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Quote# 102376

The Coming Christian Revolt

By Matt Barber, July 21, 2014

From behind a smoking sniper rifle high atop his ivory tower peers the secular “progressive.” He surveys his many victims, strewn across the American landscape below and mockingly sneers, “War on Christianity? What war on Christianity?”

He then resumes shooting, all the while insisting that those uncooperative Christians who scatter for cover behind the Word of God and the U.S. Constitution somehow suffer from a “persecution complex” (the baker, the photographer, the florist, the innkeeper, the Christian school administrator, etc.).

Though there are many, it is plain for all to see that abortion and “sexual liberation” remain the two principal theaters in the ongoing culture war battlefront.

To fully advance the causes of radical feminism, abortion-on-demand, unfettered sexual license, gay marriage and the like, the pagan left must do away with religious free exercise altogether. Under the guise of “anti-discrimination,” Christians today face discrimination at unprecedented levels.

Let’s see if we can make this abundantly clear. Christians, true Christians—regenerate, Bible-believing Christians who strive their level best to maintain fidelity to the word of God and honor His commands—will not—indeed cannot—participate in, approve of, facilitate or encourage certain behaviors deemed by the Holy Scriptures to be immoral or sinful.

This is both our constitutionally affirmed human right and our Christian duty.

It is not done from hate. It is not done from bigotry. It is done neither from a position of superiority nor a desire to “impose our beliefs” upon others.

It is done from both obedience to Christ and compassion for our fellow fallen who yet wallow in folly.

Central to Christianity, and clearly delineated throughout both the Old and New Testaments, is the unambiguous and timeless proposition that any sexual practice outside the bonds of true man-woman marriage constitutes sexual immorality and results in separation from God. This, of course, includes sexual acting out between members of the same sex, whether or not such acting out is tied to the novel notion of so-called same-sex marriage.

Likewise central to Christianity is the relatively easy-to-understand concept that a Christ follower must neither take the life of a pre-born child nor aid and abet, in any way, the taking of such life.

It is not so much that Christians wish, willy-nilly, to call abortion, homosexual behavior, fornication, adultery, bestiality, incest or any other disordered sexual proclivity “sinful.” It is, rather, that we must. For the true Christian, God’s objective truths will always trump man’s subjective desires.

Newton’s Third Law states: “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.”

For every law, regulation, activist court ruling or presidential edict that demands Christians violate their sincerely held religious beliefs and adopt a postmodern, moral relativist way of life, there increases, in exact proportion, the likelihood of widespread civil disobedience—disobedience of the sort we haven’t seen since the civil rights struggles of the 1950s and ’60s.

Indeed, if, in the spirit of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., we, his fellow Christian travelers, must again face the water hoses, then face them we shall.

As the recent Hobby Lobby decision reaffirmed, the government cannot legislate away religious free exercise. Where your desire, intense though it may be, for me to employ you despite your antagonistic values system, pay for your abortion, or host, photograph or otherwise bake a rainbow cake for your faux wedding, comes into conflict with my absolute right to religious liberty, the result is a forgone conclusion.

I win, you lose.

We have seen and will continue to see an exponential increase in Christian business owners refusing to violate God’s commands by complying with unconstitutional, immoral and unjust government dictates.

For 2,000 years, whenever such conflicts have arisen, Christians have placed the laws of God above the laws of man.

What makes you think we’re about to change now?

As many in the early church refused to bow a knee to Caesar in worship, so, too, will many modern Christians refuse, under any circumstances, to obey any law that presumes to make sin obligatory.

If the ancient church, through the power of the Holy Spirit, was able to face the lions in hopeful anticipation of joining Jesus, then we, too, under the same Spirit, will face anything today’s pagan left can threaten.

In the ongoing culture war, it seems there are no rules of engagement. The secular left will accept nothing short of unconditional surrender. That is to say, the pagans demand that we Christians abandon the biblical worldview altogether, and adopt their own.

This will never happen.

