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Quote# 102829

On a spiritual level, it's said that circumcision breaks the psychic bond between the man and the woman during intercourse where the lack of full sensation or sensitivity causes mental distress or mental discomfort for both partners, preventing them to merge into one single being of energy that the sexual relation creates, making impossible or almost impossible for both to make a connection to reach and to know... God (Nature, God, Universe, etc.), through the act of procreation or through the mere act of pleasure... sex.

When this full pleasure cannot be achieved, all sorts of problems arise between man and woman, therefore, they can be divided to avoid them to act as one single being of love, and they can be to some extent manipulated, misguided, corrupted and cannot act like a full one hundred percent being of love like it was intended. Of course, it doesn't happen in all the cases, but in the majority does happen.

Manny, Foreskin Restoration Forum 45 Comments [8/20/2014 2:41:53 AM]
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Quote# 87815

All Men Should Be Castrated? - International "Castration Day"

Some Feminists have considered this as an option. It is highly controversial.


Allow me to introduce myself...

My name is Krista, otherwise known as "The Femitheist". I am a female, a feminist, and someone who believes strongly in True Equality.

Now, I will begin explaining this entry before I post the actual article... for your discussion, of course.

Women MUST and WILL have equality, and this is the ONLY way to achieve TRUE equality. The testicles of all males, which produce the majority of their testosterone, are the primary cause of their violent behavior. The testicles also attribute greatly to many of the health problems men experience later in life (such as prostate cancer and, of course, testicular cancer).

~:The Solution... International Castration Day.:~

It is my belief (which I consider factual based on my research) that all men SHOULD be castrated. Not only for their own safety, but for the safety of all innocent women and children.

And, to achieve this...

The entire world should have an international holiday known as: "Castration Day"

Males of all ages will be brought to the public squares of their cities nude, to stand together in a circle, as they await castration by a woman known as "The Castrator", who will be a woman chosen from the public much like a juror.

Girls of all ages will attend, lining the streets to cheer and applaud the males as they join the rest of civilized society.

It will be a free vacation for any working woman. And, young girls will be able to leave school to attend this glorious ceremony.

The males will then have one hour to get to know their Castrator. Their female "spouse" will also be able to choose whether or not they would like to milk the male in order to retain a sperm sample.

If the male is too young for a "spouse", their mother or closest female relative will decide.

After this, the men will be given anesthetics. They will be placed on a table, where their Castrator will then slice open their ball-sack, remove their testicles, and the excess skin, stitch them up and clean them up.

They will be given thirty minutes to rest after the procedure.

Once the males have all been castrated, they will be grouped together again for one last look before walking nude back to their homes.

The women will then return to their jobs, schools, et cetera, and rejoice in the completion of yet another successful ceremony.

Any man who tries to evade this holiday, "Castration Day", should be murdered wherever they
are found (treated as a criminal, as it will be a crime not to attend). Or, forced to attend.
Regardless of age.

Any woman who disagrees should be provided therapy in order to free her from misogynistic indoctrination.

This holiday should replace the day known currently as "Father's Day".

If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and violence would end.

We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns, and men do only what they exist for...

Breed.

Labor.

SERVE.

Die.

Likewise, the change of their hormones would make them less aggressive, and thus less likely to rape. It would also provide them with better health throughout their life, as the testicles are a major cause of health issues in males as they age.

All will profit from this...


And, I believe this will come to be someday soon.

Thanks for your consideration!

Femitheist Divine, The New Era of Feminism 519 Comments [6/14/2012 3:32:39 AM]
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Quote# 102735

The average 40 year old man could still hope to get casual sex with a female in the top 10% of quality sexual mates (i.e. attractive girls in the 14 – 24 range), whereas the 40 year old woman could not realistically hope to get casual sex with a man in the top 10% (i.e. an alpha).

Theantifeminist, Emma the Emo's Emo Musings  20 Comments [8/16/2014 3:32:41 AM]
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Quote# 46771

From what I gather atheists don't think anything they do is a sin, this includes murder. Atheists feel that there is no morality therefore they should be allowed to live as animals do, killing and stealing where ever and when ever they feel like it

Willy Will Will You?, Yahoo! Absurdity 41 Comments [9/6/2008 8:24:59 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 15241

[Why does God allow evil things to happen?]

9/11 and the tsunami, as well as AIDs, is a punishment from God because of the acceptance of homosexuality by liberals. SO you can't blame god for this, blame the liberals for supporting the sinners, that caused God's wrath.

