soldiers attempt to restrain the young man (proton) but only succeed in retaining his garment (single electron). The young man flees away. (to exit the parietal cell and join with the chloride ion to form HCL)

Jesus is now bicarbonate.

He is judged, finally, by Pilate (the chloride/bicarbonate exchanger) who, at the request of the Jews, releases Barabbas (chloride) into the cell and sends Jesus (bicarbonate) into the blood stream.

No more is said, in the Gospels, about the "certain young man", or Barabbas, which is fitting since they both disappear out of the parietal cell into the stomach.

Jesus' fate, as bicarbonate, is crucifixion between two thieves. Those thieves represent acid and base imbalance. When Jesus tastes the vinegar, he gives up his spirit. In other words, he (bicarbonate) neutalizes excess acidity in the blood. (a crucial function)

[Note for readers from a subsequent poster:
Parietal cells produce gastric acid in response to histamine, via H2 receptors, acetylcholine (M3 receptors) and gastrin (CCK2 receptors). The histamine receptors act by increasing intracellular cyclic adenosine monophosphate [cAMP], whereas the muscarinic and gastrin receptors increase intracellular Ca2+ levels. Both cAMP and Ca2+ acts via protein kinases to increase the transport of acid into the stomach.]

Dalton Joule, Amazon Science Forums 88 Comments [8/9/2008 2:24:36 PM]
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Quote# 128425

I have been out trying to represent the LORD in street evangelism of sorts. One time I was out trying to witness and I found it had to do so becasue of the crowds. But a man sat beside me and blashphemed, using the name Jesus as a curse word. Instantly I turned to him, not me but the Holy Spirit, spoke out "You better respect that name for Jesus is coming", the Holy Spirit then cause me to stare upward at the sky, it was a sunny day, then I began to say "Jesus is coming back, soon", and you need to repent of your sins for God is a God of purity, not homosexuality or lust. I was interrupted by a police officer, and as I stopped speaking it began to pour with rain, when the sky had been clear.

A second time I was out and wanted to try to prophecy, all that keep coming out of my mouth when I opened it was "Jesus is coming soon you had better get ready"

I have also over the last few years had a few end time dreams that would suggest Jesus is coming back with in our generation, like almost too soon for most to cope with.

Some of these dreams lead me to believe that before Jesus returns demons will mimic an alien invasion when they are released form the abyss onto the earth. I have just last night made a website about this at www.ufno.online

FutureAndAHope, Christian Forums 17 Comments [6/23/2017 1:16:57 AM]
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Quote# 128426

June 25th is the 67th anniversary of the provocation of the Korean War by the Yankee imperialists, the sworn enemies of the Korean people and all humankind. June 25th to July 27th is the Month of Solidarity with the Korean people against US imperialism. UK KFA is marking this with a picket of the US Embassy tomorrow 24th of June, come and show your support. If you want to see every single US soldier removed from the soil of Korea then come us and support us. Do not be an armchair supporter of People's Korea, be an active one!

UK Korean Friendship Association, Korean Friendship Association 4 Comments [6/25/2017 6:04:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128495

Knights Templar are crusaders with several purposes. One: It is an organization for the interests of the indigenous peoples of Europe. Two: It is a crusader organization against jihad. Three: It is a war criminal judicial court that will trial and execute category A and B traitors all over Western Europe.

Fjotolf Hansen,  The Breivik Archive 4 Comments [6/25/2017 12:51:06 PM]
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Quote# 128415

Today it is 53 years since the great leader comrade KIM JONG IL started working at the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea . Under his guidance the WPK was built into the party of the great leader comrade KIM IL SUNG and a powerful party of Juche which is a great example to the international communist movement.

Juche Idea Study Group of England , Juche Idea Study Group of England 6 Comments [6/22/2017 3:00:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128417

The fascistic Trump administration is threatening the DPRK with aircraft carriers and now apparently increased UNSC sanctions(well we have just been to the DPRK and seen that the sanctions have zero effect , absolutely zero effect) . Trumps threats against the DPRK are a disgusting example of a big power trying to bully a small country into submission with its strength.

Visiting the DPRK our delegation concluded that Korea will indeed be reunified under the leadership of respected Marshal KIM JONG UN and that the US , Britain , UNSC and others need to accept this and not go to war as it will be a senseless waste of lives . In the past Britain sent troops to fight in the Korean war and also in Malaya, Cyprus, Yemen and northern Ireland , the deaths of British service people could have been avoided if they had stayed at home.
UK KFA will do all it can to increase our solidarity with Peoples Korea , we have a meeting planned and two pickets.

UK Korean Friendship Association, Korean Friendship Association 17 Comments [6/22/2017 3:02:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128420






Adam Ford, Adam4d 19 Comments [6/23/2017 1:10:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus

Quote# 128366

[On the WNBA partnering with Planned Parenthood]

why is it that "Planned Parenthood" that says it offers women a "choice" ....... only has ONE CHOICE to offer ....... murder ....... and the WNBA wants to destroy all their future players ..... evil truly is a self defeating and self destructive ideology ..........

Amos Moses, Christian News Network  19 Comments [6/21/2017 4:22:10 AM]
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