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Quote# 105990

ROK sure knows how to dwell into the abyss of nihilism. Hating women for their actions is like hating a fish for swimming. This behaviour that we are seeing is the physical manifestation of Eve. Eve was self-entitled, narcissistic and fell for the charms of a bad boy(Lucifer). Adam failed to keep his bitch in check and the rest was history. I'm not a devout Christian but I know wisdom when I read it. Women have always been decimated and desecrated. Hence the patriarchal systems of old institutionalized marriages and limited their freedoms to save them from themselves.

A free woman without a man to keep her in check is dangerous as she will always seek out the forbidden fruit e.g. bad boys, marxism etc. Now that we have governments that have practically nullified our abilities to keep these hoes in check, the Eve that dwells in every women has the perfect opportunity to be released and scorch the Earth.

Since most if not all of us here have no political and economic means to reverse the workings of the Cathedral, one has a variety of ways to adapt to the over-saturation of hoes in the world.

1. Become a pimp- Pussy has become such a worthless commodity, why not make a profit for yourself and turn out bitches to give you revenue. This not only meets your monetary needs but her needs to be mounted by as many cocks as humanly possible. Win-win for the both of you. * You need to be exceptional in behavioural and psychological manipulation

2. Be a player- Run through as many hoes as you can(use protection) and limit your investments(don't 'wine and dine' these hoes) . You can also form a team with other players to toss each other your used up hoes. I can vouch for this as it limits your dry spells by having a constant rotation of hoes that you can fuck.
*Take a break to recharge your batteries and spirituality

3.Celibacy- Avoid hoes altogether and channel your libido into a project, technological/business venture or in the expression of art(music, paintings, acting etc.)

Psquare, Return of Kings 7 Comments [1/25/2015 5:20:38 AM]
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Quote# 105986

The person who believes that there are no consequences to sin is like a man who thinks he can fly, and jumps a 150 story building to prove it.
As he nears the ground he yells "See, I'm flying!"

Ray Comfort, Facebook 37 Comments [1/24/2015 4:48:13 AM]
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Quote# 105988




New God of Jews, Christians and some Muslims is Jupiter, some super-powerful demon that have thrones on places like planet Jupiter. It's probably satan or someone from his parthenon.

That demon in the past was called "Marduk", Romans Called him "Jupiter", Ancient Greeks called him "Zeus", Egyptians called him "Ra" some Jews called him "YHWH" and most recently they call him "Adonai"

It's not secret that there is enormous Jewish propaganda in United States promoting Jehova (YHWH) as God to Christians. Jehova (YHWH) has nothing to do with Christianity.

Modern Magicians who are invoking demons are doing so in the name "YHWH Tetragrammaton" where Demons OBEY! WHY? because that is an alternate name for Lucifer.

Remember! King Solomon was not magician, he did not "Summoned" demons but Angels of God chained them to serve him. Demons were forced to serve him, they would never willingly serve any human except those who pledge their allegiance to their father "lucifer". King Solomon would never do that, but modern Jews would!

Also, Jesus is not Son of God, that thing was incorporated by those who wish to deceive humans from space (Devil). God we know is so big and powerful that entire existence of 7 universes, humanity, demons, angels represent but something very tiny to HIM. He existed when there was no Universe at all, when nobody existed except Him. Jesus is his word and spirit but NOT HIM!

Jesus could never sacrifice himself for a sins of humankind, that's a great LIE Humans believe. Adam and Eve were banished to Earth for their crime, every human being born later share a part of that crime and must pass the tests of God on the Earth. Tests like (being rich and poor, being ill and well, tests of lies and truth).

I've been tough that fabrication of a lie "Son of God" has a mission to connect Devil's Parthenon with exalted people of God (Mary, Jesus, Abraham). Where Virgin Mary should be related to Isis, Isthar(demon) and similar. It's a pathway to convert Christians to old Hellenic, Egyptian religions.

Also who are modern satanists:

1. Catholic Church (worship Satan the same way Jews do it) has lost all connections with Christianity.

2. Modern Judaism (Talmud)

3. Protestant Churches (almost all) worship Jehova (satan)

4. Significant part of Orthodox Churches

5. Significant part of Islam (Arabia, Qatar, ...)

6. Buddhism, Hinduism, Tao etc..

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 13 Comments [1/25/2015 5:20:07 AM]
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Quote# 105975

As we remember today the life and legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., we are inspired by his courage to combat injustice that had become imbedded in our culture and our law.