Martin Luther King Jr. famously declared, “One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”

In 2012, after the Obama administration unilaterally issued its now-gutted HHS contraception/abortion mandate, Catholic priests from across the nation, to their great credit, read from the pulpit a letter that contained the following declaration: “We cannot—we will not—comply with this unjust law.”

As our secularist government increasingly imposes similar laws, so, too, increases the certitude of civil disobedience.

While there are those who will give way out of fear, weakness or a desire to conform to the world, there are many others who will not. Christians must peacefully come together, lock arms and redouble our resistance to evil.

Even when that evil is adorned with the presidential seal and signature

AFTH, Americans For Truth 37 Comments [7/29/2014 1:58:26 PM]
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Quote# 102380

In more haredi war news, the Maayanei Hayeshua Medical Center in the haredi city of Bnei Brak has been sharply criticized by Auerbach’s faction, as well, after some haredi yeshiva students began volunteering to help the medical staff. Auerbach's faction complained that this volunteering would cause the haredi yeshiva students to neglect their yeshiva studies, and therefore it should be stopped immediately.

Hospital officials reportedly responded that before asking the students to volunteer, they had asked rabbis who ruled that it was permissible because it is taking part in as saving lives, and is therefore a mitzvah.

Auerbach’s faction, however, disagrees.

Almost no haredim serve in the IDF and the minuscule number said to be serving in Gaza are a only a tiny percentage of what the number should be proportionate to the haredi population of Israel.

Haredi rabbinic leaders from all factions have ascribed Israel’s relative safety from thousands of Hamas rockets and missiles to various magic formulations based on God’s protection of the Land of Israel and the Jewish people, but have refused to acknowledge or thank the IDF, IDF soldiers, the Iron Dome missile defense system, the scientists who developed it and who help run it, or the US, which paid for it.

“Everything is really all from God,” one haredi rabbi recently said, going on to say that putting any trust in the Iron Dome or even praising it was a form of “idol worship.”

Followers of Rabbi Shmuel Auerbach, Failed Messiah 14 Comments [7/30/2014 3:05:55 AM]
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Quote# 102363

(referring to the MH17 crash)

Thank God that this righteous work of God has grabbed the attention of the world. It is time to speak some truth! It is the time to declare plainly and unapologetically: The Judge of All the Earth Shall Do Right! As Abraham declared in Genesis Chapter 18 on the eve of the holocaust that killed millions at Sodom in a few minutes, kind of like this event.

The evidence is compelling that these 298 souls are in hell.

There is no objectively reasonable basis to believe anything else about the eternal fate of these 298. You all have the responsibility to judge between good and evil [Amos 5:15; Luke 12:57] and take forth the precious from the vile [Jeremiah 15:19]: especially at the time of death and eternity.

Make no mistake and nix the lying, maudlin talk: the wicked shall be turned into hell and all nations that forget God. [Psalm 9:17]. These are not giant land masses entering hell, these are persons—one by one—like the rich man of Luke Chapter 16. Read it.

These nine countries, especially those prominently represented amongst these dead–Dutch, Malaysians and Australians– stand tall in the world of rebellious perverts. Go to any search engine and look it up and find that these nations are dominated by false and idolatrous religious practices and policies, and their followers are hell-bound. The first place to visit for complete and accurate information is www.godhatesatheworld.com for your research. And, as a direct result of their idolatry the Lord turns them over to fornication, adultery and faggotry. Read Romans Chapter 1 for that lesson.

Westboro Baptist Church, WBC blogs 26 Comments [7/29/2014 1:49:37 PM]
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Quote# 102390

Lastly, I became a Christian primarily through the study of Bible prophecy. While studying engineering, statistics, etc., in college, I was confronted with and blown away by the prophecies contained within the Bible. Prophecies such as the destruction of Tyre (Ezek. 26:1-16), the regathering of Israel in our lifetime after thousands of years of dispersion (Is. 11:11-12; 66:7-8), Daniel’s prophecies about the rise and fall of Babylon, Persia, Greece, Rome, and specific leaders such as Alexander the Great and Antiochus Epiphanies (Dan. 7:1-8; Dan. 8, Dan. 11) are so specific and on the mark that the only way skeptics have tried to refute them is by saying they were written after the fact; however, good historical investigation proves their claims to be false. For more information on these prophecies and others, see Newman’s compilation of evidence from Bible prophecy.[9]

