Quote# 140278

Today's Laugh 9-4-18



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Caption: Let the indoctrination begin: start of kindergarten 2018
Little girl: Trump is a bad man. Republicans are mean. I could be a boy if I wanna. 2 + 2 = five!

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 14 Comments [9/4/2018 6:57:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 140256

Two hundred years ago, human beings were subject to harsh Natural Selection. People born with mutant genes, those who had a poor immune system, simply didn’t grow old enough to procreate. Forty percent of us died before we reached adulthood. This is now down to negligible levels in developed countries.

Accordingly, Woodley of Menie and his team aver that Calhoun’s experiment–which created a “Mouse Utopia”–will provide a good indication of what will happen to us.

In Calhoun’s “Mouse Utopia” at the University of Maryland, there were no predators, no bad weather, no possibility to escape, and no epidemics, because the mice were ensured to be healthy when they entered. There was a huge amount of space. It was, in other words, paradise for mice.

In July 1968, the experiment began. The parallels with the Industrial Revolution are simply spooky. Just as with the Industrial Revolution, which witnessed the collapse of child mortality due to improved medical science and living conditions, there was an enormous population spike. Numbers doubled every 55 days until there were 620 mice.

At this point population growth began to slow down, just as happened in Western countries in the early Twentieth Century. Doubling then only occurred every 145 days. And, just as in the West, Calhoun started to see more and more elderly—and even senile—mice.

By day 315, Calhoun started to notice interesting behavior changes in the mice. More and more males became what he called “the beautiful ones.” These effete males would make no attempt to fight or copulate with females. They simply spend their time washing each other and eating.

By contrast, female behavior became increasingly aggressive: they would attack males, throw their offspring out of the nest too young, attack their young, and actively avoid sex.

...

Calhoun put this collapse down to the consequences of overcrowding. But Woodley and his team showed that the colony was nowhere close to overcrowded when the population growth began to decline. Woodley and his team see the problem as much more fundamental.

They argue that all health problems, both physical and mental, are interrelated. This is because they all reflect the same phenomenon: what the team call “high mutational load.”

For example, consider autism. It is definitely a result of mutant genes because it is more likely to develop the older your father is, meaning it a result of defective, mutant sperm. Autism is associated with all manner of other mental and physical health problems.

The Woodley of Menie team further argue that the brain is extremely sensitive to mutation, because it is fantastically complicated. 84% of our genome relates to the brain. This means that even a small number of mutations can have a massive impact on behavior. The effect is magnified in social animals like mice and men behavior is learned and mutations can interfere with social processes which allow adaptive behavior to be correctly taught.

Woodley of Menie calls these “spiteful mutations.” And as the carriers grow in number, they can pressure even non-carriers to conform to their maladaptive behavior.

For example, childless women may encourage other women not to have children. Mothers are shamed as “failures” because they didn’t focus on a career. Even non-carriers of maladaptive behavior are impacted.

In other words, mice have key evolved instincts which allow them to survive. Every generation, some mutant mice—who lack these instincts–are born. But their maladaptive instincts—no desire to breed or fight, or zero maternal instinct—are a product of mutation. They also carry other mutations, leading to poor immune systems or physical weakness. So they die young, and don’t pass on their mutant genes.

But in Calhoun’s mouse experiment, these mice survived and had children. The children survived and more and more mutations built-up until the potentially normal mice were a tiny minority who didn’t have the chance to learn appropriate behavior or how to relate to other mice.

And, ultimately, almost all the mice were mutants. The rest were totally maladapted and the population died out.

This “Mutational Meltdown” is happening in the West. The authors present clear evidence for it: huge spikes in autism and genetic disorders. This could be extended to include the prevalence of eating disorders, homosexuality, sexual identity problems, and the desire to not have children.

“Spiteful mutations” undermine things like religion, which is little more than a way of promoting evolutionary imperatives. For example: go forth and multiply, cooperative with each other, repel the invader.

But we now have liberal religion, which is basically post-modernism plus a vague religious sense. It reflects the increasing number of people whose instinct is to destroy their own genetic interests.