Writing from a jail cell in Birmingham, Alabama, Dr. King said, “I would be the first to advocate obeying just laws. One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. I would agree with St. Augustine that ‘an unjust law is no law at all.’”

“Marriage as the union of one man and one woman was not created by government or religion. It is rooted in natural law,” said Mat Staver, Founder and Chairman of Liberty Counsel. “Same-sex marriage is contrary to the natural created order of God Almighty. Laws deconstructing natural marriage and which compel people to affirm sinful sexual behavior or unions are unjust.”

Sir William Blackstone, whose Commentaries was the impetus of the Declaration of Independence and the foundation of American law, said, “This law of nature, being coequal with mankind and dictated by God himself, is of course superior in any obligation to any other. It is binding over all the globe in all countries, and at all times; no human laws are of any validity, if contrary to this.”

Today, the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., is being lived out by bakers, photographers, florists, ministers, county clerks, and owners of wedding venues who have lost their businesses, been forced to pay exorbitant fines, been threatened with jail, and made to choose between the natural created order of marriage between one man and one woman and judges who side with same-sex couples.

Thomas Jefferson is credited with writing, “When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.”

Liberty Counsel is an international nonprofit, litigation, education, and policy organization dedicated to advancing religious freedom, the sanctity of life, and the family since 1989, by providing pro bono assistance and representation on these and related topics.

Liberty Councel, Press release 53 Comments [1/23/2015 4:25:28 AM]
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Quote# 105991

For the last two generations students from kindergarten through graduate school have been constantly inculcated with the atheistic, humanistic, materialistic view of evolution. This is poisonous fountain from which flows humanism in all its Anti-Christian forms; Communism; Fascism, Relativism. But the evidence from science against evolution is mounting.

Darwin’s theory that life started from simple forms and evolved into more complex forms is being refuted almost daily. The more we know, the more see even that even the simplest forms of life are irreducibly complex and filled with millions of bits of complex genetic code. Did you know the human body has approximately 60 billion bits of intricate genetic information, at least that until recently, it might be as high as 120 billion bits.

Time Magazine recently reported a research team at the University of Washington has discovered a second code hidden within our DNA written on top of the other. The first code describes how proteins are made, the second language instructs the cell on how genes are to be controlled. Do you think further research will find there to be more or less complexity?

Stephan Hawkin, one of the famous “new atheists,” concludes; “The odds against a universe like ours emerging out of something like the Big Bang are enormous. I think there are clearly religious implications.”

It’s a good thing the religion of evolution has been protected by the courts. If it had to stand on its own merits it collapses like a house of cards. It has done incalculable harm, but its days are numbered as a serious scientific theory.

Gary Cass, Defend Christians 8 Comments [1/25/2015 5:27:39 AM]
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Quote# 105992

Every year the President of the Unites States gives a report on the State of the Union. While it’s good to take stock of the condition of our nation, the glaring problem of the President’s address is that it misses the important truth about the real issues we face and their root causes.

Political correctness and secularism has eviscerated our ability to speak the truth and address the real moral issues of our day. But, with God’s help, we will not succumb to those temptations today. Too much is at stake to trifle with the future of our nation, the church and the souls of man to pander and obfuscate.


While there remains a majority who believe in God and who have a positive view of faith, a small but militant minority is hell bent on destroying all vestiges of our Christian heritage. Marxist / Secularists have prosecuted their 100 year Cultural Jihad to infiltrate the media, education and politics, especially the courts, and impose their secular fundamentalism. The election and re-election of Barack Obama is sobering proof of their formidable influence. President Obama even told a group of Muslims in Cairo that America is not a Christian nation!

Liberals hate God, capitalism and the natural family and any institution, like the church, that supports them. But, after five years of the most left-leaning administration in our history, the wheels are coming off. The Obama Administration has jerked the reigns too hard.

Obama-care is a disaster. Prior to Obama-care’s passage, 90% of people were happy with their insurance. Rather than addressing the 10%, the Obama administration has blown up the whole system in an attempt to impose failed, socialistic healthcare on everyone. Now scandals, incompetence and deceit have taken their toll. 2014 will bring a huge course correction to the ship of state, and the Tea-Party movement, conservatives and “Tea-vangelicals” are poised to make significant electoral gains.

