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Quote# 58174

{Two children should be limit, says green guru}

Well, on the bright side, if only the "tree huggers" take this seriously, in a couple of decades there won't be any of them left. Only us uneducated, unenlightened, mother earth hating fools will be left.

Mwwwahhhhha!! Won't that just tickle them??

angelka71, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [2/8/2009 1:10:19 PM]
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Quote# 142030

(=Regarding Mike Pence=)

Richard Dawkins Foundation:
Dear @VP,
Your religion is disgusting, oppressive, and anti-intellectual. It isn’t intolerant to point this out to you. Turns out, freedom of speech means we get to tell you that the religion you’re free to believe in is utter nonsense.

Martin Yirrell: And remember we all know God exists.

Martin Yirrell, Twitter 11 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:22 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 142068

on being friends with a pedophile that actively downloads real child porn

Napier: Tough one. I said I'd remain his friend, but without having experienced this scenario I can't say I'm sure

LIONsob: Stay friends and think that the prosecution is politicaly motivated thought-policing.

Joey P : I'd feel sorry for him but remain friends with him. He knows he has a problem and he deals with it in such a way that he's not harming anyone. What he does in his own house, by himself is his business, not mine, not anyone elses.

even sven: I'd have no problem remaining friends with him. People have all sorts of strange fantasies, and as long as you can recognize the difference between fantasy and reality, I see nothing wrong with beating off to whatever.

infovoreAs long as Al has never done anything to a real child and proactively keeps himself away from children, I would remain his friend. I would feel very sorry for him and it would probably squick me out--I'm not sure that the friendship would continue in the same form that it did before the material was discovered. But as long as he had not and would not hurt, bother, or otherwise cause mental or physical harm to actual kids, then yes, I'd stay his friend.

Napier, Lionsib, even Sven ,Joey p, infovore, The straight dope 4 Comments [1/21/2019 5:11:08 AM]
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Quote# 142025

The Massive Population Increase Evidences We're In The End Times

The following graph reveals the startling explosion in the world's population numbers over the past 300 years, especially the past 100 years (i.e., one century). Clearly something very different is happening in the world and this massive growth rate cannot be stopped without massive genocide, murderous abortion, global sterilization or war on an unprecedented scale which will kill billions of innocent souls!!! Everything I just mentioned is already in the diabolical blueprints of the globalists and their monstrous New World Order, which will be completed likely around 2030.


I'm just a guy who's a Christian and loves Jesus, and I have a website ministry for the Lord (for which I thank and praise God daily). My personal opinion is that the Pretribulation Rapture is VERY near! The trumpet is out of the case! Amen! I'm waiting for the Uppertaker, not the undertaker! The political saber-rattling between the leaders of the nations cannot last indefinitely. Tension is building! At some point red buttons are going to be pushed and things will BLOW UP!

We're living in a whole new ballgame of predator drones, anti-matter weapons, computer-fired guns, laser-beam weapons in outer space, and new super weapons beyond imagination. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 16 Comments [1/18/2019 9:09:24 AM]
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Quote# 139285

Christianity doesn’t condone homosexuality, but instead, Scripture penalizes homosexuality with capital punishment. Murder is just as evil.

If murder had been legalized in the same fashion as homosexuality, as just being a different culture and perspective on the rights of murderers to exercise their intense desire to slaughter their fellow man, these stories wouldn’t be as sensational. One can argue that many Mafioso are really good people, they just enforce their laws differently than the police. Just look at how many charities Al Capone helped out.

Still doesn’t make him a legitimate good guy. Same with homosexuals. Not to mention, there are a large number of homosexuals seeking to use their adopted children in heinous activity.

Cvengr, Free Republic 13 Comments [7/28/2018 1:05:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 57974

[Evolution does not attempt to account for the ORIGIN of life...]

keep trying to back pedal here...there are all kinds of charts and bogus diagrams with science predicting origins of mankind from animals and back to amino acids and back to simple proteins and back to....to NOT see DESIGN in this process is blindness personified.

Echoes, Harmony Central 14 Comments [2/8/2009 1:04:16 PM]
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Quote# 57959

Do you realise also that if the speed at which the world turned was out by even just as little as one second then we would very soon have a mix up of day and night and all our seasons etc!

Who causes the sun to rise every day? How the seas know their boundaries - wow!

When did the rest of the animal kingdom agree that we humans should be in charge of the planet?

The questions go on and on for us as creationists.

lisa lee, Y! answers 43 Comments [2/8/2009 1:07:57 PM]
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Quote# 142004

Today's Laugh 1-14-19


Frog in stewpot over hot stove, reading his computer screen (yes I'm serious).