Humans have evolved instincts. In the past, those with mutant genes causing them to lack them died young without passing on their genes. Now, this is not the case. They live to adulthood, often pass on their own genes and, even they don’t, they still alter the carefully selected nature of the group.

Put simply, we are living in a society increasing composed of and dominated by mutants. And they can be tentatively identified by the fact that they reject the behavioral norms and views which were the unquestioned norm only a few generations ago.

But there is crucial difference between Mouse Utopia and the West. We are the scientists who are maintaining our own utopia. There is a growing body of evidence that intelligence is decreasing. Eventually we won’t be intelligent enough to sustain utopia and we will collapse back to pre-industrial levels of Natural Selection.

The current model of society, like the “Mouse Utopia,” is heading to collapse.

The only questions are whether we can turn it around.

And, if we can’t, what will succeed it.

Lance Welton, VDARE 13 Comments [9/3/2018 2:21:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 140221

(By Græsvik, he's referring to Fredrik Græsvik, a Norwegian journalist)

Græsvik is a foreign correspondent who used to stand up for truth. Now he has cowered amd given up his integrity and bleats with the russophobic hysterics. Putin is the only national leader in the world todays that truly deserves the moniker "statesman".

HalvorHalvor, Twitter 8 Comments [9/1/2018 10:47:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 140162

Wil the Free: Jesus upheld the entire levitical laws, thus I am right to call out people to sleep with the same gender.

Paula Kay: Do you eat bacon? Jesus actually spoke out against many Leviticus laws - when he disobeyed the law of the Sabbath and let his disciples eat corn husks. And when criticised he condemned the Pharisees who would have left a donkey in a pit to die rather than work on the Sabbath to get the animal out.

Wil The Free: Learn the difference between Moral laws, Ceremonial Laws and Civic Law in Leviticus and then get back to me. All you're doing is showing how ignorant you are about the Bible.

Wil The Free, Anchored North 15 Comments [9/2/2018 7:31:16 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 50913

You know what my greatest argument vs atheists is?
That we're the only species on the planet with a sense of humor. Do your cats and dogs have a sense of humor? Do you tell them jokes? Do you bug them? Do they understand what you are doing to them? No, therefore God exists.

Michelle V, Yahoo! Answers 108 Comments [10/30/2008 2:55:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Jessierayvaughn

Quote# 140269

KUALA TERENGGANU, Terengganu: Two Malaysian women were caned Monday (Sep 3) for having lesbian sex in violation of strict Islamic laws, despite an outcry from activists at the "cruel and unjust" punishment.

The case has sparked widespread condemnation and focused attention on what rights groups say is a deteriorating climate for the gay community in the Muslim-majority country.

Campaigners said it was the first time that women in Malaysia have been caned for violating a sharia regulation which forbids same-sex relations.

The country operates a dual-track legal system. Islamic courts can handle religious and family matters for Muslim citizens, as well as cases such as adultery.

The women, aged 22 and 32, were arrested in April by Islamic enforcement officers after they were found in a car in a public square in the northern state of Terengganu, one of the country's most conservative areas.

The pair, whose identities have not been revealed, pleaded guilty last month to breaking Islamic laws and were sentenced to be whipped and fined 3,300 ringgit (US$800).

They were caned at the Sharia High Court in the state capital Kuala Terengganu.

A judge read out their sentence just before 10am (0300 GMT) and then officials meted out the punishment using thin canes in front of a packed courtroom, according to a journalist in the court.

[...]

Court official Wan Abdul Malik Wan Sidek defended the punishment, saying it was not as tough as caning carried out for numerous crimes under Malaysia's civil law.

Caning under Islamic law is carried out with a relatively thin cane on subjects who are fully clothed, and is more about humiliation than causing pain.

Kuala Terengganu Sharia High Court and Wan Abdul Malik Wan Sidek, Channel NewsAsia 12 Comments [9/4/2018 3:00:35 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 98643

Those who ignore the general revelation of God in all creation and his special revelation found in Scripture have never been able and will never be able to develop a philosophically coherent system of morality. It is impossible without the God from whom perfect and infinite morality flows.

Henry B smith , Associates for biblical research 54 Comments [1/8/2014 4:28:43 AM]
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Quote# 50846

*** When One Contemplates the Visciousness of Ones' Enemy.....,

*** When One Interprets the true motives of such....,

*** When Ones' Convictions tell them that Hell is on the March....,

*** When Ones' Righteous Anger is brought to its' limits.....

*** When Ones' Country is being stolen, raped, and plundered in broad daylight....,

*** When Ones' Nation, Family & Children are being sucked into an Abominable agenda ....( Homosexual Indoctrination )

*** When Ones' Country & Constitutional Foundations are outright compromised in full view of its' people.....,

*** When a large % of Ones' Nation is being lulled to sleep by a Regime of Evil Media and Gloibal Minded Bureaucratic Infidels for their own self Agrondizement ......,

*** When Neither Presidential Candidates' answer to give hope to the people and are asleep at the Wheel....

*** When Americas' Sovereinty is on the Line..., and we know that it is being Compromised by Global $$$$$$$ Interests......

*** When our Fearless Radio Gurus' ( Rush, Hannitty, Etc..., Etc..., talk....talk....talk). Which is good....cause at least it is informative! But talk is Cheap......and unless there is action on the talk....it continiues as
talk....till the group who is willing to do "more" than talk....makes a move !

*** Bottom line in my opinion is this....and i am sorry if this ruffles any feathers or scares the begeeebers out of anyone.....!!!

But the truth is...."Freedom is not Free" !!

It never has been...., and never will be !

We will.......have to fight for it !

This Fact....., is in the Bible....and in every History book from time forward hence !

Battle...upon Battle, the Lord used Mighty men of faith....and their armies to accomplish His will.

***We may have to accept this fact !

*** We may have to fight !

*** Is it wrong at this point to Suggest..... Some kind of organized resistance to this Oppression ...???

God be with us all !! http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/pray.gif

God4Us, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [10/29/2008 7:07:35 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 51217

[With all the rules in the bible, I fear for 99.9% of the World if the Christian belief is true.]

Oh look. There's a yellow-crested Aethist canary singing its song atop a branch of the Bigot tree. Somebody hand me a pair of binoculars.

BaseSebastian, KH-Vids.net 33 Comments [10/30/2008 12:44:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Mirai

Quote# 140277

(commenting on story "Billboard by ‘Reproductive Justice’ Group Defends Abortion as ‘Self-Care’ as if Day at the Spa")
(link to story) https://christiannews.net/2018/09/03/billboard-by-reproductive-justice-group-defends-abortion-as-self-care-as-if-day-at-the-spa/

Guest Verified:
Yep, intentionally targeting black families like the racists they are. Margaret Sanger eugenics.

Fandango:
Read it again. It's a group of, by, and for black women.

Guest Verified:
Read it again. Other women of colour have made the same observation I have. The group is run by 3 black women who are figureheads. The actual marches, demonstrations, etc, are attended by liberal white women - you know, like Margaret Sanger.

Fandango:
From their website:
"The Afiya Center (TAC) was established in response to the increasing disparities between HIV incidences worldwide and the extraordinary prevalence of HIV among Black women and girls in Texas. TAC is unique in that it is the only Reproductive Justice (RJ) organization in North Texas founded and directed by Black women. Our mission is to serve Black women and girls by transforming their relationship with their sexual and reproductive health through addressing the consequences of reproduction oppression."
Always so gracious when you're wrong. You don't have to double down every single time.

Guest Verified:
You err again. Yes, go to their website. They are run by 3 women who are figureheads. Go to press releases of actual marches and see who is marching - 1-3 black women, and a host of liberal white women. Anyone can claim anything. The reality is something far different.

Fandango:
Why should we be interested in your conspiracy theory take on it? I can find nothing online that says anything along the lines of what you're suggesting. I saw ONE photo with two white women front and center and every other woman in the photo was black. I saw other photos with mixed black and white, as well as mixed men and women.