Moreover, the prophecies about the coming of Jesus are simply astonishing. Over 100 distinct prophecies about Christ hundreds of years before His birth were made, which all came true. Peter Stoner, in his book Science Speaks, calculates the odds of just eight prophecies being accidently fulfilled in the life of one man to be 1017 or one hundred quadrillion.[10] Mathematicians point out that anything which exceeds 1050 power is the exact same thing as zero chance, and this probability is exceeded with 20 fulfilled prophecies (and remember, Jesus fulfilled over 100).

Concerning Bible prophecy, Blaise Pascal wrote: "I see many contradictory religions, and consequently all false save one. Each wants to be believed on its own authority, and threatens unbelievers. I do not therefore believe them. Every one can say this; every one can call himself a prophet. But I see that Christian religion wherein prophecies are fulfilled; and that is what every one cannot do."[11] It seems to me we have some pretty extraordinary evidence to substantiate the supernatural nature of the Bible and the God behind that Bible.

I could continue, but you get the idea. I think Christianity has some pretty extraordinary evidence on its side.

But, let’s now stop for a moment and consider the skeptic and atheist worldview. Do they make claims that would seem to necessitate extraordinary evidence?

The atheist claims that a cause (with a beginning all its own) possessing none of the characteristics of its effects created all that we know via time + matter + chance. That’s a pretty extraordinary claim.

The atheist claims that “Living objects . . . look designed, they look overwhelmingly as though they’re designed. Biology is the study of complicated things which give the impression of having been designed for a purpose”[12] but are not designed, and that the information (not data) contained with all of us did not come from an intelligent source. That’s a pretty extraordinary claim.

The atheist claims that either Jesus never existed or all the historical accounts written about Him are inaccurate, exaggerated, and cannot be trusted. Given all the historical evidence refuting such a position, that’s a pretty extraordinary claim.

If extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, then the atheist has some explaining to do. And that explaining needs to involve supplying the same extraordinary evidence that they require of Christians.

Robin Schumacher, Blogos 36 Comments [7/30/2014 3:27:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 102388

Slaves will be slaves, keep turning your RIGHT to protect yourself over to a criminal , corporate , police state that cares NOTHING ABOUT YOU! They care only of your inability to defend yourselves in the event of ANY emergency , whether man made or nature made. If you ignore history, and this isn't ancient history were talking about, and give into the B.S. That your being spoon fed YOU DESERVE TO BE IN A FEMA CAMP

Robbie Rage, The Libertarian Republic 25 Comments [7/30/2014 3:08:40 AM]
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Quote# 102382

Sure they are! We are at a point where it is Good vs Evil and your side has nothing to do with good!
* kill babies
* no borders
* destroy capitalism
* lie,cheat,steal
* force others to be open to phag lifestyle
* avoid any personal responsibility
* zero discipline in schools
* Live off the backs of hard workers while wasting their minds and bodies with drugs!
* participation trophies for last place so wittle feelings don't get hurt
* OWS movement, one messed up orgy of drug attics.
* believe global warming cause we say it is real
* indoctrinate our youth with failed liberalism as ideology
* Common Core Garbage
* the only time Liberal/Progressive aren't freaking out is if you agree with their twisted views! Fascists Scum that they are!

No quality, redeeming traits to speak of! YOUR TIME WILL COME!

Gr8tGooglyMoogly, Hollywood Reporter 31 Comments [7/30/2014 3:06:22 AM]
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Quote# 102356

Over 1 billion Chinese are ready to adopt the Christian Faith of Sun Yat-Sen!!

Over 1 billion Chinese people are tired of British Communism and they are ready to adopt the Faith of Sun Yat-sen which is catholic and universal Christianity.

Millions visit the mausoleum, but few realize that he too was cut down by a British assassin at the very moment of his greatest triumph!!

A Lincoln-like statue of Dr. Sun Yat-sen dominates the interior of the mausoleum.

