Quote# 132261

(This fundie is talking about the Canaanite Genocide)

If God was responsible for genocide ... I promise you ... you would not even see one later on in the Bible.

In addition, there's that Catch-22 mentality you guys like to employ.

If they were to save the women, then you claim they were saved to be raped.

If they were to kill the women, then you claim it is genocide.

Your zealous false accusations are a dime a dozen.

AV1611VET, Christian Boards 11 Comments [9/28/2017 1:38:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132326

Canada’s major cities are really starting to notice the influx of Muslim “refugees” from the M.E, the US and any place else that rightfully doesn’t want them. It’s impossible to miss them. They are so conspicuous in their outlandish garb, and the Muslimas with their demon brood in tow, and another one on the way. Sheer insanity importing Islam’s creatures to destroy your predominantly Christian nation and surrendering it to the Devil’s Cult, a.k.a. Islam.

The ones masterminding the demise of Canada are filthy Traitors and need to be punished accordingly. The sleazy, slimey POS currently the country’s PM, J.Trudeau ( a possible Muslim convert ), is the main destroyer. Along with his gang of like-minded collaborators, he needs to be removed from public office to save Canada, but who is going to do it? Canadian politicians, with the exception of some female ones, are useless multicultural Turds who won’t do anything to stop the country’s decline unless you ram a stick of dynamite up their rears. . .. Bad times ahead for beautiful Canada!

DonT, Bare Naked Islam 9 Comments [9/30/2017 9:38:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132165

Homosexuality/lesbian relationships is a sin in GOD's eyes. The children should be placed in a home with a father and mother.

David Henry, Facebook 9 Comments [9/27/2017 9:59:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132285

Despite making progress on other fronts in my life currently, this phenomena is still irritating me.

Why do people constantly cough around me?

For a time I believed many to be reading my thoughts and began to think that maybe the two phenomena were part of the same thing.

I'm sure I would be "over it" if it was something that only happened occasionally and in a seemingly "random" context, then I would have no issue rationalizing it away and getting on with things.

Some causes I have entertained include:

-Those coughing are part of some sort of hivemind that have the abilities to read my thoughts and cough as a form of intimidation

-I have a higher energy level than most people, so I'm basically "cleaning" the energetic bodies of people by being close to them so they "cough" etc

-Many of those coughing are intimidated by my presence for whatever reason, so they cough as a means of trying to establish dominance

I'm just trying to make sense of it because it is so annoying and feels like people are taking non-verbal sleights at me

And no, this isn't the "normal" type of cough. There is a subtle violence in it.

Okay, so vampires?

Fact of Fiction?

I have noticed that when I'm around certain people for extended periods in public that either my body starts to get this weird dis-associative feeling and/or my eyebrow area begins to throb or just has a very particular "heavy" sensation about it. Shortly after removing myself from their presence I often feel down or sad for no reason, it feels like my body is trying to recover from being drained- I will often feel tired. It often feels like my brain is being sucked out of my skull.

I know how sexist some of the posts made on this board are. That said, it appears that women do this energy draining far more often than men do. I can tell just when they're doing it around me because their energy is very sticky and direct. They often begin to drain just by looking into your eyes and stealing energy that way. I've found that flirting isn't really a thing, they're just trying to hypnotize and establish a subtle control.

I can tell that they're draining me purposefully, because as soon as I radically shift my thoughts or my body, they also radically shift accordingly.

It's like many of them are eavesdropping on my thoughts the way they react to my thinking. Sometimes I think abrasive things just to see if they react and they almost always do.

What is in a name?, Godlike Productions 19 Comments [9/29/2017 9:39:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132277

The mental gymnastics here are truly stunning, particularly when all you have to do is examine the rest of the Bible for confirmation. Exegesis makes it all very clear. And you don't ever have to read a bunch of pagan homosexual heresy along the way. Let me help: "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them" Leviticus 20:13. Seems pretty clear to me. Although I'm sure there's pro homosexual literature out there that attempts to rationalize this away as well with pseudo intellectual pagan historical revisionism...or maybe just arguments about how eating non-kosher foods was also punishable by death so being gay is no worse than that...or that Sodom wasn't destroyed by God for sexual immorality (specifically the gay sexual immorality described in the Biblical account), it was just the result of an unfortunate natural disaster.

John, Patheos 20 Comments [9/29/2017 7:28:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Christopher

Quote# 132265

Woe unto the nation of Japan! They have rejected the God of the Bible.