Gary Cass, Defend Christians 9 Comments [1/25/2015 5:27:44 AM]
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Quote# 105993

I see that there have been many protest marches and gatherings in France wherein people are holding up signs saying, “Je suis Charlie.” “I am Charlie.” Um, I’m not Charlie. These people were not the pillars of society or role models, as evidenced by their pro-sodomite blasphemy linked above. Satan frequently uses these multi-vectored attacks because one has to be able to process multiple datasets simultaneously AND identify and maintain the connections (and disconnections) between them. And, as we have discussed before, modern western man has been so dumbed-down and contra-educated that holding ONE premise and following a single-track logical progression is nearly impossible for most people today. In this case, we have to juggle multiple subjects and then tease out the truth and the morally upright position and reaction. Let’s see if we can do it.

A.) These people did not deserve to be murdered. Obviously.
B.) They are not martyr saints.
C.) Freedom of speech is not a “god” unto itself. Only God is God, and His rights trump ours. Americans, in particular, have a tendency to worship the Constitution and the American governmental paradigm, particularly with regard to the “rights of man” over and above God. Careful with that. It’s a very slippery slope.
D.) The issue here is islam, and the fault, blame and culpability for these murders lies squarely in the lap of islam and nowhere else. No excuses can be made, no justification can be fabricated, no quarter can be given. Islam cares not a whit about our arguments amongst ourselves regarding freedom of speech or anything else. All islam cares about is complete earthly submission to islam, and it will happily let us argue amongst ourselves while it slaughters us where we sit.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 7 Comments [1/25/2015 5:27:49 AM]
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Quote# 105995

Let’s speak bluntly about abortion vis-a-vis the black community. The average American black, immersed in, sympathetic to and morally crippled by the rap/hip-hop culture, isn’t going to be moved or persuaded by the fact that Planned Parenthood was founded by the eugenicist Margaret Sanger specifically for the purpose of exterminating first and foremost blacks, and let it also be said, low-IQ whites. But Sanger’s main target for genocide was blacks – no question.

Here’s the crap-cutting: Today’s black culture is so degenerated that even when confronted with objective evidence of their own genocide, they will COOPERATE with it because the ability to have mindless, loveless, promiscuous quasi-animal sex without “being punished with a baby” trumps absolutely everything. Blacks in the west today WANT to kill the children they conceive every bit as much as their champagne-communist masters, and will happily crawl into bed with people who are explicitly and openly desirous of genociding the entire black race – SO LONG AS THEY CAN KEEP SCREWING MINDLESSLY.

You know I’m right. You know that Dr. Alvedea King is preaching to a cinderblock wall. And before you declare me a racist, remember that the entire point I’m trying to make is that there should be far, far, far MORE black people alive today than there are. The SMALLNESS of the black population in the west is a problem, and we wouldn’t be in this mess if our society was still Christian and people – ALL PEOPLE – were getting married and being blessed by God with big families.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 6 Comments [1/25/2015 5:28:52 AM]
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Quote# 105998


You can leave the island with all the other non true locals who support people like Colin Storm backed by the Bailhache boys private oath to the Patroness of the UGLE and top UK mason as head of the minority C of E bretheren with other bretheren like the Le Marquands and many other immigrants who serve the Head of the C of E as head of the United Grand Lodge of England as locals like myself in the minority don't want immigrants to run our politics with over 30,000 Catholics including myself of the majority of local Christians opposed mostly by a minority of C oe E Masons who serve the Head of the C of E as Patroness of the United Grand Lodge of England the Bailhache boys their suits include immigrant stock Colin Storm who swears a private oath like suits from Planning to the Patroness of the UGLE and also she is the so callled Head of the Church of Satan as top Uk Mason meeting in 10 Duke Street in London near st James Palace backing the bretheren run JEP beano Jersey Evening Gambeano brothers run establishment brothers local rag run by other brothers serving not the Head oof the Catholic Church I serve with 30,000 local Christians but a bigot and top UK mason the Bailhache brothers told me they serve with brother Colin and suits from Planning to serve a Masonic satanic cabbal opposed to true Christianity I serve serving the son of GOD who is head of our Catholic Church who was ready to be crucified to prove he was the son of GOD and head of our true Christian church of locals in the majority. The so called rigged Constitutional changes are a farce to continue the true private oath run gentlemens multi millionaires club opposed to true Christianity and to true locals best interests to serve the true Cathollic faith serving a holy faith alleigance and not to the son of a bigot who has confessed being an adulteror and relation to the Duke of Kent who is Grandmaster of the UGLE my relations enemy as relation of the new Head of the UGLE a confessed adulteror and future Head of the C of E which supports a confessed adulteror as its future head my relations enemy as a non true Faith Christian an enemy of the True faith serving a Holy True Catholic Faith to serve one Master not a bigot and confessed sinner serving a Satanic cabbal run by recent immigrant stock of bretheren in league with bretheren from Jersey like the Bailache boys confessed to me they serve the Satanic Private oath to the Patroness of the UGLE and Head of the C of E minority of Christians in Jersey with a good 30,000 Catholics who serve a Holy Faith non Masonic Christian Master who will soon judge you for your folly supporting a bigot and adulteror of the True Holy Catholic Faith our alleigance as locals is to him alone as our true Master a Holyone