2011 was the centenary of the Republic of China so a banner of Dr. Sun Yat-sen was installed in Red Square.

A giant portrait of the Chinese Abraham Lincoln dominates Red Square.

This portrait indicates that the Chinese are ready for a Tea Party to dump British Communism into the sea.

in 1838, Commissioner Lin Zexu dumped thousands of tons of British opium into the sea.

Communism is worse than opium because opium kills the body but Communism kills the soul.

Unfortunately, there is a wax dummy of British spy Mao Zedong close to the portrait of the Chinese Abraham Lincoln. The life-like dummy was probably made at Madame Tussaud's in London. Communists and atheists always prefer cremation because they think the Almighty won't be able to put their bodies back together again for Judgment Day!!

In one of the cruelest hoaxes in history, millions of Chinese have walked past the portrait of Sun Yat-sen on their way to honor a wax dummy of British spy Mao Zedong!!

Mao said that he wanted to be cremated after death. Communists and atheists always prefer cremation because they think the Almighty won't be able to put their bodies back together again for Judgment Day!!

When Chiang died in Taiwan in 1975, his tomb was temporary, because he desired to be buried in his native Fenghua, in Zhejiang province.

His beloved wife Madame Chiang sleeps in Westchester County, New York.

British spy Karl Marx said that "religion is the opiate of the people." As a matter of fact, Communism is the opiate of the people. Chinese people are much too intelligent to be Communists . . . or Fascists.

The time for China to reunite under the banner of true Christianity is NOW. The typical British Empire strategy is divide and conquer. We see that in India, Africa, South America, Ireland etc., etc. The true Son of Heaven said:

And Joshua knew their thoughts, and said unto them, "every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand (Matthew 12:25).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 35 Comments [7/29/2014 3:28:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 102357

You Might be a Statist

You think that others can morally make decisions about the appropriate use of the private property of another person.

You hate greedy corporations, but think an organization such as the government - itself a greedy organization- will protect you from greedy corporations.

You think it is possible for government to change the laws of supply and demand or determine an appropriate response to scarcity.

You think your neighbor, or some guy on the other side of town, should be restricted from owning a firearm, since he might be a psychopath, while simultaneously assuming that some other guy, who might be a psychopath, can be armed because a third guy or group of people - none of whom you have ever met - authorizes it.

You think the moral nature of theft, murder, slavery, assault, and kidnapping change dependent upon the size of the group that authorizes these actions.

You are scared of the idea of consenting adults engaging in free trade; especially if they are not taxed or regulated.

You think it is morally justified to withhold trade with the people of a country - called an embargo or imposing sanctions - in order to blackmail the ostensible ruler(s) of that country to do your bidding.

You assert that guns cause crime, food causes obesity, schools cause education, or states create wealth.

You are not aware that most regulations are in place to protect existing companies from competition.

You claim separation of church and state, then vote for government to enforce your beliefs and values.

You think charity only happens when the government gives money to poor people.

You think that rules written by bureaucrats of the state can be used to control the state.

You think it's okay to give up some rights for security.

You believe that health care, education, housing, and food are rights.

anonymous, secrets of the fed 39 Comments [7/29/2014 3:29:13 AM]
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Quote# 12156

How life arose is unknown, how could that be from a bunch of know it alls? Who would question everything biblical. For as much smug hand waving over the authority of the scripture, you don't know how life came into being? Yet you will trumpet the theory of evolution all over the world, as if it's prove able, when you haven't even observed how all this life can start.

Yet you tell me I don't know anything.

Godidit is looking better all the time.

Patriarch Verlch, IIDB 22 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 102375

[Supposed Twitter conversation between a self declared neo-reactionary(Scharlach) and an anarchist recounted for his audience, had to cut well over half due to ramble so more under the link]

Anarchist: Cultural groups are not as different as you’re implying here. I’ve traversed enough of this planet to know that human cultures are very similar . . . the differences are relatively small.

Scharlach: The differences are small? That’s interesting. I heard just the other day that Afghanistan might go back to stoning adulterers.

Anarchist: What? Huh? I don’t get it? Huh?

Scharlach: Nevermind. I’d just say that your globe-trotting has most likely been from cosmopolitan city to cosmopolitan city. Everyone looks the same in those cities because they’ve all just adopted your Western norms and ways of living. These people are a minority.

Anarchist: Well, then, the key for democracy is to . . . . to . . .

Scharlach: To what? To make sure that no one on the globe really is all that different from anyone else?

Anarchist: You’re putting words in my mouth!

Scharlach: You just said a moment ago that you define democracy as a system of governance in which individuals group together to decide on things that impact them directly. So let’s look at the Afghan example: do you think it’s alright for Afghans to stone adulterers?

Anarchist: Of course not! That’s horrid! It’s especially horrid because it’s almost always the women who get punished, not the men! Misogyny!

Scharlach: Maybe. But I personally think Afghans have every right to stone adulterers if that’s their cultural consensus. Just as Americans have every right to jail anyone who stones anyone else, if that’s the American consensus.

Anarchist: So you have no problem with murder, slavery, genocide, so long as they’re “culturally consensual”?

Scharlach: I think that any attempt I might make—as an outsider—to solve a problem in Africa or the Middle East would only make matters worse. And you should agree with me, too, if you believe your own version of democracy just defined a moment ago. You need to ask yourself, if you’re such an anarchist, such a believer in organic decision-making among people involved in something, why do you feel this impulse to interfere with something happening in an alien culture five thousand miles away from you? Do adultery laws in Afghanistan “impact you directly”? Does slavery in Africa “impact you directly”?

Anarchist: First, even if it didn’t, we still need to take moral stances on some things. And, second, yes, it does: slavery in Africa makes electronics cheaper for me.

Scharlach: This is exactly what I was talking about at the beginning: in a democracy, it’s only a matter of time before everyone comes to believe that everything affects them directly . . .

Anarchist: [Silence]

Scharlach: And in the end, maybe everything does, in some Cloud Atlas kind of way, affect everyone at some level. Which is why the universalist democratic impulse is dangerous. When everyone has a voice about everything everyone else does, the world becomes its own tyranny.

Scharlach, Habitable Worlds 20 Comments [7/29/2014 1:57:29 PM]
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Quote# 102378

Despicable spying by Gog and Magog continues as intensely as ever. When one nation spies on another, the other nation takes countermeasures, leading to an endless circle of espionage and counter-espionage.

Originally, MI5 and MI6 were housed in the same building, but they eventually became separate spying bureaus.

Domestic and international spying have separate headquarters in London, but they are all financed by the Bank of England, and answer to the queen!!

The CIA and FBI are their CLONES in the United States.

Only the Judgment Day will reveal the number of people who spied for . . . and are still spying for those 2 agencies.

The FBI (Federal Bureau of Inquisition) is a clone of MI5 and concentrates on domestic spying!!

The CIA (Central"Intelligence" Agency) is a clone of MI6 and concentrates on foreign spying.

Only the Judgment Day will reveal the number of people who spied for . . . and are still spying for these 2 agencies.

When will all this despicable spying end? Only when the master spy Satan himself and his dupes are cast into the lake of fire and brimstone will the universe be rid of Satan and his spies forever:

And the beast was taken and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. (Revelation 19:20).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 19 Comments [7/30/2014 3:05:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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The Return of Eye Beams!

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Quote# 77098

In a thread regarding astrophysics, distance and star light

Here is a question you.

So a light year = the distance light travels in a year.

You mentioned the figure 11 million light years away.

So my question is how are we observing this light 11 million light years away now?

I'm not 11 million years old, i'm 20.


Later on he goes on to say...

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth, how can i see it now? I'm only 20.

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth then the viewer would need to be 11 million years old.


And it continues with...

I don't believe light travels at all, i've looked at various models and worked on many but none of it works. The basics of visual perception is often overlooked. When we look at something what is actually going on? The emission theory states that the light emits (not a travelling speed) from our own eyes not from the object we look at. The intromission theory states the opposite.

The emission theory is the most common sense, so i don't believe there is any speed of light. The 'Starlight Problem' has never been a problem for me and the YEC model. The earliest Church Fathers (2nd-4th century AD) who believed in emmision theory also had no problem with starlight and a young universe.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 261 Comments [10/25/2010 7:04:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Flatland
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Quote# 102262

“Behind every terrorist stand dozens of men and women, without whom he could not engage in terrorism. They are all enemy combatants, and their blood shall be on all their heads. Now this also includes the mothers of the martyrs, who send them to hell with flowers and kisses. They should follow their sons, nothing would be more just. They should go, as should the physical homes in which they raised the snakes. Otherwise, more little snakes will be raised there.”
“This is not a war against terror, and not a war against extremists, and not even a war against the Palestinian Authority. The reality is that this is a war between two people. Who is the enemy? The Palestinian people. Why? Ask them, they started it.”

Ayelet Shaked , The Independent 64 Comments [7/24/2014 3:26:06 AM]
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Submitted By: DharmicDalek
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Quote# 453

I'd be happy to discuss Gould or Dawkins with you. But first you must tackle evolution's problems with the laws of thermodynamics.....this could take you a while....

You assume I just visit creationist leaning sites? Did you bother reading my citations?

Since were trading sites, I suggest you visit www.icr.org

RevelationWatch, Christian Website Talk! 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 97476

[He's keeps saying he's not a misogynist, yet any woman who doesn't flop on her back and spread her legs for him is a murderous whore! Just like the judge, therapist, and mother who wouldn't put out for him and his made up condition because it's all about Misogynist Asshole Rapist and what he wants.]

In fact, I am glad my mother refused that offer. As for a judge and a therapist they were acquainted with my situation (NOT CONDITION) but were too dumb to understand what's going on so they let me go on suffering as a virgin.

Coconut, Why, God, Why? 46 Comments [11/4/2013 3:42:16 AM]
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Quote# 102358

[In Conservapedia's article on 'Scientist']

A scientist is someone who practices science. Scientists who have tenure at universities, however, are often liberal atheists, as faculties today are hostile to people like Isaac Newton or Louis Pasteur who were inspired by their faith.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 39 Comments [7/29/2014 3:29:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 65799

[In all fairness, he claims that he has no religion but I don't believe it]

Tell me exactly how you prove that a fish came out of water? How did it "know" it needed legs? How did it change its entire genetic structures and break all? the laws of genetics? How did it grow lungs. This is an utter logical fallacy. The only way for a fish to be able to breath air is if it was born that way.
What you have: a religion of Evodelusionism.
You can't even find a way to test any of this, yet you believe?

GoodScienceForYou, YouTube 46 Comments [9/20/2009 3:09:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 102364

Because Atheists think they are better than everyone else. Atheists are extremly racist. They think black people are closer to monkies than everyone else! That's what evolution teaches! Atheism is inherently nihilistic. Atheism leads to Communism. Atheism = Big Government = Nihilism = Racism = Christianphobia = Homosexual Agenda = Abortion Holocaust = Satanism = Socialism = Liberalism = Paganism = Lesbianism = Communism = Illuminati = ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT
Atheists have been in control of America since the sixties. That's why America has become a cesspool of sin! That's why most television shows are pornographic. That's why gays are getting naked and demanding access to our children.
Jesus says "Atheists are children of the devil". Atheists serve Satan (knowingly or unknowingly). Atheism attracts perverts, homosexuals, druggies, drunks, feminists, pagans, Liberals, communists, emo kids, goths, lesbians, and pedophiles because it allows them to live perverted lifestyles. Atheism is a sick and violent (look at Stalin and Pol Pot!) religion that the world would be better off of if it was exterminated.

Kaykay, Yahoo! Answers 31 Comments [7/29/2014 1:49:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Juicifur
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Quote# 102367

[This is from the second day of Brother Nathanael's "street evangelism report" in Times Square of New York City.]

ALL was going really well with many conversations and even some very serious ones sharing Christ with a group of young adults in their early 20's.

Satan was NOT happy and he sent behind me on the smaller median strip a "naked cowgirl" who was way past her prime.

She looked like she was in her late 60s and a Jew. Half of her buttocks crack was showing, she was totally wrinkled from head to toe with hideous varicose veins and her breasts were totally exposed except for some pasted hearts on her nipples.

It was all one HIDEOUS spectacle.

Now the masses, (the goyisha masses) were totally focused on this miserable naked witch Jew. (Has to be a metaphor for the Jew-control of Jewmerica.)

After exercising much patience for 30 minute I decided I had enough of this witch.

So I turned around and told the professional camera man, who was photographing me for his particular project, that I am now going to get "rid of this witch."

"How are you going to do that?" He asked. "Watch me," I answered.

So I yelled out to the Jew witch, (who was giving me the finger the whole time), "Hey! Look at me!" She did.

Then I took my Cross and made a slicing motion under her knees and said, "You're finished!"

She yelled back, "You're doing that because I'm Jewish."

I replied, "You're lewd, you old hag."

She began to wither and 5 minutes later she walked off into the crowd never to return.

Brother Nathanael Kapner, Real Jew News 25 Comments [7/29/2014 1:50:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 27506

first of all medicine, like evolutionary science is mostly political. There are very few medicines, if any, that cure anything. Any cures that happen do so because of the body's own ability to repair itself. Care to name me a disease in the past 40 years that's been cured on a widescale basis by medicine?

supersport , CARM 57 Comments [7/21/2007 11:18:06 PM]
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Quote# 102215

Did you know that God is punishing Malaysia still for their tolerance of prostitution, homosexuality, and heathenism? The first time God took down a Malaysian airline plane, the world watched in horror. The plane still hasn’t been found and probably never will be. God has sent the plane to the bottom of the ocean as a way to punish the sinners in Malaysia. The Malaysians did not listen, and now God has allowed a second Malaysian airlines plane to crash.

How many times do I have to warn you, Malaysia, that you have invited the wrath of God? How many more Malaysians must die before you repent? How many more examples does God have to make before you reject sin and embrace Jesus? I suggest that we all join in prayer, a prayer for Malaysian repentance. It is only by rejecting sin and heathen beliefs and by embracing Jesus that Malaysia will escape further destruction.

Don’t cry for the families of the “victims” either. They need this example so that they might be brought closer to Jesus the Christ. If their family members died as Christians, they are in heaven as we speak. If they did not, then they’re burning in Hell. It is a choice that they made in this life that will have profound effects on them in the next. Let the families take the deaths of their loved ones as a reminder that life is fleeting and that we need Jesus NOW!

While the loss of lives is a tragedy, perhaps this is the example that Malaysia needs to finally break their dependence on heathen beliefs and lead them closer to Jesus. Let us lead Malaysia away from heathen ungodly beliefs! Let us take back Malaysia for Christ!

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker, Creationsciencestudy 53 Comments [7/22/2014 3:09:45 AM]
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Quote# 54784

It was discovered about 2 weeks ago that we as a race did not conform to the Galaxy but that the galaxy conformed to us. so evolution has thus been proven by the scientist to be wrong. Made a big splash in the science world. Sorry to have to break the bad news to you.

dlk1956, Y! answers 57 Comments [12/24/2008 2:35:35 AM]
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Hitler’s favorite philosopher was atheist Friedrich Nietzsche. In fact, he gave copies of his books to Stalin and Mussolini. Following Nietzsche, Hitler had these words placed over one of the gas ovens in Auschwitz, “I want to raise a generation of young people devoid of conscience, imperious, relentless and cruel.”

Hitler often quoted materialist philosophers with glee. One of his favorite sayings was that the destruction of the weak is a good thing for the survival of the strong for “nature intended it that way.”

Moreover, in Hitler’s Table Talk, a collection of his private sayings preserved by his closest followers, the “fuhrer”, derides Christianity as a “scourge” and wishes Germany will be the first nation in centuries to be immune from its influence. Hitler went so far as to ban Christmas and demand the Hitler Youth praise him on December 25th rather than Jesus.

Hitler also mocked Christianity for its opposition to Darwinism. Indeed, many of his closest colleagues, Goebbles, Himmler, Heydrich and Bormann, were outspoken atheists and materialists also some were intrigued by the occult.

That Hitler was a Christian is one of the most pernicious lies perpetrated by modern secularists. The second, one promoted by revisionist historians, is that Hitler and the Nazis were “right wingers.” In fact, Hitler and his party were left-wing socialists. The Nazis were “National Aryan Socialists.” The only difference between them and communists were that the former was nationalistic while the latter was global in scope. In fact, the body count racked up by the secular left during the twentieth century alone is staggering and unparalleled in history. What also goes unreported is that many progressives of the time, like George Bernard Shaw, were enamored with the Nazi party.

The myth that Hitler was a “right-wing Christian” began in the 1950s when leftist academics who had previously supported the Nazi regime began revising history to cover their butts. They successfully linked the attempts by fundamentalist groups to ban certain books from public libraries (like Henry Miller’s pornographic The Tropic of Cancer) to the burning of books by the Hitler Youth. But this is really the ONLY thing Nazis had in common with far right-wingers (and historians failed to mention that the Soviets and Chinese had also banned these books). For example, the Nazis were pro-abortion and pro-euthenasia, a position they took from Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger, who Hitler greatly admired. They also supported gun control and national health insurance.

Pastor Matt, Pastor Matt's blog 21 Comments [7/27/2014 9:50:15 AM]
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Quote# 102301

Should Evolutionists Stay Away From Doctors and Medicine? By Their Logic: YES!

I think I shall never forget a YouTube video I watched about ten years ago in which a young man in his twenties discussed a painful ear infection he was battling. To my amazement he went on to lament the decision he made to take antibiotics; a decision made for him by the pain no doubt.

"I believe in evolution and by taking the medicine I am hindering the evolutionary process," he said to the camera.

Upon further investigation I discovered his channel was dedicated to promoting modern atheism and deep time fish-to-men evolution. "Finally," I thought, "an honest atheist."

Any internal infection can kill you. A dental abscess has toxins that can poison your system. Ear infections are a particularly nasty infliction. Yet the evolutionist will ignore the demands of their theory and implement the aggressive use of force against the attempts of nature to kill us at nearly every turn.

And yet I find it equally disturbing whenever we encounter the evolutionist argument against biblical creationism in the form of their favorite red herring: "If you don't believe in evolution then don't take antibiotics or vaccines because, after all, bacteria and viruses evolve (adapt to our attempts to kill them) and medical science must always stay ahead of those evolutionary mutations in order to produce effective vaccines and antibiotics."


Therein lies the single greatest piece of evidence the deep time community has that fish became men, that is, that viruses become viruses and bacteria become bacteria. Therefore we Christians mustn't ever use antibiotics or vaccines because we refuse to believe that fish became men based solely on the fact that bacteria become bacteria and viruses become viruses.


The Bible offers the greatest reason for the need to use antibiotics and vaccines, etc. Because of the fall of humanity the earth is against us.

Genesis 3:17 ¶And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return
Humanity was thrust into the position of requiring the aggressive use of force to keep sickness away because of this event which happened as the result of man's decision to disobey God. That is the creationist view of the world which lines up perfectly with the evidence and need for such aggressive items as antibiotics (which were accidentally discovered) and vaccines (developed by scientists with God-given intellect).

I am not sure what happened to the atheist in the video I mentioned at first. I hope he recovered from his painful infection and I hope he rejected the Darwinian demand that the bacteria kill him and take over the earth. Above all I hope the evolutionists embrace the knowledge of the truth that just because bacteria change into bacteria and viruses change into viruses that does not mean the evolutionist was once a fish.

Mike Shoesmith, PP Simmons News and Ministries 26 Comments [7/27/2014 9:48:36 AM]
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Quote# 7629

I think Monkeys having monkey babies disproves evolution. Apparently we evolved from them, so why are they still here. Until I see a monkey pop out a human, I will never believe it.

snoochies, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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