David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Savior 18 Comments [9/28/2017 3:20:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 132303

From bathroom policies to free birth control, we’ve sexualized our culture to the point that it’s actually killing us.

Family Research Council, FRC Action 15 Comments [9/29/2017 11:28:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 132278

Acephobia is not real. Those people are incredibly dangerous. They're against safe sex. They're against sex education. They think condoms are some sort of conspiracy against Asexuals and Asexuality. I'm not going to engage with ppl who put my life and the lives other LGBT ppl in danger AND THEN GET UPSET when you tell them they not welcome in LGBT spaces. Fuck Asexuals. Fuck Asexuals dangerous agenda. Asexuals, you and your dangerous moronic rhetoric ARE NOT WELCOME in LGBT spaces. ACCEPT IT.

Anonymous, Tumblr 22 Comments [9/29/2017 7:28:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 132263

I've been a little taken aback by the sheer vituperation of the SJWs triggered by the mere existence of the Alt??Hero concept, at least at this very early stage. And, I confess, I have been more than a little surprised by their apparent confusion between the late Marvel/DC artist Jack Kirby and the superheroes that he drew.

Ayatollah Cumonme? @Phonycian
if jack kirby were alive today he'd kick you in the balls and spit on you

Supreme Dark Lord? @voxday
If Jack Kirby were alive today, he'd be asking to work for me. The SJWs at Marvel and DC today wouldn't employ him.

rstevens @rstevens
kirby would cook you and serve you to hogs, dude

Supreme Dark Lord? @voxday
You're talking about the little Jewish guy with no biceps, right? Sure, he might draw that.

psychopompous? @prognostiq
you really have fucking clue huh. i mean, not surprising but... you're not fit to shine his shoes, bud.

Supreme Dark Lord? @voxday
Shine his tiny little size five shoes? I shall endeavor to restrain my disappointment.

Jo O'Donnell ?? @bowtiednomad
son hed cause more damage to your body than your daily lunch of 5 5-layer burritos

Supreme Dark Lord? @voxday
A dead guy who went 5'4 and weighed about 125? You've read way too many comic books. You know they're not real, right?

meth lab for cutie? @patrickmustdie
jack kirby would of wooped your ass and then tell the story for laughs at parties for years

Supreme Dark Lord? @voxday
Kirby used to brag about fighting a guy who didn't show up. I made the Commandant of the U.S. Marine Corps tap out in less than 7 seconds.

As strange as it is to be threatened with a very small corpse, I understand that comic book fans enjoy this sort of theoretical matchup. So, just to be clear, this is Jack Kirby in his physical prime, with his wife, Roz. This is another picture of Kirby. This is me, with Spacebunny. Another picture of me. Yes, both pictures were a long time ago, but nevertheless, I am confident that I have maintained myself in rather better condition than Mr. Kirby has.

Jack Kirby's tough guy story: Once, while Jack was in the Timely office, a call came from someone in the lobby. When Kirby answered, the caller threatened Jack with bodily harm if he showed his face. Kirby told the caller he would be right down, but by the time Jack reached street level, there was no one to be found.

Vox Day's tough guy story: In his second public ringfight, his opponent, a Tae Kwan Do practitioner, broke Vox's nose in the initial exchange. Vox didn't notice it until his sensei called time out to stop the bleeding. After the time out, Vox caught his opponent coming in with a sidekick that doubled him over, and proceeded to throw alternating hooks to both sides of the defenseless man's head until the referee stopped the fight in the first round and declared Vox the winner. After the fight, Vox went to the hospital to get his nose straightened out. Mostly.

For what it's worth. Anyhow, what explains this weird elevation of Jack Kirby to demigod status by the Comic SJWs? The answer, as it turns out, is that they believe him to have been their much-revered forefather who blazed the social justice trail they so bravely tread today.


So, yeah. This is going to be SO MUCH FUN. You know how SJWs love nothing better than to deconstruct our historical heroes and literally tear them down? Well, as I have pointed out, any use of a tactic legitimizes it....


Georgie? @SilverDoe_Iso
Thanks to the delightful replies to this idiot, I was made aware of Faiza Hussein, and just ordered myself a comic ??

Well, that certainly shows me! By the way, in the Marvel universe, Faiza Hussein is the current bearer of the sword Excalibur. That's right. In Marvel's world, King Arthur's blade is wielded by a Muslim woman.