Anonymous, JERSEY'S EVENING PROPAGANDA 9 Comments [1/25/2015 5:30:54 AM]
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Quote# 105963

[Love-shy.com FAQ on the friendzone]
Love-shys are sensitive people. They can get very enamored with those they fall for, but tragically, the objects of their affection don't usually like them back. Love-shys are often treated with the phrases "oh, you're such a nice guy, but I don't see you that way," or "sorry, I have a boyfriend" or the classic "I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship." The unaware, naive guy will stay stuck to the girl as a satellite, or "friend" if you will, in the vain hope that she will change her mind. Meanwhile, the girl has several relationships with other guys, and relays her sob stories to the friendzoned guy while giving him no sex.
So, what to do about friendzoning? Well, there's an entire forum on this site devoted to help, but if you believe you're in this predicament, we're going to give you one piece of advice right here: Break your "friendship" off now! You will only suffer more emotional devastation and hardship in the long run. Do not pander any more to the girl, do not do extra, unwarranted things for her, in fact, it is best to cut off all contact with the girl and move on. Above all else, do not not not listen to the advice out there that the girl might "change her mind!" There's a 99% chance she won't and you'll be stuck in the cold while you could have been eyeing other prospects.
Friendzoning is good for no one, really. It ruins the friendzoned guy, teaches the friendzoning girl that she can always have bootlickers serve her in return for nothing, and harms society by making it seem like love-shys are these bootlicking pushovers who don't deserve respect. Do not give a girl unwarranted reward treatment! She has enough friends to yap about how bad her boyfriend is behind his back.
The important thing to understand is that the friendzone is an abusive relationship for both parties involved, but it hurts the friendzoned guy worse, because he gets nothing out of it. If a girl turns you down, it will always hurt, no matter what. But you must move on or else even more humiliation. This is problematic in an environment where there is a scarcity of options, which encourages this behavior, but you must avoid this behvior, no matter how bad it feels or how scarce your options are.
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love-shy.com FAQ, love-shy.com 41 Comments [1/23/2015 4:04:03 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew
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Quote# 105999

Commenting on an article posted to the group entitled "I’m tired of suppressing myself to get along with white people":

After reading the article from the young black woman who admitted she just wanted to be with her black community. I thought to myself. Isn't that what the young white woman was doing when she chose NOT to worry about what was going on in Ferguson? How come she can't do that?

Why can't the whites be "intentional ignorant" of the problems in the black community if they want to?

We can't solve the problems within the black community. We didn't create it.

The problems have to be solved by the black community. Starting with the MEN who won't marry the women they knock up and aren't around to help bring up the child in a good environment.

Blaming whitey and being jealous of the white community is not going to solve their problems.

Many times whites don't want to be involved with the black community anymore than blacks want to be involved with the white community.

It does work both ways.

Which just proves that we aren't that different after all, right?

Many times blacks and whites get along just fine and learn to accept the differences and look for the similarities. Like their love for Christ. Once a person starts looking at others through Christ and start following his teaching, they don't see it as a white thing or a black thing.

There is no doubt that there is cultural difference and the whites should not be made to feel BAD about it either. They should not be made to feel bad if they are successful.

Many times the whites also feel tired of trying to please the blacks. It gets so bad now a days that the blacks can get away with things that the whites can't now. Like using the N word. Blacks don't lose their jobs for using that word and can even call whites Crackers..... with no retribution or fear of losing their jobs. This isn't right either, but most whites just over look it because it isn't something for them to get in an uproar over. We have enough of our own problems to worry about such things.

Heterosexuals feel the same way about the homosexual community. Most heterosexuals do not want to be around homosexuals and they don't want them around their children or grandchildren. No parents want their child to be homosexual or to think that this is normal. Yet this infuriates the homosexuals for us to feel this way.