He did it in Noah's time, he did it to Sodom, and he has struck again.

hithesh, Christian Forums 51 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 30716

Loving discipline through spanking brings a parent and child closer together. Because a spanking deals with the heart of a child and establishes godly fear and wisdom within a child, it is easy to understand why Satan would oppose it.

Roy Lessin, stoptherod.net 34 Comments [11/2/2007 8:37:33 AM]
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Quote# 102820

Let’s face it any female over about 25 generally doesn’t stir things up inside us anywhere near as much as the sight of a a nubile, firm and young teen body does, especially when ‘gift wrapped’ in something fitting her age like a school uniform to make it even one level more ‘tantalizing’…

Alan Vaughn, human stupidity 43 Comments [8/20/2014 2:37:34 AM]
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Quote# 102698

-Beginning rant-
NO. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD THEN DON'T CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN.
THE BIBLE IS THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW ABOUT CHRIST AND HOW TO EVEN BE A CHRISTIAN.
DON'T CALL YOURSELF "CHRISTIAN" IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO FOLLOW CHRIST
AND JESUS WAS AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY AND ABORTION. HE DIDN'T HATE THE PEOPLE, BUT HE HATED THE SIN.
IT IRKS ME TO SEE PEOPLE CLAIM THEY'RE A FOLLOWER OF CHRIST AND YET THEY AREN'T FOLLOWING HIM AT ALL.
IT'S REALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO CALL THEMSELVES A CHRISTIAN AND NOT BELIEVE THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD.
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN?
THE BIBLE IS THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW ABOUT SALVATION.
AND WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THE SALVATION PARTS ARE CORRECT AND YET YOU BLAME THE VERY SAME TRANSLATORS FOR GETTING THE VERSES THAT CONDEMN HOMOSEXUALITY, ABORTION, AND OTHER SINS YOU SUPPORT??????
IF YOU'RE CALLING YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN AND YOU DON'T EVEN FOLLOW GOD'S WORD, YOU'RE JUST FOLLOWING YOUR OWN MADE-UP RELIGION.
IT'S CRAZY AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY.
I'M SORRY FOR RANTING. BUT THIS THIng makes me upset and worried for the people who cherry-pick the Bible.
Even a few times when I tried to correct another Christian, and in a NICE way, using God's holy true word to help them not get corrupted by the world; they yell at me, cuss at me, block me, and continue to disobey God on purpose.
I don't want people to think salvation is just a free ticket to keep on sinning.
God's forgiveness is important.
Jesus didn't die so you could keep on sinning. He died to save you from the sins so you can be able to go to heaven.
You have to repent the sins, turn away from the things of the world and only trust in God. And trusting in God means you have to trust in his word, The Bible.
It's really ungrateful to live your life in sin when Jesus died so you could be free from it.
It's sad and I hope anyone who's living in a sinful life will understand God's true love and forgiveness for us, and they will trust in him with all their heart, turn from their sins and live their life for God.
-Rant finished-

Comments are disabled cause I'm not going to debate this.
Christians follow the Bible, end of story.

Starrceline, deviantArt 32 Comments [8/14/2014 3:11:49 AM]
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Quote# 102815

The following principle of Atheism I call the First Principle of Atheism, because it is unarguable true and the remainder of Atheist behaviors and principles are subsidiary to it. The remaining principles might not be numerically identifiable in the sense that this one is, and they will have names instead.

Today's principle of Atheism:

FIRST PRINCIPLE OF ATHEISM:

Atheism is a VOID, intellectually and morally.

This seems hardly arguable given that many Atheists declare the relief of total freedom that Atheism has given them - freedom from onerous absolutes, rules and authority (1). This VOID or hole is created solely by rejection, commonly of the nature of rebellion, and commonly is adopted in juvenile years of poor intellectual and cortex development coupled with raging hormones and personal emotional turmoil.

After the VOID is adopted, Atheists find themselves totally free to create their own truths to backfill the hole. In essence, the Atheist is enabled to fill the hole totally with himself, and his own personal desires. So Atheism is completely self-focused and narcissistic. This is not to say that all narcissists are Atheist, nor that all Atheists meet the clinical definitions of narcissism. But the first principle of Atheism opens the pathway to narcissism and many take that path.

Intellectually, the Atheist is free to claim logic as a basis for his worldview and simultaneously refuse to provide that logic in a disciplined deductive argument. This indicates an inherent non-coherent irrationality (2) which is traceable to the initial First Principle of Atheism. The Atheist, however, considers his own thought process to be the ultimate in logic, even superceding long established disciplined deductive processes going clear back to Aristotle. Thus the Atheist's self image is that he is the superior intellect, far superior to those who use established disciplined deductive processes.