But it must be confessed that it is true that the artists of Alt??Hero don't draw women like Jack Kirby did. Then again, why they would want to do so remains a mystery to me. I leave it to the reader to guess which image below is Mr. Kirby's work and which is not. And, in case you're interested, I should probably mention that we anticipate launching the Freestartr campaign tomorrow.

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 23 Comments [9/28/2017 1:38:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 132236

No, I couldn't. I never said that gay people CHOOSE to be gay. Please stop putting words into my mouth. I said there is zero evidence that they are BORN gay. Decades of research have yielded nothing more than "Er, maybe it's something to do with hormones in the womb, 'cos we can't find a gay gene".

Meanwhile, there's an astonishing amount of correlation between homosexuality and being abused as a child or a young teen, which is never investigated because it's politically incorrect to investigate. I can't be forced to contract a mental illness, but if I get one I can be cured by a mental health practitioner. Same applies to homosexuality.

bitawareaustralia, r/unpopularopinion 11 Comments [9/28/2017 11:37:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132246

Anonymous, Whisper 7 Comments [9/28/2017 1:35:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 132247

Anonymous, Whisper 15 Comments [9/28/2017 1:36:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 132235

The nation has drifted so far Left it is almost a hate crime to believe the Bible.

Lance Wallnau, Facebook 17 Comments [9/28/2017 11:36:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 132260

As I said, faith requires an object.

Shiva, Zeus, Etc, and Mother Nature all came after JEHOVAH.

We call that: diabolical mimicry or diabolical plagiarism.

AV1611VET, Christian Boards 11 Comments [9/28/2017 1:38:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132268

Amos Moses:
"And christian... btw
one was a preacher"

ummmm ..... no they were not... and no he was not ........... despite the label ........

Throatwobbler Mangrove:
No True Scotsman fallacy

Amos Moses:
does not apply to christianity ............ FAIL ...........

Throatwobbler Mangrove:
Absolutely applies to Christianity. Actually, to exclusionary Christians.

Amos Moses:
nope ... sorry .... christianity is not a "logic" problem ..... and while God is COMPLETELY and EMINENTLY logical ...... your only fallacy is that you try to apply that fallacy to christianity ..... christianity is specifically EXCLUDED because of what christianity is .... so all homosexuals are pedophiles .... right ....

Throatwobbler Mangrove:
No, sorry. There is nothing "magic" about Christianity that would exempt it from the No True Scotsman fallacy, given that the fallacy itself is based on simple reasoning.

Amos Moses:
nope ... FAIL .... NTS does not apply ........

Throatwobbler Mangrove:
No, that's nonsense. The internet is littered with Christian examples. And in fact telling someone else they're a false Christian is about the best example there is.

Amos Moses:
NTS is an application to a logic problem .... FAIL .... christianity is not a logic problem .... FAIL again .... the only problem you have is christianity is not logical to you .... because you do not understand it ..... you can litter wherever you please .... but that trash does not float here ..... so again ... all homosexuals are PEDOPHILES ... right ......

Throatwobbler Mangrove:
I don't know what "all homosexuals are pedophiles" is except a lie, but it's certainly not an example of No True Scotsman. It's not a logic problem, it's a logical fallacy when you try to discredit someone else when they don't follow the same belief in the exact same way you do. You're guilty of it all right.

Amos Moses:
"I don't know what "all homosexuals are pedophiles" is except a lie"
so No True Homosexual is a pedophile .... hmmmm ... shoe on other foot i see ........

Throatwobbler Mangrove:
That makes no sense, and isn't an example of No True Scotsman.
Here's an example you should be able to understand, and helpfully includes a Christian example similar to the one you've been using:
"The example this fallacy is named for goes like this: one Scotsman declares that no Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge. Another points out that he's a Scotsman, and he puts sugar on his porridge. To that, the first replies that no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge. The problem here is that whether or not those who put sugar on their porridge are "true" Scotsmen is a subjective claim, or just a statement of opinion. Opinions are weak evidence for an argument. The porridge example is a trivial one, but this fallacy shows up in all sorts of sinister ways. Often, it's used to exclude people from a group. How often have you heard that someone isn't a real man, a real American, or a true Christian for a "distasteful" quality they have or action they've taken?"

Amos Moses:
thats why it does not apply to christianity ....

Throatwobbler Mangrove:
Right, here's another random internet example of how it applies perfectly to Christianity.