Sometimes people just don't mix well together, due to their culture, their religions, their actions, their behaviors, sins, etc....

Just like non believers and Christians....

Even the Lord says: Therefore, "Come out from them and be separate, says the Lord.

We live in a fallen world, where things are just not the way they are supposed to be, but that doesn't mean that we have to put up with sin, evil, wickedness and trust everyone.

The Lord says to make a righteous judgment...otherwise there will be chaos.


dlo_3us2001, Realabortiondebate 5 Comments [1/25/2015 5:31:22 AM]
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Quote# 105974

As I often claim, the entire mainstream modern Western society is a mixture of dogma, insanity and lies.

For example, I am often told that we incels only see women as fuckmeat. And in a sense I can understand those saying it, since it is important to remember that these monsters have no sense of what any relationship is – pumping and dumping is all their parents and friends knew. So it comes of little surprise that they are like this as well – they have no other concepts to even comprehend. When they hear about male-female relationships they hear sex, for nothing else exists to them. It is important to remember that.

Because seeing women as fuckmeat is exactly how thugs, the sacred group worshiped by women, sees them. A thug breeds a woman and then can’t stand her anymore so he goes on to breed the next woman – an optimal behavior in a feral, sick world where relationships are a concept as foreign as halberds or Aztec rituals.

If what these crazies were saying was true about incels they wouldn’t be incels !

So what is the truth?

Incels are often (but not always, there are also completely declined, modernist incels) those who make the mistake of offering women humane treatment, relationship and such things. Things that modern women no longer understand and are thus hated. It is like trying to put a wild animal in a cage. It won’t like the cage nor you. And liberalism is supporting this. Its telling incels that it is wrong to treat women like cattle and that it is good to treat women like they deserve respect. So what happens? Incels do so, fail and then get blamed and told they actually acted like they see women as cattle. But they didn’t! They acted just the way you told them – they treated women like entities worthy of respect. Had they treated them like cattle they’d be successful.

And onwards goes this crazy lie, repacked and sold over and over again, sadly to usually the same naive idiots.

It’s the same with another modernist myth, the idea that modern women don’t like rape.

The only “rapists” sent to prison are falsely accused men who women want to get rid of because they’re not immoral and stupid enough. That is a crime today, not rape. In fact, if you don’t actually rape your chances of being accused of rape are much, much higher.

Honestly, if you’re not able to recognize it by now maybe it is better that you don’t reproduce. I’d just recommend also not working so you don’t make even more men incel, but I fear even that is beyond the comprehension skills of such morons.

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caamib, CoAlphaAntiModernistIncelBlogger 74 Comments [1/23/2015 4:24:57 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew
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Quote# 105958

"Except not every animal has males or females. Which Genesis neglects to mention. Why is that, Ray?" Cory Kent
Do you really think slugs and snails are "animals." They are not. They are what are termed “invertebrates,” which means they lack a backbone. They belong to a large and highly diverse group of invertebrates known as the Phylum Mollusca. You had better read Genesis again.

Ray Comfort, Facebook 86 Comments [1/22/2015 3:54:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 105973

Okay reading the ballots there are a lot of idiots here
Same sex marriage= Same sex Intercourse and that (BLEH) = No reproduction rate = DEATH OF HUMANITY
Lord save me and the 14 people that actually have common sense

this is what i feel the people who passed this law keep doing:

New Italian Republic, Nationstates 50 Comments [1/23/2015 4:19:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Zyr
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Quote# 104475

"And actually there are four forces. Gravitational, the strong nuclear force, the week nuclear force and electromagnetism. These forces account for everything seem in the universe. The rest is make-believe."

***Angel says: No argument on the physical forces, but you have not equated the force of the Godhead, using Einsteinian theory, E = mc^2. Below is my theory.

The Trinity
(Three separate or interchangeable entities under one Godhead)

where E = Energy (God the Father)
m = mass (Jesus Christ, the Son)
c = speed of light (Holy Spirit, the Mother)

and with movement E = mc^2 + K

K = Jesus Christ (the resurrected, Holy Ghost)

Therefore, the Godhead or Trinity, in actuality is a Tetragrammaton.

YHWH or Tetragrammaton

Y = Yahweh (God the Father)
H = Yahoshua -Jesus Christ (Son)
W = Holy Spirit (the Mother
H = Jesus Christ (Holy Ghost).