Morally, the Atheist is free to design his own morals, which will be compatible with the inclinations and personal proclivities of the individual Atheist. Since his moral system is compatible with his behaviors and desires, then the Atheist is "moral" by tautology: he cannot fail. In addition, the Atheist can change his moral basis at any time, without a moment's notice. So the Atheist considers himself totally moral, well beyond the morality of the Other.

Stan, Atheism Analyzed 38 Comments [8/19/2014 3:29:02 AM]
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Quote# 102819

The 7th new moon — the Feast of Trumpets, on the 40th Jubilee from when Christ was crucified and rose again — will be from the evening of 9/20/2017 to the evening of 9/21/2017. This is when, at some point, between those two evenings, the RAPTURE of those who love Yah will occur. We do not know the exact day or hour, but at some point between those two evenings, I Thess 4 will be fulfilled. This is NOT a guess, not a fun idea, not a theory to be mused about.
THIS IS A FACT!!!
LIVE HOLY, TRUST IN YAHSHUA, DO NOT SIN — OBEY YAH WITH ALL YOU KNOW!!!!! YAHSHUA IS COMING FOR HIS OWN IN 2017!!!!!!!
THIS IS A FACT!!!!

Daniel John Lee, Before It's News 43 Comments [8/20/2014 2:36:56 AM]
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Quote# 102749

Radio host Rush Limbaugh on Tuesday said that actor Robin Williams’ alleged suicide was caused by his “political leftist” state of mind.

“What is the left’s world view in general?” Limbaugh asked his audience the day after Williams’ death was announced. “If you had to attach, not a philosophy, but an attitude to a leftist world view. It’s one of pessimism, and darkness, sadness. They’re never happy, are they?”

“They’re animated in large part by the false promises of America because the promises of America are not for everyone,” he continued, pointing to a Fox News report that suggested Williams had struggled with financial issues, and survivor’s guilt after the deaths of entertainers like Christopher Reeve, Andy Kaufman and John Belushi.

“Robin Williams felt guilty that he was still alive while his three friends had died young, and much earlier than he had,” the conservative talker explained. “He could never get over the guilt that they died and he didn’t.”

“Well, that is a constant measurement that is made by political leftists in judging the country.”

Rush Limbaugh, The Raw Story 72 Comments [8/16/2014 5:04:21 AM]
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Quote# 1243

The Bible is truth because it is the word of God. Many Biblical accounts have been proven to be accurate by modern atheist scholars

Frivolous, Internet Infidels 19 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 102804

It is tragic that comedian Robin Williams died today at age 63 without Christ as his Savior. There's only one place that Mr. Williams can now go to spend eternity, and that is to the Lake of Fire!!! Jesus warned that except a man be born-again by the Spirit of God, he cannot enter into the Kingdom of God (John 3:5-7). There is no evidence to believe that either Robin Williams, nor his mother who followed the demonic Christian Science religion, or Robin's father who followed the demonic Episcopalian religion, were saved at all. I fear that all three of them are sufferings in the torments of Hellfire. It makes me cry thinking about it, but it is Bible truth. The Bible says what it says. The message of the Gospel is very clear and easy to understand. It is a free gift to have eternal life.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 61 Comments [8/19/2014 3:24:22 AM]
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Quote# 102825

A) Way to swipe my idea from the other thread.

B) Yes, I would use it. I am a strong gay rights supporter. I have zero problems with gay people. Why would I use it? Life is hard enough. Gay people are targets of violent crimes, have much higher rates of suicide, and have higher incidence of drug use. Why? Because being gay is incredibly hard. If you had the opportunity to save your child that pain, why wouldn't you?

Then again, if I could, I would adjust my children genetically to be 10s, have IQs into the 300s, and have DDs/10" penises. Why? Because everybody wants the worlds best offspring. You want your kids to be the smartest, hottest, most popular people to ever grace the earth. Why wouldn't you produce the best offspring? There is literally NO downside to genetic perfection, and NO upside to flawed genetics.

danfromwaterloo, readflagdeals 49 Comments [8/20/2014 2:41:10 AM]
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Quote# 34129

Splitting of the moon, Mentioned in the Quran, Proved today by science. Curing of diseases, Cancer cured by reading Quranic verses. Water (This is a strange one) when the Quran is read near a body of water its molecules change and take crystallized shapes. As real as it gets i believe.

All the above has been done, proven, tested and worked

Rami Abdul Megeed, Facebook 70 Comments [1/26/2008 4:06:44 AM]
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Quote# 19299

[Speaking in reference to Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth.]

The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD.