"In 2011, Christian broadcaster, Harold Camping, (once again) predicted the end of the world via Jesus, and managed to get many Christians to join his alarmist campaign. During this time, and especially after the Armageddon date had passed, many Christian groups publicly declared that Camping is not a “true Christian”. On a personal note, I think Camping was and is as much of a Christian as any other self-proclaimed Christian and religious/political/ethical beliefs aside, I admire him for having the cojones to make a falsifiable claim about his religious beliefs."

Amos Moses:
yeah ... proves nothing .... Camping was not acting in line with scripture and it was not the first time ..... so what .... christians decide who is a christian and who is not .... the christian is authorized by scripture to do so ... that nullifies any NTS .... and NTS applies to logical matters not spiritual matters .... misapplication of your "fallacy" is your problem ... not ours ........ FAIL ............

Amos Moses, Christian News Network 16 Comments [9/28/2017 6:30:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 132233

When homophilia (love of same sex) becomes “normalized” it opens a Pandora’s box to all kinds of other philias such as pedophilia, negrophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia etc.

All of this has been touched on during Miley Cyrus concerts. One concert on TV last year had her rubbing her ass against the statue of a giant German shepherd dog, (zoophilia) or laying down while Blacks crawled out from under the stage to drool over her (negrophila and necrophilia. Or in one TV concert she played a little girl rubbing her ass against the crotch of a man (pedophilia).

Right now, it’s not considered illegal in the U.S. to have sex with an animal unless it appears to be a clear case of animal abuse. Having sex with a dead body is only considered to be abuse of a corpse but not a perversion and of course the Jews encourage every young White gentile girl to shack up with Blacks from Africa.

Seek The Truth, Real Jew News 17 Comments [9/28/2017 11:36:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 18747

The evolution debate is more about Atheist forcing their doctrine of creation on Theist than about anything else. In public schools students are only taught that creation occurs by random mutation while according to Theist teachings is occurs by God’s design. Some Theist say they back Evolution but what they really back is Intelligent Design.

Christians and other religious people are just asking for freedom of religion from the Atheist oppressors.

Kerwin, Christ Matters 31 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 18749

[I've searched and searched and I can't find any evidence that Haeckel was ever put on trial for fraud [for his embryonic drawings]]

This is great. Evolutionist-atheist are denying this by omitting it from their websites. I can only find it listed on creationists websites which proves the point I made earlier about with holding information as a form of deception, or lies.

So it never happend eh?

So what's next? Omit the holocaust? There are already several atheist websites saying it never hapened. People believe what they want, and you can believe that Haeckel was never put on trial by his university. Makes no difference to me.

ikester7579, Evolution Fairytale Forum 63 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 18734

can any of you atheists explain scientifically how or why you are alive at this very moment? What is it that makes your brain be "on" and have the ability to think, see, breath and simply "be?"

Indeed, there is no scientific explanation for being alive....which is why evolutionary science is a sham to explain life.

supersport, RichardDawkins.net 35 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 132227

How crazy is this. You pander to the radical homosexual element, by requiring that schools teach about them.

Then, they are pissed off that the schools aren’t going far enough, not enough detail, not enough allegedly historic figures being taught about ,etc.

They pander to this grievance group, and they are still pissed off anyway.

Why even try to appease them, if they are going to be pissed off no matter what you do?

Dilbert San Diego, Free Republic 10 Comments [9/28/2017 9:40:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132252

Another practitioner and I planned to see the Shen Yun performance at 2:00 p.m. on Saturday, March 18, 2017, in Connecticut. However, when I checked the weather forecast on Friday, it said that there was a 50% chance of snow between 9:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m. on Saturday. I thought that the weather might discourage many people from attending the show.

Since I was off work that Friday, I decided to send righteous thoughts every hour on the hour. I saw through my celestial eye a green bead in the sky above the theater, which made me think that we should go to the theater before the show and send righteous thoughts.

I also saw snow on the way to Connecticut and Faluns. Above the theater, I saw the last name of the practitioner I was going to see the show with, along with a Falun. I immediately called the practitioner and said, “Our mission tomorrow is to clean up the evil that is attempting to keep people from going to the show. We must protect and help them to attend the show.”

I also said that I could only eliminate evil elements from the dimensions designated to me, and I could not do the same in others' dimensions. We agreed to send righteous thoughts at the top of every hour to clear up the weather for the following day.

When I woke up at 4:00 a.m., the weather forecast had not changed. I decided to meditate and clear up the weather later.

My celestial eye showed me that Master was surrounded by a big fire. I felt very sad to see Master suffering for us. A week prior, I saw that Master was hit by the evil’s “nuclear bomb.” Although Master blocked the scene with a white matter, I still saw that he was bleeding.