YAH (Yahweh) = YAH (Yahoshua)

Therefore, as Jesus of the New Testament, fulfilled the Old Testament, He aslo fulfilled the Tetragrammaton. :)

Angel, Amazon Atheist Forum 54 Comments [11/3/2014 4:03:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Rachel
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Quote# 83816

However, if a few dinosaurs survived the Flood, how could these huge monsters have gotten on the ark? Bear in mind that the ark itself was huge, and young healthy dinosaurs would have had no problem fitting in it.[5]

Several scientific digs over many years have uncovered numerous intermingled dinosaur and human tracks in the riverbed of the Paluxy River in Texas.[22] In addition, 3,000 dinosaur footprints with human footprints right alongside them were recently discovered in Turkmenistan.[5]

Additional evidence that some dinosaurs may have existed until recent times came in 1990 when a very well preserved Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton was found. On examining a cross section of the cells in one of the long bones researchers discovered T-Rex red blood cells. At Montana State University they have been unsuccessfully trying for nine years to prove that they are NOT T-Rex blood cells. If they are, this throws out the whole idea that dinosaurs died out millions [ET*] of years ago.[5]

During the winter of 1856 workmen in France digging a railway tunnel through a layer of Jurassic limestone were startled to find a large creature stumbling out of a recently split boulder, flapping what looked like wings and croaking. It died immediately. A local paleontology student identified the animal as a pterodactyl. The stone in which it was found was consistent with the time period in which pterodactyls are believed to have lived and formed an exact mold of the creature’s body.[47] Is it reasonable to assume that a pterodactyl could have survived entombed in rock for "millions" of years?

Evolution or Creation?, straight-talk.net 60 Comments [9/15/2011 3:50:26 AM]
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Quote# 69518

I can't speak for AV but I interpret scientism as being a fundamentalist religious cult belief that atheist scientists are infallible and have a monopoly on truth.

The corollary to this is that Wikipedia should be treated as infallible holy scriptures that can never be questioned.

So for example, scientism states that viruses can give birth to humans, meteorites do not exist because they are in the Bible, parthenogenesis is impossible because Mary was a virgin, the Milky Way is the entire universe because Harlow Shapley said so, etc.

Agonaces of Susa, Christian Forums 70 Comments [1/15/2010 7:53:31 PM]
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Quote# 105978

Yes, but which god?

On his radio program today, Bryan Fischer speculated that the attack by radical Muslim terrorists on the French magazine Charlie Hebdo that killed twelve people may have been God's retribution for the magazine's blasphemy. Given that the magazine, in addition to mocking Islam and Muhammad, also had a long record of running satirical articles and cartoons about Christianity and Jesus, Fischer raised the possibility that this attack was punishment for the magazine's repeated violation of the commandment that "you shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain." "They made a career out of taking the name of God, the God of the Bible, the father of the Lord Jesus," said Fischer, who has made the case in the past that instituting anti-blasphemy laws in America was entirely feasible.

Bryan Fischer, Right Wing Watch 24 Comments [1/24/2015 4:33:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak
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Quote# 87815

All Men Should Be Castrated? - International "Castration Day"

Some Feminists have considered this as an option. It is highly controversial.

Allow me to introduce myself...

My name is Krista, otherwise known as "The Femitheist". I am a female, a feminist, and someone who believes strongly in True Equality.

Now, I will begin explaining this entry before I post the actual article... for your discussion, of course.

Women MUST and WILL have equality, and this is the ONLY way to achieve TRUE equality. The testicles of all males, which produce the majority of their testosterone, are the primary cause of their violent behavior. The testicles also attribute greatly to many of the health problems men experience later in life (such as prostate cancer and, of course, testicular cancer).

~:The Solution... International Castration Day.:~

It is my belief (which I consider factual based on my research) that all men SHOULD be castrated. Not only for their own safety, but for the safety of all innocent women and children.

And, to achieve this...

The entire world should have an international holiday known as: "Castration Day"

Males of all ages will be brought to the public squares of their cities nude, to stand together in a circle, as they await castration by a woman known as "The Castrator", who will be a woman chosen from the public much like a juror.

Girls of all ages will attend, lining the streets to cheer and applaud the males as they join the rest of civilized society.

It will be a free vacation for any working woman. And, young girls will be able to leave school to attend this glorious ceremony.