Pot is labelled JOHN Q SHEEPLE

FROG (reading): "House dems' priorities: no wall, impeach, climate change. Eh.
Being a man is a mental disorder. 'Child conjugals' not abnormal.
Islamists direct school textbooks. Hmm.
OOOH! Ellen has a new game show!

There's a glut of frog legs right now; only gonna get worse.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 16 Comments [1/17/2019 2:23:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 130034

We ended up giving them both spankings. They both got a brushing from me and a dose of the slipper from their father. We also had them write apology letters to their grandmother. We were going to leave it at that but they threw such a fit when we told them they were to be spanked that we decided they needed extended bedtime spankings. At first it was only for three days but they had a tantrum so now it's every night for a week. The way we do bedtime spankings is after their baths they wait in their room in their pajamas. Me or my husband come in and bare their bottoms and we put them in the diaper position and hold up their legs and they get their butts roasted with the spoon. This is only the second time we've done extended spankings and it worked wonderfully. Hopefully they learn their lesson because I really don't want to have to repeat it.

Sophie, Circle of Moms 22 Comments [8/2/2017 12:36:46 AM]
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Quote# 142017

The op-ed’s author wrote that “many federal agencies are now operating more effectively from the top down on a fraction of their workforce” and that “we do not want most employees to return, because we are working better without them.”

Roughly 800,000 federal employees are currently going without pay, and millions of Americans who rely on the agencies those employees usually run — everything from the Food and Drug Administration to the Department of the Interior to the Department of Homeland Security — are going without services, except for those provided by workers deemed essential to national security or public safety.

“Now that we are shut down, not only are we identifying and eliminating much of the sabotage and waste, but we are finally working on the president’s agenda,” the official wrote, adding in conclusion: “Wasteful government agencies are fighting for relevance but they will lose. Now is the time to deliver historic change by cutting them down forever.”

A Senior Trump Official, Talking Points Memo 18 Comments [1/17/2019 2:33:32 AM]
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Quote# 142015

I was doing Bible studies at my local church and the pastor described one time an event to me that changed my view permanently. It went something like this;

He said "When a person sins it crushes the heart of God". He took a piece of paper and said "When we sin it is like this" and crunched the paper into a ball with one hand(we single handedly hurt God). Threw it on the ground and stompped on it. Then he said "this is what every person on the planet is doing all day, every day to God". "7 billion times a day all day". "Who does that to their father"? "We deserve hell". "But through the death of Jesus we got our second chance". "Don't waist the blood". Punched me right in the face that did, I even had a tear run down my cheek at the time. Yes I make errors but never deliberately or without care, that's negligence.

Peter Baumann, Quora 15 Comments [1/17/2019 2:31:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 142044

White-splaining… LMFAO.. SMH.. Sigh.. I am not White. I’m Black.

I’m not White-splaining, because I have no perspective on the White experience; nor care to — I’m speaking as a Black person who has seen racism their entire lives. Do you understand what that’s like?

So to see it here is disturbing…

Maybe you read what I wrote but your own reactionary senses thought “this is a White man” so you immediately assumed I was “White-splaining” or “Man-splaining” .. which just means, you’re not really trying to engage with me in a conversation — but instead tell me why I should shut the fuck up because I’m somehow privileged.

You’re sitting here telling me I have no idea what racism is when I’ve been beaten within an inch of my life by the Cleveland Police Department; when I’ve bad a bottle broke across my face for being a so-called “nigger” at the age of 8 by a bunch of teenage White boys; when I was told I didn’t belong in my neighborhood because I looked like a dope dealer…

Think about your own prejudice to assume SO much about me simply because I said Dear Leader is making racist comments?

Just stop.. and think about what you just said… just slow down for a minute.. damn.

Your response is something of a non sequitur: being a black person who has seen racism his entire life is no more incompatible with white-’splaining than being a woman is incompatible with man-’splaining. White-’splaining is defined by its content, not by the color of the speaker or writer. (Note that I am not commenting either way on the merits of Raucous Indignation’s charge.)
Wow. this is a first on this blog. A black man being accused of whitesplainin. And someone actually defending it as a non sequitur. #arglebargle

BMScott, Daily Kos 7 Comments [1/19/2019 7:05:35 AM]
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Quote# 142031

(In a debate on the right to die)

Slow agnozing deaths build character, u murderers

Bailey Beier, Facebook 15 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 141893

Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe

I can get you guys and others to help me with my plan to restore the true heir to the throne by showing you that it is a cause of social justice. The Wars of the Roses happened because the Yorkists claimed the throne by being senior in primogeniture because they were descended from the daughter of Lionel Duke of Clarence who did not have any sons. The Lancasterians claimed the throne by descent of John of Gaunt since they were misogynists who didn’t think that females should inherit the throne.

The Yorkists were therefore on the feminist side of the Wars of the Roses and Elizabeth II is descended from the Lancasterian side. Therefore for the cause of social justice, you and others should support having the Yorkist heir put on England’s throne. Therefore join my society.

