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Quote# 5525

When I was a teenager, I took all my secular music records and busted them up in my room with a hammer. Why, cause the lyrics were not of God, his thoughts, his desires, and promoted witch craft, perversion, and satan worship.

A, Christianity.com Forums 13 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 31777

[RE: a post stating that children of unbelievers may not be raptured]

Oh man! I am sure some of you guys know that I have been struggling with the idea of adoption. After the Middle East summit and many saying that within a year we might be raptured. I kept having a feeling of urgency to start the adoption but then I thought "it really won't matter though. The child will be raptured anyway" due to the idea that all children under the age of accountability will be raptured.

If this is true, then I am DEFINITELY getting this thing going.


JenGC, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [11/30/2007 10:00:39 PM]
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Quote# 647

[After being asked if he's considered that the Bible may be only the result of superstitious human authors]

Yes, it has occured to me. But I have rejected the notion based on Faith. Frankly, I'm nothing without my Faith. Besides, I've examined the evidense provided by the athiests that God does not exist, and I have found it sorely lacking.

Eagle299, Comic Book Resources Forums 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 68784

Could it also be though that the [abortion] "doctors" are trying to lie to themselves by repeating the mantra "It's not a baby" (then what the hell is it? A rutabaga?)?

Either way it's all part of the dehumanizing process. Hitler didn't view the Jews as fully human either.

AtomicLibSmasher, Moonbattery 40 Comments [12/21/2009 10:52:32 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 72462

[Why did a judge rule that the National Day of Prayer was unconstitutional?]

Because some atheist that "doesn't believe in God" has to shut out any reference to this "non-existent God", so he can fool himself into believing that there "is no God"!

Is it not interesting that so many will try to stop others from doing what hurts them not, yet enriches them not either, when they achieve their goal?

No wonder God calls them fools! Seems a pretty apt description.

Makes as much sense as me trying to get my neighbor to refrain from getting up early just because I like to sleep late.

If I succeed, I have not done myself a bit of good, but neither is the early riser harming me by getting up early; so what's the point????

I personally think it's an attempt to ease that gnawing feeling that there "IS A GOD", but "I don't want to know about Him, 'cause I'll be obligated to admit that I don't hold the reins!"

freedomnut, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [4/25/2010 6:27:15 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 3074

As a matter of fact I do NOT let my kids watch ANYTHING with witchcraft, even wizard of oz. They dont see any Disney movies with witches at all, or even the Dora the Explorer that has the wizard or the witch on.

MindieRose, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 75535

[On Britain giving aid to Pakistan]

Sending them money , are you kidding me ???
So they can kill Christians humanitarian ?
I hope the problem will get worst down there, a meteorite strike would be nice, plagues of Egypt is fine too !
Yes please God and on the mecca too !!

Corey_Delaney, English Defense League 58 Comments [8/25/2010 3:50:17 PM]
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Quote# 29806

I neglected God this weekend..got out of my routine and was talking with Him about it this morning and He told me I need to spend my first fruits of the day(morning), my last fruits(bedtime) and He wants me to nourish my spiritual body at lunch time now(read the Bible) while I nourish my physical one. It is very easy to get oppressed by this world and culture we live in. God told me to I need to keep my self absorbed by Him...


gentlefriend, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [10/9/2007 4:46:49 PM]
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Quote# 67640

[Re: movie being made about Mohammad]

What better way to get your belief out there than to make a high quality (money wise) movie and have it done by someone who has made millions from making movies! It's too bad that these big movie makers aren't as interested in doing a big money movie on the life and death of Christ and it's purpose! [Emphasis added]

Christina, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [11/16/2009 12:51:37 PM]
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Quote# 75217

I don't advocate violent overthrow of the government, just the Marxist asshats who have taken it over in an attempt to destroy America and what it stands for along with all their foreign invader buddies swarming into the country while TOTUS looks the other way. I doubt it will ever come to that, but there are over a million of us veterans who swore to defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC. Just because we're out of uniform does not mean our oath is moot.

I guess that's why we're at the top of Nappy's hit list...mmmm?

chuck in st paul, Moonbattery 63 Comments [8/15/2010 4:52:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Marshall Garvey
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Quote# 62678

Actually, fundamentalists really arnt that scary, except for the Muslim ones. I can’t think of any christian, hindu, jew, or buddist who would kill for their religion. The fact is, despite what you see in Hollywood, radicals just tend to be creepy, not violent.

(when subsequently challenged over the Crusades:) Ummmmmm, FYI, The Crusades were done by Catholics, not christians. Yes most everybody puts Christians all in one catogory with the catholics, but there is a huge difference. The fact that we use the same religiouse book (sort of) dose not matter.

V Gard, PunditKitchen 73 Comments [5/26/2009 10:22:40 AM]
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Quote# 65704

Every country that has experimented with women in actual combat has abandoned the idea, and the notion that Israel uses women in combat is a feminist myth.

Phyllis Schlafly, Eagle Forum 70 Comments [9/13/2009 7:28:36 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 3353

Sherrie is right, gay people do recruit. When I was 18 I had a roommate that tried to recruit me. She got me very confused. God did help me thru it and would not let me stray.

christine, BaptistBoard 22 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 33991

Computers are a form of TECHNOLOGY.