The males will then have one hour to get to know their Castrator. Their female "spouse" will also be able to choose whether or not they would like to milk the male in order to retain a sperm sample.

If the male is too young for a "spouse", their mother or closest female relative will decide.

After this, the men will be given anesthetics. They will be placed on a table, where their Castrator will then slice open their ball-sack, remove their testicles, and the excess skin, stitch them up and clean them up.

They will be given thirty minutes to rest after the procedure.

Once the males have all been castrated, they will be grouped together again for one last look before walking nude back to their homes.

The women will then return to their jobs, schools, et cetera, and rejoice in the completion of yet another successful ceremony.

Any man who tries to evade this holiday, "Castration Day", should be murdered wherever they
are found (treated as a criminal, as it will be a crime not to attend). Or, forced to attend.
Regardless of age.

Any woman who disagrees should be provided therapy in order to free her from misogynistic indoctrination.

This holiday should replace the day known currently as "Father's Day".

If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and violence would end.

We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns, and men do only what they exist for...





Likewise, the change of their hormones would make them less aggressive, and thus less likely to rape. It would also provide them with better health throughout their life, as the testicles are a major cause of health issues in males as they age.

All will profit from this...

And, I believe this will come to be someday soon.

Thanks for your consideration!

Femitheist Divine, The New Era of Feminism 655 Comments [6/14/2012 3:32:39 AM]
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Quote# 81381

[In Conservapedia's article on Sets, Application section]

Another striking example is the how traditional marriage provides a greater set than otherwise: the union of A = {a, b, c, d} and B = {a, b, c, e} is merely {a, b, c, d, e}, while the union of M (man) = {a, b, c, d} and W (woman) = {e, f, g, h} is {a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h}, which is a broader and more diverse set.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 161 Comments [5/20/2011 3:29:25 AM]
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Quote# 105889

[This is my best transcript of what was said, but you really need to see how *proud* this guy is of what he says, to experience the horror for yourself.]

There was a young man in Calgary, uh, his name was Ben. And I was running [?] I was there for a few years, and um, he was just - he was a nice kid, but he was one of those kids that was always just...is a real smart-aleck. Was just...was, was a bright kid, which didn't help things, right, made him more dangerous. And we were outside one day, youth group, and uh, he was just, just trying to push my buttons, and he was just, you know, kinda not taking the Lord serious. And I walked over to him and I went {punch motion} BAM! I punched him in the chest as hard as - I crumpled the kid. I just crumpled him. And I said...I leaned over and I said "Ben, when are you going to stop playing games with God?" I led that man to the Lord right there. There's times that that might be needed!

Pastor Eric Dammann, Youtube 46 Comments [1/18/2015 5:41:35 AM]
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Quote# 105878

The church--dubbed Genesis 2--focuses on proselytizing use of [Jim] Humble’s bleach solution, initially called Miracle Mineral Solution but now dubbed MMS. The Genesis 2 church “ordains” people at different levels of the church hierarchy, including as “ministers of health.” And it seems that in the last year or so, Humble has joined forces with two other people in this “church” to target the autism community, hawking this bleach solution as a cure for autism. Joining Archbishop Humble (I’m not making that up) in his goal to bleach the insides and outsides of autistic children everywhere are Bishop Kerri Rivera (a DAN! adherent, as well) and sidekick the Reverend Doctor Janet Henshaw-Hedlund, featured here in a video with Humble. The three have held a workshop in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico where the threesome provide direction to “treat” autistic children by having them ingest bleach to the point of vomiting and diarrhea, if not worse.

You can read about the claims they make about their solution at Science-Based Medicine, where Orac has taken apart a presentation that Bishop Rivera herself made at AutismOne 2012. Introduced by a woman wearing an “MMS Rocks!” t-shirt, Rivera gave her misleading, anti-scientific, bleach-shilling talk (video here; viewer beware) to what appeared to be a room that contained not a single dissenter, not one person who stood up to ask, “Really? You’re recommending that we use a bleach solution as an enema in autistic children? As a bath? As an oral ‘treatment’?”

You read that correctly. Bleach enemas to cure autism. The protocols the members of this trio recommend for the MMS treatment are just… traumatizing even to read. One calls for a “treatment” every two hours for 72 hours, “every possible weekend.” Humble writes of overcoming the “nausea barrier” to up the dosage. Evidently, a “therapy” that induces nausea and vomiting and fever and diarrhea is a “good” thing. And if you make up a “baby bottle” of it, that makes it seem even more innocuous--or insidious, depending on your perspective.

Any child who is subjected to this abusive and torturous treatment would find it more than insidious. Orac quotes a parent who writes about her non-speaking autistic teen that the boy can’t tell her how he feels as she doses him with the bleach solution. He vomits and has diarrhea “all day”; she writes that he generally has a “sensitive” gut. Another mother set up a blog to describe trying MMS on both her autistic son and herself, a sufferer of rheumatoid arthritis. It’s heartbreaking but also enraging to read her posts as they reveal more than she seems to see: Her son develops a sudden extreme fear of the bathtub, and she can’t seem to understand why, even though six days earlier, she wrote that they were about to try an “MMS bath” (i.e., a bleach solution bath; PDF of Humble’s protocol for that here) on him. Then suddenly, the blog ends with, “I cannot continue this blog. Sorry.”

Jim Humble, Thinking Person's Guide to Autism 33 Comments [1/18/2015 5:12:15 AM]
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Quote# 105937

If you are a Christian, you need to understand that you are not a spiritual failure for struggling with pedophilia. God has a POSITIVE purpose for creating this crisis in your life and He will only keep it in your life as long as He feels it is spiritually beneficial to do so. You need to see this not as a punishment or a terrible flaw, but as an opportunity to make enormous progress in your personal relationship with God.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 28 Comments [1/21/2015 4:25:10 AM]
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Quote# 8856

i don't want to send hours learn it... but i want to know the so called facts...
i know to know why ppl belive in evolution...

evolution was started by a man who Married his cousin and had over 5 kids...

creation was started by a God that gave his son to die for men and lived a Perfect life

study on how close we are to Monkey ... prove that 1 type of Monkey had 98% in common wit humans

"we are 98% monkey and 2% human" lol

bluefish001, EvC Forum 38 Comments [1/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 105939

Maybe your father molested you. Maybe some creep raped you. Maybe a priest groped you. Maybe your mother made fun of your naked body. Maybe doctors experimented on you. Whatever happened, you need to recognize that there were two elements to the scenario: there were the middlemen, and there was the Mastermind. God is the Mastermind behind every event that happens on this earth. God is an extremely involved Creator. He controls the movement of every molecule in existence. Human beings did not assault you while God was vacationing in another universe. Demons didn’t overpower God long enough to stick it to you. God did not abandon you into the clutches of evil beings. God chooses and executes EVERY trial that enters our lives. He is WITH US in our trials—controlling their longevity and severity. Evil doesn’t rule this world, God does. These are critical truths that you will need to come to terms with if you are going to experience complete healing on this issue. Fixating your rage on humans is essentially a copout. The humans couldn’t have touched you without God’s help. Complete processing requires that we face the truth about what happened to us, and the truth is that God is involved in EVERY horrific thing that goes on down here. If this is news to you, we have a lot of material that can help you get a handle on this. Here are some articles to get you started:

Seeing God in Our Pain: Part 1
Seeing God in Our Pain, Part 2: Escaping the Trap of Misdirected Anger
Angry at God

You aren’t doing God or yourself any favors by downplaying His involvement in your crisis. Denial only causes us to get stalled and stuck. God wants an intimate relationship with you, and one of the prerequisites to forming a close bond with Him is for you to fully recognize and accept His total sovereignty over all things and His intimate involvement in every area of your life. It doesn’t matter what instruments God used to traumatize you. What matters is WHY He chose to put you through that experience. God always has a POSITIVE spiritual reason for putting us through hellish experiences on earth. Often we can’t see those reasons until we gain some distance from the actual experience. But the point is that GOD put you through this for the sake of drawing you and Him closer together in the long-term. Once you realize this, you can choose to become receptive to the positive lessons the Holy Spirit wants to bring out of this for you. God doesn’t hurt us just to smash us or permanently cripple us. He hurts us to force us away from paths that will harm us, to deepen our understanding of critical concepts, and to lay the groundwork for a deeper bond with Him. Processing past traumas is like slogging through a miserable swamp searching for treasures that are hidden in the muck. If you are willing to work with Him, God is going to help you locate the treasures that He has created in the muck for you. His goal is to move you through and out of the swamp. This is not a permanent stop. This is an experience you are passing through so that you can go on to greater things. God does not put us through pointless trials. Every trial is carefully created by Him to result in very positive spiritual benefits later on.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 29 Comments [1/21/2015 4:25:31 AM]
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