James Blue (to Guest Verified):
Just to clarify, you are saying that this is run by white people and the blacks who "founded' it are just powerless pawns?
You are saying this is a Milli Vanilli situation?

Guest Verified, Christian News Network 6 Comments [9/4/2018 6:56:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 50929

Atheists give me a logical answer?
Now, the common atheist fallacy is that God, the Creator, needs a creator. This cannot be true as

1. The universe could never have not existed and come about on its own. That would require energy, which, mind you, can neither be created nor destroyed by a finite human.

2. The universe could never have always existed, because all matter needs to be created.

3. We must exist. "Cogito ergo sum." "I think therefore I am." So therefore, even if the rest of the world is a lie, SOMETHING MUST EXIST. That something (you, me, desks, bathtubs) MUST BE CREATED.

4. This is not the watchmaker analysis for evolution. This is the watchmaker analysis for the very creation of matter.

5. This all leads to one thing: There must have been an original Something, by definition uncreated, and by definition able to transcend the laws of physics and humanity.

6. Thus, we arrive at the concept of a God.

From there, we must choose our own path.

only responses i got were yes we can prove everything with science
and let me correct you, no you can't, you can't prove that 1/2 the people on yahoo answers are even real. just by judgments you can assume'' we are but lack evidence and only evidence you have is words, which is not evident enough

blackchaos182, Yahoo! Answers 67 Comments [10/29/2008 7:12:03 PM]
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Submitted By: tawaen

Quote# 50714

The UK has an established Church but hardly anyone is religious. The US is secular but highly religious. Why?

Answer : no offense but Britain has always been immoral.that why your ancestors left there to come here to America.

?sunflower?, Yahoo Answers 63 Comments [10/29/2008 8:08:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 50954

[in response to why China and Japan, not being "Christian nations," still have "Christian laws and morals" like the U.S.]

Morality originated from the God of the Bible regardless if nations acknowledge that fact - or not due to rebellion or ignorance.

God is saving China for the bloodbath mentioned in Revelation.

Galatians 4 verse 16, topix.com 45 Comments [10/29/2008 8:09:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 50806

I just had a creepy thought--they're out and ready--to institute martial law if Obama is elected. Oy. I need to take off my tinfoil hat............

mikalikat, RF 45 Comments [10/29/2008 10:33:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 50872

Yes, I believe violence towards homosexuals is perfectly acceptable if they are making unwanted sexual advances. It maybe wrong to use violence, but these homosexuals need to learn, "You're gay. I don't approve it, God doesn't approve of it, and you'll get yours sooner or later." Drastic times of rampant homosexuality require drastic measures.

Lookin4dalight, CF 58 Comments [10/30/2008 12:46:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: EnemyPartyII

Quote# 2377

...most evolutionists are too intellectually lazy and dishonest to represent their opponents correctly...

Socrates, Theology Web 20 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 140279

A) You ruined your dad's funeral. B) Bitter, vicious family. C) America was NOT great under Obama. Capitalism under attack. Misery & malaise 4 middle class. U invited Obama 2 funeral. Proving your dad was globalist, socialist sell-out. #DISGRACE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6121437/John-McCain-farewelled-Obama-Bush-invite-funeral.html

Wayne Allyn Root, Twitter 7 Comments [9/4/2018 6:57:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 90627

Folks. Do what you can to prepare for this. It is going to be pure, total socialism. Homosexual, abortion, Satan driven agenda. This is not going to be pretty. What will happen to America the next four years will take a century to repair, IF we had a century to do it. I think not. Before these four years are up, I predict total collapse of our economy and massive protests and riots, loss of income, jobs, high prices, total mess. I see nothing, absolutely nothing good coming from this. This Satanic fool will drive America over the edge. Basically, America as founded is DEAD. Never to return.

RetiredArmy, Free Republic 35 Comments [11/12/2012 4:36:35 AM]
Fundie Index: 42

Quote# 50963

Here are some stories that may cause you to make a wrong judgment: Adam and Eve--Noah's ark--Jonah and the Whale--Sampson and Delilah--Moses and the Red Sea--Joshua and the Walls of Jericho. Do you believe that they actually happened? Before you answer, here is the missing puzzle piece: God, has deliberately chosen seeming foolish things to confound those who think that they are wise. Who would believe such silly stories? --Certainly not those who have any pride or intellectual dignity. God has made the door of salvation so low, only those who are prepared to intellectually humble themselves can enter.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comforts Column 61 Comments [10/30/2008 7:05:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: solomongrundy

Quote# 50767

American presidents have become famous of late for their wives sorceries or approval of immorality. Nancy Reagan consulted astrologers as one case among many. Laura Bush goes on tv with a known lesbian as if okaying the lifestyle – after her husband tried a lame attempt at a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage rather than a constitutional amendment to ban homosexuality. Jackie Kennedy prayed to the host of heaven.

All these, to themselves had and have very good reasons for their absolute loathing of Jesus Christ as He actually is in favor a lie of Who and What He is that they can twist to keep themselves in power as supposed dictators of orthodoxy and acceptable ‘free willed’ behavior patterns before God. All of them have been assigned such by God – to their destruction...

Christian Clarity Review, Christian Clarity Review 37 Comments [10/30/2008 12:57:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 50737

God created EVERYTHING . God is the SAME yesterday, today and forever!!
There is nothing new on this planet that wasn't here from the beginning.
Man wants to be the GOD of this planet, so along comes his evolution Bull Sh*t story, and the big lie of science to attempt to support this BS.
You are totally and completely correct in your belief and don't bend or abandon it for any man!
Hold FIRM to God.
The joke will be on the unbelievers in due time.

howfuzeewuzee, Yahoo Answers 35 Comments [10/30/2008 12:49:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 140234

it's good that the pain last for some days....so they won't missbeheave too soon...my daughter Mariela (11), after a good whipping or canning, is very quiet and obedient, until the pain goes away totally...

Andrea, Circle of Moms 9 Comments [9/3/2018 1:39:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 50949

GOD told him im his wife! and im only 15... can a good christian help me?
my parents told me that a guy from our church is fasting and praying about me.

i met him about half of a year ago when he came to visit our church.
i was basically the first person to greet him and his sister. he was really nice and all.. but i would never think about getting married to him! hes 23 =/
but everyone keeps on telling me 8 years difference is okay once you get married.

anyways he is practicaly in love =( he bought me an iphone for my bday. hes sooo full of care and evrything! its crazy

BUT i dont feel very attracted to him. i guess its cause im still young. my mom thinks hes handsome lol
but that not the point. hes very overprotactive.. he gets all weird when i talk to other guys.. and my mom told him he almost got a stroke once.. cause he knew i didnt really like him or something

the crazy thing is that ever since i was like 12 i always saw the number 133 and now that i met him that number is everywhere. like on the card he gave me for my bday. the parking lot he parked in seattle when he his sis and i went to a museam.. and in the bible 1peter 3:3 it talk about how beauty should not come form the outside.. but what matters is the inside (your heart)

anyways i dunno what to do. he is very very christian.. but i just dont have feelings for him =( which makes me sad lol and can God actully tell a guy who his wife is??

=), Yahoo! Answers 78 Comments [10/30/2008 12:54:49 PM]
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Submitted By: tawaen

Quote# 50727

I do believe you are caring, compassionate man. Likely one who dwells with women in understanding.

So I, as a woman, am asking you to intercede for us as a man. Be reconciled to God and man. You have joined a tribe of male hunters and thus set yourself up to be an adversary of men.

Maybe ... you were born different from the men that came before you, but "when the purpose of something is not known, abuse is inevitable." God made YOU on purpose and being wasted on another man's lust is not it. That's not all there is. There's gotta be more to life.

Christie Leonard, ANTI-Gay Marriage (Facebook) 42 Comments [10/30/2008 1:06:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Kimby

Quote# 50888

Well if you think of Darwin's theory, every mutation to something else is actually a mistake. So billions of mistakes later, here you are, the perfect accident. LOL

I kinda laugh when I think of that one.

Brielé, WoW Offtopic 42 Comments [10/30/2008 12:58:25 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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