If there is any science involved please tell me

spreadingtheword, Reiging in Science 68 Comments [1/22/2008 10:34:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Damen
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Quote# 6735

Because they [homosexuals] are all unemployed and have nothing better to do than harass and annoy people with thier dumbass parades.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 14 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 26946

Very brave guys. God bless them.
Three things: first, homosexuals lose their humanity when they succumb to this sort of depravity and become little more than animals.
Second, they needed to be treated that way. Christians should seek armed protection when they go up against animlas like this.
Third: the first amendment was meant to protect expression, not exhibition. We should pass a law that anyone who participates in a Gay pride rally should be executed, (after due process of course.)



Farmer18th, Free Republic 54 Comments [7/4/2007 1:20:17 AM]
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Quote# 73179

As I predicted you like banging the rape drum. Yes, I know that rape is bad but you have to admit that there are a lot of worse things, like terminal disease, loss of a limb, or despair. I know it’s humiliating but when it’s over it’s over, not like cancer.

Yes, a Christian woman suffers less from rape than another woman. Are you asking me if I think rapists should go after Christian women? Well if they do they will be faced with the strength and will of the Lord and may even come to His side when they see how little their pathetic abuse can do to a woman of faith!

No you didn’t misunderstand about why rape is a sin. It makes no sense for it to be a sin for a man to rape his wife since a man can’t rape his wife. It’s just not logical, like stealing your own car or pocking your own pocket.

Maybe you got raped and enjoy harping on it. Well the whole world doesn’t revolve around you. Get over it, clear your head and come to God. [Emphasis added]

Censored One, IAmAnAtheist 90 Comments [5/25/2010 9:50:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 75536

[On Obama supporting the mosque two blocks from Ground Zero]

well well .. whats the bet that obama ends up with lead in his head ....

JFK died a true hero, he died because he believed in freedoms, america has changed so much since JFK. If obama is shot like JFK he wont die a hero .... he will die a villian and not many people will shed a tear ..... i wonder what the cia have planned for this moron .....

sooner he goes the better tbh ... america needs to vote him out or he needs to be removed by force !

boudicca, English Defense League 57 Comments [8/25/2010 6:38:45 AM]
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Quote# 75185

This is offensive, any who supports a mosque at ground zero is either a terrorist or an apologist. Last year I wrote 'Soldiers of the Skies' a novel, my first and the muslims threatened me and came to my house and left 'gifts' there is nothing that these animals won't resort to. We can notlet them have any victory or perception of victory. For muslims to talk about acceptance and tolerance is laughable they are the ultimate in cultural imperialists. Do it our way in the way we tell you or we will kill you. If the Mosque is built I will personally visit it once a month and urinate on it.

Victory Phoenix, Moonbattery 120 Comments [8/13/2010 6:43:19 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 1672

['Is being gay always wrong?']

there ar some Religions that actually approved them - rare and not Christainity until lately when the Gay Pagans seem to have taken over.
I think it could be right for Islam. Unfortunatley they kill practicing homosexuals so the only release they have is to become suicide bombers. Better I say they stick to spreading AIDS - pretty harmless to decent people, but Islamic bombs can kill anyone.

biochemrex, Christian Forums 5 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 70322

Coakley insulted people with religious values by declaring that those who oppose abortion probably shouldn't work in emergency rooms because an occasional patient might demand an immediate abortion. Feminists refuse to allow respect for a right of conscience because that might get in the way of their ideology that abortion is women's premier right.

Feminists pretend they want all laws and behavior to be gender-neutral, with identical treatment of male and female (and other genders, whatever they are). But when it comes to domestic violence and child abuse, feminist ideology decrees that men are naturally batterers and women never lie so they don't have to present evidence in order to convict a man.

Phyllis Schlafly, TownHall.com 37 Comments [2/12/2010 11:38:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 50906

Can science make a machine....?

Can science make a machine that takes brown dirt and turn it into white milk?

God did... its called a cow. Science cant reproduce that.

The Apostle, Yahoo Answers 60 Comments [10/30/2008 12:52:23 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 75506

Let us put things into perspective, shall we? The American idea of freedom of religion came from our Founding Fathers. At that time people weren't flying planes into our buildings, and domestic terrorism from Muslim extremists wasn't something our country was dealing with. It is my belief that our Founding Fathers would have been more specific in their freedom-of-religion campaign had they known the price would be our Twin Towers and the thousands of Americans inside. This country has given shelter to many who are under attack for their beliefs, but when their beliefs start attacking our people, that's when we have problems.

Chrissy Satterfield, World Net Daily 53 Comments [8/24/2010 1:58:27 AM]
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Quote# 20721

If you feel you married the wrong person, then you need to ask God to humble you. Anyone can live with anybody if they can learn to be a nobody.
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Let me also say, If Jesus was willing to be despised and rejected of men, beaten to a pulp, mistreated, scorned, assaulted, spit upon, and crucified to death ... FOR US ... then we should follow Christ's example when our spouse does the same things to us.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior.com 71 Comments [2/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Whom
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Quote# 44101

ive long fought to try to get my 16 year old grand daughter to accept jesus but she says she doesnt believe. but ive heard her listening to something called Jesus Christ Superstar in her car and on her ipod thing. she says she just likes the music and it is true she loves musicals. but i think this is gods way of telling me shes accepting christ, however slowly

olivery2k, Jesus Christ Superstar 43 Comments [8/2/2008 6:08:40 PM]
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