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Quote# 102257

Patriarchy most definitely did exist in the past and it will return again because all other things being equal patriarchy is much more powerful and much more desirable than feminism and out competes feminism easily. There was a kind of great disruption starting around 1850 in the Western World that disoriented people I would say and allowed for feminism to start to invade as a kind of parasite but a significant backlash against the disorder and family destruction that feminism brought started around 1995 at least in the United States (judging by social statistics) and today one can see religious revival happening quite clearly through the more conservative complementarian / patriarchal type churches. Religious revival is the mechanism by which I expect patriarchy to return again as the dominant cultural norm in the Western World.

What I advocate for here on this website is not fantasy that never existed; it was the cultural norm and the standard view of the world as expressed in secular terms up until feminism got started with its “new version” of gender relations and its “new definition” of what it meant to be a man and a woman. The results of feminism have been disastrous compared to the high functioning patriarchy that preceded feminism. This shows the patriarchal view of the world is correct and healthy while the feminist view of the world is wrong and unhealthy.

Feminism is what destroyed my ability to form relationships with women early on in my life; that is just a plain historical fact. My belief in and support for patriarchy is what makes me desirable to the women I want to be desirable to today. Patriarchy is also what makes me a good human being moving society in a positive direction for the future regardless of how women respond to me or not at the personal romantic level. Patriarchy is both spiritually good and romantically good for me at the same time.

A patriarchal society has much better relationships between men and women than what feminism has to offer. I’m sticking with patriarchy; it is the only sane choice.

Jesse Powell, Secular Patriarchy 20 Comments [7/24/2014 3:23:12 AM]
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Quote# 102262

“Behind every terrorist stand dozens of men and women, without whom he could not engage in terrorism. They are all enemy combatants, and their blood shall be on all their heads. Now this also includes the mothers of the martyrs, who send them to hell with flowers and kisses. They should follow their sons, nothing would be more just. They should go, as should the physical homes in which they raised the snakes. Otherwise, more little snakes will be raised there.”
“This is not a war against terror, and not a war against extremists, and not even a war against the Palestinian Authority. The reality is that this is a war between two people. Who is the enemy? The Palestinian people. Why? Ask them, they started it.”

Ayelet Shaked , The Independent 15 Comments [7/24/2014 3:26:06 AM]
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Submitted By: DharmicDalek
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Quote# 102261

There's a reason that egalitarians around the country are suddenly having epiphanies to the effect that the Bible doesn't mean what it says about homosexuality. Egalitarians have no reason to oppose homosexuality, and some of them are starting to admit it. If "I do not permit a woman to teach" really means "it's ok for women to be pastors," then "homosexuals will not inherit the kingdom of God" might actually mean "homosexuality is totally fine. There's a famous book that makes this very argument. In fact, it's so brave of them to be who they are." If you're willing to accommodate feminism on gender roles, why not homosexuality?

You're on a path to liberalism. Might as well admit it. Homosexuality is where egalitarianism ends.

Timothy Dukeman, Deeper than Sound-Bites 19 Comments [7/24/2014 3:25:47 AM]
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Quote# 85517

It can also be noted that evolutionists only discuss this subject [evolution] in the broadest terms. If evolution is true, why don’t they give us answers to our many questions?

-Where did all the 90-plus elements (iron, barium, calcium, silver, nickel, neon, chlorine, etc.) come from? How was it determined how many bonds each element would have for combining with other elements?

-How do you explain the precision in the design of the elements, with increasing numbers of electrons in orbit around the nucleus?

-Where did the thousands of compounds we find in the world come from? ... They could not have developed from the elements, because elements rarely react with each other. For example, did all the salt in the ocean form by sodium reacting with chlorine (a gas)? Therefore almost all compounds had to have been created as compounds. When did all the compounds we find in the world develop—before the big bang, during the big bang, after the big bang? When evolutionists use the term “matter,” which of the thousands of compounds is included? When evolutionists use the term “primordial soup,” which of the elements and compounds is included?

Robert Congelliere, Creation Today 115 Comments [1/8/2012 5:12:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 102251

Bubonic plague prepared the way for the Islamic conquests!!