Jacob Harrison,  FSTDT Forums 50 Comments [1/7/2019 1:41:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 97765

If I were President of the United States

-Replace the federal income tax with a system where each citizen pays a set amount of taxes a year to fund the military and other essential functions.

-All other operations of the federal government would either be privatized (Medicare, Social Security), converted to support by user fees (Interstate highways), or eliminated (bloated bureaucracy like the Department of Education and the Department of Energy).

-Repeal all unconstitutional laws, particularly those that target the First Amendment freedoms of speech and religion in the name of political correctness or "nondiscrimination," those that target the Second Amendment right to bear arms in the name of "safety," and those that interfere with the rights of the states.

-Repeal Obamacare and replace with tort reform, the opening up of the sale of insurance across state lines, and encourage people to get HDHP's and HSA's.

-Step up border security and crack down on illegal immigration.

-Ban the ownership of cats and make elimination of this invasive species from the U.S. a top priority.

-Eliminate welfare. Allow private charities to help the truly needy. Those who are able to work should do so.

-Eliminate most foreign aid. It should only be used to help true democracies who are surrounded by hostile dictatorships like Israel.

-Eliminate affirmative action and other programs that discriminate based on race, sex, etc. People should be judged not on the color of their skin but on the content of their character.

-Introduce a "Bill of Gamers Rights" to ensure that video games are not subject to bans or censorship.

-Eliminate burdensome regulations. Trust the free market to reward good companies and punish bad companies.

-Eliminate the minimum wage. It kills jobs and causes inflation.

-Ban discrimination against conservatives in hiring at schools and colleges. Kids should hear both sides of the issues, particularly controversial ones like evolution and global warming.

-Introduce a strict voter ID law and investigate widespread voter fraud in Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, etc. If the investigation deems it necessary, the federal government could conduct the election in those cities in place of corrupt local authorities. We must maintain the integrity of elections.

-Reform the electoral college based on the Virginia plan: 1 electoral vote per district won plus 2 elector votes to the winner of the most districts in the state (split 1-1 in case of a tie).

-Appoint emergency managers to run troubled cities on the brink of bankruptcy.

-Launch a full investigation of the IRS targeting of conservatives. Make sure those responsible are held accountable, no matter how high up they are.

-Introduce a "Right to Work" amendment to the U.S. Constitution so that no one can be fired for refusing to join a union.

What do you say? Do I have your vote?

GoemonFan471986, gamefaqs 99 Comments [11/21/2013 4:21:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Zim!

Quote# 35322

Most of these comments miss this person's point. He cited a page reference where Darwin himself claimed that animals and plants have the same origin. Who believes that plants and animals evolved from the same origin today?

He could have equally argued the origin of the races according to many early evolutionists.

Whites evolved from the more intelligent chimp, Blacks the more primitive ignorant gorilla and Asians from the orangutan. When was the theory of the origin of races disproved?

amoore824, YouTube 66 Comments [2/22/2008 8:17:19 AM]
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Quote# 142029

Richard Dawkins Foundation: A magistrate who resigned rather than perform gay weddings shouldn't be getting a payoff.

(link: http://ow.ly/ZN2e30irT2p) ow.ly/ZN2e30irT2p

Martin Yirrell: Why not, gay wedding are a lie, marriage is only between a man and woman.

Martin Yirrell, Twitter 9 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:03 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 58270

ERVs are good information gone bad. It is a contamination that contaminates according to susceptibility. There are no transitional fossils for any of the millions of species, there is no observed evolution. The flu is just trying to survive and it will never change into a cat. The flu is not even a life form. It is just bad information replicating itself.

seekmosttoprophesy, YouTube 26 Comments [2/8/2009 6:21:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 57880

A rational intelligent person will observe both creationism and evolution as interrelated and inconclusive as studies at this present stage. The universe came into being by a thought manifesting itself as a reality. Inter procreation between man and beasts and the mingling of races has blurred any distinctions as such. Man has not evolved from apes although interaction by the two did form such bestial beings giving rise to speculation. Creationism determines Adams innocent fornications with the creature producing a breed of miscreants of sorts. Any attempts to understand the false premise of evolutionary theory is futile as it is inconsistent and unproven. A good scientist can prove or disprove anything at will. It requires not too great an effort on the parts of scientific creationism ...

intuition, yahoo answers 20 Comments [2/8/2009 1:02:24 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle

Quote# 40558

"During the Salem, Massachusetts witch trials of 1692, 13 women were executed." http://www2.ari.net/rjohnson/articles/FEAR.MUP.html

I remember reading somewhere that this wasn't witches at all. It was Christian women who caught the elite using witchcraft and they were burned at the stake instead.