Frosty Hardison, Seattle Pi 26 Comments [1/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 102801

[Jennifer Aniston's "bristols"]

It is, in fact, a sad truth about human life that beyond our salad days, very few of us are interesting to look at in the buff. Added to that sadness is the very unfair truth that a woman’s salad days are shorter than a man’s — really, in this precise context, only from about 15 to 20.


John Derbyshire, National Review 28 Comments [8/19/2014 3:10:24 AM]
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Quote# 102818

Why do so many people fall for the "Palestinian" facade?

FUN FACT: There is no such thing as a "Palestinian". "Palestinians" didn't start calling themselves "Palestinians" until the early sixties. They're ancestors were planted there as a part of an old Islamic conspiracy to take over the world. After the Jews left the "Palestinians" came and started calling themselves "native" there (Despite what the liberal media say, the "Palestinians" are the land thieves, not the Jews).
Also don't give me that myth about how Jews and Muslims lived in peace until Israel was formed (and made the Levant a civilized country). The Jews were the "Palestinians'" dhimmis. That is not "living in peace".
Of course the "Palestinians" eventually started painting themselves as victims and Europe took the bait hook line and sinker. The EU agreed to turn their back's on Israel and accept Muslim immigrants in exchange for oil. Now look at Europe. A lot of Europeans admire left-wing dictators like Stalin, Hitler(He was left-wing. Left-wing is big government and right-wing is small government) and Mao. A lot of Europeans are openly anti-semitic and beat up Jews and accept Islam. Liberalism will be the death of Europe. It won't be long before Europe collapses under the Muslim hordes and becomes "Eurabia". In case you don't believe me read "While Europe Slept".
No one should feel sympathy for the "Palestinian" invaders. They teach their children to be anti-semitic and hate Israel and Jews. Why are libs gullible enough to believe this?

Kaykay, Yahoo! Answers 22 Comments [8/20/2014 2:36:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Juicifur
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Quote# 15748

Liberals just get too much joy from carrying signs and causing disruption.

TwinCrier, Christian Forums 33 Comments [10/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 72538

Abortion shares many similarities to the ideas of Adolf Hitler. Hitler believed in the forced "evolution" of humanity through the death of all those who were not Aryan, most notably including Jews. He viewed non-Aryans as inferior. A common reason for abortion is to kill those who suffer from physical and mental issues, a form of eugenics. This is akin to Hitler's murdering those he considered inferior.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 84 Comments [4/26/2010 3:24:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Malkyrian
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Quote# 102629

By the way, Allah is a mythic character who doesn't exist in reality. There is no living, breathing, conscious God called Allah. Allah is nothing more than the fictitious imagination of a lone, ludicrous, brute, nutcase named Muhammad in the 7th century AD.

In Islam, if you study their religion closely, you must sacrifice... you must pray... you must give... you must follow strict cleansing laws in the Hadith (one of Islam's so-called holy books). If you embrace the religion of Islam, you are expected to follow its teachings. The main requirement is to reject Jesus as the Christ, and to despise Jews and Christians. Some Muslims may argue the point, but read the Quran for yourself and you'll feel the hateful demonic spirit against Jews and Christians. I've read the Quran, and let me tell you, it is one of the most biased and hateful pieces of literature on the planet. I even read where one of Noah's sons refused to get on the ark and drowned. Yeah, right! Read the Quran, it's in there! But I warn you, the Quran is BORING!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 58 Comments [8/11/2014 3:52:55 AM]
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Quote# 19971

[Would you please tell us what your scientific qualifications (for evaluating evolution) are? What is your profession?]

My qualification is I'm a God-fearing college dropout redneck hick landlord who goes after darwinism with freaking vengeance....and I just happen to have the truth on my side.

supersport, Theology Web 126 Comments [1/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3485

Why anyone would defend a Catholic is beyond me. We need to pray for their salvation, just like every other lost person on earth.

lookinupval, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 102766

Women today are becoming lesbians, whether literally or by becoming a feminist (which is a mental lesbian). Women who want to usurp authority and be equal with men are lesbians in their minds. Feminists are mental homosexuals.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 46 Comments [8/17/2014 10:48:43 AM]
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Quote# 102797

The taboo of female farting is entirely reasonable. Men desire the female body, females tend to desire what a male body can do, rather than the body itself. If nothing else, differences in biology dictate that men have to fuck the female body, while women are fucked by the male body. Women farting is simpy a bigger turn off and passion killer for men than men farting is for women (and a bigger obstacle between successful reproduction between men and women

Theantifeminist, Theory of feminism 37 Comments [8/19/2014 3:07:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Arnie Orslien 2
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