Pagan Rome spread pestilence to wipe out whole Christian communities during the centuries long persecutions.

The question naturally arises: Where did they get the recipes for such deadly plagues? The answer! From SATAN HIMSELF:

So Satan went out from the presence of the LORD, and struck Job with painful BOILS from the sole of his foot to the crown of his head. (Job 2:7).

The recipes for deadly PLAGUES (biological warfare) must have been handed down by PESTILENTIAL SUCCESSION from one Pope to another.

Of course most people today do not believe in Satan . . . and he likes it like that!!

Pope Gregory I (who wrote a commentary on Job) actually became Pope in 590 when the plague raged at Rome and carried away his predecessor, Pope Pelagius II.

There are 4 major "helps" that Old Rome gave to Mecca in order to further the conquests of Islam:

1. The Black Stone.
2. Financial help in the form of silver and gold. (Today it's petrodollars!!).
3. Advice on ALL aspects of military strategy.
4. Bubonic plague to reduce the population of the Eastern Roman Empire.

False prophet Muhammad was so inept when it came to military strategy that he didn't even know how to dig a trench....If he wasn't illiterate he could have read Caesar's Commentaries (written about 40 B.C.), and learned something about defensive warfare:

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 21 Comments [7/24/2014 3:13:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 102264

[emphasis original]

Darling of the far left Sen. Elizabeth Warren released her 11 commandments of progressivism this week during her stop at the Netroots Nation annual conference.
The National Journal reported:

- “We believe that Wall Street needs stronger rules and tougher enforcement, and we’re willing to fight for it.”

- “We believe in science, and that means that we have a responsibility to protect this Earth.”

- “We believe that the Internet shouldn’t be rigged to benefit big corporations, and that means real net neutrality.”

- “We believe that no one should work full-time and still live in poverty, and that means raising the minimum wage.”

- “We believe that fast-food workers deserve a livable wage, and that means that when they take to the picket line, we are proud to fight alongside them.”

- “We believe that students are entitled to get an education without being crushed by debt.”

- “We believe that after a lifetime of work, people are entitled to retire with dignity, and that means protecting Social Security, Medicare, and pensions.”

- “We believe—I can’t believe I have to say this in 2014—we believe in equal pay for equal work.”

- “We believe that equal means equal, and that’s true in marriage, it’s true in the workplace, it’s true in all of America.”

- “We believe that immigration has made this country strong and vibrant, and that means reform.”

- “And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!”

And the main tenet of conservatives’ philosophy, according to Warren? “I got mine. The rest of you are on your own.”

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a list like this.

As reader Tom W. reminded us, socialist party leader Adolf Hitler put together a similar list decades ago.
“The 25 Points of Hitler’s Nazi Party”

1. We demand the union of all Germans in a Great Germany on the basis of the principle of self-determination of all peoples.

2. We demand that the German people have rights equal to those of other nations; and that the Peace Treaties of Versailles and St. Germain shall be abrogated.

3. We demand land and territory (colonies) for the maintenance of our people and the settlement of our surplus population.

4. Only those who are our fellow countrymen can become citizens. Only those who have German blood, regardless of creed, can be our countrymen. Hence no Jew can be a countryman.

5. Those who are not citizens must live in Germany as foreigners and must be subject to the law of aliens.

6. The right to choose the government and determine the laws of the State shall belong only to citizens. We therefore demand that no public office, of whatever nature, whether in the central government, the province, or the municipality, shall be held by anyone who is not a citizen.

We wage war against the corrupt parliamentary administration whereby men are appointed to posts by favor of the party without regard to character and fitness.

7. We demand that the State shall above all undertake to ensure that every citizen shall have the possibility of living decently and earning a livelihood. If it should not be possible to feed the whole population, then aliens (non-citizens) must be expelled from the Reich.

8. Any further immigration of non-Germans must be prevented. We demand that all non-Germans who have entered Germany since August 2, 1914, shall be compelled to leave the Reich immediately.

9. All citizens must possess equal rights and duties.

10. The first duty of every citizen must be to work mentally or physically. No individual shall do any work that offends against the interest of the community to the benefit of all.

Therefore we demand:

11. That all unearned income, and all income that does not arise from work, be abolished.

12. Since every war imposes on the people fearful sacrifices in blood and treasure, all personal profit arising from the war must be regarded as treason to the people. We therefore demand the total confiscation of all war profits.

13. We demand the nationalization of all trusts.

14. We demand profit-sharing in large industries.

15. We demand a generous increase in old-age pensions.

16. We demand the creation and maintenance of a sound middle-class, the immediate communalization of large stores which will be rented cheaply to small tradespeople, and the strongest consideration must be given to ensure that small traders shall deliver the supplies needed by the State, the provinces and municipalities.

17. We demand an agrarian reform in accordance with our national requirements, and the enactment of a law to expropriate the owners without compensation of any land needed for the common purpose. The abolition of ground rents, and the prohibition of all speculation in land.

18. We demand that ruthless war be waged against those who work to the injury of the common welfare. Traitors, usurers, profiteers, etc., are to be punished with death, regardless of creed or race.

19. We demand that Roman law, which serves a materialist ordering of the world, be replaced by German common law.

20. In order to make it possible for every capable and industrious German to obtain higher education, and thus the opportunity to reach into positions of leadership, the State must assume the responsibility of organizing thoroughly the entire cultural system of the people. The curricula of all educational establishments shall be adapted to practical life. The conception of the State Idea (science of citizenship) must be taught in the schools from the very beginning. We demand that specially talented children of poor parents, whatever their station or occupation, be educated at the expense of the State.

21. The State has the duty to help raise the standard of national health by providing maternity welfare centers, by prohibiting juvenile labor, by increasing physical fitness through the introduction of compulsory games and gymnastics, and by the greatest possible encouragement of associations concerned with the physical education of the young.

22. We demand the abolition of the regular army and the creation of a national (folk) army.

23. We demand that there be a legal campaign against those who propagate deliberate political lies and disseminate them through the press. In order to make possible the creation of a German press, we demand:

Pretty creepy isn’t it?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit 37 Comments [7/24/2014 3:46:20 AM]
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Quote# 102252

It would be great if evolution was disproven once and for all. Then there'd be no more Atheists and we'd all live in piece.

Kaykay, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [7/24/2014 3:13:52 AM]
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Quote# 102260

How does Leviticus 25:44-46 impede on the point they're bond servants? Nothing. Israelite needs help for something, they find someone that is paying off their debt as a servant, pays the original bond holder the amount being paid off, then the servant has a new bond holder. Pretty simple. Where is the problem again?

Dan Marvin, debunking athiests 13 Comments [7/24/2014 3:25:09 AM]
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Quote# 102207

[Four women sued to be allowed in combat]

We simply can’t win one way or the other, which is why I recommend simply letting them claim to be full-fledged soldiers, giving them a gun and the standard equipment, and sending them out on some mission in Afghanistan. At this point, who gives a damn what happens? She and her sisters-in-arms would get cut to pieces, but we don’t even have the money to pay for the subsequent lawsuit any longer, so might as well let her have her wish.

It’s time men finally recognized that this isn’t our country any longer. Let the girls play their games, take all the money, call themselves soldiers and so forth. The sooner it falls apart the better for us.

Now that we’re calling people who are innately better suited to giving hummers than to driving in them soldiers, it’s time to call it quits. I just hope we can decommission the nukes fast enough to prevent a global catastrophe.

W. F. Price, The Spearhead 40 Comments [7/21/2014 3:33:30 AM]
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Quote# 102222

Obama politicizes deaths of AIDS researchers on Malaysian plane. We know how to stop AIDS: persuade men not to have sex with men.

Bryan Fischer, Twitter 36 Comments [7/22/2014 3:25:26 AM]
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Quote# 102241

Ladies, you were not created to have your own life, pursue your own career, nor do your own thing. Career women are NOT Proverbs 31 women. The Proverbs 31 woman was a homemaker (1st Timothy 5:14-15). God wants Christian women to marry, bear children, guide the house, and stay out of trouble!!! Such living is despised nowadays. The whole notion of women enlisting in the military is unbiblical and insane. America is under malicious economic attack by the banksters. Baltimore is paying fire and police workers minimum wage. Can you imagine? Scranton is considering placing business ads on the side of fire-trucks to make money for the city. Many cities are installing red-light cameras to ticket the citizens to death. It's a tax is what it is!

When you get married, your father is no longer the authority in your life, your husband is. Until you're married, your father is in charge, I don't care if your 30-years old. You ought to honor your father and mother. This crap that a girl is an independent adult at 18 is unbiblical. Your not right with God if you dishonor your father's counsel and advise until you are married and have a husband.

David J. Stewart, God Loves People 58 Comments [7/23/2014 3:06:52 AM]
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Quote# 102243

[Car driver randomly swerves across the road to hit a motorcyclist and drive right over him]

Police eventually located the driver, Hill, at a Rally’s several blocks down the road. She told police that as she was driving, “out of nowhere God told her that he would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let him take it,” according to officers. Then she just kept driving.

Now, she faces several charges, including leaving the scene of a crime and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon. It will be interesting to see her use the “God did it” defense in court.

Pridona Hill, Americans Against the Tea Party 35 Comments [7/23/2014 3:23:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Em Finn
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Quote# 102240

Actually this doesn't surprise me at all. The comic book industry seems to have been taken over by left-wing perverts. In a fairly recent interview Grant Morrison said he knows Batman isn't gay but he writes him as gay(but not gay) anyway. He also wants to explore Superman's 'socialist' side? No wonder the Man of Steel no longer says, "....and the American way!" at the end of his famous mantra, commies and deviants are writing for our kids. Makes me wish the Cold War was back.

jhenry69, Cracked 30 Comments [7/23/2014 3:06:08 AM]
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Submitted By: TimeToTurn
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Quote# 102248

My Outline for a Solution for Gaza: By Moshe Feiglin

Ultimatum – One warning from the Prime Minister of Israel to the enemy population, in which he announces that Israel is about to attack military targets in their area and urges those who are not involved and do not wish to be harmed to leave immediately. Sinai is not far from Gaza and they can leave. This will be the limit of Israel’s humanitarian efforts. Hamas may unconditionally surrender and prevent the attack.
Attack – Attack of the entire ‘target bank’ throughout the Gaza Strip with the IDF’s maximum force (and not a tiny fraction of it) with all the conventional means at its disposal. All the military and infrastructural targets will be attacked with no consideration for ‘human shields’ or ‘environmental damage’. It is enough that we are hitting exact targets and that we gave them advance warning.
Siege – Parallel to the above, a total siege on Gaza. Nothing will enter the Strip. Israel, however, will allow exit from Gaza. (Civilians may go to Sinai, fighters may surrender to IDF forces).
Defense – Any place from which Israel or Israel’s forces were attacked will be immediately attacked with full force and no consideration for ‘human shields’ or ‘environmental damage’.
Conquer – After the IDF will complete the softening of the targets with its aerial and long distance fire-power, it will send in infantry to conquer the entire Gaza Strip, using all the means necessary to minimize any harm to our soldiers, with no other considerations.
Elimination- The GSS and IDF will thoroughly eliminate all armed enemies from Gaza. The enemy population that is innocent of wrong-doing and separated itself from the armed terrorists will be treated in accordance with international law and will be allowed to leave. Israel will generously aid those who wish to leave.
Sovereignty – Gaza is part of our Land and we will remain there forever. Liberation of parts of our land forever is the only thing that justifies endangering our soldiers in battle to capture land. Subsequent to the elimination of terror from Gaza, it will become part of sovereign Israel and will be populated by Jews. This will also serve to ease the housing crisis in Israel. The coastal train line will be extended, as soon as possible, to reach the length of the Gaza Strip. According to polls, most of the Arabs in Gaza wish to leave. Those who were not involved in anti-Israel activity will be offered a generous international emigration package. Those who choose to remain will receive permanent resident status. After a number of years of living in Israel and becoming accustomed to it, contingent on appropriate legislation in the Knesset and the authorization of the Minister of Interior on a case by case basis, those who personally accept upon themselves Israel’s rule, substance and way of life of the Jewish State in its Land, will be offered Israeli citizenship.

All bolding mine.

Deputy Speaker Moshe Feiglin, Jewish Israel 52 Comments [7/23/2014 3:35:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DharmicDalek
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Quote# 102215

Did you know that God is punishing Malaysia still for their tolerance of prostitution, homosexuality, and heathenism? The first time God took down a Malaysian airline plane, the world watched in horror. The plane still hasn’t been found and probably never will be. God has sent the plane to the bottom of the ocean as a way to punish the sinners in Malaysia. The Malaysians did not listen, and now God has allowed a second Malaysian airlines plane to crash.

How many times do I have to warn you, Malaysia, that you have invited the wrath of God? How many more Malaysians must die before you repent? How many more examples does God have to make before you reject sin and embrace Jesus? I suggest that we all join in prayer, a prayer for Malaysian repentance. It is only by rejecting sin and heathen beliefs and by embracing Jesus that Malaysia will escape further destruction.

Don’t cry for the families of the “victims” either. They need this example so that they might be brought closer to Jesus the Christ. If their family members died as Christians, they are in heaven as we speak. If they did not, then they’re burning in Hell. It is a choice that they made in this life that will have profound effects on them in the next. Let the families take the deaths of their loved ones as a reminder that life is fleeting and that we need Jesus NOW!

While the loss of lives is a tragedy, perhaps this is the example that Malaysia needs to finally break their dependence on heathen beliefs and lead them closer to Jesus. Let us lead Malaysia away from heathen ungodly beliefs! Let us take back Malaysia for Christ!

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker, Creationsciencestudy 50 Comments [7/22/2014 3:09:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 102229

This is a summary of the biblical doctrine of hell. Some of the items below are vehemently opposed by many people, including those who call themselves Calvinists and Reformed Christians. They are so proud of their stance on divine sovereignty, but their doctrine is a severely weakened and compromised version of what the Bible teaches, and I have refuted them in various places.

1. Hell is a place created for reprobate spirits, both angels and men.

2. Hell is a place whose inhabitants are sovereignly and unconditionally chosen and created by God for damnation.34

(Footnote 34: Any condition that seems to correlate with God's reprobation of an individual has been sovereignly decreed to be part of that individual by God in the first place. A person is chosen for hell not by (or on any condition determined by) his own "free" will (which does not exist), but by God's sovereign will, which also sovereignly decrees and actively supplies all the conditions that God himself considers proper and necessary, such as sin and unbelief.)

3. Hell is a place in which God exacts non-redemptive but vindictive punishments upon its inhabitants.

4. Hell is a place in which God actively causes endless, conscious, and extreme torment for its inhabitants.

5. Hell is a place in which God displays his justice, righteousness, wrath, and power, and through which he glorifies himself.

6. Hell is a place that God has sovereignly created, and everything that God does is right and good by definition; therefore, it is right and good that God has created hell.35

(Footnote 35: We find an analogy in the existence or creation of evil. Although evil is evil (evil is not good), since evil exists only because God has actively and sovereignly decreed it (not passively or permissively), therefore it is good that there is evil. In other words, evil is evil (evil is not good), but God's decree is good – that is, his decree that evil should exist by his active will and power. Evil is evil and not good, but God did nothing wrong in decreeing evil; he did a right and good thing in decreeing evil. Likewise, God did a right and good thing in creating hell and in sovereignly, actively, and unconditionally predetermining the damnation of the reprobates.)

7. Hell is a place that God has sovereignly created, and through which he glorifies himself; therefore, it is sinful to disapprove of or be repulsed by its existence or purpose in any way.36

(Footnote 36: It is right and proper to consider and discuss the topic with fear and trembling, knowing the severity and power of God, but it is wrong and sinful to consider and discuss the topic in a way that implies disapproval of or repulsion toward hell, as if to say that God did something wrong in creating it. To disapprove of or be repulsed by hell is not a sign of compassion, but a sign of rebellion that desires human welfare and comfort even apart from faith and holiness, and apart from dependence on the grace of God.)

8. Hell is a place that God has sovereignly created, and through which he glorifies himself; therefore, it is right and good to offer reverent and exuberant praise and thanksgiving to God for its creation, existence, and purpose.

9. Hell is a place that God warns about in Scripture, and that Christ preached about in his ministry on earth; therefore, it is right and good for believers to preach about hell, and to preach about the only way to avoid it, which is faith in Jesus Christ, sovereignly granted by God to those whom he has chosen for salvation.

10. Hell is a place that God has predestined for the reprobates; therefore, although it is right and good to preach the gospel to all men, so as to summon the elect and harden the reprobates, it is wrong and sinful to preach as if God sincerely desires the salvation of the reprobates or as if it is possible for the reprobates to receive faith and be saved.37

(Footnote 37: This refers to the so-called "sincere offer" of the gospel.)

Vincent Cheung, The Author of Sin (.pdf) 59 Comments [7/22/2014 3:34:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Skyknight
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Quote# 44535

Don't link to any other board.
Don't post this apostate woman's views.
If you have a question over a specific passage, ask.

Everyone is allowed to have feelie wheelies about what they think about homosexuality.

The word of God condemns it as sin, like it condemns other things as sin. It is sin.

HeIsEnough, RaptureReady 32 Comments [8/9/2008 2:29:56 AM]
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Quote# 101274

"Elliot Rodger and a note for new arrivals"

What happened is punishment for evil and violence of feminists and liberals. Any of you supporting atrocities like women’s suffrage, immodest clothing, child support/alimony, no ban on adultery, ban on prostitution and a lack of female premarital chastity, all the things that drove this young man to be unable to find a girlfriend, are disgusting , horrible people and you created a culture where this is possible. Renounce these horrors now. It is a decent thing to do. It will make you healthy and sane again. It will make the world healthy and sane again.

thatincelblogger, That Incel Blogger 99 Comments [6/1/2014 12:26:37 AM]
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Quote# 94613

YHWH(64=Y25+H8+W23+H8) / the Grand Architect of the Universe (G.A.O.T.U.[64]) uses the elegant(64) mathematical model of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 to planit.

The PlanEt Nestor is our 'next-door neighbors'. Humans have a nest or colony there. Google: Planet Nestor and 'coincidentally', some guy named Nestor has started a comic book called that!


Non-coincidental synchronic reaction: 5/21/13 16:25 "Miller 64, Miller 64!" ad, "It's not just a number, it represents a man..." - ad, "careful though, that kind of power can go to your head" - Progressive ad on ESPN 2

Brad Watson, Miami, Amazon Atheist Forum 62 Comments [5/30/2013 3:13:20 AM]
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Quote# 41599

[denny272: Even the Muslims know the Messiah will arrive from the East. They buried their dead in front of the Eastern Gate of the Temple Mount in Israel thinking that the Messiah would not defile himself to cross through a cemetary at the Eastern Gate. Like that would actually stop him... {eye roll}]

Haha yeah seriously! Our Lord is gonna do some major destruction of his enemies when he arrives, so much so that their blood will splatter upon his raiment! Crazy mooozlums, like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king!!

Ironguild, RR 56 Comments [6/24/2008 9:03:25 PM]
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Quote# 5345

Question for athiens... In the apocolipce, who will you join? God, or Santan? You must chose one, God can give you eternal life in paradice. On the other hand, join The Beast, and you will be killed by The Beast itself...

dracula, ChannelOne.com BBS 65 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 74719

When I decided to homeschool my six year old son, I told him we were going to do "Dinosaur Week". Which turned into "Dinosaur Month". . . at the least! We watched "Walking With Dinosaurs" and a lot of other documentaries. He's a pretty smart kid, too, so even he ended up saying "Ok. Scientists say that God isn't real. They say earth is a kajillion years old. They say that people and dinosaurs weren't alive at the same time and that a lot of dinosaurs could have died from a big flood, but that The Flood didn't happen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!". He gets really upset about people not believing in God - as in he doesn't want them going to hell and he can't believe people can ignore God all around us. Every time we watch one of those dinosaur things, he gives a big, overly-dramatic sigh whenever they start talking about "millions of years" or evolution.

One that really cracked him up was where they theorize about reptiles evolving into humanoid creatures. Good grief! And they teach most of this stuff as FACT in schools!!!! I can't believe it. Neither can a six year old. So WHY is it so accepted?!!?

I teach him what makes SENSE. NOT what science textbooks say. I also teach my kids to question what they are taught - especially what they learn in school. It's really not fun at all having a bunch of junior scientists in the house when 99% of science seems to be atheistic.

HisPrincess, RR 181 Comments [7/27/2010 7:32:39 AM]
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Submitted By: lisa
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Critical Science Failure

Anyone else think Super Sport had a kid?

Quote# 77519

Gravity is a theory, not a proven fact.

The effects of gravity can be explained by other theories. An example would be the acceleration theory which asserts the earth is actually moving 'upward' at a constant rate of 1g (9.8m/sec^2). This produces the same effect as "gravity".

See there are different theories for the same phenomena - and none are facts, they are just theories.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 237 Comments [11/17/2010 4:55:38 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 25817

Three Types of Spanking

Now that I've criticized several common approaches to spanking, I'd like to detail the types of spanking I do approve of.

The Training Swat.
This is usually a painless pat with the open hand to the diapered bottom of a little one, to help him make the connection between "no" and what he is doing. It might also be used to ambush an otherwise well-trained child who is just beginning to give in to a temptation. It generally means: "Pay attention, I'm talking to you," or "Stop and do what you know is right." If the child does not respond positively to a little pat, it can be made a bit firmer. One swat should be given at a time with a pause between each, until the child obeys. Take your time, and combine with outlasting and a verbal "no".

The Reminder Swat.
This is usually one firm swat to the clothed bottom of a toddler who is deliberately disobeying. It should be repeated after a pause, if the child continues to refuse to obey. This type of swat can also be used to ambush a child who is doing something he knows not to do, perhaps when he thinks you are not looking. A paddle may be used if the parent prefers, or if it is needed to make a bigger impression. You do not need to spank hard when using a paddle. In fact, much less effort can be used to achieve the same results.

The "I Mean Business" Spanking.
This is usually one to perhaps three stinging swats to the clothed bottom, delivered with a firm hand or a paddle. This type of spanking should be reserved for repeated misbehavior or some serious offense knowingly committed by an older child. The offending child should be required to bend over and place their hands safely out of the way on a chair or counter. If the child refuses to cooperate, the parent should outlast until the child does as he is told. Then one to three swats are given. A lecture and perhaps other discipline measures (like tomato staking) should usually accompany this type of spanking. "I Mean Business" spankings are not for wee ones.

"All discipline for the moment seems not to be joyful, but sorrowful; yet to those who have been trained by it, afterwards it yields the peaceful fruit of righteousness."
- Hebrews 12:11 (NAS)

Elizabeth, Raising Godly Tomatoes 52 Comments [5/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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No,.. that is a lie, let me explain.
The Communists in Russia are documented to have been responsible for the slaughter of countless millions.
Therefore, according to the tolerance people, Communism never existed in Russia.
By making the claim that Communism never existed in the former Soviet Union, Communism can not be associated with mass murder.
All they had to do was refer to it as some other political system and Communism gets away with murder and lives on to murder millions more around the globe.
It also enables all the hair brained Cultural Marxist schemes to flourish in the White Western nations.
The gullible Goyim chumps are also easily persuaded to embrace this murderous political system in the usual way.
Political slogans!
Slogans written to make idiots feel like they are saying something intelligent and meaningful.
"Communism is beautiful" "Socialism is inevitable." and "I think Communism is a good idea."
The stupid people eat this crap up like candy and can't wait to impress their peers by repeating them over and over and over and over.

Think about that and let this sink in.
Our opposition, the average liberal tolerance redtard porn addicted drug abuser, has been ideologically conditioned by the same people who produce the cartoon shows we watched as children.
Their idea of a Utopian society, that they are eager to force on the entire human race and are willing to slaughter millions of human beings to achieve, has been inspired by a children's cartoon show.

eyzwydopen, Stormfront.com 49 Comments [7/18/2014 3:39:30 AM]
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