I was shocked to see Master’s horrific wound. After I finished meditating, the weather forecast improved. Light snow was predicted between 9:00 a.m. and 10:00 a.m.. I began to cry, knowing that Master suffered burns so people could attend the Shun Yun show. I knew that what I had seen was just the tip of the iceberg.

We left for Connecticut at 10:00 a.m.. We did not encounter snow or rain on the road, despite the forecast of snow for New York. Entering Connecticut, the weather got even better. It remained sunny until the show ended at 4:30 p.m. After we got back to New York after 6:00 p.m., there was a light drizzle.

The show was a huge success, and the theater was packed. I was so happy for the audience members. They had no idea how much Master suffered in order to save them. My heart was crying for Master’s boundless compassion. I also felt ashamed that we did not do our job well and let Master down.

I got a message from a practitioner at 10:00 p.m. on March 24, 2017. Mexico City had a power outage one hour before the Shen Yun show was to begin. I immediately began sending righteous thoughts. I knew Master would not allow the old forces to commit such a crime. I was fully confident that the interference would be cleared soon. Shortly afterward, I got another message that the power had been restored.

Although I can only see a few things, every time I see Master suffering for people, I am shocked and deeply touched. I also feel extremely fortunate to be able to help Master in saving people. I have no idea how much longer I can continue to do this. I do not even dare to think about that. I can never do enough to deserve Master’s compassion.

Unknown author, Minghui 2 Comments [9/28/2017 1:38:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132258

Hello Wakalix. A creator is necessary because there is no other way that the universe can possibly exist. Think about it, the universe is so vast and creation is so unbelievable that there HAS to be a creator somehow. As an atheist I didn't believe it either like you don't but, it's the truth.

What evidence is there that scripture can be taken as a science text book? You mean besides faith? Well for one the Bible has predicted things since before Christ came to the earth. Like I said, it proved the world was round before Christopher Columbus proved it. It also proved in Genesis 3:15 that both men and women possess the seed of life (Sperm and the Egg). This wasn't discovered by science until the 17th century. These are just some of the things the Bible has proven.

mmbattlestar, Christian Boards 20 Comments [9/28/2017 1:38:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132216

In her interview with CNN's KFile, Godwin echoed the other attendees' sentiments about the Constitution, saying that it was Moore's understanding of the nation's founding text that led her to support his current campaign for Senate. She added that there hasn't been a Constitution since President Barack Obama was elected, saying, "It's been a theoretical document rolled up on the shelf of the archives just like President Davis said that Abraham Lincoln did to it."

"I want people like Mitch McConnell and the NRA and CNN and Donald Trump to stay out of our business down here," Godwin said. "That's the problem. You Yankees, you have done nothing but stick your freakin' nose in our business down here in the South. We don't want you down here in the South, don't you understand that? I would love to see every Yankee go back to Massachusetts and to New York City, you know it?"

Patricia Godwin, CNN 8 Comments [9/28/2017 9:35:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Hu's On First

Quote# 132218

Dana Summers, Facebook 16 Comments [9/28/2017 9:36:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 132241

Right-wing commentator, conspiracy theorist and Donald Trump–obsessed sycophant Wayne Allyn Root unleashed a rant on his radio broadcast on Monday in which he vowed that he and his fellow Trump supporters will destroy the NFL and its commissioner, Roger Goodell, for allowing players to kneel in protest during the national anthem.

“The rebels with the pitchforks are back and we’re going to drive the NFL to its knees,” Root declared. “Boycott the NFL and demand the firing of Charles Goodell’s little goody-two-shoes spoiled brat son, Roger Go-To-Hell.”

“Roger, bye bye,” Root taunted. “We’re bringing you to your knees and we’re taking out the NFL.”

Root promised to wage a relentless war against the NFL for allowing players to “kneel and disrespect my flag and my country” and “disrespect vets, and disrespect cops, and disrespect active military.”

“Your dad was a putz and you, my friend, are a putz, Roger Go-To-Hell,” he continued. “Goodbye, Roger. We’re driving you out and we’re going to bankrupt the NFL for the next two weeks and prove, with specific action, that 63 million Trump voters have the power to take a business that disrespects us … and knock them down.”

“We’re going to war, baby,” Root boasted, “and Trump and us are winning.”

Wayne Allyn Root, Right Wing Watch 15 Comments [9/28/2017 1:35:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom