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Quote# 120719

I would even suggest that cracka rice chasers should be taxed when marrying in the sellout’s home country. A marriage tax and a departure tax. Hell if the cunt wants to leave the country, their rice chaser saviour’s should pay for it.

Elagabalus, Longing for death 7 Comments [7/24/2016 6:07:19 AM]
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Quote# 120703

Mussolini's fascist regime was praised by progressives (you know, the left). Hitler's regime was the National *Socialist* party, and in fact was quite socialist.

Fascism is a left wing idea - it is all about the government making the economy work well through micromanagement. Of course, to do that, it needs strong leaders, and the result was Mussolini. Hitler was an admirer of Mussolini and copied his ideas.

mesoness, The Washington Post 9 Comments [7/24/2016 2:58:54 AM]
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Quote# 120707

HAM: Now you said something in my office this morning — you nearly got thrown out — when you used the word “evolve”… What did you tell me about Pokémon and evolve?

STAFFER: Pokémon evolve.

HAM: What is that?

STAFFER: Apparently, you give them candy and they become stronger.

HAM: So they evolve.

STAFFER: Yes.

HAM: … That’s no good for the Creation Museum.

STAFFER (laughing): It doesn’t take millions of years, though.

HAM: It happens immediately?

STAFFER: Pretty much!

HAM: So is that evidence against evolution or…? So Pokémon evolves…

[Later]

STAFFER: You want to try to evolve one?

HAM: I don’t believe in evolution… Okay, so what do you do?

STAFFER: Press “evolve.”

HAM: Press “evolve.”

STAFFER: Press “Yes.”

HAM: Yeah… now what?

STAFFER: The bird is evolving.

HAM: Let’s see what happens. Okay…

STAFFER: It has evolved into a bigger, better bird, apparently.

HAM: But it’s still a bird! It’s still a bird! That’s not evolution! It should have evolved into something else!… It definitely shows that birds remain birds.

Ken Ham, Patheos 20 Comments [7/24/2016 3:00:39 AM]
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Submitted By: KZN02
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Quote# 120705

Now the church and the state are separate entities and they have separate functions, and separate jurisdictions. For example, Hillary Clinton has no authority to administer the Sacraments; and a pastor has no authority to raise a federal army and declare war. But since God institutes both of these entities, neither is separate from Him.
So, you see, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a State official acknowledging the authority and the Word of God in the civil affairs of men.

Actually, quite the opposite is true. No State action or law is valid unless it conforms to God’s law and His Will. This is precisely why the primary document of America’s political view begins with the acknowledgment of God’s authority as expressed in the phrase, “The Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God”.

God is the authority over both the jurisdiction of the Church and the jurisdiction of the State. They are therefore, separate from each other, in terms of their function, but they are NOT separate from Him, for He is their Source of Authority.
Therefore, prayer, Bible reading, and biblical influence in civil government are entirely American and perfectly legal. As a matter of fact, our Founders encouraged it!

Jake Macaulay, Barbwire 6 Comments [7/24/2016 3:00:07 AM]
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Submitted By: genius13
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Quote# 120710

God has many aspects, so it's very hard to put Him into the little box of a "definition." But here are some of His key traits:

- He is the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End. He was never born and He can never die. He is eternal.

- He is Male and He has a Holy Righteous Penis. darwinists/atheists generally find this fact to be the most hilarious thing ever. Apparently they think that their own worshiping of a she-god and/or eunuch god - which is what they expect the real God to be rather than the Male that He is - is somehow less hilarious! I have no idea how darwinists/atheists came to believe in the whacky bizarre-o idea that God is a she-god and/or eunuch god. The most likely explanation is feminism must have rotted their brains.

- He created man in His image, meaning He must somewhat look like the most perfect and glorified man who ever existed...except that is not quite an accurate way to describe Him because He also looks infinitely superior to any man who ever existed...but there is no better way to describe Him than I've done in this paragraph, since words are insufficient to do that job.

- He Created the Universe and everything in it, along with Heaven and Hell. One caveat: the Universe is and has been in a fallen state since the fall of Man, so what we have now is in no way representative of the perfection that God initially created.

. . .

- God sent His son, Jesus Christ, to earth, to mitigate Adam & Eve's destruction of mankind, by letting Jesus die in the stead of mankind, so that those who accept Jesus' shed blood as proxy payment for their sin debts may be cleansed and allowed to enter Heaven instead of spending eternity in Hell. This was accomplished by Jesus' miraculous Virgin Birth, which allowed Jesus to be the only post-Eve human - ever - who was not born in sin.

. . .

If you want to know more about God, OP, then you should read the Bible and join a Bible-believing church...but you have to be very careful, because most churches that exists nowadays are apostate churches that deny rather than believe in the Bible (even though apostate churches often lyingly claim to believe in the Bible).

Navaros, IMDb 18 Comments [7/24/2016 4:33:17 AM]
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Quote# 120695

A recent TV episode of Untold Stories Of The ER (Emergency room) told the true account of a big, burly, tough, man who came into the emergency room with a 4" vibrator unit stuck up his rectum. The batteries were still going. The man was so embarrassed that he refused to sign anything or provide insurance information to the hospital. So he paid around $12,000 cash for medical help. What is the world becoming? There is something perverted and wrong about sex toys. God didn't intend for married couples to get into that kind of junk in my opinion. One perversion usually leads to another.

Another man in the news, a homosexual, had a so-called gay-lover shove a plastic male organ up his rectum (I'm trying to be discreet here). The man's intestines ruptured and he needed surgery to repair the damage. Unfortunately for the man, the fecal contaminating in his body required extensive care and prolonged medical treatment, delaying his surgery for a month. It's no coincidence that along with the fraudulent and perverted sex education program in public schools, that adults today are sex-perverts. Just like the fraudulent War On Drugs, intended as a means of increasing drug trafficking and protecting the evil racket; so also was sex-education started as a means of perverting children's lives, removing all innocence from youth and even handing them free condemns in full expectation of them committing fornication. Philadelphia Schools Install 22 Condom Dispensers To Combat Epidemic of Teens With STD's. Instead of teaching proper courtship, they teach immoral dating (whoring around).

Do you think it is mere coincidence that all these immoral agendas are being pushed on our children? Not on your life. It was Communist monster Vladimir Lenin who said that the best revolutionary is a youth devoid of morals. And so it is today in America. Youth who are devoid of morals don't oppose criminals in government, they support them. Joseph Stalin was a murderous killer, a monster, who from 1920-1950 murdered an estimated 60,000,000 innocent people. And yet the Russian people loved Stalin up until the very end of his life. All the lying propaganda worked. It's the same in America today. In a frightening repeat of history, present Barack Obama shares striking similarities with Joseph Stalin, primarily that of LYING CONTINUALLY TO THE PEOPLE.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 10 Comments [7/24/2016 2:57:17 AM]
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Quote# 120712

Have you ever felt the urge to put a spoonful of mash potatoes in your ear instead of your mouth? If we were eating at a restaurant and I proceeded to do this I would hope you would stop and educate me that the ear was not made for this purpose.

Every one of us has a choice in every part of life. I used to be an alcoholic, adulterer, womanizer, among other wonderful practices and desires I was born with but I learned that they were leading me to an early death. It was killing me slowly and softly. I learned that I do not have to practice what I desire.

We had one of our junior high grand kids ask my wife, "why do so many kids at school think it is cool to be gay or bi?" Trust me, even if there are legitimate desires for same sex in a minority, because of the constant glorifying of this practice there will be many that will be curious and follow the crowd that would have not normally done so.


D Sims, Christian News Network 13 Comments [7/24/2016 4:41:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 120711

(responding to story "California Board of Education votes to include homosexuality in lessons second grade and up"):

What will the California Board of Education do to the rebellious children that already think critically about these matters? How will they prevent their protected pagans from persecuting pupils? Will they allow them freedom of speech and freedom of conscience, or are these new sanctimonious sermons superior to the wellbeing of actual flesh and blood children? I believe that the answer to all of this is that they do not care a single bit about the damage that their policy will do to children. Horrible nasty children especially, which wickedly persist in holding contrary views to that which they are taught.

Martin Smit, Christian News Network 12 Comments [7/24/2016 4:38:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 110395

Reverend Gilbert McBride is an Iowa minister who performs gay marriages, though he hasn’t done very many in the past few years. His wife died this past January and he was caring for her for a long while before that.

That’s why it’s so disturbing that, yesterday morning, when he got into his car, this note was waiting for him on the seat:

Reverend McBride

We recently discovered that you perform same sex weddings. That disturbs many of us in this community. Normally when someone in town dies the community comes together to do what we can for that person’s family. As you may or may not have noticed is when your wife died, no one came and brought meals or even so much as condolences. That’s because as a minister that performs gay weddings, you deserve all the bad that you brought upon yourself. Your wife died because God hates you for the abomination you have become by preaching his word while also catering to queers. We in this community hope you suffer as much as possible and realize that unless you change your faggot friendly ways, your suffering will only get worse. Do this town and your family a favor and get a rope and hang yourself. People like you disgust us. We don’t want or need your kind around us making our town look worse. I personally hope you die a slow and ugly death. Maybe you can catch aids from your friends. Just die.

Anonymous, Patheos 28 Comments [7/3/2015 1:41:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 120708

A New Hampshire state representative who advises Donald Trump on veterans’ issues called Tuesday for Hillary Clinton to be “put in the firing line and shot for treason” for her handling of the Benghazi terror attack.

Appearing on WRKO radio from the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, state Representative Al Baldasaro, a Londonderry Republican, called the presumptive Democratic nominee “a piece of garbage.”

Baldasaro likened Clinton to Jane Fonda, the actress who famously visited Hanoi as part of her opposition to the Vietnam War.

“She is a disgrace . . . for the lies that she told those mothers about their children that got killed over there in Benghazi,” Baldasaro said of Clinton. “She dropped the ball on over 400 e-mails requesting backup security. Something’s wrong there.”

“This whole thing disgusts me,” Baldasaro said. “Hillary Clinton should be put in the firing line and shot for treason.”

The retired Marine first sergeant, who has scolded the political media for what he called unfair coverage of Trump, has been an outspoken supporter of the GOP nominee since before his home state’s first-in-the-nation primary in February.

Asked Wednesday in a telephone interview if he stood by his comments, Baldasaro replied, “Without a doubt.”

“When you take classified information on a server that deals with where our State Department, Special Forces, CIA, whatever in other countries, that’s a death sentence for those people if that information gets in the hands of other countries or the terrorists,” he said. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s information for the enemy. In the military, shot, firing squad. So I stand by what I said.”

In the Constitution, treason is defined as “levying war against [the United States], or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort.”

Baldasaro added, “Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing. I spoke my mind about how I feel. She’s not above the law. Any other State Department employee or veteran did the same thing, they’d be in jail.”

Al Baldasaro, The Boston Globe 9 Comments [7/24/2016 4:10:53 AM]
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Quote# 102839

That "sexual peak" chit is a complete myth. It's what up-in-age older women write to encourage younger aging women, and society buys into that bullchit completely.

An 18 year old girl is in her estrogenic prime, young girls even SMELL better too.

A 18 year old girl walks past vs. a 35 year old woman walks past. Which one's lingering smell (perfume/pheromones) is better?

If you even have to THINK about the answer you're a phucking retard

ChickenDippaz, bodybuilding.com 29 Comments [8/21/2014 3:23:47 AM]
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Quote# 120694

And what if I disagree with you on evolution and the age of the earth? Would that make me a fundamentalist?

Yes, because you are ignoring science.

And there we have it...
Fundamentalist = Anyone that DARES to have an opinion that [XXXX] disagrees with.
You are dismissed, Fundie!

That is established fact, not something to have an opinion about. Do you have an opinion about gravity, too? You lose.

The age of the earth is NOT established fact and it changes as we learn more. Neither of us knows how old the earth is. You continue to prove what an intolerant fundie you truly are.

StanW, Live Action News 7 Comments [7/24/2016 2:57:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 120693

Here's a definition of fundamentalist: a religious movement characterized by a strict belief in the literal interpretation of religious texts. If you take out religious and put in abortion, you'd have YOU. So you are a fundie.

savhcheshire, Live Action News 8 Comments [7/24/2016 2:57:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 120675

[Regarding the pro-choice bodily autonomy argument]

Men lost their "right" to bodily autonomy when they where drafted into the military to defend not only our lives, but our freedom as well. We would probably not be where we are today if it wasn't for them.

Anonymous, Tumblr 13 Comments [7/22/2016 3:34:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom
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Quote# 120706


I'm not an expert on the minutiae of how exactly Noah built his ark...but I'm not sure what you keep harping on about. You seem to be implying that Noah didn't use steel or support plates or bolts. How do you know those things?

Navaros, IMDb 15 Comments [7/24/2016 3:00:17 AM]
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Quote# 120681

It's true that Asia's nutrition is shit, but there is also genetics which is influenced from the socio-cultural aspect of Asia that limits them in specific sports such as basketball and American football. Not that's it's realistic but I do support a eugenic implementation of some sort in specific Asian countries to "breed" individuals with more possibilities of having freakish athleticism. You see a lot of west African descent people in certain sports, because they come from a slave stock that required strong bred individuals in order to survive. Sorry if this was off topic, but I don't think it was.


Cartoonfan3, Reddit 24 Comments [7/22/2016 3:36:49 AM]
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Quote# 120669

[Are we becoming too tolerant of differences?]

Yes, and homosexuality is a good example. Tolerance is a good thing. However, it doesn't mean we shouldn't change the bad things about ourselves that can harm us physically and mentally. If you're a homosexual, you should try to be straight and stay away from relationships that involve the opposite gender. If you over eat, you should learn to control your cravings. It's simple.

Anonymous, debate.org 15 Comments [7/22/2016 3:33:56 AM]
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Submitted By: TheReasonator
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Quote# 120657

Many Christian charities, that is charities run by true converts, are unbiblical, and full of works which in seeking to be charitable by giving food the poor, helping "disadvantaged" children gain an education or rescuing harlots, who commit multitudes of adulteries of their own volition, from "human trafficking", are really acting out of unrighteousness for they act out of their humanistic sympathy.

Such humanistic sympathy is common, if not the key characteristic of western charities, whether "secular" or "religious". They act out of fleshly sympathy, having sympathy for those they seek to help, out of their carnality. They help because of the "lack" of "rights", "liberty" and "equality" of these in the so-called underdeveloped, non-capitalist, non-democratic nations who they so sympathise out of their own pride and envy.

You may arrogantly ask how you, as a western Christian could envy those in poorer nations. The question itself is extremely arrogant and full of pride, thinking oneself better off. You may argue that this is 'true', that a westerner living in the west has a more prosperous life. To think you are better off, and therefore have an "obligation" to sympathise the poor for their lack of earthly material things , which is a fruit of the flesh, is exactly what the problem is. It is because you envy, thinking that you "deserve" what you have, and that others are "entitled" to the same, as what you have, that you feel the sympathy that you feel. It is sympathy for others out of envy that if you had the same lack, you would feel that you were oppressed or unjustly treated. This is exactly what the problem is: to think that one has "rights", or entitlements.

The heart of the doctrine of "rights" is that of fleshly worldly sympathy. It feeds on the desire for worldly sorrow from others, and in turn shows such worldly sorrow as it seeks to receive such. The desire for worldly sorrow is of the flesh and pander to the flesh. Its pandering of the flesh is manifested by doing "good works" for others, thinking that it is entitled to the same. It is because it thinks itself entitled to receive rights that it thinks others to receive rights, to justify itself out of its own pride.

Anti Mammon and Usury Conquerors, Fighting the Four Evils 19 Comments [7/21/2016 3:14:41 AM]
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Quote# 120641

Of all the vile, wicked, evil ideas that humanity has conceived, the idea that one has rights is the most arrogant, wicked, evil, vile idea that humanity has ever come up with. The idea of rights itself is to give glory and honour to oneself in so arrogantly assuming that one is entitled to what one wants, including all desires for legitimate needs, such as food, clothing and shelter.

What makes the idea that one has any rights at all so vile, despicable and abominable is that it is to be independent of God, instead of submitting totally and fully to Him. People assume they have "rights", not talk about it, but simply assume it because they are vile, arrogant and pride. Full stop. There is no other reason why people assume they have "rights".

The doctrine of "rights" is a disgusting, evil, vile, abominable doctrine which must be eradicated, burned, rooted out and cast away from the Church. To those of you who believe in your "rights" or that of others, out of your desire to justify your "rights", to Hell with your "rights"! Repent of your belief in rights! To Hell with your "rights"!

Anti Mammon and Usury Conquerors, Fighting the Four Evils 27 Comments [7/20/2016 2:28:54 AM]
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Quote# 120688

I've been aiming to get Muslims on board with the Men's Movement, but som far I am failing. Despite its shortcomings, Islam has a much healthier sexual morality than feminist Christians. They are not so stuck-up about age of consent and haven't picked up the female sex offender charade. It's hard to imagine someone like Jennifer Fichter being persecuted in a Muslim country, and if she was, at least they wouldn't sink to the idiotic level of pretending she was "victimizing" the boys. It is much more honest to have a morality where certain acts are simply considered immoral because God says so, not because of some pseudoscientific victimology. Nothing pisses me off more than the creation of fake victims, and nothing is more absurd than pretending boys who get lucky with older women are victims. No Islamist has ever done anything as offensive as that crap yet, to my knowlede, so feminists and their enforcers remain the most execrable monsters on the face of the earth

Eivind Berge, Eivind Berge`s blog 25 Comments [7/22/2016 3:46:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Xavier
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Quote# 120687

But the "sound" reasoning used by the likes of Richard Dawkins has done the human race far more harm than you could ever imagine.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 23 Comments [7/22/2016 3:46:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane
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Quote# 120702

She may support first-trimester abortion but"

OK, now substitute any other human rights atrocity in that sentence and see how it sounds, DJ.

Try "slavery" or "Jew gassing," and see if the rest of your sentence seems reasonable.

WorldGoneCrazy, Live Action News 5 Comments [7/24/2016 2:58:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 15953

[Explaining how bottle feeding your baby, rather than breast feeding, logically leads to adultery and huge increases in murder among other things]

In the beginning of this article I declared that Satan's desire to discredit breast-feeding is part of his meticulously engineered plan to destroy the benefits of God's Word in the lives of men. He is the diabolic master weaver of the network of evil...the spider's web. What appear to be unrelated benign strands turn out to be weapons of orchestrated catastrophic destruction. Nothing is left to chance in his web of deception. Consider how closely connected these supposed unrelated strands of the spider's web become in the Satanic effort to destroy the God designed home:

1. The ultimate purpose of this section of Satan's Web is to destroy the wholesome family structure.
2. In the late 1940's, right after WorldWar II, a deprived postwar population dived headlong into consumptionism. The line, "Keeping up with the Joneses" is coined as the American family's quest becomes two cars, a boat and a vacation at the beach.
3. The new spirit of consumptionism requires a two job-two income house. Mom went off to work.
4. Breast-feeding had to be eliminated to facilitate the new two-income home...thus enters baby formula...the new "wonder" of science.
5. A huge population of women in the workforce interacting with other women's husbands leads to a huge increase in adultery, guilt and divorce.
6. Broken homes create displaced and emotionally unbalanced children.
7. Women's careers are promoted, as the honorable occupation of wife, mother and homemaker is demeaned.
8. The need for abortion to protect careers and eliminate unwanted and illegitimate infants.
9. Large increases in suicide and murder take place.
10. Sexually transmitted diseases become rampant.
11. Children are born with lower IQ's therefore less capable to succeed in life.
12. Damage is done to women's overall health and psychological well-being.

Unknown, God said, Man said 60 Comments [10/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: NotMe
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Quote# 120680

I pity girls who delude themselves that they are liberated when they are simply making themselves cheap (see Friends, Sex in the City (ok, I have never watched the latter, but you know what I mean) and the ones you see in real life.

[...]

In my opinion, promiscuity must lead to lack of self-respect; how can you like yourself for being so intimate with someone you have just met & probably have nothing else in common with ?

I hate to see a big, bare pregnant belly; it looks ugly & it should be for the woman's husband to look at & nobody else Frankly, I prefer not to be in the hairdresser and have a huge, naked,swollen belly in my face; it isn't decent or modest. How can women be so immodest as to let everyone-men included- see something so intimate ?

The Victorians had the right idea (pardon my sweeping generalisation); they knew the value of gift-wrapping ! Orthodox Jewish women also (I suspect) know this !!!

Annie, Aish.com 24 Comments [7/22/2016 3:36:41 AM]
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Quote# 120671

My point is simple... If your husband wants his cereal in a certain bowl or wants you to wear a certain dress in public... JUST DO IT! If your husband wants you to rinse his glass for 15 seconds or asks you to roll his socks into a ball... JUST DO IT! If your husband wants more grain in his meals... JUST DO IT! If your husband doesn't like the smell of certain foods when you cook them... then DON'T DO IT! If your husband wants you to put the twist back onto the loaf of bread... then JUST DO IT! If your husband wants the toilet seat up at all times... then JUST DO IT! It may not seem fair to you but it is YOUR JOB ladies to HELP your husband. If you don't like what I'm saying, then get mad at God (Genesis 3:16). If you don't believe the Bible, then you might as well stop reading because you'll never please God (Hebrews 11:6). God hates feminism, which is usurpation of authority that rightfully belongs to the man.

You are to be His HELP MEET!

Why rock the boat? Why be stubborn and aggravate your husband? You are his HELP MEET! Do you want to be happy as a wife, I mean really happy? Then you do everything you can do please your husband and make him happy. But you ask, "What about me?" What about you? You were created to please God (Revelation 4:11). God is pleased when we obey Him. A wife is commanded by God to obey her husband (1st Peter 3:6). To submit is to obey. Most women today refuse to submit to their own husbands. It is a shame and a sin. The divorce rate has skyrocketed because of feminism, which has brainwashed women into believing that they shouldn't have to center their lives around a man. I heard a single woman say, "I'm never getting married, I'm not going to wait on no man hand and foot." I think she would be wise never to get married because she'll be divorced faster than kids eat ice cream (and they eat fast let me tell you).

If this article makes you angry, then you need to get right with God. A woman is to obey her husband. If you want to be a career woman, then you are in violation of 1st Timothy 5:14-15...

"I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully. For some are already turned aside after Satan."

A woman's place is in the home, not behind an office desk. American women are known around the world for their feministic and rebellious traits. If this angers you, you are proof of this fact. I am not condemning anyone, I am just saying that it is time for wives to start obeying their husbands again, weather he loves you or not.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 31 Comments [7/22/2016 3:34:07 AM]
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