Robert Howard, Prison Planet 44 Comments [6/6/2008 3:57:36 PM]
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Quote# 51058

Queers are deviant, effeminate, HIV positive, Aids infected, rotten plague carrying man-devils.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, depressed, neurotic socio-paths and only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge.

Dykes seduce wives, daughters, infants and beasts for their unnatural dog-like sex acts and are consumed with so much lust of the flesh they cannot express normal love.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, animals, dead bodies of humans and refusing to worship Jesus as Lord will damn all fags to the eternal lake of fire with Satan.

It is acceptable for the righteous to heap words of filth upon the obscene dyke/fag and when seen in public ridicule and rebuke them; this will please the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.

[Much, much later on:]



POB 1505


R. Michael Hands, Th.D., Last Chance Rescue Mission, Wilmington, CA 55 Comments [10/31/2008 6:56:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 95913

Today I would like to focus on the cosmopolitan and anti-racial concept of fashion. Like food Europeans are being persuaded, brainwashed and even cajoled into wearing clothing styles which are inappropriate to them culturally and physiologically. One specific example comes to mind, particularly at this time of the year: the sandal or even worse the `flip-flop`.

For years now I have observed Englishmen, increasingly of all ages adopt this ridiculous `fashion` trait of wearing usually knickerbockers and sandals. Old men are usually distinguished by the presence of white socks. Younger men are bare-footed[one can only imagine the resultant poor foot hygiene and stink]. Since childhood I have never worn short trousers or sandals. Instinctively I regard it as effeminate an ungermanic. I have no doubt at all that this modern trend is intended to emasculate Germanic man, giving him almost a homosexual or at least metrosexual air. Just as there is increasingly a drive by global capitalism to blur the edges between races so we are experiencing this also with the sexes. It is the goal of global capitalism[driven no doubt by zionist hatred towards the Aryan race] to create a single global unified market place where their shoddy goods can be bought by millions more people without distinction of race or gender. Zionism is the cause behind this and capitalism is the tool for we know which tribe the majority of global company directors and major shareholders belong to-or we should do!

To me there is something unnatural, something ungermanic, something alien about male flip-flop and sandal wearers. It has nothing to do with the weather as such as these `men` creep out from under their holes in spring and there is nothing hot about an English spring, certainly not in the north of England where we are close to Scandinavia. These people invoke the same kind of reaction in me as the idiotic hordes of mobile phone owners who walk, drive and cycle without taking their gaze from their latest technological toy. It is difficult but I manage to suppress any violent urges! Visions of my combat boots coming crashing down on a metrosexual`s sandalled foot are difficult to banish!

Wotans Krieger, Aryan Myth and Metahistory 100 Comments [8/9/2013 3:28:17 AM]
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Quote# 142003

Is Melissa Joan Hart one of the Elect?

My utmost illustious fellow true Christians:

Have you seen the recent news relative to Melissa Joan Hart, the actress that used to be a slut of the secular TV and movies, supposedly turning her life around and possibly becoming a Christian? The recent article about her even mentions that she trained her son to minister to the Jew, and had success in talking to a Heeb mother and son about our beloved Jesus! Praise and Glory!

While this is indeed an encouraging bit of news, the Christian must always remember to keep an eye out for the false Christian. Especially when such comes in the shape of the second class human -- the woman. 1 Tim 2:12-14 . Therefore, it is only a simple logical syllogism, that the Christian must judge whether this supposed change of Hart is genuine or a rouse. 1 Cor 2:15.

According the article linked below, Hart grew up pagan (Cathlic). We also know that she was a harlot for much of her life as an actress, including a stint on TV where she promoted witchcraft and lesbidianism. Now she attends a Presbyterian church and still seems to have the habit of wearing man's clothes, but she sounds as if though she may be a Christian. She studies the Bible daily, prays to Jesus, and conducts healthy spiritual warfare.
Could Melissa Joan Hart be one of the Elect, on her way out of the apostate Presbyterian church?

News article on the subject: https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/entertainment/2019/january/this-is-a-jesus-home-satans-not-welcome-here-how-melissa-joan-hart-went-from-teenage-witch-to-spiritual-warfare

Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D., Disqus Grace and Truth 17 Comments [1/17/2019 2:23:06 AM]
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Quote# 141998

If your media has any gay characters, it's shit.

Give Her The D, Kiwi Farms 15 Comments [1/17/2019 2:16:11 AM]
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Quote# 141997

The scientific method is not exclusively limited to but generally limited to repeat experimentation / observation.

If the THEORY of evolution was a merited as those who buy into believe, it would have been the LAW of evolution a long time ago. Evolutionists will state for the record it's not even a good theory.

JohnDBaptiste, BaptistBoard 12 Comments [1/17/2019 2:10:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Klagg
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